I don't know how long it took for me to wake up from my coma. The sky was already bright!
He had only recovered 20 - 30% of his strength, and his stomach was so hungry that his heart was pinching his back. The gunner was still unconscious. The burly man handed over a piece of meat from an unknown animal, but I killed it all in two minutes!
Since Lian Shaoxie and the snow wolf were in charge of finding food, Ruan Wenfeng had to take care of the unconscious shooter, and Liu Mu had to occupy the high ground with his superb shooting skills. Therefore, the arduous task of finding water fell on me, the invincible handsome man in the universe!
With my innate sense of direction that was comparable to a wild beast, I responsibly lost my sense of direction after walking a few rounds in the forest! The tall trees and dense foliage blocked even the sun. It was completely useless to observe the sun here! I don't know how long I've been walking, but I haven't even seen a rat, let alone a wild beast!
I lay on the ground and planned to sleep first to recover more of my consumed true qi.
"Ah ~~~~" I don't know how long it took for me to hear a faint scream. I was instantly amused! Although I didn't hear it clearly, I was absolutely sure that it was a woman's cry! In this Moment, a woman is more attractive to me than food and water! After identifying the source of the sound, I ran all the way. Suddenly, I heard a rumbling sound and my eyes suddenly opened up! It was actually a waterfall!
Where, where? Where is my darling baby? Your handsome and handsome Prince Charming is here!
He looked around but still couldn't find anything, so he jumped onto a rock at the mouth of the waterfall and looked down. There was a small pool below. A beautiful figure was sleeping on the shore. Although I couldn't see her face clearly, with my actual combat experience of reading women, I was absolutely sure that she was a top-notch beauty at the level of " bust "! Almighty God! You're too good to me. I praise you!
At this moment, a figure dashed out from the forest below. Oh no! He was actually a food snatcher! The man walked to the girl's side and took a look. Then, he pressed his stinky mouth against her cherry lips!
OH，NO! You actually stole my head to eat soup to drink? After saying that, I used my qinggong and ran down the mountain road as fast as I could. I used less than two minutes to complete the entire journey!
Only then did I see that the woman was actually Qianyi! At this moment, that guy actually placed his dirty hands on Qianyi's chest that was about to pop out and kept pressing. F * ck!!!!
What a son of a b * tch. Qianyi's precious breasts are the JIN area that even I don't have the chance to touch! At this moment, this little pervert, not a peerless pervert, actually overtook my car! Heaven and earth are heartless ~~~~
"Pervert, die!" I angrily shouted and kicked! The obscenity demon saw that I was coming at him menacingly and didn't dare to continue "having fun". He put down Qianyi's left ape arm and stretched out his arm to fight with me. We both spat out our strength at the same time, and with a "bang", we were both shaken back two steps.
After stabilizing myself, I saw the collar on his neck and knew that he was also a participant of the " Battle Royale ". However, his collar was flashing blue and it seemed that he was from another team. This time, it was troublesome! That guy also had a serious expression on his face when he saw my collar.
"Great pervert!" I cursed.
"Who are you scolding?" The perverted demon asked angrily.
"Whoever cares about me will be scolded!"
"You ~~" The obscenity demon seemed to be very concerned about the "name" that I helped him come up with, so he retorted,"Damn slut!"
Aiya? To be able to calm his mind so quickly and even counterattack me, it seems that he is a top-notch expert!
"Old pervert!" I attacked again.
A second later, he retorted, Stinky fat pig!”
"Rotten goods!" "A short-lived species!"
" Impotent Monster "," Nightmare Ghost "," Your Bladder Drops "," Your Big and Small Three Yang "
Just like that, the two of us started a new "battle"! The speed at which we " attacked " was getting faster and faster. At first, we were only able to counterattack in about one second, but later on, we had to complete our attacks within one-sixteenth of a second and prepare the next round of attacks. Moreover, each attack was targeted at the opponent's physiological defects!
This kind of " combat method " was extremely dangerous. If he failed, he would vomit blood on the spot and lose his confidence for life! In severe cases, their brains would be damaged and they would become idiots on the spot! If there were any spectators, their jaws would definitely drop to the ground. This was because in the 20 minutes of "competition", we actually didn't use a single move repeatedly. I believe that this battle could definitely be called unprecedented and undefeatable. It would shock the world and make the gods cry!
"Bagaya Lu!" Just as we were about to use our ultimate moves at the same time, a "Cheng Yaojin" suddenly appeared out of nowhere and interfered to prevent us from deciding the winner!
We glared at the busybody at the same time. It was actually two short hunchbacks with samurai swords and glowing green collars around their necks!
Laozi was in a fit of anger at this time. He didn't care about the other party's background and directly cursed,"Damn you, three-inch nail, how dare you come and join in the fun? Do you believe that I will pull out your little brother, cut it into pieces, and then use a bamboo skewer to skewer it and cook it like beef offal before stuffing it into your mouth to eat?”
At this moment, the perverted demon also cursed with a common hatred,"That's right. Look at you two bastards whose dicks aren't even as long as your fingernails. You still need to hold a microscope to fight a plane. Go back to your hometown in Japan and film XVs for me! Otherwise, I'll dig out your balls and use them as bait!”
The two pitiful Japanese were immediately stunned by our scolding! Hehe, they were on completely different levels! They only came back to their senses after a long time.
"Baka! How dare you insult the citizens of the Great Japan Empire? Are you courting death?”The Japanese with two daggers on his waist said angrily. Who knew that we would be ignored and continue to enter the state of our unfinished " battle of the century ". From the beginning to the end, we didn't even take them seriously!
The two Japanese were depressed again. At the same time, our actions had completely angered them!
The two of them unsheathed their katana and charged at us! We were currently in a heated battle. The perverted demon had just used a "killing move", and I was about to use my ultimate move to return the favor. Who knew that he would suddenly feel a sharp force behind his head! Helplessly, he hurriedly used his qinggong to dodge!
He looked at his falling hair! I was furious! Damn it, I was almost killed by the Japanese! However, this wasn't a big problem. The most hateful thing was that he had caused me to lose this " Battle of the Century "!
One had to know that this was a battle of the highest level in the world of swearing! To a man, the most important thing was not money, women, or power, but reputation! Reputation was more important than life! Looking at the lewd smile on the big perverted demon's mouth, it was as if he was mocking and disdainful of me! At that moment, I felt a sharp pain in my heart!
"Little Japanese, I'll kill you!”After saying that, I circulated the Nine Heavens Scripture and the Formless Divine Art to their peak at the same time. At this moment, the two different internal forces that were different but had the same goal were continuously forced to increase by me under the crazy circulation of my excitement.
A strong light flashed and a ray of light like the sun flashed in my heart. The perverted demon and the two Japanese were also stabbed so hard that their eyes hurt and they didn't dare to look straight at me! At this moment, a lock in my mind seemed to have been unlocked. A feeling of becoming one with the world arose spontaneously! In his mind, a set of southern style fist techniques that simulated dragons, snakes, tigers, cranes, leopards, lions, apes, and eagles, called the Eight Forms of Iron Bridge, and a method to use the Wing Chun One-inch Strength that specialized in breaking body fortification techniques, called the Pulse-severing One-inch Strength, kept flashing in his mind! The feeling of familiarity towards these contents seemed to come from the depths of my soul. I believed that I would definitely be able to use them!
The strong light slowly dissipated, and a stream of inner energy slowly flowed into my limbs and bones. I felt that my power did not increase, but I felt that I was more powerful than before. Every single strand of inner strength seemed to be under my precise control. It was as simple as controlling my own fingers!
The new memories in my mind told me that this feeling was called 'Complete Realm'. It seemed that a part of the memories from my previous life had awakened!
The entire process only took a second or two. At this time, the two Japanese had already recovered their senses and pounced towards me and the pervert. The obscenity demon was intoxicated by the joy of victory just now, and his clothes were accidentally cut by the dual-blade guy. Hahaha, retribution! You were laughing at me just now, and now you're making a fool of yourself!
The Japanese wielding a single sword attacked my vital points with every strike. Although the ten consecutive strikes were as fast as lightning, I only managed to dodge each of them. This became the gap between us. No matter how hard he tried, he could not cross it. No matter if it's the direction of the blade or the change in the blade technique, it can't escape my eyes. In my eyes, his movements were like slow motion in a movie. Even the flaws in his every movement were vivid in my mind!
I moved my body slightly to avoid his slash again, and my left hand used a move from the Eight Forms of Iron Bridge, Leopard Crisp, to hit his left rib! With a loud crack, his ribs broke and he was sent flying like a kite with a broken string. He spat out blood and rolled on the ground for seven to eight times before stopping!
It wasn't the fastest speed, nor was it the strongest power, but it produced the greatest power! As the Japanese soldier rolled on the ground, his bones were broken and pierced into his heart. He fell to the ground and died without even making a sound!
After the obscenity demon's clothes were cut by the dual-wielding Japanese, he realized that not only did I easily take care of his opponent, but he was also returning the smile and gaze he had just given me. He immediately felt that he had lost face! In his anger, he flipped his claws and grabbed the two tachi tightly! The Japanese were shocked as they stabbed out with all their might. However, the two blades were unable to advance an inch, and they were unable to cause any damage to the pair of claws that were like steel!
The obscenity demon twisted his hands, and the two blades were immediately broken! Taking advantage of the Japanese's slow reaction, his left hand had already tightly gripped the other party's throat. With a clench of his fingers, five bloody holes appeared on his neck! Five shocking pillars of blood mixed with dirty blood sprayed everywhere, but the big perverted demon did not get a single drop! Looking at the faint red mist beside him, one could tell that the blood that was sprayed at him had been evaporated by his Qi-Jin!
What a powerful skill. Just by looking at this move, I can tell that this guy is a first-class expert in terms of skill and courage. Even if I break through to the complete realm, I'm not sure I can defeat him!
"It looks like you've done quite well, but you're only relying on your strength to bully the weak. There's still a gap of one or two levels compared to my level of winning with skill!”I said like a martial arts expert commenting on a junior.
Of course, the perverted demon was indignant when he heard me belittle him, so he retorted,"Nonsense. I took the saber with my bare hands because I knew that there was a tiger in the mountain. Unlike you, who was forced to hide like a stray dog by the Japanese. If you weren't lucky, you would probably be the one lying there now!”
"What did you say?" "What can't I say?"
The two of us couldn't win, so we decided to settle everything by force. Whoever won would have the final say! I assumed the stance of " Fierce Tiger Descends the Mountain " while the perverted demon used the " Yin Yang Force of Heaven and Earth "!
"Fierce Tiger Descending the Mountain? So powerful! After saying that, the perverted demon put on a new posture and said,"Hmph, I'll use 'White Crane Brings Its Wings to Air' to attack your temples with both hands and stomp on your calves with my lower body! Are you afraid?"
"Pah! What was a mere White Crane airing its wings?”So I changed again." I'll use Overlord Lifting Cauldron to block your hands first. Then I'll use my left foot to cut your shin bone. Then I'll use Arhat Sunning Corpse to attack your middle lane. Let's see how you block! Hehehehe."
The perverted demon couldn't help but touch his heart when he saw this. It was as if he had really been hit by me! He then said,"Attack my middle lane? Hmph, then I'll use Right Luck Soft Bridge to block your arms first, then use Hungry Crane Strives for Shrimps to stab your right eye!”
Suddenly, my left eye seemed to hurt a little, so I said,"Then I'll use my 'Wing Chun Arm' to block your eyes, and then my right leg will kick your crotch and make you a eunuch!”
Just like that, we began another competition of martial arts moves and saliva!
After some time, Qianyi was woken up by us. At first, she thought that it was someone from another team who came to fight with us. She was very nervous, but after a while, she realized that we were only talking about "literature" and didn't practice. So, she ignored us and started to catch fish to eat.
After an unknown period of time, the 'battle' continued. Qianyi had already finished cooking the fish and shouted,""Hey, are you two going to eat?”We ignored her and continued to indulge in the world of martial arts!
She didn't know how long had passed, but she remembered that it was dark and then bright again! Qianyi felt much better after a good night's sleep. When she stretched her body and realized that we were still " fighting," she was shocked!
Other than the dark circles around our eyes, they were already deeply sunken! The obscenity demon said weakly,"I…I will first…first use my left hand to grab your balls with Monkey Steals Peach, and then use my right hand to stab your eyes with Two Dragons Fighting for Pearls!" They're attacking you from top to bottom and asking if you're dead or not?"
"This…this…what is this! I'll use the Two-Word Sun Claw Horse to clamp your left hand, and the Guanyin Worship Child on my right hand to block your Two Dragons Fighting for the Pearl. At the same time, I'll use the Thunderbolt Steel Hammer with my left…left hand. Then, I'll use the Thunderbolt Flying Kick when you retreat. Finally, before you land, I'll circle around…circle around behind you and finish you off with the Thousand Year Kill! Hahahaha!"
"P-Thunderbolt Steel Hammer? Thunder Flying Kick? What kind of tricks did they use? How…how come I've never…never heard of it before?”The perverted demon asked in confusion.
"Hahahahaha…I…I won!! I…I finally won! Hahahaha, you don't even know this! Farmer? Wahahaha…" I seemed to be even happier than winning five million."This is the ultimate move of Japan's masked superman Rex, it can even kill cosmic monsters! I ask…are you afraid?”
"What? That powerful? I lost! Sigh!" The perverted demon asked with a helpless and bitter expression,"Then…then…then…then what is the Thousand Year Kill?”
"Haven't you seen Fiery Ninja?”
"No?"
I took a deep breath to adjust my inner breath, then shouted in an imposing manner,"No wonder you didn't know about this peerless, unparalleled, and world-shaking ultimate technique of the universe! He was really too much of a farmer! This move is amazing, hmph hmph…sit tight and listen well! The Thousand Year Kill was the strongest physical technique of Kakashi, the clone ninja!”
What Kakashi, what Muye, what clone ninja? These things made the perverted demon's thoughts even more chaotic."Then I still don't know how to use it? You…quickly show me!"
"Sigh…What a country bumpkin! Alright, I see that your character is not bad, so I'll reluctantly show you!”After saying that, he walked behind the perverted demon and asked with a serious expression,"Are you ready? I'm coming!"
He also nodded with a serious expression and said,"Alright, come on!"
I clasped my hands together and shouted,"Kakashi Sensei's personal teachings, the essence of the Muye Body Technique-1,000 ~~~~~~
The obscenity demon's eyes rolled up." Wah!" With a miserable howl, he covered his buttocks with both hands. Tears flowed down his eyes as he flew into the pool!
It was only then that I realized that Qianyi had already woken up and was looking at me with black lines on her face! I was so happy that I rushed over to her and prepared to give her a French hug to celebrate my victory!
Who knew that as soon as she ran to Qianyi's side, her expression immediately changed and she screamed,""There's shit on your hand. Don't touch me!" Then, in a thousandth of a second, he threw a punch! I didn't even have the time to scream before I somersaulted 360 times in the air and turned 720 times before falling into the pool!
With a loud thud, the entire forest fell silent after a group of birds were startled away…
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