An Unexpected Rebirth
2. Unexpected Rebirth
I won't be able to hear Zhao Yanyan's words because I'll be dead by then.
When I woke up again, I found myself standing in a hall. It was just like the imperial palace hall in the Qing Dynasty dramas that were often seen on television, but it also had a bit of gloominess.
In front of me, there was an old man who looked very humorous and thought he was very dignified. Beside him stood two people who looked like judges. There was a large plaque above the three of them, with three large words written on it-Yama's Palace.
Damn it, it can't be that funny, right? My first reaction was to wonder if this was a TV series? Looking at this scene, it was probably a horror movie, but why did the three of them look like they were dressed in a comedy? I can't help but sigh. There are too many third-rate directors these days!
Just as I was letting my imagination run wild, the funny old man in the middle slammed the table and roared,"Who's down there? Why aren't you kneeling when you see me?”
I was stunned. Did she think I was an extra? "Hey, old man, you've got the wrong person, haven't you?" I don't want to act on television!"
When the three of them heard what I said, they were also stunned. Beside them, Judge A muttered to himself,"F * ck, is there something wrong with this person's brain?”
Judge B also took out the Life and Death Book to check, but after checking for a long time, he did not find anything. So he asked curiously,"That's not right. There's no one dying at this hour. Who's that down there?”
The funny old man slammed the table again and said,""The person down there, you're already dead! Hurry up and tell me your name so that I can arrange your reincarnation!”
Am I dead? How did I die? Suddenly, I remembered that I was indeed dead. I came here after I drank too much at Zhao Yanyan's wedding.
Looks like I'm really dead. Damn it, he was really a failure in this life. He had only struggled for the first half of his life, but in the end, he died before he could taste love. At this moment, I thought of a classic line from a very old movie: There was once a sincere relationship in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. It was only when I lost it that I regretted it. The most painful thing in life is this. If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to that girl,"I love you." If there was a time limit before this love, I hope it would be: Ten thousand years.
Just now, that brother Hades seemed to have told me that I can still reincarnate? That means I still have a chance to enjoy love. F * ck, I won't let go of any woman I love in my next life! I thought resentfully.
So I said to the King of Hell,"Brother King of Hell, my name is Liu Lei. Hurry up and think of a way to arrange for me to reincarnate!"”
"Get lost!" King Yama said angrily. Who the f * ck is your brother? I'm older than your ancestor!”
My years of experience in the business world had taught me how to flatter people. I knew that if I wanted the King of Hell to arrange for me to be reincarnated into a good family, I had to flatter this old man. "I'm saying that your brother looks young and radiant. He's practically a handsome man of the new century!"”
When King Yama heard what I said, he immediately smiled and asked Judge A with his wrinkled face,""Do I really look that young?”
Judge A was probably used to flattering him, so he said without thinking,""Congratulations, King of Hell. You're simply the best among ghosts, super handsome and invincible!”
King Yama was so happy that he laughed and said to me amiably,"That Liu Lei, this king will acknowledge you as my younger brother! Brother, don't worry, I'll definitely arrange a good family for you!”
I quickly thanked him. My heart was filled with joy. His evil scheme had succeeded!
"Hurry up and check my brother's birth characters!" King Yama said to Judge B.”
Judge B checked for a while, and an incredulous expression appeared on his face. He said in surprise,"King Yama, look, your godbrother has a lifespan of 180 years. It's impossible for him to die now!”
When King Yama heard this, he quickly took the Life and Death Book with a solemn expression. After reading it for a long time, he gritted his teeth and slammed the table. He shouted outside the hall,"F * ck, which blind brat brought my brother back?”
After a while, a little ghost came in trembling and fell to the ground when he saw King Yama."Please calm down, King of Hell. I, I only passed by the hospital occasionally. I saw this kid, no, your brother was about to die, so I caught him and brought him back!”
What? When I heard that I was caught by mistake, I was really speechless. I'm simply too unlucky. I thought that this kind of thing would only happen in the world of the living. I didn't expect the officialdom in the netherworld to be so dark.
"F * ck your blind mother! You're actually looking for trouble for me!" King Yama said angrily. The Book of Life and Death clearly said that my brother would have a calamity, but it didn't say that he would die! Someone, throw him into the oil pot and burn him to death. He will never be able to reincarnate!”
A few yakshas arrived in an instant and took the little ghost away.
I wasn't interested in the life or death of that little brat. I just wanted to be reincarnated as soon as possible."Brother, can you arrange for me to reincarnate first?”
Hell King said to me with a bitter face,"Brother, it's not that I don't want to arrange it for you. It's just that you were caught by that blind b * stard before your life was over, so... Sigh, I had no choice!”
My heart instantly turned cold, but I still asked unwillingly,"But I'm not the only one who dies in accidents every year, right? What about them?"
"Those people?" Hades replied. They were all lonely ghosts wandering around in hell every day. When their lifespans were over, they would reincarnate!”
I still didn't give up." Since I was caught by mistake, can you send my soul back into my body?"”
King Yama looked at me sympathetically."Brother, let me ask you something. When you were alive, did you sign an organ donation agreement after death?”
"Why did you suddenly bring this up?" I asked, nodding.”
Hell King shook his head and said with pity," I really want to send you back. But now, your heart, kidney, corneas, and eyes have already been replaced by someone else. I guess the rest of the body has already been dissected by the medical students."
Looks like I'm not just unlucky! Am I destined to wander in hell for another hundred years?
At this moment, Judge B suddenly thought of something and leaned against King Yama's ear, underestimating him for a long time. "That's right!" King Yama slapped his thigh and shouted. ***,How could I have forgotten about this? Brother, do you want to be reborn?"
"Reborn?" I thought to myself. I was no stranger to this term. There were many such topics in online novels.
Hades thought I didn't understand, so he explained,"" This rebirth is to let your soul return to your past body-"
I waved my hand." I understand the meaning of rebirth. Does that mean that everyone who has yet to die can choose to be reborn?"”
King Yama shook his head." That's right. Hell has a quota for this rebirth. There's only one in a thousand years. I originally wanted to sell this quota for a high price, but since you're my brother, I'll give this quota to you! I don't lack money anyway."
There was only one spot every thousand years? Wouldn't that be quite precious? It seems that I've made the right decision to recognize King Yama as my brother! I heard that people who are reborn have some special abilities. Can I have them too? So I asked with a thick face,"Brother, will I have some special abilities after my rebirth?"”
" Well," Hell King thought for a moment and said,""I don't have the authority to make the decision. If you really want to have a superpower, I can help you apply to the higher-ups, but it might take a little longer!”
"How long?" I asked immediately.”
Hell King thought for a moment and said," The application for the special ability of the person who was reborn last time was just approved yesterday. I guess it will be faster this time. It will only be a few hundred years!"”
Damn, a few hundred years? "Then did this person have a superpower?" I asked quickly.”
" Possess my ass," Hell King said." That person is already f * cking dead, and he's been depressed for the rest of his life. Before he died, he shouted,'When can I have a superpower?'"”
F * ck, I think I should forget about it. So I quickly waved my hand and said,"Brother, I'll just be like this. I don't want any special abilities!”
"But I can give you a cell phone. If you need my help in the future, you can call me anytime!" King Yama smiled.”
A phone? "Can I call you when I return to the world of the living?" I asked.”
Hades nodded affirmatively." Of course. This was just developed by Thomas and Bell. Oh, I forgot to tell you. Thomas is currently the chief scientist of our Hades Technology Co., Ltd.”
Judge B came over and handed me an exquisite jade pendant. I asked curiously,"This thing can make a phone call?"
" Of course," King Yama said proudly." It's through telepathy. When you miss me, you can communicate spiritually with me." This is the latest generation of products for you. It uses high-efficiency energy at night. Just like the solar energy in the Yang Realm, this one can automatically replenish its energy when placed in a dark place.”
I decided to believe the new cell phone that Brother Yama was bragging about. I carefully hung it around my neck.
King Yama said to me," Alright, it's almost time. Judge A, go and send my brother back."”
F * ck, this guy is really called Judge A.
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