"Hey, kid, didn't your teacher tell you? If you run too fast, you'll die. The way you die is to be hacked to death by me!!!”
"What little brat? You're the little brat!"
"Idiots of the Uchiha family, don't point your finger at the adults 'faces, it's very rude! Moreover, I'm your senior granduncle. You have to call me senior granduncle.”
"No, not even if I die!"
"Qi, it really is the disciple taught by that annoying fellow at the water gate.”
......
" That, that..." The white-haired little ghost didn't say a word after holding it in for a long time.
"Call me Martial Granduncle!"
"That Martial Granduncle, if we keep going at this speed, we won't be able to carry out the mission, so"
"And then?" Thousand Ghost's face was filled with confusion.
"At this rate, we will delay the mission, so please speed up. If not, then"
"Delaying the mission? Then let's delay it. En, I keep feeling tired. Why don't we go back?”
"Eh, w-what are you talking about?”
"Hey, Little Lin Lin, what's with that expression? It's hard for you to accept giving up the mission. It seems that I've given up many times, yes, once, twice, three times."
"How can this be? If you're a ninja, you have to make completing the mission your primary goal. Even if you have to risk your life, you have to complete it!”
"Hey, who's so stupid to risk their lives to complete the mission!!!”
Alright, their values were completely different. Kakashi broke down." That, teacher…" Granduncle, this isn't what you look like at all. How can you be a ninja?”
"What? Oh, I'm really a ninja, a Chuunin!!!”
"What? Only a middle ninja? You're the last one, right? Even Kakashi is a top ninja!”
......
"Brat, what are you talking about? If it's Jounin, I can take care of an entire army!!!”
"Hey, hey, that, Martial Granduncle, your bragging is too ridiculous!"
"What? Lin doesn't believe in Martial Granduncle? I'll let you know how powerful I am! Well, by the way, the water gate asked me to take care of you guys. This is really strange. If a Jounin is leading the team, why do I have to come? Could it be that he would encounter a Shadow Level mission? Wow, it's so dangerous. Should he run now?”He turned around and looked at the young men and women who were looking at him with black lines on their faces."Hey, you guys. En, yes, you guys. Go first. I'll rush over!!!- Yes, remember, when you encounter danger, shout two words behind you!”
"Help?" Lin looked confused.
"Of course not. If you want to shout, run quickly, or run behind, it's dangerous here!!! En, that was the general idea!”
"Um, are you really here to take care of us?”The soil also looks lost
......
" Hey, Jalm, are you sure?" A man and a dog were wandering in the forest. On the dog's neck, there were three ferocious heads.
"I told you, it can't be wrong. It's the aura of an alternate dimension.”
" Ah, in that case, it seems like you've made a great contribution. Then go, Jalm. Find that person's lair for me. Now is the time to need that guy's strength.”
"Well, although I don't know why you're so serious, I'll help you find that guy since it's the first time you're so serious!”Like a puppy, Galm scratched her ears with her hind legs, which was no different from a dog.
"Alright, this is the place!"
The two of them stopped at the edge of a ruin. In the ruins, a figure was slowly fading, like a liquid that was about to melt and seep into the ground.
"Oh, it's really about this. Fortunately, I promised Watergate to take care of these three kids. Otherwise, it would be very difficult to find them in the future! Then, let's go, Jalm." A man and a dog flashed and disappeared.
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"Ah, what a big place. Where is this? Jalm!"
"Yes, it should be the space-time rift that appeared on the way to the Gate of Hell. Hey, I say, now is not the time to discuss this.”
A man and a dog raised their heads and saw a zombie that was all skin and bones.
"Ah, hello, Mr. Zombie. Sorry to disturb you. Ah, can you pretend that I was never here? Hey, hey, why are you still staring at me? It's very infuriating. Be careful, I'll chop you up now!”
"Being able to come here, brat, you're not simple either. However, since you're here, stay!”
"Keep your sister, I'm just here to help. En, speaking of which, I'm here to see if that kid is still alive. After all, I promised Watergate to take care of the three guys, so as long as he doesn't die, it doesn't matter!”Qian Gui pointed at the bloody flesh on the bed.""I say, you can save him like this? This was too illogical! Look, it's all burnt. Indeed, half of it has been crushed into meat paste.
"Little brat, tell me your background!”
"You old fart, you really are. As expected of someone who has lived for almost a hundred years. Let me formally introduce myself. Chiba Chigui Man, Kinoha Chuunin.”
"Just tell me your purpose. If you can't satisfy me, I can only send you out of the crack.”
"Hey, hey, Jalm, this old man is actually very easy to talk to. You see, he already said that he would send us away if he was not satisfied.”
"Idiot, if you leave, you'll be in hell."
" What? Hell? F * ck, you old fart, who are you sending to hell? Don't hold me back, I'm going to kill him."”
"Hey, those five old geezers went to Hell for a seven day tour. They're not here now. If it's just the two of us, we'll be tortured!”
His expression suddenly changed, and his gentle smile turned humble.""I see. There's really no other way. As the saying goes, a real man can yield and stand firm. Now is the time to bend! -- Greetings, old senior. Sob, sob, sob. Old senior, I was wrong. Just treat me as a fart and let it go!”Kneel!
"F * ck, brat, what are you trying to do? You're the one who came to find me. F * ck, f * ck, f * ck! Why don't you tell me your purpose? I've been here for decades and finally found someone to chat with. In the end, it's a f * ck. Tell me, I'm so anxious! Hurry up and tell me your purpose! I'm waiting for you to reply!”
"F * ck, this old fellow must be having a mental breakdown from being locked up. No wonder he had such a bad idea."
"Well, I heard that you want to save the universe. I thought, isn't this my mission? When I was born, there were colorful auspicious clouds hovering above my chimney, gathering and not dispersing. When I was three years old, there was an immortal like a dream who told me earnestly, Little Sanzi, the task of saving the world is in your hands, godfather!”The man and the dog made a coquettish pose. The light behind them was dazzling.
"Young man, save the world? I'm really touched, but the world is beyond saving, so how are you going to save it?”
"Yeah, can't be saved? Then, I've decided, I'll take the beauty in the spaceship and fly away from Earth into space!”
"F * ck, fly your sister. This is fantasy, a ninja world, not science fiction. If you want a spaceship, why don't you wear a Gundam! What are you doing here?"
"Hey, I say, you guys are off topic! This was a very serious topic, saving the world!”
" Stupid dog, that's not the point. The point is, I think it's the spaceship from the Gundam."
Garm
"I say, little brat, don't say anything about saving the world. That kind of lie is used to deceive children. No matter what your purpose is, don't stop me. Of course, if you like my plan, I'll agree to your participation.”
"Old fart, you've seen through me. Then, let's end our conversation here today. I'll come back to talk to you again. Also, don't worry. Before your plan fails, I'll fully support it. But if it fails, you'll have to carry out my plan. Well, now is not the time to talk about this. If you have time, let's chat again!”
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