The two of us went to the vegetable market downstairs. I was a regular here. I knew which shop had fresh vegetables and which shop had good meat. The people in the market were also very familiar with me. When they saw Shanshan and I coming to buy vegetables, they laughed at us and said,"Look at Adan and the others! How intimate! I wonder when I'll invite you to the wedding banquet?”
"Uncle Li!" I laughed. If you provide me with food for three years, I'll treat you to a wedding banquet in the future! I don't need your congratulatory gift!"
"Are you trying to rob me?" Uncle Li asked in surprise. Three years of vegetables? I'd rather give you a big red packet then!”
Shanshan hid behind me shyly. The two of us walked around and bought everything that needed to be bought. We carried a few big bags of vegetables and walked towards Shanshan's house. I stole a glance behind me. From the moment I entered the market, I realized that someone was watching us. But I didn't sense that person's aura in my spiritual mind. How strange! Could it be that the person's martial arts skills are so high that he can avoid my spiritual perception? I stole a glance behind me but didn't find anything. I had to go back to Shanshan's house first.
When Shanshan's mother saw that we had brought so many vegetables back, she said,"Why did you two buy so many things?”
I smiled and said,"Auntie, I'll personally cook for you at noon today. I'll make nine Gui dishes for you!" Shanshan, don't you have something to say to your mother?”On the way back, I asked Shanshan to apologize to her mother for not coming home often.
Shanshan hugged her mother and said,"Mom!" I'm really sorry that I didn't even come back to sleep at night during this period of time! I won't always be like this in the future. I won't be away from home anymore.”
Shanshan's mother patted Shanshan's head and said,""Your daughter! He knew Ah Dan in his heart! Where do you have us? But at least you're obedient! Otherwise, I won't let you eat today and lock you in your room to reflect on your mistakes!”
Shanshan looked at me longingly and said to her mother,"Mom, where's Dad?"
At this moment, her father came out of the room and said,"Do you still remember me as your father? I thought you were already married!”
I immediately stepped forward to block Shanshan's father and said,"Uncle! It's all my fault. Shanshan just wants me to pester her, so she always spends the night at my place. I hope uncle won't blame Shanshan.”
Her father sighed and said," Forget it. My daughter is going to follow you sooner or later anyway. As long as the two of you live well, I'm relieved. It's just that I can't bear to marry Shanshan off so early."”
Shanshan came over and pulled her father. Dan's house is only a few steps away from ours! You guys wanted to see me, so I came back in a few minutes.”
I glared at Shanshan and said,"Uncle wants to see you grow up, from a baby to getting married." Uncle, don't worry. If you don't like it, I'll send Shanshan back every day.”
Shanshan's father looked at his daughter and sighed.""Forget it, as long as Shanshan is happy! Actually, that's true. Our two houses are only a few buildings away. It's convenient to walk there.”
I put on an apron and took the vegetables into the kitchen. Shanshan and her mother also came in to help wash the vegetables. After I carefully cooked, there was a table of lunch with eight dishes and one soup. Shanshan's father said,"You made such a big table of dishes. How can the few of us finish them?" Why don't you call your parents over to eat together? Don't waste it.”I thought about it and thought so. I immediately called home to ask my parents to come over for dinner. Dad said that they would be here soon!
Shanshan looked at the dishes on the table and said,"Dan!" When are you going to teach me how to cook? I want to cook for you in the future.”
I smiled and said,"How can I bear to let you enter the kitchen?" Such a large amount of smoke will hurt your skin.”
Shanshan pouted and said,"I want it…You teach me…"?
I really had no choice, so I nodded and said,"Alright! I'll teach you how to make cold dishes!"
Just as they were talking, my parents also came. My father scolded,"Did you go to the market just now? Even Old Li congratulated me! Now all the vendors in the market know that my son is about to get married! How many times have I told you? I told you not to be so ostentatious! You just don't listen! You're only twelve years old! It was still too early to get married! Tell Shanshan how to live during this period of time! People will gossip!"
"I was just joking with them. How would I know that they would take it seriously? As the saying goes, children's words have no fear." They would forget about it after a while.”
I asked my mom for help, and she said,"Pill! Your relationship with Shanshan is already like this, so you should keep a low profile. Otherwise, people will say bad things about Shanshan. This is all your fault!"
I looked at Shanshan and said,"I know, I'll restrain myself."”
Shanshan's parents were very happy to see my parents side with their daughter. At least they wouldn't be angry with their parents-in-law in the future. "Old He!" Shanshan's father tried to smooth things over. Look, the dishes are cold. Sit down and eat first. The child is still young. You have to teach him slowly. You can't rush him.”
Shanshan's mother also said," Sister Shailian, we're actually very relieved that Shanshan will follow Ah Dan. It's only their fault that they're too young. When they graduate from university and have a job, we'll be at ease and let them start their own families. I think it might take another ten years."
When we heard the word "ten years", we immediately looked worried. Looking at Shanshan's sad face, I couldn't help but hug her shoulder and say,"Shanshan, to us, ten years is just the time for us to officially get married. We see each other every day now, so what if it's ten years?”
Shanshan heard this and her resentment eased a little. She leaned against me and said,"You're right. As long as we're together, why should we be afraid of ten years or a hundred years?”
The adults of the two families were shocked when they saw this. They didn't expect that the two of us would privately decide our lives so early. If Shanshan hadn't been so sick, we wouldn't have had the chance to meet, let alone have a meal together like now.
While eating, I suddenly felt someone staring at me outside the window! I secretly looked outside the balcony when I was serving Shanshan, but I didn't notice it. I could only comfort myself that it might be an illusion.
Shanshan looked at me holding the chopsticks and pondered silently. He said to me,"Dan! What's wrong with you? I felt that you were acting weird when I came back from grocery shopping. What happened?”
I looked at Shanshan and then at my parents who were looking at me with concern. I smiled and shook my head."Nothing, I was just thinking about how I can make something even more delicious for you to try next time!”
They all laughed. Shanshan's mother even said,"Shanshan, it's hard for you to lose weight. Dan's dishes are so delicious. You'll definitely become a fat girl in the future. Let's see if Shi Dan still wants you!"
Shanshan looked at me in shock and said,"Pill! Then what should we do?"
I knocked on her head and said,"You little fool!" Would I make you fat? Once you gain weight, I will prepare some exercise for you to do!”After saying that, he hooked his eyes at her evilly.
Shanshan immediately blushed and scolded,"You're so bad!" How dare you abuse me like this!" Everyone laughed when they heard that.
Suddenly, a cold light shot in from the balcony. Fortunately, I was prepared. I caught the darts in a flash and looked outside. I couldn't see anything. After thinking carefully, I activated my Saint Demon Eye and saw five little ghosts heading west.
At this moment, Shanshan and the others came over and asked,"Pill! What happened?"
I pulled out the note tied to the dart and muttered,"What? And it was so ancient? Dart?" He opened it and read: "My old friend invited me to see you tonight at midnight on the top of the mountain in the south."
There was no signature on the note. I was shocked when I saw it. How did that person know that the three masters were in my and Shanshan's sea of consciousness? I suppressed my shock and looked at Shanshan."Boring! I wonder who is throwing things around!”
Shanshan looked at me anxiously. I held her hand and whispered to her,"I'll go meet him tonight!"
At night, on the top of the southern mountain, the Five Ghosts surrounded a young man. He was very elegant, and there was a king's domineering aura in front of his eyes. His entire body emitted a ghastly ghost aura, but his clothes were no different from ordinary people. No one knew who he was. I arrived on time. Before I left, I asked Grandpa Devil to invite Sister Yin into my sea of consciousness. I didn't want Shanshan to take the risk to go on this unknown date. From a distance, I saw that person sitting on a flat ground on the top of the mountain. When the five ghosts beside me saw me, they all stood up and bowed to me. That young man suddenly opened his eyes and sized me up. He said,"Little brother, you're quite punctual. You're really brave! My three old friends, shouldn't you come out and meet me?”
At this moment, Desire Devil, War God and Nine Heavens Enchantress came out from my sea of consciousness. Facing this young man, they couldn't remember who he was no matter how hard they tried. The Nine Heavens Enchantress hated it the most when others called her old! "Who's old?" he immediately scolded. They are your old friends!"
The man laughed and said,"I didn't expect that a thousand years wouldn't make the witch's hair turn white!" Looks like I really have to ask you for guidance on the Heavenly Demonic Charm Technique.”
As soon as he said that, Big Sister Yin was immediately surprised and asked,"Who exactly are you? Why are you hiding like this?"
He laughed again and said,"You really don't recognize me? We used to admire the moon and flowers on the peak of Mount Huang.”
As soon as she said this, the Desire Demon's face immediately darkened. She glared at Yin Susu and said fiercely,"I'll settle the score with you later!"
Yin Susu didn't even dare to look at the Lust Demon's face. She shouted at that person,""Who exactly are you? Are you trying to hurt me here?"
The man stood up and said,"I am the King of Hell, Emperor Song of the Third Palace of the Netherworld!" What's wrong? You don't recognize me just because you borrowed a stinky skin?”The ten Kings of Hell in the Underworld were King Qinguang, King Chujiang, King Songdi, King Wuguan, King Yama, King Kacheng, King Taishan, King Pingdeng, King Dushi, and King Cakravarti.
"What?" You are the Nether King?"
"My child!" Belial nodded with a smile. You are the disciple of the Demon Lord and the War God? Why isn't your little lover here? Are you afraid that I'll harm you, so you don't dare to bring her here?”
When I heard this, I said embarrassedly,"I didn't know who you were just now!" Of course I didn't dare to bring Shanshan."
"Interesting!" Belial laughed. The two brothers have taught their disciples well!"
When War God heard that he was Belial, he smiled and said,""Brother Song, you too! I almost scared my good grandson! You don't have to be so sneaky if you want to see us!”
"You Ghost King of Death, why are you here today?" the Desire Devil asked with a smile.”
The Nine Heavens Enchantress also threw him a flirtatious glance,"You bastard! How long has it been since you came to me to admire the moon? I thought you were afraid of that tigress in your house and didn't dare to come out!”
"It's all because of your good disciple!" Belial laughed. Do you know that Dan 'er and Shanshan's Soul Sucking Sound had lured away a soul that was about to report? Fortunately, you came to report to my palace. If you had come to Brother Bao, you would have suffered!”
When I heard this, I said strangely,"I performed during the day!" Don't ghosts only travel at night?”
Belial came over and patted my head."Doll, you don't know this. When you were playing that day, someone sent a funeral procession up the mountain to bury you. When they passed by your school gate, they heard the soul-sucking sound inside, so they stayed at your school's ghost gate.”
"What?" Was there a ghost in the school again? I just got rid of a Blood Devil, and now another one is here? Grandpa Song, please help me pull him away! Don't let him scare the students again!”
When Belial heard me call him grandpa, he laughed and said,""What an obedient child. No wonder the Demon Lord and the War God, who have been enemies for thousands of years, suddenly withdrew their mountains and enjoyed their old age. Even the Infernal Queen came out of the mountain to teach your little lover. You're really the most blessed person in the world. If I'm not wrong, you must have cultivated merit for ten lifetimes. Don't worry! I've already taken that wandering soul away. There won't be any ghosts in your school anymore. Of course, if you want to play the zither again, let me know in advance. I'll send reapers to guard the area, understand?”
I was embarrassed for a moment and said,"Is that so? Alright then! Does Grandpa Song know my two grandfathers and Sister Yin?”
Emperor Song said to me," I don't just recognize them. They are old friends. I was able to find them this time because of you two brats. I heard from my subordinates that there was a soul-sucking sound in the mortal world. Only then did I know that the three of them have successors." Congratulations."
Grandfather and the others laughed. The Desire Demon smiled at Belial and said,"Brother Song, you're so thoughtful. It's been a thousand years, and you're still thinking about us two old brothers? Could it be that he has something to tell us?”
Emperor Song said," It's nothing. I just have something to remind you, Old Devil. When the old devils of your Devil World know that you've come out of seclusion, they're all restless. As far as I know, other than the Blood Devil you just killed, there are a few other old devils who have also come to the mortal world and are living in human bodies. They've made it so that Heaven and Hell don't know about it." I also learned from the ghosts who reported a while ago that those demons had already arrived in the human world.”
"What?" The Desire Demon laughed. My old friends are here? This was going to be lively. Don't expect me to help you get rid of them. I'm the Lord of the Demon World. If you want me to call them back, it's not possible. I haven't been in the Demon Realm for a thousand years. I don't know if I can call them back. Or he could find a few capable people to come to the human world. He heard that Celestial Master Zhong's magic power was not weak and should be able to help.”
"Do you know what kind of demon it is?" Emperor Song sighed. The Fierce Demon, Corpse Asura, Dream Demon, and Gu Demon are all infiltrating the human world. The Upper Realm has already received the notice and will take action soon. I'm here to remind you to hide well and not let them find you. Otherwise, even the children will be implicated by you!”
The Desire Devil and the Nine Heavens Enchantress were shocked,"What is it? The Immortal Realm was going to descend to the mortal world to eliminate demons? We haven't harmed anyone for a thousand years. What does it have to do with us?”
Emperor Song said," It's true that you haven't killed anyone in a thousand years, but you've caused a lot of harm a thousand years ago. There are still a few vengeful souls in my palace that you killed back then. They can't return because their limbs are incomplete!”
The two of them didn't mind when they heard this. Desire Demon even said,"If you come, then come. I, the Desire Demon, am the Lord of the Demon World! How dare I do that?"
"The child is innocent!" said Belial. If you let them know that you're living in the child's body, they'll think that you're forcefully taking over this child's body! Even the child will die!"
" Dan 'er killed the Blood Devil last time," the War God said to Emperor Song." Don't tell me the Heavenly Court doesn't know about this?"”
Emperor Song was stunned." They probably don't know about it yet. They might think that it was a Taoist priest from the mortal world who removed it." Now that you mention it, I have an idea. As long as the higher-ups know that this was done by Dan 'er, they might give Dan' er the title of Heavenly Teacher. At that time, they might be able to help the Demon Lord and Demon Empress cover for a while.”
"How long will it take to finish?" asked the Desire Demon.”
Belial habitually stroked his beardless chin and said,""They're all approaching here. I think they're coming to find you. If you can tell them to return to the Demon Realm first, maybe the higher-ups won't send troops to the lower realm.”
"Didn't I already say that?" The Desire Demon was dumbfounded. I don't even know if they'll listen to me. And I can't kill them! How about this! Old fart! This time, you'll take action. I'll be responsible for luring them out. If I can persuade them, then persuade them. If I can't persuade them, then help me chase them back!”
When the God of War heard this, he also said,"This is the only way!" Old monster, I know it's difficult for you, but for Dan 'er, I'll have to give you a hard time.”
Belial looked at the two grandfathers as if they were monsters. After a long time, he came back to his senses and said,"When did the two of you become so polite?”
The God of War smiled and said," Maybe it's because of Dan 'er. The two of us have lived with Dan' er for almost eight years. We've been coaxed by him until we forgot everything! Therefore, we are now wholeheartedly educating and taking good care of Dan 'er. As long as it doesn't concern us, we won't interfere.”
I was moved and hugged the God of War and the Desire Demon."It's great that Dan 'er has both of you grandfathers! It's a pity that my biological grandfather died early. Otherwise, Dan 'er would be the only grandson in the world who had three grandfathers!”
"Dan 'er," Emperor Song smiled,"your grandfather's life was shortened because he killed too many people during the war and damaged the harmony of heaven." However, because he saved many people and accumulated merit, he has been summoned to the Heavenly Court. You don't have to be sad about his early death.”
When I heard this, I asked happily,"My grandfather went to heaven?" Then what official is he now?"
" I'm the King of the Underworld," said Emperor Song, shaking his head." I've never interacted with those people in the sky. They wouldn't come down for no reason. How would I know?"”
I was disappointed when I heard that, but it was good. I was happy to know that Grandpa had already settled in heaven.
At this moment, the sky was almost bright. Emperor Song cupped his fists at us and said,"Old friends, remember to put the children first! Be careful. I'll go back first. If there's anything, use the paper crane to inform me.”With that, he left with Fifth Ghost.
I looked at the three elders, not knowing what to do. God of War sighed and said,"Now I can only contact Ma Sansi first." I hope he can find those old demons!”
I remembered that Ma Zhiyuan's father was an expert in this field, so I felt a little relieved. At least I didn't have to fight alone. The sun has risen and it's a new day, but I don't think tomorrow will be better! He only felt that tomorrow would be even more annoying!
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