Girl, you're late. If Yu Yaqian had said this to Zhang Shun a few days ago, Zhang Shun would have happily agreed. But now that he had Zhao Xiaoling, Zhang Shun was a little hesitant. To be honest, he didn't have any feelings for Zhao Xiaoling. It was more of a physical desire, but he still didn't want to accept a woman who had spoken less than ten sentences to him.
"I already have a girlfriend." Zhang Shun said with a helpless smile. He had already made up his mind to go back and read his fortune at night to see if there was really a bit of a bastard's aura coming down from the sky. Otherwise, why would there always be women taking the initiative to bump into him?
Yu Yaqian was stunned for a moment before she suddenly realized,""What are you thinking, kid? I mean, you're pretending to be my boyfriend.”
I see. Can you make things clear?
Zhang Shun looked at Yu Yaqian and said,""Pretending to be someone else? Is there any reward?”
Yu Yaqian had originally wanted to find a random guy to pretend to be her boyfriend, but she had never thought about paying him. She was stunned for a moment and said,""Reward?"
"Of course. I'm already in my fourth year, and time is very precious. Wasting my time will naturally be rewarded.”Zhang Shun looked at the girl standing in front of him with an evil smile. He thought to himself, You can't blame me for this. I was just feeling depressed and had nothing to do to kill time. You delivered yourself to my door. You can't blame me.
Yu Yaqian looked at Zhang Shun's smirk and knew that he was up to no good. She thought to herself that it was not a bad idea to tease him. After all, there was still half a day before the class reunion.
"Alright, I'm willing to give it to you. Let's see if you have the guts to accept it.”
Heh, what a joke. There's still a move that I don't dare to take? "That's good. The reward I don't dare to accept in this world hasn't been born yet."”
"Alright, as long as you agree to pretend to be my boyfriend, I'll accompany you for a night.”Yu Yaqian had the image of a carefree woman who did not care at all. As she spoke, her hand was already on Zhang Shun's shoulder.
Tsk, I thought something was wrong. Zhang Shun didn't even think about it."Sure. Yesterday, my girlfriend asked me to find a girl to have a threesome with. Since you're interested, let's make an appointment.”
Yu Yaqian was speechless. She thought to herself that this adulterous couple was really open-minded. They had a threesome and weren't afraid of getting sick. She didn't expect that they would turn out to be a beast in human clothes.
"What do you think? Do you agree? If you agree, I don't mind pretending for a long time, let alone today. Sigh, although I suffered a little, helping others is the foundation of happiness.”
Yu Yaqian's face turned red. After a while, she mustered up the courage to say,""So be it. We're all in the same school anyway. I'll go find your girlfriend tomorrow and discuss a time to hang out together.”
Zhang Shun did not take her words seriously. This girl was just saying it. Anyway, wasn't he just teasing her out of boredom? Moreover, she had something to ask of me, Zhang Shun. Could it be that I really would not help her when she was in danger?
However, when Zhang Shun saw Yu Yaqian's flushed face, he couldn't help but laugh. This girl was still pretending even though she was a virgin. Although he didn't have much practical experience, he had at least seen beautiful women in the Heavenly Court for three thousand years, so he had plenty of experience…
Well.
"Tell me, when and where?”
Zhang Shun looked at Yu Yaqian with an evil smile and asked.
Yu Yaqian had finally recovered from her shock. Seeing that Zhang Shun had stopped talking about this hooligan topic, she was naturally eager and smiled,""From now on."
"Alright then, I'm just hungry. Why don't we go and eat something here? How about you pay me some interest first?”Zhang Shun said with a smile.
Yu Yaqian hadn't eaten much to begin with, but she received a call early in the morning saying that her high school classmates were going to have a gathering. What was worse was that her heartless ex-boyfriend would be there too. If she didn't find someone to vent her anger on, wouldn't Miss Yu's face be thrown to the Pacific Ocean?
As the two of them ate, Yu Yaqian told him the reason why she asked Zhang Shun for help. When Zhang Shun heard this, his sense of justice immediately rose. He patted his chest and said,"Aiya, it's just a small matter. Don't worry. I'll make sure that your heartless boyfriend gets his retribution tonight.”
Yu Yaqian originally only wanted to find a boyfriend to maintain her image and did not want Zhang Shun to fight for her face. After all, the difference between Zhang Shun and his ex-boyfriend's status was obvious.
Zhang Shun and Yu Yaqian did not seem to believe him, and he felt even more depressed. Isn't it just a modern Chen Shimei? I'm a god, after all. Isn't it just a matter of a word to teach a mortal a lesson?
However, since the girl did not believe him, he was too lazy to explain anything. This bro was a god, but he was someone with status. When the time came, the girl would believe him. It was really too embarrassing to keep explaining like this.
"Help people to the end. What do you think we should do in this half a day?”Zhang Shun was eating when Yu Yaqian suddenly asked.
What were they doing? Who cares what he did? Anyway, I'm free today, so he smiled and said,"Whatever. You can make the arrangements."
Yu Yaqian made a face and said with a smile,""Alright, in that case, let's go shopping. I haven't gone shopping in a long time.”
F * ck, why does this woman only have such a hobby? But I'm a god, so I have to keep my word. I can only smile and say,"Alright then, let's go shopping."
After strolling for half a day, it was finally night time. Zhang Shun's heels were hurting so much that they were about to fall off, but Yu Yaqian was still walking in front excitedly, as if nothing had happened.
This shopping really had nothing to do with stamina. Zhang Shun was full of depression. He was an immortal after all. He had no status in the Heavenly Court, but he had to accompany a stupid girl to shop in the human world. Sigh.
"Miss Yu, we've been gone for so long. Shouldn't we go to your class reunion?”Zhang Shun looked at Miss Yu, who was in high spirits, with a face full of displeasure.
Yu Yaqian looked at her watch. Oh my, it was almost time. She could only smile and say,""Alright, it's at the restaurant in front.”
F * ck, so this girl knew what she was doing.
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