While everyone in Tokyo was panicking, we had already boarded a super luxurious cruise ship and embarked on the journey back to our country!
When the ship sailed out of Japan's waters, it officially announced that we were safe. The tourists on the Aegean Sea were either the family members of some country's head of state or the sons of some world-famous listed financial group's boss. Some of the so-called internationally renowned supermodels were only worthy of being treated as toys by others here. In short, those who could board this cruise ship were either rich or noble. No matter how rich you were, if you did not have the corresponding social status, you were not qualified to board! The 12 of us used the Joseph Financial Group's name to intimidate the others, so of course, we successfully boarded the ship!
Aiya, the life of a rich person is really good! Facing the boundless blue sky and blue sea, drinking top-notch red wine, and admiring the " garden full of colors " in the swimming pool on the deck was simply the best enjoyment in life! Fortunately, Liu Mu and Shaoxie knew their place and didn't drag me to compete with them every day. Otherwise, I would definitely poison their food and make them have diarrhea all the way back to Shanghai!
"Why don't you go down and play? The girls here were all very rich! As long as you say that you're from Joseph Financial Group, they'll take the initiative to get close to you!”Alan walked to my side and said.
"Really?"
"You don't believe me? Look, everyone else has already started taking action, but you're still dawdling here!”
After hearing Aren's words, I took off my sunglasses and saw that the pervert was hugging a blonde beauty by the pool and doing "oral exercises" crazily! Just by looking at his happy yet painful expression, one could tell that he was about to suffocate from the kiss of the " golden cat "!
Apart from him, I was even more surprised to find that the two battle maniacs, the burly man and the snow wolf, were also hugging one in the pool! What was even more unbelievable was that Liu Mu and Lian Shaoxie of the two cold-faced assassins were also there. They were even more amazing, each of them hugging two of them. There was a beautiful woman massaging them from behind, and one of them was massaging their feet in front of them. No wonder I was wondering why these two bastards were so good to me and didn't ask me to practice martial arts. It turned out that they were busy picking up girls! It was really the decline of morality!
As the saying goes,"If you don't take the first step when you take advantage, it's worse than squandering"! How could I stand by and watch in such an environment? You must know that I'm a righteous friend. So many hungry women are waiting for me to save them. In the spirit of saving the world, I took off my t-shirt and prepared to jump into the pool!
At this moment, a pair of gentle arms hugged my waist from behind and said,"Baby, do you know how much I miss you?”As I spoke, my sensitive back muscles could clearly feel a pair of flesh that was over 36F pressing against me tightly!
Aiya, this voice was really coquettish to the bone! But I really like the 36F SAO!! Needless to say, it's definitely another little SAO who's fascinated by my handsomeness! But why did the voice sound so familiar? Where had she heard it before?
At this moment, not to mention Allen, even the burly man, Snow Wolf, Liu Mu, and Lian Shaoxie were mesmerized by the SAO behind me. Their eyes were about to fall out of their sockets!
Under everyone's envious gazes, I was about to turn around to look at the little Sao when Aren suddenly knelt in front of me and begged,"Boss! Please allow me to call you boss, okay? You actually managed to get your hands on such a top-notch beauty! I admire you so much, no! It should be nine bodies falling to the ground! My admiration for you is like a torrential river that flows endlessly, or like the Yellow River that overflows uncontrollably! Boss, please teach me two tricks to pick up girls! Boss, I beg you!"
Look, look, why is this kid at this level? He's the future godfather of the world's number one gang, but he's actually acting shamelessly in front of me! It can't be helped. Who asked me to have such a high charisma? So being too handsome is also a sin ~~~~
"Nonsense, your boss, I, have lived up to my reputation for so many years! What kind of top-grade item could escape from my palm? Hahaha ~~ Get up, kid! Today, I'm in a good mood, so I'll make an exception and teach you two moves!”As I spoke, that pair of gentle little hands had already swam to my chest! The Overlord Spear instantly revealed its majestic appearance and revealed its close-fitting swimming trunks!
"Come, Tianxin! Come out and let my brothers see what a woman is! "Wow! Ghost!" When I saw the beauty's appearance, I immediately let out a miserable howl and ran away without a word!
"Baby, wait for me! Don't be so heartless!" The beauty chased after me as she spoke!
Everyone on the deck was stunned by this scene! The crowd watched in confusion as a beautiful woman chased after a fat man, causing him to flee like a rat. Why do I run faster than a rabbit when I see this beauty?
Aren's admiration for me has reached an unprecedented level!
"As expected of Boss! A beauty of this level was nothing but a ghost in his eyes. Could it be that he had seen the legendary angel?”Aren kept thinking about my motive for doing this and finally found the answer."I understand now! He, he must have done this on purpose! He is using his actions to teach me the ultimate technique of picking up girls! This move, could it be that this move was the legendary playing hard to get? That's right, it must be! The more he tried to escape, the more that beauty would chase after him and show herself to him! Boss was indeed Boss. He actually used the Thirty-Six Stratagems to pick up girls. He was simply superb! He could even pick up girls so brilliantly and suavely! Truly unfathomable, unfathomable! Looks like I still have too many things to learn from him! Boss, thank you!"
Actually, I'm not as profound as Aren thinks! I ran because that guy wasn't a woman, and he wasn't a man either! That's right, it's the transvestite I met when I went to Tokyo-Naishan!!
He did not expect to meet her again on the way back! The scariest thing is that she still seems to be unable to forget me! Oh my god ~ Little Niannian, who was originally bloated, was so frightened that she shrank her head back. Big Sister, Big Brother! God, I don't even know if it's better to call him big sister or big brother. Anyway, I beg you not to follow me anymore! I'm really afraid that Brother XIao will fall into the root of his illness and never recover! God, please save me!
"Tianxin, do you still want to continue playing?”Naishan used some unknown movement technique to come in front of me and hold my hand."Are you still angry at him for what happened last time? Or do you dislike me?"
This time, he was really done for! If these bastards knew that I hooked up with a transvestite, wouldn't they laugh at me for the rest of my life? No, absolutely not!
Fortunately, I was born with quick wits, so I immediately interrupted Naishan."Ahahaha, baby, you've been fooled! I was just joking with you! You also heard my little brother say that he wanted me to show him my unique skills in picking up girls, so I can only make things difficult for you! Look, you chased after me as soon as I ran. Am I very powerful?”
"Yay ~ I hate it! You're really dead!" Naishan said coquettishly.
Her expression at this moment was really indescribable. It was definitely enough to charm all the men on the deck who were physically and mentally normal! However, the prerequisite was that you didn't know that she was a transvestite!
I used all of my internal strength to suppress my desire to vomit. I forced out a smile and said,"That's right! He really looked dead! Although I'm alive, I'm still dead. I'd rather die than live!" Naishan wasn't proficient in Chinese, so she didn't know what I was talking about. She thought I was teasing her.
"Boss, you're too strong!”Alan walked over and said respectfully.
I'm the most pitiful one. I can't let anyone know about my misfortune. I can only swallow all the bitterness in my stomach! However, as a traditional Chinese citizen, my reputation was more important than my life. For the sake of my reputation, I could only give him the most professional smile."Of course. Otherwise, how can I be your boss?”
"Boss, could it be that the move you used just now was the legendary ultimate skill of picking up girls?”
The legendary ultimate skill of picking up girls? I feel like crying when I hear Aren's words! Even if I have to endure sh * t and pee, I have to continue enduring! "That's right! What I demonstrated just now was the strategy of playing hard to get from the "Thirty-six Tactics of Imperial Women" that was passed down in our Huang family! Aren, you can actually tell. This proves that you're talented! Go back and read more books like Sun Tzu's Art of War and the Thirty-six Stratagems. It will be of great help to you in the future! I'm a little tired now. Kneel!”After saying that, I hurriedly pulled Naishan away!
The men on the deck were still in a daze, while Aren stood there excitedly, reminiscing every detail that I had just "demonstrated" to him!
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