With a sudden shout, Wan Kang and Shi Gengyu trembled in shock.
"What are you doing?" Shi Gengyu asked.
"Entry and exit registration!" The guard's face was cold." Also, if you want to get out of the car, push it out before kicking it. This is polite!”
Wan Kang was incensed." Those residents who drive have to get out and push the cart when they enter and exit?”
"You!" The three security guards pointed at Wan Kang at the same time.”
Seeing this, Shi Gengyu quickly tried to smooth things over. He smiled and told the security guard that he was joking and that he should not take it seriously. At the same time, he pulled Wan Kang." Shut up!”
While they were being scolded, Wan Kang and Shi Gengyu walked out of the district's gate with a face covered in dust.
"Old Shi, this won't do. This is too much of a bully.”Wan Kang lay on the tricycle and patted Shi Gengyu's back." Stop, stop."”
"What are you doing?" Shi Gengyu said," Isn't that how life is? Endure it a little and give in a little. Everything will pass.”
"I agree with you." Wan Kang said," I really can't do anything to him. I have to endure it, but did you see that arrogant guard? He's not that arrogant.”
" That's not a doorman. It's a security guard." Shi Gengyu said," I understand that. He's from a security company. It's very formal.”
"No matter how formal you are, you have to respect people, right?”Wan Kang said," Old Shi, I can't stand this anger.”
"What are you going to do if you can't stand it?" Shi Gengyu said," Are you itching for a beating? Do you want someone to fix it?”
"Then don't worry about it." Wan Kang said," Old Shi, wait for me at the intersection in front."”
"Alright, what trouble did you cause? Let's go together.”Shi Gengyu was very worried.
"You old fart!" Wan Kang scolded again," Just leave quickly. I'll go find you later and buy lollipops."”
Old Shi saw that Wan Kang was indeed very serious, so he left. He felt that he should let Wan Kang suffer a little, or else he would not know the immensity of heaven and earth.
Wan Kang saw that Old Shi had left. He walked around the roadside green belt and picked up a fist-sized stone. Holding it in his hand, he walked to a place 30 meters away from the gate of the community and stood still.
The security guard found it funny but ignored it.
"You motherf * cker!" Wan Kang cursed loudly. If the security guards didn't move, he couldn't stay still.
The three security guards thought that they had heard wrongly and looked at each other in surprise. At this moment, they heard another sentence.
"You motherf * ckers!"
It was clear now! Such provocation infuriated the three security guards!
“***!”The security guard, who thought he could kill Wan Kang with a rubber baton, rushed out." I'll twist your head off!”
"Your mother is bragging!”Wan Kang was still very calm as he repeated his curses.
The security guard who rushed out almost fainted. He had never seen anyone who dared to cause trouble like this. When they were seven to eight meters away, the security guards were ready to raise the rubber baton. At this moment, Wan Kang turned around and ran. How could the security guard give up? Naturally, he followed with all his might.
This was the time when security was the most lax. Wan Kang suddenly turned around and threw the stone away.
With a dull thud, it hit him right in the face. The security guard didn't even have time to scream or cover his face before he fell to the ground without a word. Wan Kang looked at the other two security guards who were waiting in the duty room to watch the joke and immediately ran back. He bent down to pick up the stone and knocked two stones on the knees of the security guard who had fallen to the ground with blood all over his face.
The two dumbfounded security guards finally came back to their senses and rushed out while howling. By the time they arrived at the security guard's side, Wan Kang had already run far away.
"Hey!" When Wan Kang found Shi Gengyu, his face was full of excitement." Old Shi, I've vented my anger!”
"Ah?" Old Shi, who was smoking a cigarette, was dumbfounded." How, how did you solve it?”
"I smashed it with a rock." Wan Kang's eyebrows trembled." Damn dog, you should be beaten up if you look down on others."”
"Oh, there's such a thing?" Shi Gengyu only came back to his senses after a long time." Is it serious?”
"It's not serious. It's just a little blood." Wan Kang said," Let's not talk about this. Hurry up and do something important. Appraisal that hundred-yuan bill."”
"Alright." Shi Gengyu didn't think too much about Wan Kang. The authenticity of the hundred-yuan bill had been bothering him." Are you really buying a lollipop?”
"Can't I? Too much?" Wan Kang said," But there doesn't seem to be anything cheaper.”
"That's not what you meant." Shi Gengyu shook his head and said," Then what's the meaning of buying a lollipop with 100 yuan? The shop owner is not to be trifled with. He's not as careless as us. The shop owner might see through it immediately.”
"Oh, then, then do you want to buy cigarettes?”Wan Kang also thought of this.
"Yes, cigarettes are fine." Shi Gengyu said," A bumper harvest?"
"That won't do. It's only 180 cents. People will still be suspicious.”Wan Kang said," Liqun, I think. Eight yuan."”
"That's expensive!" Shi Gengyu said," Three yuan or five yuan is fine too.”
"Don't count the small amount. As long as the money is real, it's worth it to buy the Yellow Crane Tower at twenty!”
The two of them came to a small tobacco and alcohol shop. They pretended to be calm and held out a hundred yuan bill." Take a box of eight yuan worth of Liqun," Wan Kang said. Who knew that the shopkeeper didn't even look at it. The note only passed through his hand for a moment before it went into the money box.
At this moment, Wan Kang was relieved. It seemed that the money was not fake. Shi Gengyu was filled with regret. Since the money was real, he shouldn't have bought eight yuan worth of Liqun.
"I'll smoke." A few minutes later, Wan Kang advised Shi Gengyu with a cigarette in his mouth," It's all an accident. Why are you so sad?"”
Shi Gengyu looked at Wan Kang, who was slapping like a god. In the end, he still couldn't hold it in. He had originally been angry and didn't want to smoke. "It's a good cigarette after all. It's easy to smoke!" After Shi Gengyu lit it, he took a puff with relish." It's just a little bland and not strong enough.”
"What do you know? This is called class." Wan Kang smiled." A good cigarette is peaceful when smoked.”
Shi Gengyu didn't care what Wan Kang said. He started talking about money." Little Wan Kang, there's ninety-two yuan left. You can take fifty. How about that?"”
"Why?" Wan Kang tilted his head to look and spat out a mouthful of smoke.
"You used a lot of strength." Shi Gengyu smiled.
"Old bastard!" Wan Kang blew out a puff of smoke on Shi Gengyu's face." Do you blame me for scolding you? The money isn't divided like this. It's still the same old rules. You take the big head, or I'll scold you!”
"Hehe, we'll talk about it later. Also, pack up the liqun cigarettes and smoke them. It's a waste for me to smoke them.”Shi Gengyu laughed foolishly." Also, I don't want to criticize you, but you're too talkative and you curse too much. It's not nice to hear.”
"I haven't scolded you yet." Wan Kang chuckled." I can only rely on scolding to calm my emotions, or I'll make a move. In comparison, it was more civilized to open his mouth and curse.”
"What are you talking about?" Shi Gengyu said," We must be civilized. We've been taught since we were young that we must be passionate about beauty and love. This is one of the rules.”
"Old Shi, the environment doesn't allow us to be civilized people.”Wan Kang said emotionally," Civilized people suffer! Let's not talk about anything else, just you. You're hardworking, hardworking, and aloof from the world. How civilized! But you are still a rickshaw driver in the end. As for those who were slippery and committed crimes, they were all fat!”
"What you said doesn't make sense." Shi Gengyu shook his head." Civilization isn't what you understand. Being civilized is just a small aspect of being human. There's no need to judge it.”
"Hehe, Old Shi, you're not muddle-headed. You're quite theoretical!”Wan Kang said," Alright, let's not talk about those reasons. Let's do something more affordable. Hurry back to Hou Street and try to get two more orders today!"”
Shi Gengyu was happy to hear this. He happily rode the three-wheeled motorcycle and carried Wan Kang away.
However, Shi Gengyu's words on the way almost messed up the process. Shi Gengyu told Wan Kang that the woman who bought Simmons seemed to be interested in him. Wan Kang was extremely excited when he heard that. He slapped Shi Gengyu and wanted to stop the car.
"What are you doing?" Shi Gengyu asked as he rubbed his numb back.
"Go back, go back and find that woman!”Wan Kang stood in the car and danced around." I'll go find her and do something good!”
Shi Gengyu laughed out loud when he heard that." Little Wan Kang, you haven't slept with a woman yet, right?!"”
"Countless times!" Wan Kang despised Shi Gengyu for saying this.
Wan Kang's tone made Shi Gengyu look at him in a different light." Yo, I didn't know that you had such a thing!”
"Hehe." Wan Kang shrunk his neck and laughed." I've always wanted to. I've always wanted beautiful women. Haven't I done it countless times?!"”
"You, you!" Shi Gengyu laughed so hard that his shoulders drooped. He turned around and pointed at Wan Kang." You rascal, no wonder you couldn't get into university. You think about that every day. What else can you learn?"”
"Old Shi, that's not what you're saying. My results are okay. They're not too bad. It's just that I made a mistake on the answer sheet. Otherwise, I could have gotten a specialization.”Wan Kang lost his spirit." Sigh, this is also karma. I've watched too many erotic videos. Whenever I see a woman, I think of all kinds of tricks to do things. I turn around, I move around, you go down, I go up, I go down, I go back, front, back, left, right, I don't miss a single position, not to mention standing, kneeling, sitting, lying down, sigh, there are countless of them!”
Shi Gengyu's eyes widened as he listened. He only closed his mouth after a long time." What are you doing? There are so many flowers. It's too much trouble."”
"It's all for fun!" Wan Kang pinched Shi Gengyu's shoulder." Old Shi, when I become rich, please have some fun too. I guarantee you'll be so happy that you can't even open your eyes!"”
"No, no, that won't do." Shi Gengyu shook his head." It's embarrassing. It's too embarrassing."”
"Shame on you!" Wan Kang smiled." It's a normal business. This is also taking care of other people's business.”
"Alright, let's not talk about this. I'm an old man talking nonsense with your little brother!”Shi Gengyu bent over and started the car.
Wan Kang still wouldn't let him go. No matter how old he was, he was still a man. Wan Kang looked over from the side and laughed out loud." Yo, you have a reaction too!”
Shi Gengyu subconsciously covered his lower body with one hand." Nonsense, you're talking nonsense.”
He couldn't joke too much. It wouldn't be good if he hurt someone. Wan Kang sat down and leaned against the edge of the tricycle. He took out Liqun and lit a cigarette. He only cared about laughing.
When they returned to Hou Street, Wan Kang felt that the atmosphere was not right. The other tricycle drivers looked at them with a gloating expression. Shi Gengyu also felt it. He asked Wan Kang for the box of liqun and spread out in a row." Is there anything wrong?"”
For the sake of a liqun cigarette, the tricycle driver said," Someone was looking for trouble.
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