The October sky always gave people an unexpected sense of comfort. The sun was high in the sky, but it was not very hot. However, the security guard frowned and his nose twitched slightly. Then, he looked around and frowned even more. Smile, then
He fixed his gaze on Tang Chen's slightly handsome but completely covered face. Then, he quickly took a step back and said with a little anger,"You... you're not even close. Are you a fisherman from Hong Kong?"
Tang Chen was puzzled. He endured the pungent smell and said in a low voice,"I'm from Huahai City! He's not from Hong Kong."
"How is that possible?" The security guard frowned and shouted in disbelief,"Then why do you smell like fish and athlete's foot? You're not from Hong Kong?”
F * ck, this guy was too good at bullshitting. How could this work? Tang Chen really wanted to go up and punch the security guard twice. He could suppress it later. He had to keep a low profile now.
" I…" Tang Chen was about to explain to the security guard, but I suddenly remembered a paper bag in my bag and hurriedly took it out. Then, he handed it to the security guard. However, the security guard seemed to have seen a plague. He covered his nose and waited for Tang Chen to advance.
Every step he took, he took a step back. They looked like a man and a woman who wanted to have sex.
Unexpectedly, the security guard did not retreat. Instead, he took the file from Tang Chen's hand with one hand and glanced at Tang Chen's virginity again as if he was raping her. He raped Tang Chenyi again.
It was convenient. He threw the folder to Tang Chen. He turned around and left Tang Chen with a back view that he thought was very handsome. He said,"According to the rules, you will be fined 100 yuan for being late. Since this is your first offense, I won't pursue it this time.”After saying that, he went to open the door remotely.
However, at this moment, a gust of wind blew behind him. Tang Chen hurriedly dodged to the side and looked at the person in the red Ferrari roadster in confusion.
"There is a beauty in the north, peerless and independent. She can topple a city with a glance and then topple a country. I don't know that it's hard to find a beauty that can topple a city and a country." From Li Yannian's poem. It gave rise to a very famous word to describe beautiful women-- "One point is too much
Long, minus one point, it would be too short. The description was just right. There could not be any changes, or it would not be perfect. From Song Yu's "Lecher's Lust Fu":" The boss has a son. If you add one point, it will be too long. If you subtract one point, it will be too short. If you add powder, it will be too white. If you add vermilion, it will be too red."
Tang Chen couldn't help but think of a sentence that described a woman's appearance in an ancient book he had memorized at home. Perhaps that was the case! Then, he curled his lips. A few grains of sand entered his mouth. I spat out a mouthful of saliva. But unfortunately,
It was blown away by the wind and landed on the face of one of the two girls in the red sports car beside him.
" Ah!" She had a head of wine-colored fluffy long hair that gently curled on her shoulders. Her face was oval-shaped, and she was a little thin. Her skin was white and tender, and she was wearing a spaghetti t-shirt. The black spaghetti straps were tied into a beautiful bow.
He placed it on his neck.
After being stunned for two seconds, the girl suddenly screamed. His hands were like hammers, waving wildly.
Tang Chen was stunned, and his expression changed! He knew that he had caused trouble. Immediately, she wanted to turn around and slowly move toward the door.
"Stop right there!" A delicate shout exploded in Tang Chen's ears. Then, he heard a whistling sound. He frowned slightly, but he did not dodge. He felt a pain in his head and pounced forward.
Just as he was about to kiss the ground, Tang Chen's arms moved slightly and his palms pressed against the ground. That was why his proud face was not swollen from the kiss.
When Tang Chen was about to get up, he felt his body sink. A sharp object was pressed against his backpack. Although there was a bag between them, it still hurt a little.
"Hmph, you want to leave so badly? If I don't let you know why the flowers are so red today, my name won't be Lan Yier.”A voice that sounded like a furious lion's roar rang out. My entire body suddenly trembled, and red beans began to appear on my arms.
Bean. I'm sick. I have this disease.
I... I didn't do it on purpose." With both hands on the ground, Tang Chen muttered in a low voice. However, she was anxious. If this continued, she would probably have to go to the hospital. Just as Tang Chen was anxious, the person who made Tang Chen a little unhappy
The security guard said,"Miss Lan, this is the school gate." I hope you can forgive me and give this kid a chance! This kid was a local leopard, and he had a foul smell!”
"Hmph, I don't care if you're at the school gate or the principal's office. If I had a knife, I would definitely stab this bastard ten thousand times.”
Burr said awkwardly. Tang Chen felt even more awkward. Handsome, I farted.
"Ah, hooligan." Tang Chen cried out in surprise. Then, he felt the sharp object on his back disappear and his body became lighter. He hurriedly got up. He hurriedly took out a bottle from his backpack, then quickly poured out a few pills and swallowed them.
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Then, she took out a worn-out cup and opened the quilt. He was ready to drink. However, he was stunned. What cup was this? I took a closer look. What was Little Four doing? How did he get a cup of ketchup? Oh my god, I remember in my backpack
The other things in the bag couldn't help but shiver. Could the things in the backpack be so small?
Tang Chen put the bottle into his backpack helplessly and angrily as evidence. He decided that he would settle the score with Little Four tonight. At this moment, he turned his head around, ignoring the murderous gaze beside him.
F * ck, what was this? Tang Chen picked up a red baby from the ground. It was very hard. It was a red tiger. It was a work of art, but it was made of rubber.
"Bastard, what are you doing? Put down my little tiger." Immediately, the furious roar of the lion from before rang out again. Tang Chen turned his head and glanced at her, his entire body shivering. The red beans that had just gone down began to slowly spread up his arm.
I'm crying. What's going on?
The furious girl in front of him was wearing a beige T-shirt with straps, a pair of sand-washed blue and white jeans, and a pair of red high-heeled sandals. The sharp heel made Tang Chen's heart turn cold. Cold sweat broke out on his back. Feelings were just stepping on
What?
He was stunned for a moment before he threw the red rubber tiger on the ground. At this moment, the red bean on his arm slowly disappeared again.
"You…" Lan Yier was so angry that her eyes turned red. This bastard in front of her swallowed her saliva and even threw away her cutest tiger. Lan Yier's nose twitched, and tears slowly flowed out of her eyes. She burst into tears.
"Xiao Yi, what's wrong?" A delicate voice sounded, like a wisp of spring water in the spring, soft and lingering in Yang Chen's ear. His body paused slightly.
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