City Bitch
38 Chapter 38 The Adventures of a Duck

Tie Lu Can

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As Brother Lazy personally operated the sword, Xinghe's momentum was greatly boosted. In just three days, the Dragon Gate was attacked many times! However, as the strongest club in Hong Kong, they were not to be trifled with. They immediately launched various revenge actions.

The fight between the two clubs immediately affected the whole situation! The other clubs maintained their usual cold attitude. They were all planning their own schemes. Their goal was to see if they could fish in troubled waters after seeing the situation clearly! The stronger clubs even had the intention to destroy the two clubs after they were both injured and replace them!

All of a sudden, the entire Hong Kong underworld fell into turmoil again!

However, I was indeed very relaxed. After all, it was rumored that I had defeated 11 experts from Hing Ho by myself, and even killed Spring Bag, one of the Five Tigers of Hing Ho! In addition, the people in the underworld liked to exaggerate, so the whole story became that I chased after Spring Bag and her dozens of underlings with my bare hands and finally killed them with only one punch!

However, it was this legend that allowed Tom Boy to stay out of this turbulent period. After all, if anyone wants to touch her territory, they have to prove that they are not capable enough to get past me!

That night, Renxi and I were drinking at the food stall when we suddenly ran out of cigarettes, so we walked out to buy cigarettes while reeking of alcohol! The night breeze blew the alcohol into his head, and he immediately felt dizzy! Just as I was gasping for breath while leaning against the lamppost, a northeastern accent that was even more authentic than Brother Benshan's came from behind me."Handsome, are you going to play?"

Haha, it's rare to meet someone from the mainland in the special district! Therefore, I decided to support our mainland compatriots 'entertainment industry. But when I turned around, I was scared silly!

F * ck! Is there anyone as scary as you? It was actually an old chicken that couldn't get any older!

I saw the deep wrinkles on her forehead, coupled with her nightgown that looked like a ghost's night, and the foundation on her face that was about an inch thick. At this moment, I saw her smile and actually heard a crisp "Ka La" sound! Because the foundation was too dry, it actually cracked like the ground during an earthquake!

However, this was not scary! What was truly terrifying was that at this moment, a mosquito was tired from flying and was resting on her forehead when Sister Chicken smiled! HO~NO~! The poor "little elf" went to find Meng Po to drink soup!

What puzzled me the most was that she actually wore a fiery red long-sleeved qipao on a hot day in July. Not only that, but she also wore a pair of high-heeled leather boots!

Another gust of night wind blew in my face. I actually smelled the strong fox stench mixed with the smell of inferior perfume and the faint smell of salted fish!

"Ugh ~~~"

I immediately squatted by the roadside and vomited! It's only a few days away from the 14th day of the sixth month of the lunar calendar. You're not sleeping at night and you're actually pretending to be a ghost on the street to scare people! This dog is too wicked!

Old Chicken saw my reaction and frowned slightly before returning to her most professional smile. She hadn't been in the market for a few days. If there was no business, Sister Old Chicken would very likely face the fate of sleeping under the bridge! However, she also knew that she was already old and could no longer be as brave as she was back then! Therefore, she wanted to take advantage of this little fatty in front of her, who looked pretty good in both appearance and wallet, to make a fortune when he was drunk. At that time, with her decades of experience, she might be able to get an extra income if she used all her skills!

Sister Chicken ignored my frightened eyes and walked in front of me. She looked at me and revealed her black and yellow teeth."Brother, are you wrong? I'll break your little chick!"

His stomach churned again, and he vomited blood and gastric juice once again! Fortunately, as the main character of this story, the author's dining hall brother won't let me die so early! At this time, under the author's arrangement, our dear Xixi finally appeared in time!

When he saw that I hadn't returned the cigarettes, he thought that something had happened to me, so he hurriedly came out to look for me. He happened to see the appalling scene just now! Fortunately, Renxi was not an ordinary person. He walked in front of Old Chicken Sister and lifted her chin with his finger. He also asked in a northeastern accent,"Big Sister, do you want to dig a hole? I'll smash your small coal mine!"

When Old Chicken heard that, he immediately agreed happily!

"According to the rules of the martial world, we'll pay first before doing anything!" OK?”

Unexpectedly, Sister Chicken replied with a true London accent,"“SURE~~THAT'S~~GOOD~~IDEA~~~!”

A gust of night wind blew once again, and Renxi and I felt a chill run down our spines! Even Renxi couldn't help but look at her sister's feet. If it wasn't for the fact that she still had a shadow, he would have thought that he had encountered a ghost!

After all, the encounter tonight was too strange and too evil!

Renxi swallowed a mouthful of saliva and mustered up his courage,""Okay, okay, okay. Since we're all compatriots, I'll charge you 3,000 Hong Kong dollars every 15 minutes! I'm telling you, don't give me too much. If you give me too much, I'll be angry with you!”

"What is it? Charging me three thousand Hong Kong dollars every fifteen minutes?”The older sister was immediately annoyed when she heard that. She grabbed Renxi's hand and said,"Motherf * cker, are you playing with me? I don't care. If you do it tonight, you have to pay. Otherwise, hehe! Don't blame me for being rude!"

At this moment, many passersby were attracted over. All of a sudden, the three of us became the main characters on the street! Although a big shot like me is the main character wherever I go, at this moment, I just want to find a hole to hide in. It was too embarrassing!

Ren Xi was also on fire at this moment! With the thought of perishing together, he roared bravely,""What do you want? Although you're so outstanding, there are rules in the industry. You have to find the overnight fee for tonight! Didn't he need to pay for a threesome? If you don't have money, don't learn to wear cheongsam and dress like a lady!”

The big sister was completely silenced after being scolded!

Renxi saw that the tactic was successful and continued to work hard. He covered his mouth and pretended to cry."Do you think it's easy for others to f * ck you? It's not like you don't know how dry your little coal mine is! Just the prelude alone made the two of us brothers busy for most of the night! Everyone, look, my brother insisted on using his tongue skills to make her feel comfortable. Even now, he's still feeling dizzy and nauseous because of the lack of oxygen for a long time! Everyone looked and vomited! Sob, sob. What's wrong? Do you think that sticking out your tongue isn't tiring?”

After hearing his words, the surrounding crowd immediately displayed the fine tradition of helping out when they saw injustice!

Someone said,"It's not easy for someone to throw their body out! Big Sis, if you're feeling good, you should at least give me some money to buy a bottle of Bai Lan's Essence of Chicken to nourish your body!”

Someone said,"What a good and dedicated duck brother!"”

Someone even said,"If you dare to go up against this kind of trash, you are definitely qualified to be called a little lewd worm!"”

"We brothers have also gone up to those that were a little worse!" Ren Xi cried as he replied.”

Everyone immediately looked at us with admiration!

Old Chicken knew that she had met a master tonight, so she could only run away dejectedly! Seeing that the female lead was gone, the audience dispersed! Thus, I was dragged back to continue drinking!

However, what we didn't expect was that danger was approaching us step by step!

As five vans stopped at the intersection, more than 30 tattooed men with watermelon knives walked out one after another!

Tonight's performance officially began!

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