When he returned to the dormitory and pushed open the door, he was greeted by the smell of rotten socks, the musty smell of old cigarette butts, the smell of betel nut dregs, alcohol, and so on. After the smell of various substances mixed in the air and reacted, it formed a thick smell.
Xiao Zixian, who hadn't returned to the dormitory for ten days, sneezed three times at the door before he got used to the smell.
Covering her nose, she walked into the dormitory and kicked away the shoes and socks that were thrown everywhere along the way. She complained,"Even the latrine pit smells better than this! The three of you should at least spare some time to clean up. Look at the smell in the dormitory! It was even stronger than Dichlorvos. Even cockroaches would need gas masks to enter.”
As a key undergraduate course that produced talents, the University of Engineering took good care of the welfare of the students. All the dormitories had white walls and tiled floors. Each dormitory had a bedroom and a bathroom. There were only four beds and a three-meter-long desk.
Today was Sunday. Those old professors were afraid that their students would be too free during the holidays, so they specially assigned heavy homework so that the students could have a fulfilling holiday. Therefore, Xiao Zixian's three roommates were huddled at the big table and busy with the homework assigned by the old professor. Fortunately, the homework of the three of them was the same. They could do the homework in a streamlined manner. One person did it, one copied it, and the other flipped through the materials everywhere. The efficiency was very high.
"Madman, you're either playing games all day long or pretending to be crazy and wandering around the campus. You're the most idle in the dormitory, yet you still have the nerve to talk nonsense here.”Li Zeyu flipped through the web to search for the answer and rolled his eyes at Xiao Zixian.
"That's right, that's right!" Liu Zhibo and Ding Shun, who were busy copying, nodded.
Xiao Zixian was really tired. He couldn't be bothered with the three guys and collapsed on the bed. He could finally relax and sleep.
“SanOfABitch! Madman, where did the blood on your clothes come from? Fuck! Did you lose your virginity behind your brother's back? I was wondering why you didn't come back to your nest for ten days. It turns out that you're immersed in the gentle land and can't extricate yourself!”Ding Shun asked as he saw the bright red color on Xiao Zixian's shirt.
Ding Shun was the only brother from the countryside in the dormitory. When he first came to Zhong Hai City from a remote village, he was a straightforward and innocent person who spoke the local dialect. He always liked to use English words in his words, but it originated from a very poignant love story.
As the saying goes, one who is close to vermilion is red and one who is close to ink is black. Under the constant erosion of various Japanese films by Xiao Zixian and the other two city youths, Ding Shun, this simple rural child, was gradually contaminated and assimilated. He began to know how to analyze the figures of girls and how to say dirty jokes. Finally, at the beginning of the second year, under the active guidance of Xiao Zixian and the others, Ding Shun mustered up the courage to publicly launch a love attack on a girl from the foreign language department. As a result, he returned in defeat.
Later, according to Ding Shun's description, when he confessed, the girl was watching a movie starred by Will Smith with her roommates. At that time, Ding Shun was so nervous that he actually asked in English," Are you willing to be my girlfriend?"”。As for Ding Shun's brocade-like mouth, the English he spoke was so astringent that it made people want to pee. One could imagine that Ding Shun's spoken English caused a roar of laughter. The romantic confession instantly turned into a farce.
Fortunately, the pretty girl saw Ding Shun's honest and honest look and did not kill him with a single blow. Instead, she pointed at Will Smith on the screen and gave Ding Shun hope."When you can speak English as well as him, come and find me again!”
Under the consolation of the crowd, Ding Shun, who had recovered, began to think about the painful experience. After knowing that his oral skills were poor, he began to study Will Smith's movie over and over again. He memorized every sentence he said in the movie and recited it over and over again, imitating Smith's oral skills. In the future, when Ding Shun spoke, he would occasionally include an English word in his sentence to improve his language sense. After a few months of hard work, he had managed to imitate Smith's mellow accent.
Xiao Zixian raised his head and saw that there was indeed a large amount of blood on his chest. He said gloomily,"How would I know? Maybe it's a nosebleed!”
Liu Zhibo turned his head and said in a tone that both of us knew,""Nosebleed! Do you think we haven't seen the world! This blood is bright red, it's obviously the blood of a virgin, hehe! Don't be embarrassed. Tell me, which girl did you sleep with so that our brothers can evaluate you.”
Xiao Zixian raised his head and glared at him."Even if it was, there's no reason for it to bleed on his shirt!”
Liu Zhibo stroked his bald chin and pondered,""Yes! It really wouldn't be like this in bed, so the only explanation is that the two of you were having sex, and you put your shirt underneath, so…"
" You're a little too impatient. No matter what, it's his first time and you're actually so careless in the wild, hehe…"
The three of them sat together and exchanged glances. It was as if they were in the same place, and their lewd voices were endless.
Xiao Zixian helplessly lay on the bed, feeling very helpless about the wild imagination of the three guys. In the end, he gradually fell into a deep sleep.
In his sleep, Xiao Zixian felt that he had arrived in another world. He was standing in a magnificent hall surrounded by countless seats, and the seats were filled with people in white coats. These people seemed to be holding a very solemn academic seminar, while he stood on the stage and said something with a microphone.
After he finished speaking, people in white coats began to stand up to refute his theory, while he kept explaining the feasibility of his theory. However, the more he explained, the more troublesome it became. Many people in white coats began to privately point fingers at themselves and discuss in low voices.
In the end, he left the conference venue with a heart full of humiliation and unwillingness, unable to defend himself and ridiculed by countless people.
The scene changed to his own home. Xiao Zixian felt that this home was so familiar, but his subconscious was telling him that he had never lived in such a big and advanced home. The house was filled with electronic devices that he had never seen before. There was a ball-shaped robot flying around in the room. The robot kept asking questions. No matter what he wanted, as long as he gave the order, the robot would immediately help him.
The scene changed again, and he was standing in front of a machine. This machine was a high-back recliner with a helmet full of tubes hanging above it. He was touching the chair and helmet excitedly.
In the end, he sat down on the chair in despair and hope. He slowly put the helmet on his head, and the machine turned on with a white flash...
Xiao Zixian sat up with sweat all over his head. He touched his body up and down to make sure that his body was still there. She looked around and found that the dormitory was still the same dormitory. The smell was still the same.
Li Zeyu and Liu Zhibo were nowhere to be found. Ding Shun was the only one left in the room, lying on the bed with his legs crossed and watching a Will Smith movie on Li Zeyu's laptop. He was even muttering to imitate his accent.
Seeing Xiao Zixian sit up, Ding Shun hurriedly took off his computer and ran over in slippers. He touched Xiao Zixian's forehead and heaved a sigh of relief.“Jesus! IThoughtYouWereDied! Do you know that you've been unconscious for three days and four nights? We were so scared that we called the doctor to see you. The counselor, the dean, and the principal all came to see you. The doctor said that you're unconscious because your body is severely anemia-induced and you're overusing your brain. So, you can't go online day and night like this anymore. You might not wake up again.”
Xiao Zixian was still reminiscing about the dream just now. When he heard Ding Shun say that he had actually slept for three days and four leaves, he could not help but mutter in a low voice,"It was actually just a dream? This is too f * cking real!"
Ding Shun patted Xiao Zixian's shoulder, took out the rice cooker, and filled it with water. Then, he tore two packets of instant noodles and beat two eggs. As he cooked, he said,"Kid, you really live up to your name as a madman. While you were unconscious, you kept saying some inexplicable things. After the principal heard it, he even praised you for your dream talk and determined that you would definitely have a great understanding of nuclear energy theory when you woke up.”
Xiao Zixian, who was a little absent-minded, felt that his entire body was greasy and itchy. He scratched his back a few times, but his fingernails were filled with black dirt. After flicking the dirt away, he looked up and asked,"Shun Zi, what did you say? I talked a lot in my sleep! Then what did I say?"
Ding Shun covered the rice cooker and pressed the cooking button. He clapped his hands and said,"Your sleep talk is very profound! There seemed to be some keywords like bioelectronics, memory extraction, and the geometric advancement of human civilization. The rest of what you said was too vague, so I didn't understand.”
With the reminder of the keywords, Xiao Zixian remembered that he had indeed heard what Ding Shun had said in his dream. This dream was too realistic. It was as if it was real. After waking up, he could clearly feel that there was an additional person's memory in his brain. These memories were extremely heavy and profound, but he could not remember what was in these memories for a while.
Xiao Zixian was a smart person. After sleeping for three days and four nights, his spirit recovered and his mind was clear. Thinking back carefully, he remembered that three days ago, when he came out of the internet cafe and walked into that small alley, he was hit by a white light between his eyebrows. Could it be that the extra memories in his mind were related to this white light?
At this moment, a newspaper on the desk attracted Xiao Zixian's attention. He got up and took a look. The headline was: " Magical vortex, military experiment or natural phenomenon?”，There was also a high-definition picture taken by the astronauts on the International Space Station.
The newspaper mainly reported that at 4:10 p. m. last Sunday, a huge vortex with a diameter of 1,000 kilometers was produced in the ionosphere outside the Pacific Ocean. The electromagnetic storm generated misled the radar, causing the global military to enter a state of alert. A world war was imminent.
The second half of the article was some meaningless words, which quoted the bragging of experts from various countries. The American experts said that this incident was a conspiracy by the Chinese to create a space electromagnetic bomb in an attempt to destroy the US missile defense system. The Chinese experts countered that this was the doing of the Americans, trying to provoke the incident by playing the trick of suffering. This incident had nothing to do with China. In short, they were all attacking each other without any scientific basis.
Xiao Zixian immediately connected the white light that hit him with the huge vortex in the ionosphere. After thinking for a while, he couldn't help but think of the terms " wormhole, quantum jump, and tunnel effect " that he had never come into contact with before. Anyone with a little knowledge of physics would know that these terms were related to time travel.
Xiao Zixian was a scientist after all. After combining the new terms that appeared in his mind with his previous reasoning, the matter was immediately revealed.
The huge vortex was actually a wormhole, and the white light that entered his brain was actually a beam of bioelectron current (bioelectron current was a technology that could convert between electronic signals and biological nerve signals).
A scientist in the future extracted his own memories and turned them into a stream of biological electrons. This stream of biological electrons passed through a space-time tunnel like a wormhole and came from a certain period in the future to the present. It was stored in Xiao Zixian's brain and became Xiao Zixian's memories.
The dream that Xiao Zixian had was actually the memory of the owner of the beam of electrons.
The only pity was that the amount of information carried in this bioelectron current was too huge. If it was suddenly stuffed into Xiao Zixian's brain, it would inevitably cause some nerve signals to be disordered, causing Xiao Zixian to be temporarily unable to extract those unfamiliar memories. After a period of time, when the information in his mind cleared up, everything would naturally come back to him.
Xiao Zixian immediately realized that he had made a killing this time. The information in his mind from the future was very likely to be high-tech that did not exist in the modern world. As long as he took out some of it, he could make a breakthrough in the technology of the 21st century.
He would become the Einstein of the 21st century, and his name would go down in history. It was as if the Soviet Union had sent beautiful spies to seduce Einstein in order to get information from him. After he had top-notch science and technology, would some countries send beautiful spies to seduce him? What should I do with the country and the beauties? Sigh, this is so nerve-racking!
"Hey! What are you laughing at? The instant noodles are ready, hurry up and eat! You haven't eaten for so many days and you don't feel hungry?”Ding Shun, who had finished cooking, stuffed a pair of chopsticks into Xiao Zixian's hand and patted Xiao Zixian's silly smile.
Xiao Zixian, who had come back to his senses, smelled the fragrance rising from the rice cooker. Xiao Zixian, who had not eaten for a few days and nights, could not care less about his reputation as a beautiful spy. His stomach was full. He immediately threw himself to the desk and hugged the rice cooker to eat.
Ding Shun shook his head helplessly when he saw Xiao Zixian eating in such a hurry. He picked up his briefcase from the bed and tucked it under his armpit."Just take care of yourself. I have to go to class. I've already skipped two classes. If I don't go now, Professor Fan will use this as an excuse again.”After saying that, she left the dormitory in a hurry.
After eating and drinking, Xiao Zixian held a toothbrush and patted his stomach to pick his teeth. He walked back and forth in the dormitory and began to think about what he should do after he obtained these future technologies.
"With these skills, the University of Engineering can be considered to be under our control. It shouldn't be a problem to pick up a girl! Girls these days are so delicate. If you don't have any skills or standards, they won't even bother with you. This is why I'm already in my twenties and still a virgin.”Xiao Zixian thought happily.
If the future scientist knew that Xiao Zixian had used his knowledge to pick up girls, he would probably break through time and space and cross a thousand years to hunt Xiao Zixian down.
This book comes from：m.funovel.com。