I Don't Have Anyone To Pick Me Up Today
12. I have no one to pick me up today
After class, Zhao Yanyan and I were asked to stay behind by the old man. He explained the benefits of participating in the competition and how it could improve one's personal qualities. Most importantly, if one could get a place in the finals, they would get extra points for the college entrance examination. 'I'm fine.' Zhao Yanyan nodded in agreement. She had already been fooled by him.
"No one picked me up today." Zhao Yanyan said softly as they went downstairs.
When I heard this, I was immediately overjoyed. If I didn't have the memories of my previous life, I might not be able to understand the implications of this sentence, but if I still couldn't understand this hint now, I would be an idiot.
"Let me send you back." I said casually.
Zhao Yanyan blushed upon hearing that. She didn't say anything, but she didn't deny it either.
So we didn't say anything and walked side by side to the station. In the end, I was the first to break the situation. I said to Zhao Yanyan,"What car?"
"Line 6." Zhao Yanyan whispered.
Perhaps it was because it was her first time being with a guy, Zhao Yanyan was very nervous. So I said,"Let me tell you a joke."”
In my previous life, I read on the internet that when two people are together, if one party doesn't talk, the other party will keep looking for topics to talk about. The best way to get close to two people is to tell jokes. As long as the atmosphere is lively, the relationship between the two people will naturally be harmonious.
Zhao Yanyan nodded.
So I said," A bear and a rabbit were pooping in the forest. Doesn't it matter if your feces stick to your hair? The rabbit replied, It doesn't matter. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit."
Zhao Yanyan covered her mouth after hearing that. She wanted to laugh, but she tried her best to hold it in, and her face turned red. After a long while, he finally recovered and said to me,"Where did you hear this joke from? It's disgusting.”
"Disgusting, yet you're still laughing so hard.”I said.
"Who's laughing? I'm not laughing at all.”Zhao Yanyan said calmly.
I reached under her arm and said,"You still dare to deny it? Let's see if you'll laugh this time!”
Zhao Yanyan quickly dodged to the side, but she was caught by my fingers. Zhao Yanyan burst into laughter.
Suddenly, Zhao Yanyan stopped laughing and looked at me with a red face. After holding it in for a long time, she whispered,"Take it away!"
"What?" I was baffled. However, I immediately felt that my right hand was grabbing something soft. What was this? I subconsciously pinched it.
"Aiya, you're still pinching!" Zhao Yanyan shouted in exasperation.
It was only then that I realized that my right hand was on Zhao Yanyan's soft chest. She wasn't wearing a bra. I laughed dryly and moved my hand away.
For a moment, the two of us fell into an awkward situation and did not speak to each other. A six-lane car stopped beside us and drove away.
"Are you angry?" I asked.”
Zhao Yanyan shook her head.
"I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it.”I said.
Zhao Yanyan nodded and said softly,"I know."
(Passerby A: He definitely did it on purpose, I can testify!)）
(Passerby B: This young man doesn't look that dirty. However, there's no telling what he's thinking.）
It seemed that she was not angry! I said happily in my heart. So should I take advantage of the victory to pursue or plan ahead? The two thoughts in my mind were fighting fiercely.
Zhao Yanyan didn't know that I was in the middle of a fight. She saw my expression and thought that I didn't believe her. She gently grabbed my hand and said,"Liu Lei, I'm really not angry. If you don't believe me, you can touch it again.”After saying that, I pressed my hand on her chest again.
I never dreamed that Zhao Yanyan would do something so bold. Could it be that this little girl cares about me so much? However, I still quickly pulled my hand away. Although I really wanted to continue touching her, I would really become a pervert if I did that. After all, we were on the street.
Zhao Yanyan also felt that she had been too agitated. It was all Liu Lei's fault. She was so hot-headed that she did something so awkward. Would he think that she was being too casual?
"Yanyan, it's all my fault." I quickly said to Zhao Yanyan. Why don't I tell you another joke?”I deliberately omitted the word 'Zhao'.
Zhao Yanyan didn't seem to mind me calling her that."I don't want to listen to your disgusting jokes.”
"Then I'll tell you something that's not disgusting." I said.
"Alright then, tell me another one.”
So I said," Once upon a time, there was a fool. When others asked him anything, he would say that he didn't have it. When others asked him if he had eaten? He said no. Did someone ask him if he was asleep? He also said no." At this point, I deliberately paused and suddenly asked,"Hey, have you heard this joke before?”
"No, I haven't." Zhao Yanyan shook her head. Suddenly, she thought of something and punched me with her small fists. She said angrily,"Liu Lei, you're so bad! You called him a fool!"
**** Here comes the dividing line again ***
In a red flag car in the distance, a middle-aged man in his thirties anxiously took out a motorola gc87c mobile phone. This was the first generation of digital sm mobile phone listed in Z country, and very few people could afford it. In 1994, being able to use such a phone was a symbol of status.
The middle-aged man made a call.”
The person called Director Zhao asked,""Old Gao, have you seen Yan Yan?”
"I saw Miss, but she was with a boy."”
"Old Gao, didn't you say that Yan Yan usually ignores male students in school?" Director Zhao asked. Actually, there was nothing to make a fuss about. Weren't they just talking a little?”
"But, but President Zhao, it's different this time. Their relationship seems to be very close!"”
"Intimate?" Director Zhao asked in surprise. How is it intimate?"
"I saw Miss-Miss, she grabbed the boy's hand and put it-put it-"
"What? Tell me quickly!" Director Zhao said anxiously.”
Old Gao organized his words for a long time and finally made up his mind."Put it on your breasts!"
"What are you talking about?" Director Zhao didn't understand. What breasts! "How many times have I told you to speak more elegantly? You just won't change-" But Director Zhao immediately reacted and shouted,"Old Gao, what did you say? Yan Yan allowed that kid to touch her breasts?？”
"Yes, I saw it with my own eyes," Gao said quickly.”
Director Zhao was silent for a long time on the other end of the phone. Finally, he said,"Forget it. Old Gao, don't disturb them first. Then report back to me."
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