Zhu Dong and Chen Er entered Chihuang City. Everything they saw was new and interesting. The turbulent traffic, the skyscrapers, the wide roads, and the crowded people…They had been bored in the ravines and had never seen such a scene before. They immediately lost their direction and felt a little dizzy.
"Brother Fatty, where are we going?" Chen Er asked Zhu Dong.”
Zhu Dong shook his head and replied," I'm feeling dizzy. Just walk wherever you want."”
The two of them walked through the streets and alleys for a long time like dizzy geese. Zhu Dong's stomach began to growl. He stopped and said to Chen Er,"Waiter, I'm hungry, I can't walk anymore, bring out the dog meat."
Chen Er said helplessly,"My fat brother, where is the dog meat? You've already eaten it all."”
"Finished?" Zhu Dong shouted. Did I eat it all by myself? When have you ever eaten less than me?!"
Chen Er said angrily," Okay, okay, okay. I ate all of it, okay? Brother Fatty, you didn't eat a single bite. You've been living on wind and dew for the past few days, right? Then I'm hungry now. What do you think we should do?”
Zhu Dong laughed sinisterly and said,"You admitted it yourself. I didn't force you. Since you're ashamed, you can solve the problem of eating. Haha…"
Chen Er saw that his fat brother was so shameless and could not do anything about it. Moreover, he was already used to his fat brother being shameless. Chen Er spread out his hands and said,"How can I solve it? I don't have a single cent on me now." Anyway, I'm thin. I can still hold on for more than half a day. Let's see how you can endure it. Hehe…"
Zhu Dong saw that Chen Er was also acting shamelessly. His face turned bitter as he grabbed Chen Er's arm and said,"I say, Xiao Er, I was just joking with you. We've relied on each other for so many years. Don't you know what kind of person I am? I admit that I ate a lot of dog meat, and I already felt quite guilty. Do you really want me to keep my gratitude to you on my lips every day? If that happens, I'll feel even worse. Boohoo…If I starve to death and you're the only one left in the world, I'll be worried…Besides, I really can't walk anymore. Go find someone on the roadside to read my fortune.”
Chen Er shook off Zhu Dong's hand and said,""Alright, alright, stop pretending. I'll give it a try. If it really doesn't work, don't blame me.”
Zhu Dong saw that Chen Er was willing to go to work. He quickly pulled Chen Er's shoulder and pushed him to the side of the street. He smiled and said,"Go, go, I'm encouraging you.”
Chen Er stood by the street and immediately felt like a fortune-teller. Although his clothes were ragged and his face was sallow and skinny, the temperament of a master that was revealed from the inside could not be concealed. A charming aura overflowed from his eyebrows, eyes, and every movement.
Coincidentally, there was a sexy and flirtatious woman who was only wrapped in two thin muslin from head to toe. She carried a fragrant wind as she slowly passed by Chen Er. Chen Er's first impression of this woman was that she was poorer than him. However, he noticed a large gemstone hanging around her neck. Even a fool knew that this woman was either rich or noble.
It was a rare opportunity, not to mention it was so enchanting. Chen Er reached out to stop the woman's footsteps, his eyes staring at her upper body. He used what he thought was the most magnetic male voice and said to the enchanting woman, Miss, please wait."
The flirtatious woman stopped in her tracks and raised her head, looking at Chen Er, who looked like a beggar, with her eyes slanted. She asked indifferently,"Robbery?"
Chen Eryi heard the woman actually answer him and thought that there was a chance. He turned his head and gave Zhu Dong a smug look. Chen Er shook his hair and said,"This girl's words are really unreasonable. Look at my imposing appearance. How can I be a thief?"?It's just that I see that your glabella is dark, your eyes are lifeless, and your eyes are dark and swollen. I'm afraid that there will be a disaster in the near future…"
Before Chen Er could finish, the flirtatious woman turned to a hair salon by the roadside and shouted," Brother Qiang, someone is robbing me..."
Before the flirtatious woman finished her sentence, a few burly men rushed out of the hair salon. The leader of the group, a burly man, was the first to rush up to the flirtatious woman. He asked in a rough voice,"Who is it?"
The flirtatious woman pointed at Chen Er and said,"It's this stinky beggar."
The burly man grabbed Chen Er's neck as if he was catching a chick and cursed angrily,"You little bastard, how dare you snatch my woman? Do you want to die?”As he spoke, he threw a punch at Chen Er. Chen Er saw that the burly man's bowl-sized fist was aimed at him, but he didn't have time to react. He quickly covered his head with both hands, ready to be beaten up...
At this moment, one of Sun Qiang's subordinates reached out to stop him and said,"Brother Qiang, who in this world doesn't know that Sister He Hua is your woman? Look at this kid's attire, and he's so brazenly robbing Sister He Hua.”
"Who cares whose subordinate he is? It's better if he's sent by Dogtooth Xu. We'll settle the score with him after we're done." Sun Qiang said fiercely. Brothers, beat him to death!" Chen Er's vision went black, and he felt as if countless fists had buried him…
A few burly men were pressing Chen Er to the ground and beating him up when they suddenly smelled a stench. They couldn't stand it anymore and quickly covered their noses and ran to the side. Chen Er knew that Zhu Dong had farted to save him, so he got up with a whoosh and ran with Zhu Dong.
After running for a while and seeing that no one was chasing after them, Zhu Dong and Chen Er stopped and squatted by the street, panting. Zhu Dong panted as he asked Chen Er,"Waiter, are you alright?"
Chen Er touched his body and face. He felt that the place where he was hit was swollen and painful, but he waved his hand and said,"It's fine. This is nothing. Ever since Grandpa died, we've been beaten black and blue by others every day. Today is still considered light. Aiyo…"
Zhu Dong praised with gratification,"As expected of the waiter, good job."”Zhu Dong had just finished praising Chen Er when he changed the topic and said,"Brother saved your life again today. You have to remember it.”
When Chen Eryi heard Zhu Dong's words, he understood that Zhu Dong definitely wanted him to get food again.
Chen Eryi showed a painful expression and said,""Brother Fatty, I said that just now because I was afraid that you would be worried. If you were beaten up like this, you wouldn't be able to stand it either. Besides, if I hadn't pulled you away just now, you would have been beaten to death. I saved your life, so it's even. Aiyo-"
Zhu Dong poked Chen Er's forehead with his index finger and said,""Xiao Er, don't be so heartless. The fart that saved you just now was the last of my strength. In addition, I was dragged by you to run crazily for a while just now. Now, I don't have any strength left. If you don't go find food, just wait to collect my corpse!”
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