" Then, Chiki, relax. It's just a survival exercise. The worst outcome is death.”Okami patted Chiki's shoulder, looking like he was on good terms with her.
"F * ck, don't make it sound so easy. Why aren't you the one practicing?”He looked at Tsunei with an annoying expression!
"Because she's a girl, you know!”She was acting cute and flirtatious, and then she used her killer move. Her little chest was rubbing against Chiaki's shoulder, acting cute!
"What the hell are you doing? Did you have lice on your body? Go and rub against the big tree beside you! Lice is contagious!"
Bang! As expected, this kind of thing couldn't be communicated in a gentle way. Okami clapped his little hands and shrugged helplessly at Yuan Fei and the others. He didn't want to do this either. That guy was always looking for an opportunity for him to beat him up. There was no other way!
The few of them looked like they understood and nodded solemnly in agreement!
"Well, speaking of which, it won't break even if you hit it like this. I really want to know what material it's made of!”
"Teacher, leave it to me to study!" Orochimaru's eyes sparkled with stars.
"Sob, sob, sob ~ Heavens, why am I the one who gets hurt every time!”Tears streamed down Qian Gui's face.
"This." Yuan Fei looked at the pitiful Qian Gui and felt a little apologetic…
"But speaking of which, the feeling of direct contact just now wasn't quite right. Tsunete, don't tell me your muscles are weak now because you used your right hand to jerk off last night!”His expression changed very quickly, from sadness to doubt, then to surprise, and then to an extremely wretched smile. What was that eyebrow? He was picking and picking from the front, and there was also that wretched gaze. Alright! Tsunete, go, I will give you a helping hand.
"Then, teacher, can we start the survival drill now?”Okami gritted his teeth and clenched his fists tightly. However, his back was facing Chiki, so Chiki couldn't see his gloomy face.
"Ah, ah, that... This, ahahaha, if Okami wanted to, he could start now. Just pretend that Teacher doesn't exist. I'm not here, I'm not here, you can't see me!”
"What kind of master and disciple is this?" Thousand Ghost yawned and shook himself to sleep."Speaking of which, if a technical otaku like me doesn't use cheats when playing games, what else is there to play?" One had to know that there were only 24 hours in a day. Half of the time was dedicated to Eunuch Zhou (Duke of Zhou: If he didn't remove the word "male" at the back, he would dream of chrysanthemums blooming tonight!）There's still half the time. You see, you have to give a large part of it to Sora Aoi, and the other part to your cute right hand. Of course, if you want, you can also give it to your left hand. But, you know, a man with strong combat strength can hold on for a day with his right hand. There was still a portion of time, which was naturally dedicated to boring and daydreaming happy times. There was also a small portion, which was time to do a little bit of cultivation. Finally, it was time to cheat in the game! So, tell me, where did I find the time to play field survival drills?
"Alright, Qian Gui, what kind of expression is that? Don't always find excuses for your laziness. Don't forget, it's not that you don't work hard to cultivate.”"Old fart, what did you say? Am I not cultivating at all? Look, look, my forehead!”
"Hmm, what?"
"Sweat, sweat!"
"You didn't sweat from cultivation at all. I have to ask you, idiot, why are you sweating after standing in the same place for only a few minutes?”
"Eh? Good idea. Why didn't I think of it?”- Another voice in his body reminded him,""Hey, Chiki, now is not the time to think about this. Idiot, the point is that your lie has been completely exposed!”- "Ya, Xiaohuo, forget it, let's hide for a while. This fellow, let him fend for himself!”- "Boss, good idea!" Qian Gui stood there gloomily." Good your sister! You old bastards!"”- "Old brat, don't you know that the dead are the most important?”- " Know your sister!" "Little Earth, don't pull me, I'm going to destroy this guy.”
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"This fellow is acting up again." The four of them helplessly wiped the cold sweat off their foreheads as they looked at the Thousand Ghosts who were standing on the spot and cursing.
"Um, um, Chiaki, if you don't have any objections, then the result of our discussion is that we'll start survival training tomorrow!”
"Old pervert, when did you discuss this with me? - You're lying. You didn't discuss it with me at all. Moreover, I won't agree to your idiotic suggestion at all!”
"I'm sorry, I discussed this with Tsuneo. Besides, if we were to vote democratically, it would be 2 to 1, and you would lose!”
A cool breeze blew. Such a democratic vote-the village secretary elected by our village laughed-that year, we voted and found that there was only one option on the vote. Now, according to common sense, your voting is not scientific!
"I'm sorry, it might be 4 against 1.”Yuan Fei was rubbing salt into Chiaki's wounds!
"F * ck, are you guys cheating me? Do you know what is called democratic? Do you know what an election is? In a democratic society, the people were the masters. In an election, one had to raise their hands to agree whether they wanted to vote or not! - This is what the law says."
"Um, can you tell me where the law says that?”Zilai's face was already twitching so much that he couldn't feel anything.
"What? Oh, I haven't written it down yet. I just thought of it. Wait, I'll add it right away! Add it to the Constitution!"
"F * ck your sister, enough is enough!”Orochimaru had actually erupted. What was that-Earth Evasion-Earth River! "I'm sorry, Teacher. I, I really couldn't take it anymore!”Orochimaru's last sentence was a roar!
"Ah, Orochimaru, it's okay. You've done enough. Look over there!”
Bang! Okami's Strange Strength Fist created a network of cracks on the ground, and the center of the cracks sank into the ground. Wait, there is a shocking object in the center-attention, it is a humanoid! It was a humanoid!
"Huff huff!" With a gloomy face, Okami turned his back to Yuan Fei and the other two."Teacher, is this okay for a survival drill?”Note that the last sentence is not a question, not a question, but an affirmative sentence!
"Ah, ah, of course, of course!”
"Then, Teacher, please let me participate.”
"Orochimaru, you want to participate too? You're such a talented and hardworking child.”
"No, Teacher, I want to try my newly developed technique, Twin Snakes Kill!”
"That, is a move to perish together."
"Using it on that guy is just right.”
Yuan Fei was covered in cold sweat!
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"Qian Gui, what are you doing?”
"Woman Qian Ye, you're so noisy."
The door was opened and a figure appeared. It was Chiba. Inside, Chiaki was sprawled on the ground with a pen in her hand. She was writing Chiba with tears streaming down her face. This child was finally sensible and knew how to study. Tears welled up in her eyes as she closed the door, her face filled with gratitude.
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Half an hour later, the door was opened again. Inside the room, Chiaki felt her butt and continued to sleep on the ground in her original position. Her saliva flowed onto the floor!
Chiba picked up Chiaki's homework-Diary-XX Day, XX Year, Weather, XX, Text: I, a man who was going to save the world, had a mother who couldn't get married, an old lecher friend, and a little girlfriend who was always waiting but not developing, and then there were two-forget it, just ignore those two guys. That's not the point. The point is, I'm going to participate in a survival drill tomorrow.
But the key was, damn it, I didn't know any wilderness skills, nor did I know how to cook. Furthermore, I didn't have a tent for a picnic.
Could it be that this guy had only heard those four words-survival drill? Did he think this was a picnic?
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