When it came to Feng Yang, no one knew about him. Why? That's because I'm low-key. Although I don't have much ability, I won't be fired by the leader. In the eyes of others, work was hard work. Bullshit! Bureaucracy was prevalent these days."I'll leave it to you." Sigh, in the end, it's still hard for us big soldiers. We run around every day, get a meager salary, and still have to be grateful to our leaders. What was that? You're asking me why I can be the main character? I despise you. Haven't I heard of the saying that a person can't look like him? A dog that bites doesn't bark. Pah…What am I saying? Back to the main topic, I actually have a secret weapon-Tai Chi, which is not the kind of performance that old people play in the park. As for how I learned it, haha…(Author: The Smirker only knows how to play dirty tricks, Feng Yang: "Tsk tsk, let's spar?" "Help, I'm still a virgin, I don't want to die…”) That secret manual was related to the strange old man in the Nameless Temple on the Nameless Mountain. Sigh, I only exchanged a roast duck for the right to visit the Sutra Depository. I regret it! I definitely didn't mean it! I just saw that an ancient book was too tattered and thought that it would damage the image of the ancient temple, so I secretly took it down. After all, Comrade Lei Feng taught us not to leave our names when doing good deeds. I didn't want to steal it, I just wanted to use it to cushion the legs of my table. With this thought in mind, I ran out of the ancient temple with a clear conscience. Shameless, strongly requesting to step on ten thousand feet)
Feng Yang was very happy today. He had almost learned the ancient Taiji recorded in the nameless book. What was left was a lack of experience. There was still one last piece of paper in the nameless book. I couldn't wait to go home and take a look. Ignoring the ancient book's prohibition, I trembled as I opened the last page. The white light that flashed out instantly made me lose consciousness.
"F * ck, where is this?" The surroundings were gray. I really wanted to cry but had no tears. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have opened the last one. I regretted it so much that my intestines were beaten up like a butterfly knot.
"Brat, we meet again. Aiyo, you're doing well. Did you bring any roast chicken?”A mischievous smile. Wasn't that the strange old man?
Great Immortal, I know I was wrong, I was so wrong, please let me go back."Damn it, when I get back, I'll definitely cause a ruckus in your temple.”
"Brat, I'm sorry, but you're dead. It's against the law to let you go back. "Then I'll send you to your favorite Naruto World. How about it?" The old beggar had a benevolent expression on his face, but his eyes told me: Refuse and you'll be dead
"Really? Long live that old man, my little treasury. What about my property? Give me some compensation?"
Looking at my harmless eyes, the old man said,"I'll let you have the Sharingan then. The rest is up to you. You can explain why you have the Sharingan yourself."”After saying that, he kicked me into the distance. He vaguely heard," Little brat, I forgot to tell you that there might be a mutation. Whether your ability is weakened or strengthened depends on your luck. You won't be able to come back either. I'll help you with your funeral. Well…I won't be polite with your assets." In return, I'll give you some 'trash' stuff.”I used the last of my strength to shout,"F * ck." He also made an internationally used gesture to despise him. Before I passed out, I saw the old man's hand send a white light into my head and his wicked smile.
Ah, my head hurts so much. I rolled on the ground and cursed,"Old thing, how dare you extort me? I curse you to choke on roast duck.
Although I said that, I was still very satisfied with the surrounding environment. Towering trees, clear lake water, emitting a strong rustic atmosphere. Living in the city, I was very intoxicated by this environment.
However, I soon discovered a problem. I was imagining that he had a poor sense of direction, even though my reflection in the lake was really elegant, handsome, and talented. But what was the use of being handsome at this time? Where was Wooden Leaf Village?？？He wouldn't ask me to seduce a female animal to obtain information, right? Although I'm very lecherous, I'm not a lecherous person. Sob…I'm so pitiful. I'm only four years old when I traveled to another world
Just as I was about to hang myself to find that hateful old man, I finally saw a group of living beings wearing masks and dressed like ninjas. I was so excited. He ran into a tree nearby and said,"" You are…" I was stunned by the falling apple. Before I fainted, I thought fiercely,""Am I the genius who discovered gravity in Naruto?”
"Lord Naruto, this child was found in the forest outside the village, and there are no missing people in the village who match his characteristics.”"Alright, thank you for your hard work.”Mu Ye's Naruto III rubbed his temples and said tiredly. After all, the third generation was too old for Naruto, and the fourth generation had died in the line of duty to protect the village. There was no one left to worry about, so he could only shoulder the burden of maintaining the village.
The current protagonist, I, had no idea that I had been brought back to Muye because I was attracted by everything in front of me. When I was unconscious that day, that " kind " old man appeared in front of me. Seeing how I gritted my teeth, you would know how much I " missed " him.
The old man still looked sloppy and asked sneakily,"You look good. Your face is ruddy, and your heartbeat is still breathing."”
"Stupid old man, where's the Shurunyan you promised me? Why didn't I see it when I was shining my light on the lake?”I accidentally squeezed my hand and made a series of noises to create momentum.
" Are you stupid or am I stupid? To think that you still like to watch Naruto so much. You don't even have any basic common sense. Maintaining the Sharunan requires continuous consumption of chakras. With your current body, it's difficult enough to kill a chicken.”The old man gave me a smack on the head with a look that said," Don't tell anyone I know you."
"Then what about the prize you promised me?”After making up my mind, I put away my wolf tail and got the benefits first. Hmph, then I'll slowly mess with you.
"You have to agree to one condition first." The old man's smile became more and more like a fox's.
"Do you want me to find a few more pretty girls to carry forward your noble demeanor of collecting beautiful women?”There's something wrong with this old fox. I have to fool him first.
"Bullsh * t, I'm a wise, mighty, and graceful old man…(30 minutes of self-praise)."
"You're still old but not stiff." I whispered.
"What are you talking about, kid? Don't you want the good stuff?”The old man's ears were just like everyone else's. Now, his eyes reminded me of myself as the poor Yang Bai Lao in " The White-haired Girl," and he was like Huang Shiren after a full meal.
"If you say, come from the knife and go into the fire, I will definitely be there.”I immediately despised him in my heart.”
" We gods don't bother to come to this plane. Japan is too trashy. People are almost lunatics. Other than their creativity, their character is a mess. The higher-ups sent me to clean up some of it. I set the teleportation array on the last page of the secret manual. I'll let you pass through the barrier. So you can take my place.”The old man's face looked haggard no matter how one looked at it. I had the urge to give him a kick, but I gave up after thinking about the gap.
"Here, this is for you. If you learn how to defend yourself, this will be specially written for you and can only be read in your mind.”
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