The death of the two bodyguards did not stop Brother Lazy from fighting more and more bravely. Liu Mu responded with all his might and defended himself from head to toe!
Brother Lazy's heart was in a state of impatience after being unable to attack for a long time, so he used his full power, the Golden Snake Dance! Instantly, the shadow of his hand flew everywhere, so fast that it dazzled the eyes. It was as if countless poisonous snakes were biting their opponents from all directions!
The previous battle had proved that the Arrow Fist and Arrow Kick were not enough to break Brother Lazy's Protective Upstanding Qi. Liu Mu shouted and his legs were surrounded by lightning. Then, he jumped out of the encirclement of the Snake Shadow again. However, this time, Liu Mu's movement was as fast as lightning!
For Brother Lazy, he only saw a flash of blue lightning, and then he lost sight of Liu Mu!
After Liu Mu got rid of the danger, he did not rush to attack. Instead, he stood quietly behind his opponent and watched Brother Lazy looking for him.
After searching for a long time, Brother Lazy finally found Liu Mu behind him. Just as he was about to attack, he heard a long-lost conversation!
True Love, Hope, Courage
"We are the young ladies of the wind demon, stimulating the film market, changing the atmosphere of the city, and promoting the inner qualities of young people. We are the enemies of Superman, the favorite of young girls, the forever upright King Kong! We are the three most hot-blooded b * stards of the world!”
As soon as she finished speaking, three graceful figures appeared. Ah, no! It was a peerless figure that landed on the stage.
At this moment, Aren, the perverted demon, and I have arrived in time. At the same time, we have begun to set up our invincible array formation!
At the same time, we put on all kinds of poses that we thought were the most handsome and shouted-
"I'm the master of wet dreams who came and went with the wind--”
"I'm Huang Yinian, the tough guy who can make all the women in the world wet their skirts!”
"When you look at me, you will be shocked to find that 'handsome' can be so specific! He was the supporter of the Sky-lustful Hero and the underling of the Earth-cheap Tough Guy!! I'm Aren, Joseph!
"It's too perfect! We can finally set up this array formation perfectly for the first time! He was too excited! Why? Why? Why? Why? We're already so handsome, why are we still so perfect? Heavens! You're too unfair! "I want to cry, sob," the three of us thought at the same time.
" Ugh!" Liu Mu couldn't help but be shocked by our handsomeness. He squatted on the ground and vomited!
Brother Lazy is indeed a big shot who has been running around for many years. He can still hold on under our intimidating aura! However, the attentive us realized that this guy was actually strong on the outside but weak on the inside! Because at this moment, he was already dumbstruck and sweating profusely! Hmph hmph hmph, according to my analysis, he must have suffered a serious mental injury! It seemed that he was about to die!
In fact, Brother Lazy was indeed frightened! After all, this was the first time he had seen a few men shouting in front of him in real life, and he had goosebumps all over his body. The scariest thing was that these three idiots actually made a disgusting pose at the same time!
"At this moment, he really sympathizes with Liu Mu because they are in cahoots. They must have heard and seen a lot of things! It's really hard on that guy!" Brother Lazy was touched, but at the same time, he subconsciously glanced at Liu Mu from the corner of his eye!
"Wow! He was too handsome! It was simply a classic performance art! Brother Niannian, I beg you to take me in as your little brother! You're too talented in art!" Ren Xi dragged Ghost Axe and shouted excitedly with stars in his eyes.
I continued to pose without moving. I glanced at him and said,"Oh, do you know how to appreciate?"
"Boss, I'm willing to follow you forever!”Renxi knelt in front of us after saying that.
"Alright then! From today onwards, you are my little brother. If anyone bullies you, just report my name!”
Hearing my words, Renxi could no longer suppress the excitement in his heart. He cried with tears in his eyes,"Thank you, boss! Wuwuwu, stop me…I finally found you! Wuuu
"Good brother! This was youth! A passionate youth!" At this moment, the four of us knelt on the ground and hugged each other as we cried loudly!
"If you're sick, go see a doctor. Don't be disgusting here!”After saying that, Brother Lazy activated his martial arts and pounced towards us!
"Who dares…Aiya!" Before Aren could finish his sentence, he was the first to be sent flying by Brother Sloth.
The great perverted demon was even worse! His eyes were blinded by tears, and he was kicked in the butt before he could even see the figure clearly. He slid more than ten meters away like a hungry dog snatching poop!
Only Renxi and I managed to escape in time and escape! Brother Lazy did not spare him and pounced over fiercely again!
Renxi stood in front of me and said,"Boss, don't be afraid!" Wait for me!"
"Can you do it?"
"No problem! I can't hide anymore at this time. I can only use my ultimate move!”Renxi lowered his head and grabbed his left wrist.""Why? Why are you forcing me to use my ultimate move?"
"Unique skill? Brother Xixi, what kind of unique skill is so powerful?”
Renxi sneered,"South-Dou-Shui-Bird-Fist-!"!”
This Moment, I'm stunned!
Ren Xi put down the ghost axe and waved his hands, as if drawing countless hand shadows! In the end, he made a pose that he had seen countless times on television when he was young. Just as Brother Lazy rushed in front of him, he pointed his left index finger forward and shouted,"Nanto Waterbird Fist!"
Instantly, the entire world fell silent!
Renxi's index finger pointed at Brother Lazy's forehead. Renxi's face was pale as he said with cold sweat,"I, I have already pressed your fat granny's acupuncture point. You, you are already a dead person!”
Half a second later, Renxi's voice sounded again! He clenched his left hand again, but this time, he screamed,"Aiya ~ I'll screw you! Why is your brain so f * cking hard? My fingers! How am I supposed to pick my nose in the future? OH，SHIT~”
"You've f * cking watched too many cartoons. Go to kindergarten and eat sh * t!”Then, Brother Lazy's fist, which was as big as a clay pot, made Ren Xi enjoy the treatment of the pervert and Aren again! The only difference was that he could fly further to the west than Lun and the pervert combined!
"Nanto Suicho Fist? I still have the Realm King Fist! "Bah!" Brother Lazy said disdainfully as he looked in the direction that the man was flying towards.
I'm really speechless! Damn it, it's clearly the " Big Dipper Divine Fist ", but you're just calling it " Nanto Suicho Fist "! If you practice blindly without even knowing the name of the kung fu, you'll be lucky if you don't go berserk!
Not long after, the three of them, under the care of the author's dining hall brother, once again survived like cockroaches and returned to my side!
He had to admit that it was great to have the author take care of him! Because the four of us understood each other's thoughts with just a glance!
"Set up the formation!" As the boss, I gave the order, and the four of us set up a new "formation" this time!
" True Love!" the perverted demon shouted.
I said,"Hope."
"Courage," Alan said.
"Wisdom!" Renxi shouted.
" We're more popular than Zhou Xingxing, more humorous than Zhao Benshan, more popular and more famous than Little Shen Yang, and most importantly, we're bigger and longer than Tan Guanxi's penis. Any woman who sees us will be eager to take the initiative to give themselves to us. We're absolutely invincible-the four madmen of wind, rain, thunder, and lightning!
The obscenity demon imitated the movement of Seiya's transformation in Saint Seiya, waving his hands and shouting,""I'm the embodiment of heroes and chivalrous men, the charming and charming young cowherd Zeng Ming!”
I mimicked Masked Superman Rex's transformation.""I'm like dry wood that shines when it meets a raging fire; When wet firewood meets a small flame, the sultry demon Huang Yinian on a rainy night!”
Aren put on the posture of Gotten and Trakus in the Dragon Ball and said,"Every time a playboy meets a playboy, there will be a sexual riot. A heavyweight confrontation between the son-in-law of the Thunderous Cemetery, Alan and Joseph!
The most awesome one was still Renxi. He posed like a rabbit in Sailor Moon and said,"I am the embodiment of wisdom and beauty, the embodiment of heroism and chivalry. The little prince was loved by everyone, by cars, and by coffins!”
The four of us said in unison,"Today, we are going to punish evil on behalf of Yue Xingxing. We will replace all the lolis, young girls, young women, mature women, and 'old lotus'(very, very old women. According to the Cantonese, old lotuses can dispel wind) on Earth to eliminate you, the great cosmic monster that invaded Earth!”
" Puff!"" Puff!" Liu Mu fell to the ground again, feeling ashamed of his inferiority. He even vomited blood like how Tang Bohu faced Chuanxiang when he lit a mosquito coil! What surprised us the most was that even Brother Lazy had joined him this time. However, he was a little better than Liu Mu. He just squatted on the ground with a pale face and spat out a large mouthful of blood!
The four of us exclaimed in our hearts,"Heavens! It was just a small test, but it was actually more intimidating than before! It was even more perfect! So this was what art was! It's completely artistic!"
While Brother Sloth was vomiting blood, the four of us attacked at the same time! Allen, the perverted demon, and I used our lightness skills at the same time. Ren Xi stood on the spot, holding the Ghost Axe tightly with both hands and continuously injecting the Ghost Axe Divine Art's internal strength into the axe. Immediately, the Ghost Axe erupted with a bright blue light!
Although Brother Lazy's mind was severely injured, he did not lose his combat ability! The moment we moved, he gritted his teeth and used his trembling legs to stand up!
The three figures spun around him, and Brother Lazy shouted in anger, activating his tortoiseshell protective qi to defend with all his might!
The obscenity demon and Allen suddenly descended from the sky. The Wind God's Legs 'Lethal Gale Massacre' combined with the strongest move of the Nine Condor Seizes,'Overturning the Heavens and Overturning the Earth', which was driven by the fire force of the Red Refinement Divine Skill, doubled the power of the two ultimate moves!
The tortoiseshell qi gradually began to crack under the continuous attacks! However, under the constant urging of Brother Sloth's internal strength, the cracks on the tortoiseshell qi were quickly repaired!
I circled around Brother Lazy and watched as all the acupuncture points in his body were beaten up. There was actually no weak spot. I felt extremely depressed! However, my ultimate move has already been fully charged. My internal strength is full, to the point where I can't help but spit it out!
So what if he died? He could only take a gamble! In a flash, he appeared behind Brother Lazy!
"Teacher Kakashi's personal disciple, the essence of the Wooden Leaf Body Technique! A thousand years to kill!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the perverted demon seemed to recall the terrifying memories of the escape. His face turned ashen, and he screamed as he hugged his head and retreated from the battle crazily!
He buried his head into the sand like an ostrich, his entire body trembling! He kept muttering,"Don't stab me!" Don't stab me! Please don't stab me! Wuuu
Brother Lazy turned around and looked at me, his eyes revealing a look of fear. However, before he could even turn around, my two index and middle fingers, along with Wing Chun's Inch Force, entered his JU flower!
Then, he opened his index finger and middle finger and spun them left and right!
“OH~，YES~!”Brother Lazy's eyes looked up, and the tortoiseshell energy protecting his body instantly shattered!
Hahahaha, so this guy's weakness was hidden in the JU flower! So disgusting!
Ren Xi had also finished charging up his ultimate move, and he raised his axe and pounced forward! With the full power of Ghost Axe Divine Skill, Evil Spirit Reincarnation, Brother Lazy, whose weak spot was broken, was successfully split into two halves! A generation of underworld giants had become history!
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