"You're talking to me about splitting the family? kao! How dare you! I say, Xiao Er, you want to rebel at the drop of a hat, and you don't even care about me, your brother! What do you think I don't dare to move out with you? I'm afraid that I'll starve you to death after we move out! Look at how skinny you are. If I hadn't risked being beaten to death these few years to steal chickens and dogs, would you have lived until now? Usually, I can't bear to eat or wear them. I'll save some meat from my teeth for you to eat so that you can grow. Although you're thin, your body is full of tendons and meat. Look at me, I'm more than 200 pounds. Isn't all the good meat for you to eat? I'm full from eating fat and oil. Kid, you're doing well today. Have your wings grown? You want to go solo? Did the dog bite Lu Dongbin? Don't you know how to be kind? Are you starting to make a countercharge? Let me tell you, don't make me angry. Otherwise, don't blame me for beating you up today! Humph! What a small fry! I can't even cure you…"
Zhu Dong cursed as he jabbed. He was so tired that he was out of breath. He sat on the ground and panted.
Seeing that Zhu Dong was really angry, Chen Er quickly went up and squatted beside Zhu Dong. He patted Zhu Dong's back to calm him down and explained,"Brother Fatty, don't be angry. Don't lower yourself to your brother's level! How could I really want to separate from you! I'm just saying!"
Zhu Dong rolled his eyes. You can say whatever you want, regardless of whether others can accept it emotionally!”
"Hehe, don't be angry, I haven't eaten since morning. I was hungry and my Ethereal Fire rose! Do you think I don't know how much effort you've put in for me? I, your little brother, have a clear understanding in my heart. If it wasn't for your brother taking good care of me these past few years, how could your little brother still be standing and talking today? To tell the truth, the kindness I have shown to my brother is closer than that of my father, mother, sky, and sea. There was a time when I, your brother, wanted to carve my voice and smile on my back so that I could remember them at all times!”Chen Er heard that Zhu Dong's words were no longer as explosive as before, so he quickly went up and took another round of photos.
"Come on, don't fool me. You still want to carve it on my back and remember me all the time. Do you think I'm dead?”Actually, Zhu Dong was not really angry. He was just sleeping soundly when he was suddenly woken up by Chen Er. He was furious. The two brothers had been fighting together since they were young. It had been more than ten years. Who didn't know who was who!
Zhu Dong extended his hand to Chen Er and said,"Hand it over!"
"What?" Chen Er was stunned and asked.”
"What is it? Didn't you say you found something good for me? Have you forgotten?"
"Oh, oh, that!" Chen Er quickly took out something from his pocket and placed it in front of Zhu Dong. He laughed and said,"Brother Fatty, look!"
Zhu Dong looked at the thing in Chen Er's hand, and his black bean eyes immediately rippled with a smile. He snatched it over and muttered,"F * ck, there's still so much time left. Where did you get it?”He looked up at Chen Er and patted Chen Er's shoulder. He praised,"You're good, kid! Hehe! Good job!"
Chen Er quickly said," I picked it up when I went out this morning. There's still more than half left. I originally wanted to draw it myself, but when I saw that it was a foreign code, I didn't bear to draw it. I wanted to bring it back and enjoy it with you!" Hehe!"
"Yes, yes, not bad. I really didn't dote on you for nothing! Hurry, hurry up! Hehe!" Zhu Dong put the cigarette butt in his mouth and pouted as he said hurriedly.
Chen Er quickly lit the fire and watched from the side. Zhu Dong took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and smiled. Chen Er looked at Zhu Dong's intoxicated expression and cursed in his heart. Wasn't it just a puff of smoke? He actually smiled so lewdly. Chen Er took the cigarette from Zhu Dong's hand and took a deep puff. He closed his eyes and his face was filled with lust. He was so comfortable that he almost let out a sound.
"Yes, comfortable! Brother Fatty, what shall we eat later?”Although Chen Er's voice was trembling, he didn't forget the purpose of waking Zhu Dong up.
"Let's do another job tonight. Tomorrow's food will be settled again!”When Zhu Dong said this, his entire body was filled with a wretched aura, and it rippled outward along with the trembling of his fat. Zhu Dong's unusual love for women's perky buttocks might have started at this time.
Chen Er said,"Yes! Especially the way she was trembling in fear, haha---it was awesome! Brother Fatty, what are we going to eat later?"
When Zhu Dong heard Chen Er's words, he stood up immediately."Xiao Er, let me tell you! You can admire a woman from her beauty, personality, or even the color of a certain area, but you can't admire a woman from her fear! As time passes, your mind will become distorted! Waiter, I'm telling you seriously, men can turn into pigs or dogs, but you can't be perverted!”
When Chen Er heard Zhu Dong's words, he could not help but feel a sense of madness from the inside out. He said,"Brother Fatty, I was just saying. How am I a pervert? Besides, I'm just talking nonsense because I'm hungry! I say, if you don't take me out for dinner, I'll really be a pervert.!”
Zhu Dong looked at Chen Er suspiciously and said,""Alright, I'll go now! There's still two yuan left. Let's be ruthless and eat it all in one meal. How about that?”
"Good! Good! Good! I'll finish it all in one meal, hehe!" Chen Er nodded like he was pounding garlic. "How are we going to eat today, Brother Fatty?"”
Zhu Dong gritted his teeth and said,"We're going to the biggest restaurant today!" Go out and wait for me first. I'm going to prepare!”
Chen Er laughed sinisterly and said,"Prepare more innate anus qi!"”
Zhu Dong smiled knowingly and kicked Chen Er away.
After a while, Zhu Dong walked out of the thatched cottage with a bulging black plastic bag in his hand.
Chen Er smiled knowingly and said,""Brother Fatty, we have to get something good today!”
Zhu Dong said proudly,"That's right!" You can eat as much as you want today! You don't have to worry about the rest!"
The two of them walked with relaxed dog steps, singing the tune of " Let's go when we say we're going. With a loud fart, I'll have the world..." as they walked into the city.
The two of them bought two steamed buns to fill their stomachs, then walked to a flower shop to buy a red rose.
Zhu Dong and Chen Er arrived at the most prosperous street in Chihuang County. They walked to the entrance of a black two-story earthen building. When they looked up, they saw three crooked calligraphy words-Dexing Building! Zhu Dong held a black plastic bag in his left hand and a red rose in his right hand. He walked in with Chen Er.
"Stop! What are you doing!" Just as the two of them entered the door, they heard a loud shout. It turned out to be security.
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