A pleasant ringtone came from the phone on the table, interrupting Roger's thoughts. He frowned and picked up the phone.
"I said, foreskin!" A loud voice came from the phone, and the group of underlings immediately laughed. This was his boss,"Fei Qiang". Now, only Fei Qiang dared to call him by his previous nickname--
"Brother Qiang! It was me! F * ck! Keep your fucking voices down! Ouch! Brother Qiang, I'm not talking about you! It's too noisy in the private room, hehe…Brother Qiang's business is my business!……No problem, I'll take care of it! Sigh…Sigh…Don't worry…Alright, I'm hanging up!”
" Brother Paul, why does Brother Qiang always call you-that…" A lackey with African braids carefully looked at Roger's expression and swallowed his question halfway.
"Why did you call me Prepucius?" Roger rolled his eyes helplessly.
Hearing the braids 'question, all the lackeys immediately put down the wine bottles in their hands. Their ears automatically stood up like rabbits. It seemed that this question had been in their hearts for a long time.
"Brother Paul must like to watch bewitching boys, that's why he's called foreskin?”The green parrot who had just returned from outside said with certainty.
"You know nothing! Paul's previous name had a long history!”Sheng Zi said with a smile. As brothers who had gone through life and death together, he knew Roger's past the best.
"What's going on? Hurry up and tell me!" The green parrot's eyes began to burn with the fire of gossip.
"Hehe, let Paul say it himself!”Sheng Zi said with a silly smile.
"Alright, alright! Brother Paul, tell me!" The African pigtail looked expectant.
"That was three years ago. It was all Xiao Li's fault! You've only been with me for a few days, and you're already urging me to get circumcised!”Roger felt a little regretful.
" Haha…" The underlings laughed.
"What are you laughing at? What's so funny!" Roger felt a little awkward.
"Stop laughing, stop laughing! Brother Paul, tell me, what happened after that? Did you go?" The green-feathered parrot quickly tried to mediate the situation.
"At that time, I was tricked by Xiao Li. I fainted and went.”Roger said, annoyed.
"And the result? Have you cut it?" the green parrot asked.
"In the end, halfway through the cut, Boss told me to cut people. I pulled up my pants and went!”
"F * ck! You can fight like this?" The green parrot widened its eyes.
"What do you know! She had been injected with anesthetic at that time, so she didn't feel anything at all!”Roger said disdainfully.
"What happened after that?" The African underling was also excited.
"After chopping the person, the anesthetic was too strong! I almost f * cking fainted from the pain, and I bled all over my pants!”Roger still felt a lingering fear when he thought about it.
"Brother Paul is so brave!" The African lackey flattered.
"What happened after that?"
"No more!"
"No more?"
"At that time, Boss thought that Brother Paul's crotch had been stabbed. He took off his pants and saw that the flesh had been cut off, but his crotch was not torn! He was puzzled and asked Paul what was going on.”Sheng Zi said with a smile.
"What did Brother Paul say then?"
"What can I say? I almost fainted from the pain! I told you, that's the foreskin!"
"Brother Paul! You're too fierce!"
" Hahaha…" The group of lackeys laughed again.
Roger's cell phone rang again. His eyes lit up when he turned it on. He immediately waved his hand to signal his lackeys to be quiet.
"Hello, it's Jingwen, I was just about to call you! Have you missed me recently?" Roger's voice was surprisingly gentle. The lackeys were covering their mouths and laughing secretly. Annie stood quietly at the side, smiling as she watched Roger's clumsy performance.
"Ah-what's your name? Afandi, right? What was that? Avatar? Alright! Alright! No problem! Leave it to me! Don't worry, sister Jingwen asked me to do something, when have I ever let you down?……Mm-hm, kiss me, kiss me before I hang up, or else I'll lose my movie ticket! Come on…Poof--okay, I'm hanging up!”Roger finally received Jingwen's call and closed his phone in satisfaction.
" Hahaha…" His underlings were already laughing their heads off.
" Little sister Jingwen..." The green parrot imitated Roger's tone.
"Get lost! Hurry up and get me two movie tickets next to each other. I want a three-dimensional cinema in the city center! Oh right, it's that movie called Avandi!”
"Boss is an Avatar, right?"
"Yes! It's that A-something-da. I heard it's some sci-fi movie. Hurry up and go! I want to rush to the eight o'clock scene!"
"Eight o'clock? Brother Paul! It was already seven o'clock, and the tickets had long been sold out!”The green parrot looked helpless.
"Don't f * cking pretend to be a grandson to me! No matter what, I have to get the tickets at 7:30!”
" Big Brother, I've never bought a ticket for a movie before…" Green Hair said weakly.
"Then do you think I should buy a ticket?" Roger smiled at Green Hair.
"Definitely not! If Y dares to ask for Boss's votes, I'll f * cking throw a brick at him-"
Clang! Green Hair was kicked away and turned into a mural!
Roger pulled the African underling over." Hurry up and get me tickets! You don't need me to teach you, do you?"
"No need! No need!" The African underling hurriedly nodded his head, his little braids fluttering in the wind.
"Let me try! A manager of the 3D cinema likes my subordinate, Xiao Ya, and is her regular customer. I'll get Xiao Ya to ask around. She should be able to get a private room.”Annie stood up and said with a smile.
"Then-I'll have to trouble you!" No matter what, Roger still felt a little uncomfortable picking up girls in front of Annie.
"Alright, I'll go ask Xiao Ya and call you. Remember not to go too crazy at night.”Annie smiled and left.
"Sister-in-law is so great!" Seeing that he didn't have to run errands, the African underling quickly flattered Annie.
"Hurry up and get me tickets!" Roger slapped him, and the African brother disappeared from the room like a whirlwind.
"And you!" Roger picked up Green Hair, who was holding the mural.
" Sister-in-law, isn't it-"
"Cut the crap! If that little girl Xiao Ya is not useful, then I won't be watching the movie tonight, right?”Roger stared at Green Hair with his big eyes.
"Look! How can I not watch it!" Green Hair immediately disappeared.
Half an hour later, Roger had two tickets for the Avatar private room.
After a cursory inspection of the venue, Roger put on Annie's warm down jacket and rushed to the 3D cinema. He was a little impatient, but when he was about to reach the 3D cinema, Roger felt a little nervous.
He opened a can of beer and took a big gulp to relax his tense nerves.
It was rare for the little girl to take the initiative to ask him out. This happiness came a little suddenly, and Roger felt at a loss. So he decided to get out of the car and pee! On the quiet roadside, a speeding car suddenly stopped. The door opened, and a head with a cigar stuck out, looking around sneakily. There was no one!
A figure jumped out of the car and swaggered to a telephone pole. He unbuckled his belt. "Fortunately, the problem of defecation has been solved in advance. Otherwise, it would be embarrassing if I suddenly went to the toilet during the date!”Roger secretly rejoiced.
Roger opened the zipper and looked around. He took out his weapon and aimed it at the beer can in his hand.
Zi-la! Roger held back his urge to pee.
Roger saw blue sparks coming out of the telephone pole next to him! "The sun gave me a fright! I wonder if it will affect the function of surnames!”
Roger took out his phone gloomily-the caller ID was empty! He pressed the answer button, and a buzzing noise came from the phone. "F * ck! If I find out which little bastard called, I'll f * cking-"
Woo! Woo!
The urgent siren interrupted Roger's cursing. The gangster's sensitivity made his nerves tense up instantly! He subconsciously looked around. There weren't any police cars?! He turned around and saw that the anti-theft alarm in his car was flashing…
"F * ck! You scared me to death!" Roger took out his keys gloomily and realized that he couldn't turn off the alarm!
“NND! What's going on?" Roger looked around in confusion. He felt that something was wrong today.
"Forget it, it's more important to pick up girls!" Roger aimed his weapon at the beer can again. A burst of intense white light blinded Roger! In his trance, Roger seemed to see a huge crack in the sky…
Ten minutes later, all the media outlets in A City began an emergency announcement.
" Ladies and gentlemen, this is an emergency announcement. Recently, abnormal sunspot activity has caused electromagnetic storms of varying degrees in some parts of our city, causing certain inconveniences to the lives and work of some residents..."
……
The bright moonlight sprinkled evenly on the quiet forest, as if it was draped with a layer of silver sand, setting off the tranquility and mystery of the entire forest. The forest was full of huge ancient trees. The thick trunks that could only be hugged by a few people were wrapped with all kinds of tough vines. The strong branches stretched out in all directions, forming a dense canopy that covered the sky. Under the trees were thick leaves and feces of various animals. Some mushroom-like fungi and turf stubbornly stuck their heads out from the cover of the leaves. A few small animals that looked like mice were moving quickly through the forest. They stopped from time to time, twitched their noses, and then rummaged through the thick leaves to find something.
" Jingwen-kiss..." A young man lying under a big tree whispered and broke the harmony of the scene. The young man was wearing a thick down jacket that was out of date. His forehead was already covered in sweat, and there was still half a cigar in his mouth. The charcoal on the cigarette had already been extinguished. As the young man murmured unconsciously, the half cigar was still trembling slightly at the corner of his mouth.
A little squirrel jumped onto the young man's body and curiously looked at the young man's face. The slightly trembling cigar caught the squirrel's attention. It carefully moved closer and used its nose to probe.
Swoosh! Choking on the pungent smell of the cigar, the little squirrel sneezed and quickly jumped back.
The escaping squirrel caught the zipper of the down jacket with its hind paw. The zipper of the down jacket was pulled open, revealing the young man's close-fitting thermal underwear and the strong muscles wrapped under the underwear. The little squirrel was obviously shocked by this accident and quickly escaped. However, the zipper hanging on its hind legs stubbornly hung on its small claws, so the entire down jacket was completely pulled open!
The zipper of the young man's cotton pants was wide open, and a cylindrical sponge body was standing tall and unsightly! After losing the cover of the down jacket--spring. Light burst!
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