The noon sun was burning the earth. The sky was very blue, and the leaves revealed specks of light. There was no wind, only the sound of cicadas mixed with the smell of grass. Tian Chen and Zhi Qiang came to the tree.
"I don't know how to climb trees, do you?"
Tian Chen asked.
"I don't know either. I've never learned it."
"Then why did you say take it off? How?"
"This…[Zhiqiang thought for a moment.] Let's take a bamboo pole and stab him down!”
"Won't he fall to his death? No, it's too cruel."
"It has been more than a month since it built its nest, laid its eggs, and floated.”
"Maybe these two birds are infertile?" Zhi Qiang laughed. This illness is too serious now."
"Birds can become infertile? Never heard of him. Which teacher taught you that?”
"I'm self-taught, ha…the security department is here, let's go.”
The security guard who was patrolling at noon was called 'Pig Slaughter'. He used to kill pigs for a living. His belly looked like a woman who was pregnant for ten months. Unfortunately, he did not give birth for a few months in school. Later, when someone mentioned his belly, they shook their heads secretly and said,"The fetus died in the womb!"
He could only immerse himself in pain when faced with a stillborn child. He looked like he had sold pork without paying. He walked like a penguin, swaying left and right.
The other was called Irrational Head, who used to be a hairdresser. He was so skinny that he was only skin and bones.
When these two people walked together, it made people worried. One was too fat, and the other was too thin. Even the five thousand years of Chinese culture could not be compared.
The most direct way to look at it was that it felt especially twisted. It was like comparing the beauty of a monkey and a gorilla. They were neck and neck.
The security department of the school was a part-time job. The butcher would occasionally kill a few pigs to sell. He did not have any main or secondary jobs because he did not have the divine power of Stephen Zhou. He could go around the world with a kitchen knife, while he was a belly that could walk the campus. His alcohol tolerance could also be called a wine god. He did not have any other strengths, but he had great strength and could eat!
The school's meals were all paid for, and there was no limit to the amount of food you could eat. You could buy as much as you could eat. If there were more people like this in the school, the restaurant would close down.
The other 'unreasonable head' would definitely be scared out of her wits if the old lady saw him. It was as if the clothes were standing on a pole.
He had opened a small barbershop at the school gate. The school rules stated that students were not allowed to keep their hair, dye their hair, or perm their hair. If they had followed the rules, his barbershop would have been closed long ago.
The rules were just a slogan and had no practical meaning.
It was just like an internet cafe. Outside, there was a sign saying,"No underage entry. Report phone number *****"
If all the people inside were underage, the owner of the internet cafe would be like a state-owned enterprise, walking on a difficult and lazy road.
Therefore, being underage was equally important. Being underage promoted re-employment. At the same time, it would also speed up the circulation of RMB and promote consumption.
Many people liked this kind of format. With slogans, they would say one thing in their hearts and one thing in their mouths.
It was just like the unreasonable head. As long as your hair was dyed and permed by me, the school would not find fault with you. This was still the responsibility of the security department. As long as he made an exception with the section chief, built a good relationship with him, and gave him something that the section chief liked when appropriate.
Of course, money was indispensable. Who in this world would go against money? Even a fool knew that money was a good thing. It could buy food, let alone a normal person!
The more developed the economy, the more money could be used to buy more things.
Irrational Head valued the vast market of the school, so he chose to dream of earning a lot of money with a low salary.
The school's security department was often changed. Some slaughtered pigs and sheep, some sold vegetables in the market, and some farmed. Whoever wanted the lowest salary would be hired. It could be seen how intense the competition was!
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