"It's rare to have two bars in life. Our generation's romantic life depends on them. We float through thousands of flowers and everyone praises us!”As Qin Kun recited the limerick that he thought was very awesome, he ate the fried vermicelli in his bowl proudly. His oily mouse-like eyes glanced at Xiao Cheng and Xu-er from time to time." Cheng, Erzi, with our figures and looks, why don't we get rich yet? Maybe we can rob a bank or something?"”
"Go to hell. I am a good citizen, an outstanding youth, and a flower of our motherland. How can I do such a thing that violates the law? A poor person must have a backbone. No matter how poor I am, I will not do such a thing.”Xiao Cheng rolled his eyes at him angrily. He smacked his lips and sucked in the last strand of vermicelli in the bowl. He grabbed the napkin on the table and wiped his mouth. Then, he picked up the glass of beer in front of him and drank it in one gulp.
After the three of them walked out of the alley, they found a small stall on the side of the street and ate supper. The three of them had less than 20 yuan on them. They didn't have enough money to eat other things, but three bowls of fried vermicelli were enough. They could also drink some wine. However, after the supper, the three of them really didn't have a cent left.
"Cheng Zi is right. For outstanding young men like us, young talents, to do that kind of thing is simply an insult to our character. Dao Ba, you are too unambitious.”Xu-er looked at Qin Kun from the corner of his eyes and drank the beer in his hand in one gulp. Then, he burped loudly.
"Tsk, I'm thinking for you. Cheng, do you still have money on you?”Tan Kun looked at Xiao Cheng and saw him shake his head. He then looked at Xu-er and said,"Erzi, do you have more?"
Xu-er shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands." I've put all my money into my stomach. I'll turn into feces tomorrow morning. If you want it, you can go inside and rummage through it."”
"Don't make it sound so disgusting. I don't have any more money. Brother Ting left me 2,000 yuan, but it's all used up now. This month has just started. There's still a long way to go. Don't even dream about waiting for this month's salary. Are we going to starve every day for the next 20 days? If we can make money with our little enthusiasm, I really believe that the girl we played with just now has three waves. Therefore, I think robbing a bank is the most practical way. Money comes fast and there's a lot of money. I don't need to do anything, so stop pretending in front of me."”Qin Kun stuck out his tongue and kept stirring the wine glass. His appearance was as disgusting as it could be.
"Dao Ba, if you want to drink, then drink. Don't play with such disgusting things. If you don't have money, then think of another way. Anyway, I don't do illegal things. If you dare to do it, hehe, I'll see how others praise your two bars.”Xiao Cheng smiled wickedly, scaring Tan Kun so much that he quickly retracted his tongue. Only then did Xiao Cheng stop smiling.
Although the three of them had a foundation in martial arts, Xiao Cheng's martial arts was more solid among the three. Although he was weak, he was the fiercest among the three. Qin Kun had suffered a lot in his hands, so when he saw Xiao Cheng's smile, he did not dare to act rashly. Usually, when Xiao Cheng smiled like this, it was time for him to attack.
"Okay, okay, okay…just take it as my fart. Cheng, you'll be responsible for your food and drink this month. I don't care so much anymore.”Qin Kun said hatefully.
"Dao Ba, I don't want to scold you, but you little brat still want to rob a bank. Do you think that it's easy? That's a highly difficult, intelligent, and artistic project. With our amateur skills, it's better not to get involved. I'm reminding you not to think about this in the future. It's best to give up on this idea. Damn it, how did I know you? Don't say that you know me. It's almost dawn. Go back and sleep.”Xu-er kicked him under the table again, but he took out his remaining five yuan and threw it to Xiao Cheng.
"F * ck, you kicked me again. I curse your wife to sleep with me every day.”Qin Kun cursed angrily and took out the last three yuan.
"I don't have a wife. Even if you dare to sleep with my wife, I'll sleep with your wife.”Xu-er raised his head and looked at Tan Kun disdainfully.
"What are you arguing about?" Xiao Cheng stood up and took out his ten yuan and placed it on the table." Boss, check out."”He then shouted at the two of them," Go, go to sleep. If you don't leave, do you want to stay here and die?"”
The three of them walked out of the stall and walked towards where they lived. Their place was not too far nor too close. It took them about twenty minutes to walk back. If it was not for the fact that they were out today and did not dare to go to the new hall, the three of them would not have found their way here. The street lamps on the side of the street were brightly lit, and three figures were walking alone on the road.
Looking at the increasingly dim street lights, the three of them knew that they were about to reach home. There was an internet cafe by the roadside, and a young woman walked out of the internet cafe. This woman seemed to live in the area where they were. She was walking towards the farmer's house. This woman walked in front of them. Her tight jeans accentuated her perky buttocks perfectly. Her graceful figure looked even more tempting under the street lights, making Qin Kun swallow his saliva.
There was a small car parked at the corner in front of them. The car was running. No one knew if it was waiting for someone or what. When the woman approached the car, the door of the car suddenly opened. Three strong men in white shirts jumped out of the car and covered the woman's mouth. They dragged her into the car. The woman struggled desperately, but she was obviously powerless in front of the three strong men.
The woman was instantly pulled into the cart, and the cart moved forward like a whirlwind. This scene happened too quickly, faster than some computer special effects in movies. It was obvious that these strong men had done this many times. They must have gone through a long period of training to achieve this effect. Compared to some amateur rookies, this was the true professional counterpart.
"F * ck his grandmother, this is too professional. I'm convinced. It's a pity for this little sister. If I could do it with this little sister again, tsk tsk, these people are too bold. Others rob money and bags, but they f * cking rob people directly. Their speed and movements are really professional. I didn't even see the license plate number clearly. Cheng, Er, did you see the license plate number clearly? Let's hurry up and call the police.”Qin Kun stood there dumbfounded as he watched the small car disappear around the corner for a long time before he came back to his senses.
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