She woke up at 6 am. Oh right, today was the Chuunin exam! Eh? Why is there a note on my sword? My dear Ling and Luo Yuchen, since everything is going too smoothly for you two, I'll take a look at it. Therefore, I have decided to confiscate your sword ninjutsu and only keep the chakra. Take care of yourselves. By the handsome Samsara God.
Uh…Do I know the Samsara God? Could it be that old man? He's so handsome, I'm spitting rice! I casually picked up the sword and waved it twice. As expected, there was no effect. "Xiaoling, bad news!" Cheng rushed into my room with his sword. "Tsk, isn't it just a problem with the sword? Here you go!" I threw the note into Cheng's arms.
Cheng looked at me and blushed. She turned away. I looked at my body and saw that I was still wearing pajamas. The clothes around my neck were loose, exposing a large part of my skin. I kicked Cheng out of the room."Get lost!"
40 minutes later, Cheng, Bai, and I stood in front of Uchiha's house. Sasuke had already left. The autumn wind is blowing, why do I think of the saying," Once a hero leaves, he will never return "? I trembled and followed them to the examination venue. " Xiaoling," Cheng grumbled," why do you still have to carry a sword?!"”"Idiot, why are you talking so much nonsense! Right, we should give him a name. Mine is called Ice, and yours is called Blazing. How about it?”
" This isn't Jin Yong's wuxia novel!" Cheng and Bai said in unison.”"Alright! Just like that! Please, you're not nearsighted!" I took off Cheng's glasses. " This is just a little disguise!" Cheng laughed.”I lost Cheng's glasses and lamented the injustice of the world! Why was he so handsome? I'm the main character, and I'm so ordinary!
"We're here!" Looking at the four-story building in front of me, which was not very grand but very serious, I resolutely walked in. Coincidentally, the two Muye Ninjas on the second floor were making things difficult for Ning Ci and the others. Didn't they see that it was an illusion? " We're not here to watch the show," said Cheng Zui." We're here to create a butterfly effect!"”Oh, right!
I walked over to the two Leaf Ninjas and said,""Please, uncles, this is the second floor. Using such a low-level illusion!" In the silence, everyone looked at our Red Bean Class. Cheng and Bai pretended not to know me. One of the ninjas said angrily,""Brat, are you looking for death? I'm not married yet!"
I laughed. Don't tell me I'm calling you 'grandpa'?" After saying that, he made a face. Cheng and Bai held their foreheads and muttered, I don't know her, I don't know her…
The two ninjas were so angry that one of them kicked at me. I was about to attack. Unexpectedly, Sasuke helped me kick the ninja away. "Hey! I haven't made a move yet!" I was exasperated.
Sasuke: " Idiot, don't fight!”"Tsk!" I turned my head and saw Naruto and Sakura. "Hi, Xiaoling!" Naruto smiled. Xiao Ying was still cold. The two ninjas had already dispelled the illusion. Sasuke was going to fight the ninja again. Tsk! He wanted to fight too! The two of them kicked each other, and Li stepped forward to block them. Everyone was shocked.
"Hey, this is different from what we agreed on." You were the one who said you didn't want to attract attention. Also, why are you here?" Ning Ci looked at me. I crossed my arms.”"Qiuling," said Li He Tiantian with a smile.
Li looked at Xiao Ying and blushed. Tian Tian shook her head helplessly. Lee walked towards Sakura." My name is Rock Lee. You're Sakura, right?" Please date me. I will protect you until I die.”Sakura was speechless." Absolutely not…Your eyebrows are too thick…" Everyone was confused. Cheng, Bai, and I were laughing secretly. "Hey, what's your name?"”Naruto's eyes were on fire. "If you want to ask for someone else's name, you should first report your own name.”"You're a newcomer, right? How old are you?”"I have no obligation to answer you." "What?!" "Sasuke, Naruto, let's go!" Sakura said.”
Then, I tied the forehead protector to my forehead and smiled."It's time to register!" Cheng and Bai smiled confidently." I must be a burden, even if I'm the main character…Forget it, forget it, I'm going to take the exam!"”
The assembly point of the examination hall-Wow! So many people! But why did these guys like to act cool so much?
The hot-tempered Ino leaned against the wall and pondered. The gentle Hatata also had a serious expression on her face. There was also that oily girl Shino. It was hard not to be scared. Bai and Cheng also stopped smiling. The examination hall exuded a terrifying aura. There were also different kinds of forehead protectors. There were wooden leaves, sand ninjas, grass ninjas, air ninjas, and even the cloud ninjas of the Thunder Country.
Sigh, hehe, it's Dou ~~~ I walked to Dou's side and whispered,""Senior Dou?" Dou swallowed his saliva when he heard the playful words."Yes." "Senior Dou is so silly!" Dou was stunned. "Sigh, you've already been played by her." Cheng sighed with a smile. Dou's mouth twitched, and his eyes were burning with fire.
He turned his head and saw that it was Orochimaru, the homosexual disguised as a grass ninja! (Xiu explained,"Orochimaru is called 'homosexual' because he craves Sasuke's body. It's very torturous!”）F * ck! Muye's brain was like a pig's! Can't you tell with such a bad disguise?
The door was opened again, and Sasuke and the others walked in. Everyone's eyes were on them. Ino suddenly lay on Sasuke's back.""I haven't seen Sasuke in a long time, and I'm so excited!”Sasuke stared at her speechlessly. Sakura and Ino started quarreling, followed by Shikamaru, Juji, Hatata, Ya, and Shino.
"Hey, can you guys be quiet?" Dou walked over. You must be the nine newcomers who just graduated from school.”Uh…he actually ignored my existence! "Headmaster ~" I emitted a cold aura. Dou trembled and glanced at me."May I help you?" "Is the snake here?" "Hehe, what are you talking about?" Dou muttered in his heart.
"It's a big snake." I whispered. "Ah?" Dou immediately distanced himself from me.”"If you don't know, who does?" "I don't know the person you're talking about." "Eh? Did I say that Orochi was a human? You said it yourself!" "When did I say that!" Dou was going crazy. "You said it yourself. If you don't believe me, you can go to hell.”"Alright, then I'll die!" Dou roared.
Uh…Time stopped. Almost everyone heard this sentence. " Hahaha…That idiot said he wanted to die!”All the mockery rushed towards him. The Twelve Roaches, Cheng, and Bai were also trying not to laugh. Dou was petrified. It was obvious that I had tricked him once again…Dou immediately fled, so he didn't explain the plot to them. However, he glared at me fiercely.
At this time, Mori Ibiki appeared (go and read the plot) and started talking nonsense. "Let the exam begin!" he finally shouted.
I sat in front of my pocket and spun my pen in boredom. I didn't know these questions at all! Suddenly, I laughed sinisterly and felt a chill in my pocket. I scribbled on the paper,"I don't know how to!"!!”I felt the people around me twitch a few times, and my pockets. Sigh, sleep ~
Half an hour later, more than half of them had left. After waiting for another ten minutes, Ibi Xi said a lot more. Some more people left, and Naruto said something else. "Then I announce that everyone here has passed the first round of the examination!”Everyone was stunned. I yawned as I listened to Ibi Xi.
Suddenly, the window was broken and Red Bean appeared. She went on and on, these people were all middle-aged women! Before Red Bean left, she didn't forget to say,"Everyone in Red Bean Class, continue charging!"”"Yes, sir!" Me, Cheng, and Bai said lazily. Red Bean pursed her lips and left.
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Ibi Xi started to collect the papers. When she saw mine, her eyes narrowed."I've been sleeping like my companions during the exam, as if I can predict it. I have to report it to Lord Naruto as soon as possible. However, this guy was really arrogant!”Ibi Xi looked at the words on my paper and sighed.
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