"Hahaha... The young people of the future really liked to joke around. He was obviously very satisfied, but he had to say one thing and mean another. Don't you think so?"
Li Shimin did not expect Chu Ze to really dare to say anything.
The moment she opened her mouth, she was talking bad about him, the emperor.
And this simple-minded Li Junxian had actually memorized it and said it all.
To be fair, Li Shiming's reward for Chu Ze was definitely extremely rich.
However, it was inevitable that some people would be greedy.
In order not to affect the atmosphere, but also to ease his own awkwardness.
Li Shi Min could only laugh.
"Your Majesty is right! This young man from the future really liked to joke around.”
"Yes, yes, yes... Joke, it's all a joke!"
"Didn't Chu Ze say that he came from the future 1,500 years later? We're more than a thousand years older than him. There's no need to fuss over a joke with him.”
"Yes! I agree with General Li Jing's words.”
"About that, Li Junxian. Hurry up and tell me what he did after that."
"Yes, yes... Also, don't joke around. I'm holding back my laughter... Don't laugh at this person from the future. Otherwise, you'll look like you don't have any bearing…"
"Yes, yes, yes. Don't laugh at him…"
He looked at Li Shiming's awkward and forced smile.
Zhangsun Wuji and the others wanted to laugh.
However, this was still the Emperor making a fool of himself.
Who would dare?
At least…He couldn't smile in front of her.
Otherwise, he would be in deep trouble.
Didn't you see that even Cheng Yaojin, this hoodlum, covered his mouth with his hand tightly, afraid that he would make a sound?
Everyone laughed along with him and urged Li Junxian to quickly move on.
Furthermore, he had also given this bastard a hint.
There are some things that shouldn't be said, so don't talk too much.
What if he had internal injuries later?
"Cough cough…Junxian! Hurry up and tell me what else he did. Don't record those jokes in the future.”
"Yes, sir."
Li Junxian hurriedly flipped through the booklet.
Then, he spoke again.
"The next day, Chu Ze left the mansion with Second Young Master Fang in the early morning. Then, he went straight to the Jade Cloud Platform. After coming out at noon, he went straight to the Willow Dream Pavilion. In the afternoon, he went to Yunxiu Fragrance Courtyard.”
" I went out at night, and the curfew had already begun. On my way home, I encountered the City Defense Army to stop and interrogate me…Chu Ze ordered his men to beat up the captain of the City Defense Army.”
" Huh?!"
"What the hell? Did you get beaten up by the curfew guards?"
"Good fellow, this kid is amazing. I visited three brothels in a day…"
"It's good to be young…"
"The color of food! Marrow."
"These days are really carefree!”
...
When Chu Ze's schedule for the next day was exposed by Li Junxian.
Everyone present looked at each other with smiles on their faces.
Everyone naturally understood the meaning behind it.
After all, they were all experienced.
Among these people, only Li Shi Min's face was as ugly as it could be.
'Little bastard! He actually took my money to visit a brothel! Bastard…He even visited three in a day!
While everyone was discussing.
Li Junxian flipped to another page.
He began to recite with a strange expression.
"The third day, morning…Brothel, leave at noon, then brothel, leave in the afternoon, then brothel..."
" The fourth day, visiting brothels all day…"
"The fifth day is still the same…"
"The sixth day is still the same…"
"The seventh day is still the same…"
...
"Stop, stop, stop…"
On the eighth day of Li Junxian's recitation…
Li Shi Min finally couldn't take it anymore.
Good opportunity. It seems that this bastard is only obedient on the first day I gave him a reward.
He spent the rest of his time in the brothel, right?
The more Li Shimin thought about it, the more he felt a little dizzy.
After taking Li Junxian's notebook that recorded Chu Ze's itinerary, he said,
He did not care about the estrangement between the monarch and his subjects.
He immediately scrolled down.
In the end, the words that appeared the most in the entire booklet were Pavilion, Courtyard, and so on.
Li Shimin didn't believe that the entire booklet was just an itinerary.
If you said that he was the statistics of Chang 'an City's brothels.
Li Shi Min would definitely believe it!
"Bastard! Three brothels in one day, and he actually spent half a month visiting them? Why didn't he just stay in a brothel?”
After flipping through all the itineraries, Li Shiming threw the booklet out.
Then, he cursed angrily.
He was actually so angry that he flicked his sleeves and left.
Zhangsun Wuji and the others looked at the itinerary on the ground.
Cheng Yaojin was the first to pick it up.
After flipping through it, he immediately laughed out loud.
"Hahaha... Li Junxian, you truly are a genius! He even counted the number of brothels recorded in Chang 'an City and speculated where Chu Ze would go next.”
"This Chu Ze is also a talent! In just half a month, he had visited almost all the famous brothels in Chang 'an.”
"I admire you, I admire you!"
"No wonder His Majesty is so angry…"
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