After chatting with Nanako for a while, I reluctantly returned to the hotel under Mimi's urging.
Although I tried my best to make her stay, I still failed in the end. Because she said that the beginning of the month was a day that was inconvenient for her, so I took a shower and gave Tie Bing a phone call to tell her everything that happened today. Of course, I didn't mention the fact that nail clipper and call chicken were sent to the police station!
However, Ice Tie only told me to be careful. He didn't give me any advice and directly went to sleep. Seeing that it was already past four in the morning, since he couldn't sleep, he simply sat in bed and meditated.
At 8:40 in the morning, Nanako and I were sent to the entrance of Tokyo Imperial University by the driver sent by Tojo Kaiji. Our appearance immediately attracted the attention of many students. After all, I was extremely handsome, and Nanako was also extremely beautiful. It was difficult for such a handsome and beautiful combination not to attract attention!
I don't know what method Tojo used, but in just one night, he got me into the best university in Japan, and it's a philosophy department. I happen to be classmates with Nanako.
According to Nanako, this place was jointly run by the eight major families of Japan. It was mainly a place for the eight major families to nurture talents. After graduation, the students here would basically enter the companies under the eight major families to work. Damn it, look at this. This was awesome. The Japanese underworld actually knew how to nurture talents on their own!
After collecting the textbooks from the teaching office, they came to a super large classroom. The teachers were middle-aged short men. He had just finished introducing my situation when many people cast disdainful looks at me. Even Teacher Mediterranean's expression was very disdainful. However, I can understand. After all, in Japan, where there are more b * tches than normal people, Chinese people are very discriminated against. Therefore, I didn't bother with them. Who asked the people of our country to be taller and more handsome than them? It was understandable!
Thus, I didn't say much and just casually said,""Everyone, please guide me!"
"Teacher, since when can we let pigs study in our school?”After some bastard said that, almost everyone in the classroom burst into laughter.
The teacher smiled and said,"Looks like everyone is in good spirits today! You're so motivated!"
I knew it wouldn't be so easy for the Chinese to come here. After all, most of these people are from the eight great clans. Even if I was invited by the Tojo family, these bastards wouldn't buy it. Therefore, I secretly circulated my internal energy and said to my teacher,"Teacher, is this the quality of education in the Great Japan Empire?”
She didn't speak loudly, but everyone in the classroom heard her. I continued,"In China, even kindergarten children know that we have to be disciplined in class.”
These Japanese brats who were screaming suddenly quieted down, and Teacher Mediterranean's face immediately became uglier than a pig's liver after hearing my words. However, in the face of "national righteousness", he couldn't flare up, so he cleared his throat and said,"Quiet, quiet. Student Huang, you can learn a seat yourself!”
I sat down next to Nanako. Along the way, I saw many guys glaring at me, but I liked to see this kind of angry but helpless gaze.
Today's class was " The Theory and History of Taoism in the Celestial Dynasty." Teacher Mediterranean was spitting saliva and talking about it happily. However, I felt uncomfortable listening to it. After all, Laozi's " The True Collection of Dao Veins " continued to talk about the development history and doctrines of various sects in Taoism, which couldn't be compared to university textbooks. After listening to it, I couldn't help but fall asleep. In the end, I actually snored! Teacher Mediterranean was furious. In the end, he couldn't help but explode. He went forward and woke me up mercilessly!
"Huang Yinian, do you think my class is boring?”
I replied in a daze,"It's really boring!"”
When Teacher Mediterranean heard this, he was instantly furious and almost roared at me,"Baga, since that's the case, tell me about the history of the Quan Zhen Sect. I believe that as a citizen of China, you must know it very well!”
Sigh, I thought it was something amazing. Isn't it just the development history of Quan Zhen Sect's Daoists? So I kept talking,"Taoist sects, also known as Quanzhen Taoism or Quanzhen Sect." Jin Chu was founded."
The teacher's eyes almost popped out when he heard this. What I said seemed to have gone beyond the scope of the textbook. However, this old thing still didn't give up and asked,"Tell me more about the Five Buckets of Rice Dao."
"The founder of the Five Buckets of Rice Path, Zhang Daoling, is known as Heavenly Master Zhang. Zhang Daoling founded the Five Buckets of Rice Path during the reign of Emperor Shun of the Eastern Han Dynasty (126 - 144). The Biography of Zhang Lu in the Records of the Three Kingdoms and the Biography of Liu Yan in the Book of the Later Han Dynasty said: ”
I answered the teacher's questions fluently. When I heard my answers, not only the teacher, but even the Japanese dwarves were dumbfounded. A few girls in the class also looked at me with admiration.
I winked at them and said to the teacher,"Teacher, do you want me to tell you all the cultivation methods of each sect?”
"Uh ~~ No need! You can sit down now!" At this moment, the bell for the end of class rang. The teacher left like a defeated rooster!
Nanako immediately ran over to me and said,""Wow, Yinian, you're so amazing. You actually memorized the entire textbook. Did you study philosophy in China?”
I smiled and didn't answer her because I didn't even know if I had gone to university before. At this moment, the few girls who were infatuated with me also surrounded me and said something like," Huang Sang, you're so handsome!”"You're so awesome!" Such boring words. But I like to hear it. Don't stop praising me. Continue. Harder. Don't stop!
Just as I was feeling smug, I heard someone shouting at the door of the classroom," The new Chinese pig who came today, get out here!”
This dog dared to call me a pig of the Celestial Dynasty. He was simply courting death, so I replied loudly without any hesitation,"The Japanese dog that was barking at the door just now, crawl over here!”
The three Japanese walked up to me and said,""Celestial Pig, who are you calling a Japanese dog?”
"Whoever barks in front of me is a Japanese dog!”I looked at them and smiled. Besides Nanako, the other girls beside me had already turned pale and hid behind me.
"Woo, Baga!"
I said to this vegetable,"Hahahaha, why do your Japanese dogs bark more loudly than our crows?”
Nanako seemed to know the background of these people, so she didn't say anything. She just kept pulling my hand under the table to stop me from talking. One of them stepped on my table and supported his chin with his hand."Do you want to die?"
How dare you talk to me like this? Do you think I'm a scumbag? I immediately launched an attack. The Japanese in front of me instantly twisted his face and turned pale. The reason was simple, at this moment, my self-created skill, the Unforgettable Claw, had already grabbed his Japanese penis! I can't deny that his little brother Di is really small, so small that I can't even feel its existence in my palm. How sad ~~~!
The other two guys were also stunned for a moment and did not know what to do. After all, they were only students and had not reached the point where they could not recognize their relatives. They naturally did not know what to do when their companions were "held hostage"!
I used the same words that this fellow had just said to me and asked,"Do you want to die?"
"No, no!" The guy I held hostage almost cried as he replied.
"Make them both kneel down!”
"Idiot, why aren't you kneeling down? Are you trying to kill me?”This guy seemed to be the leader of the three. As soon as he said that, the other two immediately knelt down.
"Why do I feel like you want to die?" I asked.”
"Boss definitely didn't do such a thing. I was forced! It's Suzuki, he told me to come and find trouble with you!”
Nanako's expression also became extremely ugly. It seemed like she knew who Suzuki was, but I pretended not to see her and smiled."Who is Suzuki? Why is he looking for trouble with me? Speak!"
I increased the strength of my hand a little more, and the little guy immediately screamed. Even the surrounding students unconsciously "hurt" for him! "Boss, Boss, please let me go! I really don't know!"
"You don't know? Then prepare to pray for your two little balls!”
"Don't, don't, don't. I'll talk, I'll talk!" When the Japanese were crying, my hand suddenly felt wet!
F * ck! This b * tch actually peed, and it even made my hands full! The flames of my anger suddenly burned wildly. I slapped this guy. The little guy spun two rounds in the air and fainted before he landed! As long as one wasn't a fool, they would know how terrifying my strength was just by looking at my palm power. Then, I looked at the other two guys. One of them was timid and fainted!
In that case, I could only smile gently at the last guy and say,""Little brother, it's your turn!"
When this fellow heard my words, his face instantly contorted as he cried out tragically,"Boss, don't!"
"Then do you know why Teng Tang is looking for me?”As I spoke, I gently caressed this guy's face with a kind face. This kind of method of eating sugar and eating feces was undoubtedly not something that these little guys who had never seen the dangers of the martial world could withstand!
The little guy pointed at Nanako and said," She's Fujido's fiancée. He saw you two going to school together this morning, so he wanted us to teach you a lesson!"”
After hearing this, I looked sideways at Nanako, but she just looked at me with a smirk as if the whole thing had nothing to do with her! Damn that old man Tojo and that SAO Mimi, why did they only say half of what they were saying? I'm in a terrible state now! Therefore, he punished the three little fellows and let them leave.
Since there were no classes in the morning, I asked Nanako to bring me around the school. Many people looked at me in surprise, as if I had contracted an infectious disease and was afraid that I would be infected if I walked too close!
Walking in the campus, I felt an unprecedented sense of relaxation. Unknowingly, we came to the artificial lake of the school. Looking at the pairs of campus couples, I vaguely remembered that I had once had such an experience. I had such joy, pain, crying, and bitterness. It seemed that I had such a campus life at that time!
" Yinian-kun, Yinian-kun!" Nanako's voice interrupted my thoughts. "Ah, what is it?" I answered in a daze.
"What is Yi Nianjun thinking about?”
"N-nothing!"
"Are you worried that Suzuki will come looking for trouble with you?”
"Oh! Haha." I smiled to cover up my loss of composure.
"Actually, with Yi Nianjun's skills, there's no need to worry about Suzuki's provocation. He's not your match!”Nanako said with a mischievous look on her face. I almost couldn't help but kiss her.
"Really?" I laughed.
"Yes!" Nanako nodded vigorously.
"Right, who is this Suzuki? It seems quite powerful."
" Suzuki's full name is Suzuki 59," Nanako sighed." He's the second young master of the Suzuki family.”
"Wait, is it the Suzuki family that your grandfather said wanted to start a war with your family?”
"Yes, his grandfather was Suzuki Ishiro, who commanded the attack on Pearl Harbor during World War II. It was also one of the eight great families in Japan! Suzuki No. 59 was hailed as the genius of the younger generation of Kyokushin Karate. He was also hailed by the media as one of the top ten young men in East Japan! I have no feelings for him at all. But he won't let me go. He's so annoying!”Nanako said helplessly.
It's normal for a political marriage like this, so I can't say anything. However, as a man, how can I stand by and watch a beautiful girl ruin her life's happiness? So I secretly swore in my heart that I would at least try to have sex with her once before she got married! Let him know that the criteria for choosing a man is the same as the criteria for choosing a suit. It is to be "straight"!
Just as I was thinking about how to save this poor girl's sex life, Nanako suddenly asked," Do you have a girlfriend in China, Nianni-kun?”This question stunned me, but as a normal man in this environment, I honestly replied,"No!" Ice Tie, don't blame me, I was forced! After all, we have to satisfy the needs of our customers, right?
"Is that so? Then can I be your girlfriend?"
Hahaha, I'm rich this time! The heavens had really opened their eyes. As the saying goes, good people will be rewarded. According to the traditional storyline, after the hero saves the beauty, the beauty naturally has to marry him! Very good, very good, I like it!
Noticing the tender look on her face, I stepped forward and held her hands. Gradually, she closed her eyes and raised her head. If I didn't know what to do in this environment, I would really be struck by lightning! I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and licked my dry lips. Gradually, I let myself and Nanako's red lips merge!
"Nanako, what are you guys doing?”Just a thousandth of a second before our lips touched, a muffled voice interrupted our "union"! Nanako was shocked and immediately opened her eyes, hiding beside me with a flushed face!
Aiya? Which bastard chose to disturb me at this time? He's really asking for a beating!
Looking in the direction of the voice, it was a group of students. The leader was a guy with an angry face. It was as if he wanted to eat me in one bite. He was aggressively walking towards us with a group of men and women who looked like his underlings! This guy is really handsome. Not only does he have long hair, but he's also about my height. The Japanese were born short, so it's not bad for them to be 1.76 meters tall like me!
"Nanako, what are you guys doing? Don't you know shame?" the longhaired man said.
"Suzuki, this is my business. What does it have to do with you?”Nanako said angrily.
"Don't you know that you're my fiancée?”Then Suzuki asked me,"Baga, you Chinese man, how dare you seduce my wife? Do you want to die?"”
"Are you married?" I asked innocently.
Suzuki didn't expect me to say something like that. She blushed and said,"Not yet, but everyone knows that Nanako is my fiancée!”
"If you're not married, does that mean that legally, Cai Cai is not your wife? That meant that she had the right to choose any man as her lover! Am I right? Then why are you barking here? Are you illiterate and uncultured? Or you don't know the law, and the worst is that you're a high-level retard?”
"Baka!"
"F * ck you!"
"You East Asian!"
"Ya your mother!"
"I want to kill!"
"Kill your daddy's penis?@#¥¥%%……”
Just like that, Suzuki and I started a war of words between China and Japan. However, the Japanese were far from being able to compete with me. After all, how could the essence of the Chinese language, which had been around for 5,000 years, be comparable to the Japanese?
Just based on the fact that I've been in Shanghai for the past year, receiving professional scolding training from the landlady's 'professor' and my third uncle's 'mentor', I'm still a cultured person with an' advanced education 'no matter what!”The old devil comes and goes with the phrase "Baga Yalu". What right does he have to fight with me! One had to know that Shanghai's women were famous throughout the country for cursing. They could be called the "Cambridge" and "Oxford''of the world's cursing and quarreling world!
Suzuki could only say half of his sentence before I interrupted him. He didn't say a complete sentence from the beginning to the end, and he couldn't let out a breath. In the end, he spat out a large mouthful of blood and fainted! At least you're smart. You knew that I was going to use my ultimate move and knew how to faint and dodge it!
"Are you convinced? I can talk you to death!" After saying that, I swaggered away while dragging Nanako's hand, leaving behind a group of students who were staring at me with their mouths agape and sweat all over their faces.
The matter quickly spread throughout the school, and my name became known to everyone! However, the version of the rumor was a little different from the truth. The first version was that I cheated on Suzuki, so he was so angry that he vomited blood and fainted!
The second version is that I kissed Suzuki by the lake and kissed her until she fainted!
However, the third version was the most ridiculous! He said that Suzuki and I were "back-to-back"! Who knew that I would fall in love with Nanako, and Suzuki committed suicide!
After that, all sorts of different versions, big and small, flew everywhere! However, the ending was that Suzuki vomited blood and fainted because of me!
Damn it, I thought that the Chinese were famous because of rumors. I didn't expect the Japanese to actually carry forward this ability. It really made the Chinese feel ashamed!!!
Later on, he heard that a student with good writing skills had written about this incident into a touching love story between XING and the school oddity, which was published on various major novel websites! At this moment, I realized the great power of the media. In short, I became famous all of a sudden!
In just a week, the number of views on the internet for this novel had exceeded 100 million! It was the top hit rate of all major websites, far surpassing Big Sister Furong, who had been the top hit for many years!
In the end, even the "big sister" also said that she was going to invite me to dance on next year's Spring Festival Gala! He even put on his classic "S" pose on the Internet and made a declaration of love,"Niannian, my man!”
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