"Why? Damn you, Qian Gui, explain to me.”Okami rode on Chiki's neck and pressed Chiki under him.""Tell me, you liar. Why didn't I choose any of the seven numbers?”
" Cough cough cough, help!" He turned around and pressed Tsunete under him. The two of them began to fight.
"Hey, Tsunete, is it 1234567?”Orochimaru took the only lottery ticket he bought and matched the winning number. However, that was not the point. Why was the winning number 1234567? Wasn't it supposed to be random?
"Ah, it's mine." With a flash, Okami disappeared. When he turned around again, he saw Okami holding a lottery ticket in her hand. Her small face was rubbing against it affectionately.
"Hey, I say, that looks like Orochimaru. It's not yours, right?”
"What did you say?" Tsunei angrily approached Yukiya, who retreated in fear.
"Well, forget it. If Tsuneki wants it, give it to him.”
"Hahaha, Orochimaru is the most reliable.”Okami stopped and turned around with a bright smile."Then, thank you. This is mine.”
Chiki raised her head and looked at the calm Orochimaru, then at the excited Tsunei.""The first prize for this episode is two million yuan.”Before Okami could turn around and look at him, his head was smashed to the ground again.
Orochimaru's face turned from green to purple, then from purple to white, and then wailed,"“oh，no!”Then, Orochimaru rushed to Tsunade, and the two kids started fighting. When Yuan Fei arrived, he saw the two of them pinching each other's nostrils. F * ck your sister, what's going on? My genius disciple, Snake Snake, has also become like a local ruffian. And my Tsunete, that's Princess Tsunete! Yuan Fei's face was covered in tears. I told you that being mentally retarded was contagious.
"So, you're saying that this lottery ticket is worth two million?”Yuan Fei looked at the paper scroll in his hand and said silently,""This piece of paper actually made you guys wave your swords at each other? Tsunade, Orochimaru, what did I teach you back then? Well, forget it. Since that's the case, then this piece of paper is a disaster. I'll help you keep it!”After saying that, he looked like he was bemoaning the state of heaven and pitying the people.
Orochimaru and Okami were enraged." I say, this is your main point, isn't it, old pervert?"”
"I say, how can you call your teacher an old pervert?”
Peng, Yuan Fei was sent flying by Tsunakata, and a stream of pig's blood sprinkled down from the sky. Then, Orochimaru used his foot to kick Okami's face. Okami used Chiki's famous skill, Monkey Steals Peach. However, something unfortunate happened. Just as Okami was about to kick, Orochimaru took a step forward and sat down with his crotch on Okami's raised thigh. This wave of attack was resolved. Wait, it seemed that he had overlooked something. Right, Okami's strange strength. Sure enough, Orochimaru rolled his eyes and slowly lay down.
"Well, I have nine more lottery tickets that won the first prize. I'll give you one, Orochimaru.”
Orochimaru's eyes were filled with unwillingness as he lay down."Why didn't you say so earlier?"
"What? Oh, I was pretending to be dead, so it wasn't convenient to talk just now."
"Then why are you talking now?"
"Now that you're dead, we can communicate.”
"Can I greet your sister?"
"Sorry, I don't have a sister. How about I greet Yuan Fei instead? I'm happy to contribute him."
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"Well, I really can't do anything to you guys. How should I put it? Ah, I remember now. Teacher has an important task to do. So, kids, for the next period of time, you can practice by yourself.”With that, he left with the Instant Movement Technique.
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The cold wind blew, but the two people on the ground did not react. Zi Lai also smacked his eyes, not understanding the situation. Tsuneo was giggling at the side.
Zilai looked at them, scratched the back of his head, and approached Qian Gui." Hey, hey, Qian Gui, are you okay?”
Selaiya-Silence-Face Gloom-Rampage: "Qian Gui, didn't you play dead? She's clearly asleep!"
"Hey, hey, come on, don't quarrel.”As he spoke, Thousand Ghost shifted his body to make some space for himself."Let's sleep together."
"Only a ghost would sleep with a man." He went berserk, then his face turned red and he began to fantasize," I want to sleep with…that…that…" She drooled all over the floor. After a while, Zilai finally came back to his senses."Hey, hey, Qian Gui, get up. I found a place that's super fun.”
He raised his head and looked at Zirai with a confused expression."What place? Where's the new bathhouse?" With that, his head fell off.
"Hey, hey, I say, that's not it. It's the Miaomu Mountain. The Miaomu Mountain is a very big place. Wait, I'll take you there." As he said that, he fiddled with something on the side. Finally, he seemed to have succeeded. He waved his hands and looked back at Qian Gui. Before he could see Qian Gui's sleepy eyes, he grabbed him and took him away.
Bang! Chiki had also come to a brand new place.
"It hurts!" Chiki, who was holding her head, got up.
"Hey, hey, Qian Gui, look, this is Mount Miaomu. Hahahaha!"
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"In other words, you idiot brought me to the Psychic World?”The Thousand Ghost yawned listlessly.
"What? I spent a lot of effort to bring you here.”Zi Lai also had a smug look on his face.
"Hey, Zilai Ye, Immortal Toad asked me to bring you to him.”
At some point in time, a small red toad was squatting in front of them.
"Bunta, you're here. Let me introduce you. This is Chiba Chiaki, my partner. Qian Gui, this toad Wentai."
"Hello, young man." The toad Wen Tai raised his front leg as a form of greeting to Qian Gui.
"Hello, toad!" He yawned and turned to look at Zirai."Hey, hey, since then, can this toad be roasted and eaten? I'm so hungry after sleeping."
Frog Wentai broke out in cold sweat.
"Eh, Thousand Ghost."
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"Damn, it's so big. Wow, this is also so big. And that one. Wow, wow, wow!”Thousand Ghost looked at the plants in front of him and then at the giant toads. This was an eye-opener. Adventures in the adult country?
"Alright, Little Zirai, and that strange child.”
"Wow, how can there be such a big toad in this world?" Qian Gui pointed at the mountain-like Immortal Toad." Look, look, it's really good. Wait, there's a picture and the truth. Show me the camera. Come, come closer. I say, you three toads, come closer. Yes, yes, to the left. Come, say 'eggplant' together."”
Immortal Toad made a 'yes' gesture, but could that foreleg even have fingers?
"I said, enough is enough.”His anger exploded as he looked at the three toads who were posing in various poses and a human who was gradually becoming a photographer.
"Ah, Little Zirai, you're here too. Come, come, let's take a photo together.”
"I said, that's not the problem. I brought Qian Gui here to cultivate with me.”
"Uh, cultivation. Shen Zuo, you teach these two children.”
"Then, do you want this child to sign a contract?”
The two of them looked at the little ghost who was entering the realm of art, and the Immortal Toad who was making all kinds of coquettish poses, and broke out in a cold sweat. What? That little brat told you to be like this. Then, let me use immortal techniques to destroy the two of you idiots.
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"Immortal Toad, can Qian Gui really sign a contract?”Zirai looked at Chiki happily. This guy was tired from playing and was sleeping now.
"Well, I'm not sure yet. Let me ask this child. Child, what is your ninja path? What is your life goal?”Hmm? The people who snore
"Hey, hey, Qian Gui, wake up.”He was shaken awake and opened his sleepy eyes."Qian Gui, Immortal Toad asked you, what is your Dao of Ninja? What is your life goal?"
Wait-life goal? Pa! With a backflip and a suave pose, the light behind him shone brightly."Life goal? My goal in life is to build a great and harmonious modern country. My path of ninja is to follow the guidance of the law and step on the other side of hope! Is that Korean? like
Immortal Toad-I'm touched, what a great dream: "Qian Gui, I agree with your ideals. You can definitely do it.”After saying that, he stretched out his front leg. Actually, Immortal Toad wanted to give him a thumbs up, but…
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"What is it? Sign? With the toad? Damn, did toads have human rights? No way! Why would he sign a contract if he didn't have one? There were no regulations at all. Most importantly, where was the notary?”Qian Gui turned around and looked at the old toad.”When he thought about the appearance of Zilaiye, he thought,'Damn, I don't want a toad even if I die!'
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