Li Er of the Great Tang had a mental breakdown.
34 You’re a seven-foot-tall man, but you want to take money from me when you visit a brothel?

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"Your Majesty, can you not look at me like that? If you need me to help you deceive people again, you can tell me in advance so that I can make up a story in advance! Don't worry, if you give me time to prepare, I'll definitely make it up.”

Li Shiming went to arrange the official matters.

Basically, everyone who participated in the battle was mentally prepared.

He had only sent them back to think about what he would do when he proposed to attack the Eastern Turks.

It was up to them how to go along with it.

From ancient times until now, whenever a war broke out, it would always be a matter of wasting money and manpower.

Therefore, war was not something that could be fought just because the emperor said so.

It was a necessary procedure to discuss it in court.

However, before that, he would often let some of his trusted subordinates hear some news in advance so that they could support him at the critical moment.

Previously, Li Shimin had asked Chu Ze to say a few words.

After Li Jing and the others left, Li Shi Min still looked at him with a pale face.

"Zhen doesn't want to hear you speak now, you'd better shut your mouth.”

He had originally wanted Chu Ze to cooperate with him to raise their morale.

Li Shiming never thought that this guy was a blockhead.

He didn't even know how to say something like that.

To think that he still had the cheek to boast about his literary talent and knowledge, and was firmly ranked first in the world.

"Haha, Your Majesty, please don't be angry. After all, he doesn't belong to the same era as us, so it's understandable.”

"Pardonable?"

When Li Shimin heard Fang Xuanling speak up for Chu Ze.

He immediately glared at him with a cold expression.

"What original? Didn't you see how silly Jin and Jing De were laughing just now? This is clearly a joke to me! It's all because of you..."

He thought of the scene of Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde laughing.

Li Shi Min was furious.

"Your Majesty, you can't blame me for this! You didn't make it clear in advance. Besides, you were the one in the wrong.”

"Everyone knows that I came from the future. Then I can't lie when I speak in the future! Otherwise, what authority would there be? You shouldn't have asked me to speak!"

"Yes! You mean it's all my fault?"

"Otherwise? Don't tell me you still want to deny your mistakes? This is a little embarrassing for you, Heavenly Khan!”

When Chu Ze mentioned the words Heavenly Khan again...

Li Shi Min frowned.

Zhangsun Wuji and Fang Xuanling looked at Li Shimin and Chu Ze curiously.

His gaze seemed to be asking.

What happened when we weren't around?

"Humph! What bullsh * t Heavenly Khan. When did I admit it? Remember this. In the future, if anyone dares to mention the word 'study' in my Great Tang, I'll directly drag them out and chop them up!”

If he had heard the three words 'Heavenly Khagan' before and knew that this was the scene of him creating the coming dynasty, he would have been able to do so.

This was how the countries surrounding the Great Tang addressed him.

Li Shi Min would definitely be filled with pride and pride.

However,

When Chu Ze told him that a small country in the East had learned all kinds of techniques from the Great Tang.

It had harassed the coastal areas of the Central Plains for thousands of years.

Burning, killing and looting were almost all kinds of evil.

As for their neighboring country, Tubo.

It was also through marriage that he had been able to bring knowledge of agriculture, smelting, and other fields from the Great Tang.

In the end, in a short span of ten years, the country's strength soared and its combat strength was full.

After having his fangs full and nearly destroying the Great Tang…

When Li Shi Min heard the words 'Heavenly Khan', he felt his face burn.

It was embarrassing to mention these things.

"Zhen will return to the palace first. Then just you wait…"

Black Future and Li Shi Min had already decided.

She wanted him to rot in her and Chu Ze's stomachs forever.

From now on, no one would be able to take anything related to agriculture, military affairs, iron smelting, or medicine from the Great Tang.

If anyone took him away, he would directly attack!

He wanted his country to be destroyed!

"Sigh, Your Majesty, don't leave yet! Your matter is settled, but my problem hasn't been settled yet! My bodyguard…Bah. When will the guards responsible for monitoring and protecting me be in place?”

"I'm still waiting to bring them out to visit the brothel…Bah! Bah! It's to enjoy the scenery of my prosperous Great Tang!”

"Oh right, Your Majesty, money. Remember to pay!"

...

Li Shimin, who was about to leave, heard Chu Ze's words.

He almost staggered and fell to the ground.

He turned around and stared fiercely at Chu Ze.

"Even if Zhen gives you guards, it is to ensure your safety. I'm not asking you to bring her out to cause trouble!”

"Also, you're a seven-foot-tall man. You still have the nerve to ask me for money for visiting a brothel.”

"Your Majesty, your words are a little wrong! You said that if I have any requests, I can ask you.”

"Besides, is that called visiting a brothel? You are one of the more cultured emperors in history. Can't you be more elegant?"

"This is called 'The past is filthy and not worthy of praise, but the present is licentious and boundless. The spring breeze is proud of the horse's hooves, and I can see all the flowers in Chang 'an in one day. Just say it directly. Do you want to pay?"

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