The night we arrived in Hong Kong, we contacted Tie Bing who was in Hong Kong!
After "careful consideration" from the "organization" and a unanimous vote from all the representatives, they decided that since they had come to the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region, they should go to the most popular nightclub to observe and learn about the corruption of capitalist society!
When we arrived at the designated bar, Tie was already waiting for us at the door!
As soon as he reached the door, he heard the loud roar of heavy metal! The perverted demon pulled us and said,"Hong Kong is really a good place. There are so many beauties! I'm going to kill tonight! Wahahahaha ~"
"You?" Aren said disdainfully.
"What do you mean?" The perverted demon immediately retorted.
"It's nothing. It's just that you called me that before Boss could speak.”After Alan said that, the burly man, Snow Wolf, Liu Mu, Shaoxie, and the Gunner who had almost recovered immediately nodded in agreement.
"You…"
"What about me? Could it be that you're more awesome than Boss?" Aren said disdainfully.
Hearing Aren's words, the pervert thought of Naishan. Then, his heart ached and he could not continue.
At this moment, Aren said to me respectfully,"Boss, do you think you can show me your skills tonight?”"Yes!" Everyone nodded in agreement.
Damn, why is this Italian bird so annoying? What was in his head? Why are you ignoring your family and pestering me to pick up girls? I originally wanted to reject him face to face, but when I saw the big man and the others looking at me with longing, I knew that I definitely wouldn't be able to escape tonight! What should he do? This time, he was definitely going to be exposed! Suddenly, an idea flashed through my mind and I thought of a brilliant plan!
So I pretended to be indifferent and said,"There's no problem with the performance! However, it was agreed that everyone would eat on the same stage and cultivate separately! We'll set a time limit of 12 o'clock. Everyone will pick up girls within the bar. By then, whoever can't get them will have to pay for everyone's karaoke, supper, and room fees. Moreover, we'll also treat them to seafood tomorrow! What do you think?" The burly man and the others nodded without thinking!
Damn it, why did he agree so readily? Looks like these bastards won't give up until they reach the Yellow River. Fortunately, I've already thought of a plan!
Gunner, Liu Mu, Shaoxie, Snow Wolf, and the burly man were paying to watch the performance and learn the skills to pick up girls, so it didn't matter! As for Aren and the obscenity demon, they sneered faintly, looking confident!
"Boss, you might not know that I was a famous dancer in school when I was studying. Looks like you're going to lose your glasses this time! "Hehehe ~" Aren smiled sinisterly.
"Hahahaha, who do you think you are!" The perverted demon said excitedly,"Do you know what my nickname is?”
"Ten Tigers of Guangdong?"”
"Wrong!"
" Southern Heaven Divine Claw!"
The obscenity demon shook his finger and said,"Those are just false names to make a living!" The full name of My Real Jianghu Mistake is the head of the Ten Tigers of Guangdong, the South Heaven Divine Claw and the provincial Hong Kong and Macau dance king-Dancing Forest Flower Butterfly, Young Master Zeng!”
"Wu Lin?" "Butterfly?" We looked at the perverted demon with sweat all over our heads. No matter how we looked at it, this guy didn't seem to have anything to do with these four words! At this moment, the obscenity demon took out a small notebook from somewhere and opened it to show us!
She was almost killed by him! It was actually the certificate of professional title issued by the Chinese Martial Arts Association--"Dance Forest Flower Butterfly Honor Certificate". There was really a photo of this bastard on it, and below it was written: Mr. Zeng Ming's name was written in big words, and there was also a number and a big stamp of the Dance Association at the bottom!
The few of us crashed on the spot! There really was such a thing! Awesome, really awesome!
The obscenity demon put away the certificate and looked at Aren. The two of them seemed to have a telepathic connection and actually jumped up at the same time. They somersaulted 720 times in the air and turned 360 times before landing on the dance floor, instantly attracting the attention of the audience. As soon as her feet landed on the ground, she immediately began to dance to the music! Although it was the first time the two of them were working together, it was as if they had a tacit understanding of each other. Even an ordinary professional dancer would be a little pale in front of them. All of a sudden, the entire audience was once again ignited by them.
We weren't as good at dancing as them, so we went to Qianyi's place! When the three women found out about our bet, they were also very interested. The three women tactfully sat aside and let us do whatever we wanted!
Thus, under the expectant gazes of the four men, I was forced to use the most infuriating and invincible move in the "Pleasure Arena"!
I ordered a few bottles of the most expensive red wine in a very high-profile manner. Then, I used what I thought was the most elegant action to take out a stack of banknotes from my pocket and put it on the table. Then, I quietly enjoyed the performance of the two "male dancers" on the dance floor!
When the two of them finished their performance, the audience gave them the warmest applause. They put on what they thought was the coolest pose and waited for the girls to come up and kiss them. However, a burst of laughter pulled them back from their fantasies. Looking over, the scene they saw almost made the two of them collapse!
I was already surrounded by beauties! It was like a king enjoying himself. There were people massaging his back, legs, wiping his sweat, feeding him fruits, drinking wine, and even wiping his mouth. Even the gunners were being chased after like superstars because of me!
The five of us "b * tches" even gave the ugliest laughter at the two of them! However, what made them break down the most was that those girls actually stuck out their middle fingers at the two of them under my instructions, making a global greeting gesture!
Oh my god! The two dance experts turned into clowns on the spot! Among the group of girls, even the target that the two of them had set their eyes on was among them. This blow was absolutely fatal to them, who claimed to be elegant and unrestrained!
Even Tie Bing and the other two couldn't care less about their manners and couldn't help but laugh out loud!
At this moment, the two of them walked back with different attitudes. The pervert's confidence in picking up girls was completely gone after being trampled on by me time and time again. Aren, on the other hand, admired me even more!
"Boss is Boss!" Alan came up to me and said. You're too strong! What is this trick?"
I thought for a moment and said,"This is the seventeenth trick!”
"What does Boss mean?" Aren asked in confusion.”
I whispered in his ear,"I bought a few bottles of red wine and put some money on the table. This is the so-called 'brick tossing' method. Then, they thought that I was the big boss who came knocking on their door! Do you think my brick attracted these 'jades'? Do you understand?"
Aren came to a realization and said to me with even more admiration,"Boss is boss! I can't think of another word to describe your intelligence in picking up girls!! He could actually attract so many beauties just by sitting here and thinking of a random method! My admiration for you is like a torrential river that flows endlessly, or like the Yellow River that overflows uncontrollably!”
I didn't expect this kid to know Zhou Xingxing's classic lines. Could it be that there's an Italian version of his movie? "Alright, alright! Don't polish my leather shoes anymore. I'm wearing sneakers tonight. I can't use your shoe polish!”
I didn't expect Aren to be so thick-skinned. He didn't mind being ridiculed by me in front of everyone!
"That's right, that's right! Who is my boss? Qin Huang and Han Wu were the best in martial arts, but compared to my boss, he was obviously illiterate! Although Tang Zong and Song Zu are the best in both literature and martial arts, they lack my boss's elegance! Genghis Khan only knew how to shoot birds with a bow and arrow. He even snatched his wife back. He was simply a rough man who did not know how to be gentle! I really can't think of any person in history who can overturn the charm of all women in the world like you, boss!!!”As he spoke, he actually cried bitterly and said,"I'm really touched to have a boss as strong as you! Wuuu ~"
It had to be said that Aren was not only quick-witted, but also well-educated and thick-skinned. And her acting talent was super good! Such disgusting words combined with his "sincere" emotions made everyone speechless!
Continue, don't stop! Although he's really disgusting, I really like hearing the truth he says! This kid has a future as a slut! He was simply born to be a bootlicker!
However, Aren didn't know that he had completely offended one of us by saying "shooting birds with a bow and arrow"! As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Mu widened his eyes and looked like he was about to eat Aren alive. If it weren't for Shaoxie who was quick enough to stop him, Aren would have been hospitalized for a few months!
After three rounds of drinking, my kidney protested against me, so I came to the "men's world" to let the guys below out for some fresh air!
At this moment, a four-eyed gigolo in a suit and leather shoes drunkenly walked up to me and put his hand on my shoulder."Brother, have you seen the demodragon?"
My "elegant mood" has been completely disturbed! I turned around unhappily and said,"There's a dragon demon below me!" Do you want to experience it?"
Who knew that when this guy saw my appearance, his expression suddenly changed, and even his original tipsy feeling seemed to have disappeared all of a sudden. "It's you?" he said with a livid face.”
" It's me???" What did he mean? Why does this guy give me such an annoying feeling? It's as if I've seen him somewhere before!!
"You're not dead yet?" The four-eyed frog said in surprise.
"You're the one who's going to die!"
"Why aren't you dead yet?" The four-eyed frog's spirit seemed to have received a huge stimulation. His originally refined and handsome appearance instantly became incomparably ferocious as he punched at me! A faint metallic pattern appeared on the surface of the entire fist, just like a mechanical arm!
Now that there was an iron fist at the back, I had to " throw the water " and attack from the front and back. I had no choice but to turn around and use Wing Chun's arm to block the fist. However, the wind from the fist still blasted a fist mark on the wall of the bathroom! Looks like this guy really wants to kill me!
I held his arm tightly and said,"What do you want?"
"You, you killed her! Are you still acting dumb?"
"Who did I kill?" As I spoke, I unconsciously shivered. It seemed that the problem below was finally solved! At this moment, the four-eyed frog also felt a warm and humid feeling coming from his thigh. We lowered our heads together and saw that little Niannian was still dripping the last few drops of the drip, and the entire leg of the four-eyed frog's right leg was drenched!
" Yayayaya!!!!" That guy suddenly screamed as if he had gone crazy,""You…you…you damn fatty, why are you still as wretched as before?”
"Disgusting is my name, wretched is my surname! Filthy is my usual style. I don't think there's anything wrong with it!”"Eh?" I zipped up. Did I know you before?"
The four-eyed frog gritted his teeth and sneered,""Hehe, you're quite good at pretending! Why don't you even dare to acknowledge me, my good brother-in-law!”
Brother-in-law? When did I have a brother-in-law? Could he be Tie Bing's brother? Or is it the debt of love that I caused before I lost my memory? It must be related to him. I hated you in my previous life ~~~
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