"The kid sitting in front is the one who ran away and stood us up the other day.”His voice was very arrogant, as if he had heard it somewhere before.
Zhang Shun turned around and looked. Good heavens, they really met on a narrow road. The animal who spoke was actually the muscular man who had oral sex with him on the bus a few days ago.
Only then did Zhang Shun remember that this guy seemed to have a fight with him, but he had accidentally forgotten about it.
Damn, this world is really small. It's already an honor to meet such a high-quality adulterous couple once, but I've met them several times in a row.
Sigh, in the mortal world, my memory is also bad. I need to improve it urgently. This bro used to be one of the best memory masters in the Heavenly Court. Back then, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li hid a treasure in a compartment of his study. Zhang Shun stared at it for more than three years. Finally, he took advantage of the big day of Li's eldest son, Jin Zha, and successfully obtained it.
Now, he actually threw away a great opportunity to teach this muscular man a lesson. How could Zhang Shun not be depressed?
Seeing that Zhang Shun didn't say anything, the muscular man became even more smug. Half a catty of fans who had suffered a huge loss from Zhang Shun last time flew into the sky and said loudly,"Brother Biao, do you think all men are like you? Moreover, some people don't even know if they're men or not.”
When Zhang Shun heard this, he immediately became angry. He was a god who had descended to the mortal world. If he did not provoke you, you should be blessed. You even came to my door again and again to ask for a beating. If I don't beat you a few times, would I be worthy of the painstaking efforts of Sister Guanyin?
Zhang Shun was about to teach the adulterous couple a lesson when Zhao Xiaoling pulled him back and whispered,"That man is from the school's mixed martial arts club. Forget it.”
When Zhang Shun heard that, he became even angrier. F * ck, what do you mean I'm from the mixed martial arts club? Could it be that the mixed martial arts club was awesome? I was not afraid of anyone in the Heavenly Court, but now I have to shrink my tail and let others step on it?
However, when he saw Zhao Xiaoling looking at him hopefully, the anger in Zhang Shun's heart immediately subsided. Thinking about it, it made sense. He couldn't possibly fight on the bus, right? Alright, I'll find some time to tear down that sh * tty mixed martial arts club. Let's see if they can still be so arrogant.
However, Zhang Shun knew that he couldn't just let the two rotten mouths behind him chatter like that. He muttered a few words to himself, and the bus suddenly stopped. The people on the bus collectively made a lunging motion.
Half a catty of fans, who was sitting in the middle of the last row, was not so lucky. There was nothing in front of her to block her, so she flew up from her seat and landed in the aisle in the middle of the carriage with a scream.
"See, this is retribution.”Zhang Shun saw that Half a catty of fans had fallen quite heavily, and the anger in his heart immediately dissipated. He smiled and whispered to the beauty beside him.
"You're still gloating. What if that mixed martial arts club comes looking for trouble later?”Zhao Xiaoling was a little worried that the muscular man behind her would rush up and whispered.
Zhang Shun chuckled and didn't say anything. It would be great if he came up. I was afraid that he wouldn't come up. If that happened, I wouldn't have the chance to teach this ignorant person a lesson in public…
What a thick kid.
However, Zhang Shun only said these words to himself in his heart. If he said it to Zhao Xiaoling, it would probably be a long list of long-winded words.
After getting out of the car, Zhao Xiaoling seemed to have found the revolutionary of the organization. She led Zhang Shun past the clock tower and walked straight to the east street. There were some branded stores on the east street. Although the quality was not high, it was the most suitable for students. After all, students did not have much money, and the prices of the popular brands here were relatively cheaper.
"Don't tell me you want to shop one by one.”After leaving a specialty store, Zhang Shun asked Zhao Xiaoling excitedly. He could no longer remember how many stores he had visited. Zhang Shun remembered that there were many women who loved to shop, but he had never seen someone as exquisite as Zhao Xiaoling. Every time she entered a store, she would pick a lot of clothes to try on, but until now, she had not bought a single one.
"Of course, I haven't seen any clothes that I like today. No way, you're already tired. I thought you were quite brave last night, but I didn't expect you to also have a wax-head silver spear.”
Zhang Shun was completely speechless. Any man would be depressed by a woman's words, but what made Zhang Shun depressed was that whether he was brave in bed or not had nothing to do with shopping.
"What does this have to do with anything?”Zhang Shun said gloomily.
Zhao Xiaoling burst out laughing and quickly covered her mouth with her hand. After a while, she calmed down and said with a red face,"Of course it matters. Strong physical strength is the guarantee of happiness.”
"The physical strength of shopping has nothing to do with the physical strength of bed. If you don't believe me, I can prove it to you tonight.”Zhang Shun smiled mockingly.
"Tsk, go to hell. I don't want you to prove anything.”As she spoke, Zhao Xiaoling walked forward without looking back. Zhang Shun had no choice but to follow.
After taking a few steps, Zhao Xiaoling stopped and looked at Zhang Shun with a strange expression.
Zhang Shun followed Zhao Xiaoling's gaze and looked over. A few fashionably dressed men were walking towards them. One look and one could tell that they were not good people. They most likely knew Zhao Xiaoling. However, judging from Zhao Xiaoling's expression, she definitely did not want to see these people.
Zhang Shun was delighted when he saw this. It seemed that the last use of the Ruyi Ring would be here today. Sigh, it was really not easy to be an immortal these days. It was impossible to keep a low profile even if you wanted to. As the heavens were a witness, this was not me, Zhang Shun, bullying the weak.
"What's wrong? Who is it?" Zhang Shun whispered into Zhao Xiaoling's ear.
"A few annoying fellows have been pestering me for a long time.”" Especially that kid in the middle," Zhao Xiaoling said unhappily." He's also a graduate student in our school. He's been bullying the school for a long time because his uncle is the deputy director of the school's academic affairs office.”
"I see. It seems that you're quite popular.”
"Annoying, you still talk about this at a time like this. I originally wanted to have a good walk today, but now my good mood is gone.”
F * ck, isn't this a chance for me to enforce justice on behalf of the heavens? Zhang Shun was delighted. He held Zhao Xiaoling's hand in his and laughed softly."Don't be afraid, I'm still here. Do you like steamed or braised?”
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