Early in the morning, the first ray of sunlight pierced through the sky. Lin Feng's face was also scratched quite a bit, but it wasn't caused by anyone else. It was caused by him scratching himself. Last night, the mosquito brothers didn't know if it was because of the sudden increase in their male hormones or if they were determined to take down this mischievous brat, but they actually harassed Lin Feng for the entire night as if they had taken some aphrodisiac. This kid had cursed the ancestors of the mosquitoes for eighteen generations.
"Hey, handsome! Did you eat sesame seeds last night? Why is it all over your face?"
"Fairy beauty, your IQ is obviously negative! I'm clearly using the most popular facial rubbing method in the six worlds. After using it, the skin will have the effect of breaking!”
At this moment, Lin Feng was standing at the entrance of the eighth-level divine hall with a face full of black spots, gently rubbing his sesame face. The beautiful maiden actually believed his bragging and kept shouting for Lin Feng to take out the secret recipe.(Could it be that beautiful girls really don't have brains? Actually, that's not the case. It's just that it's easier for people to lose themselves when it comes to matters that they like and pay attention to.) Even immortals couldn't escape the weakness of human nature, let alone ordinary people. Often, people were easily confused by the surface of things. This was really a question worthy of everyone's deep thought!!!）
"Beauty, what's the matter? "This Young Master doesn't plan to receive guests because I'm going to do a facial mask today. Now that I'm able to meet you, I'm already giving you a lot of face." Lin Feng pretended to be magnanimous as he continued to rub his pockmarked face.
"Listen to your bragging, the chamber pot turned into a golden cup. You have to come with us today and listen to our commands. Otherwise, I guarantee that the mosquitoes tonight will be ten times more powerful."
"You old man, I knew it was you guys who did it. You finally confessed!”As Lin Feng spoke, he rushed towards Chaos Immortal and ruthlessly beat him up.
"Sigh, Young Master, this time, it's not me! "I went to catch some mosquitoes at most. I'm just an accomplice at most," said Chaos Immortal with an innocent expression. The other masters of the four worlds were laughing.
"Not you? How was that possible! First of all, it's impossible for Pluto. Although I'm more handsome than him and he's always jealous of me, he still respects me a lot. Fairy beauties wouldn't release mosquitoes just to look at handsome guys in the middle of the night. The Mystic Emperor spent most of his time protecting my Ping 'er (This selfish bastard actually sent a top-notch immortal like the Mystic Emperor to protect his Ping' er alone. We are all people who value women over friends, so we should be able to understand! (Hehe!) In the end, who else could it be but you?" Lin Feng spoke with confidence as though he had exposed Chaos Immortal's scheme.
"Young Master! You're too biased! "Didn't you say Dipamkara after everyone finished talking?" Chaos Immortal said with a stifled mouth.
"Amitabha!" Dipamkara stood not far away and shouted,
"Look at Dipamkara, he has cultivated the thousand-year-old Buddhist doctrine. The Buddha is particular about the cultivation of being as quiet as a virgin. Don't accuse Dipamkara wrongly.”At this moment, Lin Feng had already arrived in front of Chaos Immortal and was prepared to rub him properly.
" Young Master, you still don't understand even after I've already hinted to you. In that case, you can torture me to your heart's content." Lin Feng was just about to attack Chaos Immortal when he suddenly turned his gaze and saw Dipamkara laughing secretly.
"I say, Little Ran! This is your fault! I trusted you so much, but you're hurting me like this! It will hurt the hearts of millions of Buddhas."
Then, Dipamkara's begging voice came from the entrance of the eighth level of the divine hall. He was always in a daze, but there was nothing he could do. It was like you were dissatisfied with some systems but could do nothing about it. To think that even a thousand-year-old antique like Dipamkara would come out to tease him. Lin Feng felt that he was too much of a failure. He should never have teased them too much. Now, he couldn't stop. He would probably be teased at all times! It was better to be careful in the future! The five world overlords were old monsters who could play all sorts of tricks. In the past, before they became deities, they were even crazier than Lin Feng.
"Dipamkara, you deserve it. You actually sent your mosquitoes, who have been cultivating for thousands of years, to mess with the young master. You have to know that they have not eaten meat for a long time under your Buddhist principles. They have been forbidden to eat blood for thousands of years.”Lin Feng ruthlessly punched Dipamkara while Chaos Immortal added fuel to the fire.
"Old Man Dun Xian, not only did you not send charcoal in the snow, but you even made things worse. I'm not done with you!"
At this moment, Dipamkara was being pressed down by Lin Feng. When he heard that Chaos Immortal not only didn't help him, but was actually helping him, he roared at the old man, this was too much. When Lin Feng heard this, he was tormented even more fiercely! Do you know why? Because Lin Feng discovered that Dipamkara's knowledge was actually richer than his. How could this be allowed? It wasn't easy for him to get to the second last place. If the last place was wasted, wasn't he still the last place? Although he couldn't get rid of everyone who was smarter than him, he could at least get rid of one less person. This was also good!
"Alright, everyone has had enough! Now, let's get down to business!"
The Mystic Emperor walked over and pulled out Dipamkara. Lin Feng had long released Dipamkara and had him chase after the Chaos Immortal. This way, he would be able to reduce the consumption of his stamina and take revenge. Why not? Dun Immortal and Dipamkara were both beaten black and blue. The two old jokers punched each other like kids fighting.
"Official business? What business? What are you guys thinking of to torture me again?”Lin Feng cautiously stared at the Mystic Emperor and asked,
"Don't ask! You'll know when you come with us! Haha!"
"No, no. The first two times, that primeval rock liquid and the Pangu formation almost took my life. If it weren't for my good luck, there wouldn't be anyone here! Where do you want to take me this time? I can't be so lucky every time! Just do a good deed! There were very few handsome guys in this world! What if I sacrifice the word handsome again? Wouldn't the word disappear from the dictionary completely?”
"Hey, beauty, what are you doing? You raped my spirit and insulted my character. You're too violent!”
So it turned out that when the heavenly beauty saw Lin Feng retreating into the divine hall, she didn't say anything and rushed up to grab Lin Feng's collar like she was dragging a sack, dragging him out.
"Let's go and let this kid gain some experience. Young people can't be successful without suffering!”
“! What was that? Dun Xian, I'm the young master and the Buddha God, how dare you treat me like this?”
"Ignore him, let's go!"
"Big brothers, I'm a handsome guy after all. It's very unsightly to let a beauty drag me in the sky! This will affect my appearance. Can you give me some face?”Lin Feng spoke in a fawning manner when he saw that the five world overlords were ignoring him and were only walking forward. What made him even angrier was that the fairy beauty looked so weak that she couldn't stand the wind. However, her strength was really shocking!
"What is it? Oh my god! Do you know what's most terrifying? Once bitten, twice shy! "I'm already congenital allergic to this place," Lin Feng shouted as he sweated profusely.
This was not only because he had been dragged along the way, but also because of the huge steam! That's right, Lin Feng was also dragged here by the five world overlords. It was no wonder he was so afraid. If you almost lost your life in a place, would you still go there the second time? Wouldn't that be courting death?
"Young Master, to be honest, we don't have a choice either. Now, this is the only place where the Buddha God frequents the most. We believe that the Buddha God might have left something here? But none of us can go down, only you can."
"What can I do? I'm still okay with my food! " I wonder what will happen if I jump down this time." Lin Feng had a bitter expression on his face as he spoke. In truth, he also knew that the five world overlords had no other choice. Perhaps, this was the only way.
"Buddha God!"
"So be it if you die!" As Lin Feng spoke, he leaped into the primordial lava.
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