"Ah!"
A scream woke me up from my dream.
"What happened?" Mr. Mu looked at me with sleepy eyes.
"Ah…what did you do, you old monster?”
I looked in the direction of the voice and was shocked by what I saw. A large black turtle had been drawn on Sister Yuan Ai's face. Uncle Bing was still beating his chest and stamping his feet happily, as if he was glad that he had finally taken revenge for yesterday's rooftop incident.
I glanced at Mr. Mu beside me and finally understood what he meant yesterday.
" You old monster…Ouch…" Sister Yuan 'ai, who was about to chase after him, suddenly hugged her stomach." W-toilet…"
It seemed that the fish from yesterday was causing trouble in her stomach.
"Over there!" Mr. Mu pointed at a house that was so far away that he could only see a small dot through the gap in the shed.
"That far?" Sister Yuan Ai held her stomach and complained unhappily.
"There's no other way. There's no public toilet within a hundred miles.”
"Trash…garbage station?"
"That's right! " Hehe…" Sister Yuan 'ai looked at the sky in despair. I was so scared that I stuck out my tongue.
"Oh right, I'll give you this!" Mr. Mu stood up, plucked two large leaves from a tree beside the bridge, and handed them to Sister Yuan Ai.
"What's this for?"
"Use it after you're done! "We don't have money to buy toilet paper…" Mr. Mu explained with a smile.
That would definitely be very painful! I thought about the feeling of wiping my butt with such a rough leaf and couldn't help but shrink my neck in fear. Sister Yuan Ai, who was about to be subjected to this 'torture', was about to foam at the mouth!
" It'll take about 10 minutes to walk there…" Mr. Mu casually reminded Sister Yuan Ai.
Sister Yuan Ai, who was struggling, immediately turned pale. She tragically carried the two leaves and set off.
"Don't urinate and defecate anywhere!" Mr. Mu reminded her from behind.
" Bang!" Sister Yuan 'ai's foot slipped, but she continued to stagger forward.
……
"Huff huff…huff huff…so smelly!”The "triumphant return" Sister Yuan Ai fanned her nose with all her might.
"Sister Yuan Ai, are you alright?" I looked at her messy hair and was a little worried.
"Not good at all! Only a pervert would go to such a place!”
It seemed that she had forgotten that she had just returned from there. The corners of my mouth twitched twice and I smiled awkwardly at her.
"Hehe, that place is indeed a little far! Why don't you take a shower? You might feel better!”Mr. Mu, who was lying under the bridge, said with a smile.
"You can take a bath?" Sister Yuan Ai and I exchanged a surprised look and asked happily.
Mr. Mu pointed at the river water. Sister Yuan Ai and I immediately froze.
"Where's Sister Yuan Ai?" I asked Mr. Mu, who was reading a book.
Mr. Mu was really strange. He was clearly a tramp, but his luggage was full of books.
"Probably left?" Mr. Mu pursed his lips.
I remembered what she said to me last night. It seemed that she had indeed left…
Then I…I sighed. My heart suddenly felt empty.
"Rumble…Rumble…"
I looked at Mr. Mu in surprise. He shrugged at me, indicating that he didn't know what had happened.
Qiuqiu! Ma Qiuqiu…"
Huh? This was Sister Yuan 'ai's voice! Where is she? I opened my eyes wide and looked around for her.
"Here…I'm here!"
I saw a person standing on a construction vehicle that was driving over from afar. That was where the voice came from.
"Sister Yuan Ai? What are you doing there?" I asked in surprise.
"Don't ask anymore! Help me watch over there! Don't let me lose my things!" Sister Yuan Ai said loudly.
"Something? What is it?" I looked at Mr. Mu with question marks in my eyes.
For the next half an hour, Mr. Mu and I were stunned!
One by one, high-end furniture, high-end clothing, and daily necessities were moved under the bridge by a few workers in turns.
Sister Yuan Ai kept instructing the workers, telling them where to place the things, telling them to be careful when carrying things, and asking me and Mr. Mu to help her look after her "belongings".
After the workers moved the last thing, a luxurious bed, they drove away.
"Alright!" Sister Yuan Ai patted the dust off her hands and looked at the pile of things in front of her with satisfaction.
" This…this is…" I was so shocked that I couldn't even speak clearly.
Mr. Mu also looked at her in confusion.
"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that? I saw that life here was too difficult. There was nothing here, so I moved everything in my room over! Is there a problem?"
"No, no!" Mr. Mu hurriedly smiled and waved his hand.
Sister Yuan Ai smiled smugly.
"But it's not good for these things to be exposed to the sun and rain!”Mr. Mu asked a very realistic question.
"Of course I'll consider this problem! I just happened to buy a super large tent. I originally wanted to use it to hold a party with my friends on the mountain. I didn't expect it to be just right here! Hehe!"
"Oh! Tent! "Oh…" Uncle Bing jeered.
After Sister Yuan Ai directed us to work for an entire day, I looked at the completed "new home" with my mouth wide open in surprise.
The rectangular tent was about forty to fifty square meters. I had to stand on tiptoe to barely touch the roof. The floor of the tent was covered with a thick layer of waterproof cloth, and a beautiful carpet was laid on it. On the carpet, a big-eyed beauty kept smiling at me. The four walls of the tent were decorated with beautiful furniture according to Sister Yuan 'ai's preferences. The most eye-catching thing was, of course, the big bed in the middle of the tent.
"Qiuqiu! You're lucky! From today onwards, you'll sleep on the bed with me, and the rest of you will sleep on the floor!”Sister Yuan Ai told me happily.
"But…but…"
"We're in such a remote place. No one will notice us, especially the people you're worried about.”Mr. Mu winked at me mischievously.
"Qiuqiu, no buts! We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. We'll talk about it when there's a problem!”
" But…there…there's already a problem…"
"What's the problem?" Sister Yuan Ai followed my hand and saw Uncle Bing sitting on the ground, putting her underwear on his head.
"Ah! You hateful old man!"
Sister Yuan Ai was fuming with anger and rushed over to fight with Uncle Bing for her branded underwear. I thought that Mr. Mu would step forward to stop Uncle Bing, but I didn't expect him to laugh so hard that he almost rolled on the ground!
I looked at the group of people in front of me like I was looking at aliens. Do I really want to live with them?
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