Half a month has passed. I have been immersed in practicing the four arts of Grandpa White Hu and the six arts of Grandpa Demon. Now, I am learning the last art of the six arts from the Lust Devil-dance. The Lust Devil asked me to play some pop songs. I picked a few fast songs that I usually listened to and followed the changed Lust Devil to twist to the beat. Looking at the Lust Demon's bold and exaggerated movements, I gradually let go of my reservedness and boldly followed suit. Anyway, my parents had gone to work, and no one would come to look for me now. I began to move according to my heart as I beat wildly, frequently performing some difficult movements. Even the God of War stroked his beard and cheered when he saw this!
Just as I was dancing happily, I suddenly heard the doorbell. I thought someone had come to complain that I was playing music too loudly, so I quickly turned off the music. He opened the door and said,"I'm really sorry. Is it…Why is it you?"”I was stunned. It was actually Yang Shan! "How did you know I lived here?" I asked.”
Yang Shan smiled at me. Am I not welcome? I'll be leaving then." After saying that, he was about to turn around.
I grabbed her and said,"I didn't mean that. Come in and sit."”
Yang Shan blushed and entered my house with her head lowered. When she saw the many recordings in my hall, she asked curiously,"What were you doing just now? I heard your song from downstairs.”
"Oh, nothing…nothing. I was just listening to music. Oh right, how did you know that I live here?”I said nervously.
"Who doesn't know where the famous school bully lives?" Yang Shan smiled. I just didn't expect it to be so close to my house! Why didn't I see you when I got home?”
I laughed in my heart, Of course! Every time I walk behind you, how can you see me?”But she said,"Really? Maybe I came home late. By the way, why are you looking for me?”
Yang Shan looked at my house and said,"Can't I come to you for nothing?"”
"Sure, sure. It's just a little unexpected.”I told her.
The Desire Devil whispered to me,"Child! Why didn't you pour a glass of water for your classmate?”
I suddenly came to my senses. I quickly went to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator to get a bottle of soda for Yang Shan. "How did you know I like Coke?" she asked with a smile.”
I smiled." I only have this, but I rarely drink it. I'm afraid of my bad teeth and getting fat."”
Yang Shan glared at me.”
I immediately realized that I had said the wrong thing and quickly tried to salvage the situation."You're so slim. You won't get fat no matter how much you drink! Besides, I'm a lazy worm! If you don't brush your teeth often, your teeth will go bad. You're a girl, so you must be very clean. Don't worry and drink it."
Yang Shan glanced at me, took the soda, took two sips, and said,"What music were you listening to just now?”
I played it for her, and Yang Shan's eyes lit up."You like to listen to Jacky Zhang's songs too?”
I nodded and said,"He sang well." I think this year's Top Hit Songs will definitely be him!”
The two of us listened to the love song quietly. After a while, we started to talk about everything. We talked about songs, our children's past, our hobbies, and our plans for junior high school. We talked very well. Time passed quickly. The sun gradually went west. It was not until my father came back from work that we realized it was already five in the afternoon. When Dad saw that I was at home with a girl, he was stunned at first. When he saw that there was nothing unusual about us, he said to me,"Son, Dad is back. Do you have classmates coming to play? Let's have dinner at home tonight before leaving.”
I introduced her to my dad." This is Yang Shan, the top student in our grade. She's ranked fifth in the exam this time.”
Yang Shan also greeted my dad politely. When his father heard this, he thought to himself, So she's a talented woman? This kid has good taste. He's pretty good looking too. After thinking about it, I went to prepare dinner. I also invited Yang Shan to stay for dinner."My dad's cooking is delicious. Stay for dinner. Just call home and let your parents know.”
Yang Shan got up and shook her head." No, my mother is still waiting for me to go back for dinner."”
I could only sigh and say,"Alright then, I'll send you back later."”
She nodded and said,"I should go back too." Goodbye, Uncle."
"Dad! I'll send her back. She's nearby. I'll be back in a while.”After I gave my instructions, I went downstairs with Yang Shan. The road from my house to her house was covered with small trees and wildflowers. Along the way, the fragrance assaulted the air. Looking at the sunset in the distance, his mind was intoxicated.
"What a beautiful sunset!" After saying that, he looked at her and thought to himself,"What a beautiful girl!" Yang Shan also stopped and admired it for a moment.
After I sent Yang Shan home, she said to me,"Thank you for accompanying me for the whole day. I'm very happy today.”
I scratched my head in embarrassment and said,"Where? Thank you. If you want to come to my house in the future, give me a call so that I can prepare.”After that, I copied my home phone number and gave it to her. She also gave me her home phone number. When I got downstairs, I cheered excitedly! She ran home as fast as she could.
I had a good appetite during dinner, so I hummed a tune while eating. When her mother saw this, she asked curiously,"Son!" What's wrong with you today? Why are you so happy?"
"A girl came to see him today!" This child is really mature!"
"What?" Son! Who was that girl? Does Mom know him?"
I said impatiently,"Hey! Mom, what are you thinking? She is one of the top five students in our grade, and she is very good at her studies. There was no one at home, so she came to my place to pass the time.”
Only then did his mother feel a little relieved. She continued,"Son! Now is not the time for you to think about these things. He had to study hard! He mustn't put all his energy into chasing girls!”
I said,"I know. I think they don't want me yet." There are at least 100 suitors in our grade. I'm not even in the top 10.”
My mother was shocked. Father, what does that child look like?”
My dad chewed on the vegetables and said,"Well, that child is very good! To be honest, she's quite compatible with our son.”
My parents started talking about Yang Shan's appearance and words. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I went back to my room to practice. I couldn't settle down even after sitting for a night. My mind was filled with Yang Shan's smiling face. I shook my head hard, but she still couldn't get out of my mind. Grandpa Demon came out and laughed." You brat, you're only twelve years old and you're already thinking of love!" You'll have to worry about it in the future!"
"Grandpa, what should I do now?" I asked the lust demon with a bitter face. I can't meditate."
The War God stroked his long beard and smiled as he walked out. He said to me,"Since I can't forget, I can only face it. Don't deliberately hide your feelings. You won't be able to reach the highest realm of martial arts. You have to let nature take its course. Try again. Don't deliberately forget her. Relax yourself and practice according to your heart.”
After I heard this, I relaxed myself and continued to cultivate. As expected, it was surprisingly smooth and I accumulated more and purer energy than before. The God of War looked at me, who was training, with satisfaction. He said to the Desire Demon beside him,"This child's comprehension is really high. I believe that it won't be long before we have nothing to teach him.”
"Then we'll be able to retire and play chess and watch TV every day."”The two old men laughed.
That night, I had a strange dream. Because I had practiced martial arts at night for many years, it had been a long time since I had a dream. I didn't expect that I would dream of sitting on the beach with Yang Shan today, enjoying the sea breeze and watching the sunset. In the end, she even kissed me.
At this sweet moment, Grandpa Demon and Grandpa White Hu entered my dream. Grandpa Demon patted me and said,"Dan 'er, wake up. If you like her, then go after her! Grandpa supports you."
Even Grandpa Bai Hu said,"A real man! If he liked it, then so be it! Go tell her."
I shook my head." I'm only twelve years old.”
"In a few years, she'll be someone else's!" Get her first, you can take your time! Besides, I know that little girl likes you very much. Tomorrow! Go and give her a little surprise! She wanted a music box now. I'll help you pick one out tomorrow."
"Grandpa, how did you know she wanted a music box?" Oh! You used Mind Reading Technique! Grandpa, you're too much! She's my friend! How could you do such a thing to her?"
Grandpa Demon angrily knocked on my head! He said,"You little brat! Did he become stupid from practicing? I'm doing this for you! You even bit Lu Dongbin!"
I touched my head and said,"I have no money!" How do I buy it?"
The Desire Devil and the God of War looked at each other and smiled. Since when did we have to pay for things?”
"No money?" I asked curiously. That was stealing! That won't do! That's illegal!"
"That's easy. Go buy a lottery ticket tomorrow and I'll tell you the number." Aren't you rich now?"
I widened my eyes and said,"I'm not even eighteen yet!" Even if I hit it, I won't be able to take it!"
The Desire Demon lowered her head and paced back and forth with her hands on her hips. She muttered to herself,"This won't do, that won't do! What should we do?"
God of War was also helping to think. "I'm still so young and can't work for others. I can't even give my parents a reason to ask for it. Do you want me to steal or rob?"”
When the Desire Devil heard this, her eyes suddenly lit up."Aiya! My good grandson! You're really too smart! Why didn't I think of that?"
"What did I just say?" I asked curiously.”
"Let's go steal it now!" the Desire Demon said with a smile.”
"Steal? Who did they steal from? No! I won't do anything illegal!" I refused.
"Aiya, you stubborn brain! Can't we just steal from those bad guys?”The Desire Demon smiled mysteriously. "Let's steal their money. Do you know where there are high-interest goods and casinos nearby?”
I thought about it carefully and said,"I don't think there are such places, but there should be high-interest goods, but we have to look for them."”
"Even if you could find one, she wouldn't want it!" A single coin could really suffocate a good man to death! Old fart, what do you say?"
God of War thought for a moment and said,"How did I get money in the past?" Get money…get…oh right! Treasure-Seeking Rat, are you still there?" As soon as God of War finished speaking, a white mouse came out from his big sleeve and obediently clung to God of War's hand.
The Desire Devil looked at the little mouse and asked in surprise,""You old fart! Was this the legendary Treasure Searching Mouse? Why didn't you take out such a treasure earlier?”
The two old men saw me looking at the Treasure-Seeking Rat strangely and smiled at me."Grandson! Don't underestimate it! It was a treasure! He could smell gold, silver, and treasures.”
I frowned and said,"Who still uses gold and silver nowadays?" People nowadays use paper money! Look!" After saying that, I took out a one-yuan note and showed it to them. The Treasure-Seeking Mouse sniffed the coin in my hand and immediately jumped down. It took a ten yuan note from under my bed and gave it to me. I looked at the ten yuan note and thought for a moment. Suddenly, I remembered that it was the lucky money I lost a long time ago! I looked at the Treasure-Seeking Mouse in disbelief and said,""It can even smell money?" "Then will it take me to the bank?”
The God of War thought for a moment and said,"Which part of your place is the most chaotic?”
I thought for a moment and said," It should be a nightclub or a DISCO. Those places often have accidents. I heard that there are people taking drugs and fighting there.”
"I like this place. Grandson, you too. Why don't you bring grandpa to such a good place?"”
"I don't want to go to those places!" It's messy, noisy, and expensive! Why would I go there? In addition, children were not allowed to enter.”
The Desire Devil transformed into a complete hooligan. His long hair was dyed in various colors, and he was wearing a shiny leather vest, leather pants, leather boots, and some iron chains. As long as the police saw it, they would immediately bring it back to the police station.
I looked and laughed,"Grandpa Demon!" Why are you acting like this? Hahaha…"
Grandpa Bai Hu flung his sleeves and said,"I don't have eyes for you!"”After saying that, he returned to my sea of consciousness.
The Desire Demon said disdainfully,"Tsk! If you don't go, I'll bring the child! Come! Child, let's go crazy for the whole night. Oh, right, you have to put on some makeup too.”After saying that, he pointed at me. I also turned into a hooligan, and even my appearance changed.
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