After Shen Xianlai collected the seven spirits, the man with the kitchen knife pointed at the white bones on the ground and asked," Great Immortal, how should we deal with this?”Because he was almost scratched by White Bones, the man with the kitchen knife hid far away this time, afraid that White Bones would attack him again.
"Call the police, even though it was a murder case more than thirty years ago.”Shen Xianlai said," Why don't you bury it back?”
The man with the kitchen knife shook his head like a rattle-drum and said repeatedly," I wouldn't dare, I wouldn't dare."”
The man with the kitchen knife shouted at his wife," Hurry up and get the phone in the room! Call the police."
"There's no need to call the police!" The closed door was kicked open by a dirty sneaker. Then, a thin man wearing a police uniform walked in and picked his teeth with a toothpick." Why are you calling the police? Aren't the police here?"
Then, more than 20 people walked in, filling up the kitchen knife man's front yard. Seven or eight of them were in uniform, while the rest were in plain clothes.
Among them was the "f * cking" big man that Shen Xian and Su Yunyue had saved yesterday. The burly man was wearing the same clothes as yesterday. Obviously, he hadn't washed them. He had earphones in his ears as he hummed," Poke, poke, poke. I'm the one poking. How can I not poke when we're in love? The helplessness of life makes me want to poke. Are you young or not, don't be long-winded…" This was the recently popular divine song," Poke," sung by a famous singer with a 30% discount.
"What are you doing here?" the man with the kitchen knife said angrily.
The police officer who came in first scolded," How dare you talk to me like that? Do you want to die?"
Then, two more police officers walked out and shoved the man with the kitchen knife." What's wrong? Your house? Can't we come to your house? We came to your house. What do you want?”
The man with the kitchen knife admitted defeat." I…I don't dare to do anything.”Although the man with the kitchen knife said so, he clenched his fists tightly. If he didn't have a wife, he would have fought with these people to the death. Even if he died, he would drag a few of them down with him.
The policeman in the lead kicked the man with the kitchen knife in the knee, causing him to fall to the ground. He said," You still dare to be rude to me?”
"I'm not being unreasonable." The man with the kitchen knife said aggrievedly.
"Teach him a lesson." After the leading policeman finished speaking, he kicked the man with the kitchen knife a few times with the two policemen around him.
The kitchen knife man's wife walked out of the house with a kitchen knife in her hand and shouted," If you dare to touch my husband, I'll fight you to the death!”
The police officer laughed." Hmph, go all out? If you dare to move, I'll immediately shoot you with a gun! Do you know what the crime of assaulting a police officer is? Threatening us with a knife is already a crime of assaulting a police officer! Forget it, looking at your uncultured appearance, you probably don't understand either!”
The man with the kitchen knife lay on the ground and glared at the police officer." This house is mine. I won't sell it no matter how much you pay!”
"This is yours?" The police officer laughed."The entire world is the royal land." Your house, the land you are lying on, including the two of you, belongs to the current Emperor! What does His Majesty want, and you dare not give it to him?”(Do you find this strange? Do you feel like you suddenly transmigrated?
"I have the title deed, I have the house deed." The man with the kitchen knife said hatefully.
"Land deed? The deed? If we say that thing is useful, then it is useful. If we say that thing is a piece of waste paper, then it is a piece of waste paper. Don't be too ungrateful. The price we offered you is a little too high for your lousy house. I think you guys are just trying to extort money!"
The man with the kitchen knife spat on the ground and said," Is that money high? I spent that much money when I bought this house more than ten years ago.”
"You said it yourself. The money you spent to buy this house is the same as the money we gave you. What else are you unhappy about? You've lived in this house for so long, so you should at least calculate some depreciations, right? You bought a rice cooker from a store, and after using it for a long time, someone was actually willing to buy it at the original price. You still thought it was too low and wanted to extort money? If everyone is like you, guarding a dilapidated house and trying to extort money from the government, how can our city develop? You selfish people!"
Su Yunyue suddenly appeared in front of the police and shouted," Bullsh * t! Could the prices of goods from more than ten years ago be the same as now? Besides, everyone knew that the land price was getting higher and higher. No one would be willing to sell a house that they had lived in for more than ten years at the price of more than ten years ago.”
All the policemen were shocked and retreated, staring at Su Yunyue as if they were facing a great enemy.
It wasn't because of the imposing manner that Su Yunyue exuded that frightened the police, but because Su Yunyue had floated down from the roof of the kitchen knife man. Pay attention to my choice of words. It's "float", not "jump".
"Who are you?"
Shen Xianlai also jumped up from the kitchen knife man's roof. He jumped, not floated. However, looking at his silver armor, he was only suitable for dancing.
" F * ck!" The burly man was still groaning." We've done it before, and we've endured it before. It wasn't easy for us to live together, and I thought we'd live the life of a slut…" It was another famous 2B singer's 30% discount song," Poke." It turned out that this fellow was using a single loop mode. Uh, this paragraph seemed to be about the deep friendship between two men…
When the burly man saw the three-eyed Shen Xian, he immediately kowtowed and said," Greetings, Exalted Immortal!”It was as if in ancient dramas, commoners would call high officials like this when they saw them. However, whether commoners should call immortals like this or not remained to be seen.
"So it's the 'f * cking' big man. It's alright, you can get up.”Shen Xianlai said with a fake smile. Actually, what he wanted to say was," Beloved Minister, rise."
The burly man was stunned for a moment, then he stood up and chuckled." Great Immortal, you actually learned how to f * cking use it?"”How would he know that every word he said was the word " f * ck "? Shen Xianlai had given him a nickname," f * ck ".
"Who is he?" A policeman pointed at Shen Xian and asked.
The burly man replied," This Great Immortal is incredible. He is God Erlang! The one who was especially powerful in Investiture of the Gods. In Journey to the West, he could even fight Sun Wukong. Isn't it amazing?"
The policeman replied," Actually, I'm a religious person. I don't believe in these things.”
"I would like to ask what you are here for.”Shen Xian asked.
The religious policeman raised his head and said," I'm here on orders from my superiors.”
"What right do you have to demolish my house? The house is mine!" the man with the kitchen knife said angrily. The appearance of Shen Xianlai and Su Yunyue also made him more confident.
" F * ck!" The burly man saw that Shen Xianlai seemed to be on the kitchen knife man's side, so he advised the others," Brothers, you should leave. This man is a god." We're just f * cking mortals. How can we afford to provoke them? Don't provoke the immortal. If the immortal gets angry, we won't be able to withstand it.”
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