The iron law of officialdom
23 Dirty jokes

Shuai Shua

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The few big bosses introduced by Li Jinbiao had gone to Changhai City for an inspection, but there was no news after they returned. Du Bin was anxious and called him to rush him. He kept saying that he was raising funds.

"Then we have to hurry up. Time waits for no one!”Du Bin knew Li Jinbiao's character. This kid was now like a playboy. He ate, drank, gambled, and smoked all day long. He was happy and carefree. If he was not urged, he would have run to Java long ago.

" Hey, you want me to print banknotes," Li Jinbiao said disapprovingly." Even if I rob a bank, I have to prepare time."”

Du Bin was amused by him and said,"Who asked you to rob a bank? Do you have the guts?" Du Bin did not have to put on a serious face when talking to Li Jinbiao, nor did he have to worry about his image as a chief. He said," However, if you have the ability to print money, I'll have to carve a wooden board to worship you!”

"Curse me to death, tsk!”Li Jinbiao muttered unhappily.

Recently, many foreign merchants were often harassed and blackmailed by some administrative law enforcement departments when they went through the relevant procedures.

Du Bin seemed to have heard of this phenomenon before, but he didn't expect that someone would go against the wind after he had strictly restrained them in various meetings and had already made three rules. Therefore, he asked Jiang Zhencai to hold a seminar for foreign merchants in the executive meeting room of the municipal government. Du Bin came to listen to the opinions. These foreign merchants were very resentful and emotional. After the meeting ended, Du Bin asked Cong Hua to organize a document and went to Ping Tiemin's office with Jiang Zhencai to report.

Ping Tiemin was so angry that he slammed the table. He immediately called the Secretary of the Discipline Inspection Committee, Sun Xiangdong, to his office and threw the materials that Du Bin had sent over to him, saying,"The investment environment optimization office is located in your discipline inspection commission. What are you doing with such serious harassment and extortion?”

Sun Xiangdong took a brief look and quickly reflected on their mistakes.

" Don't reflect on yourself." Ping Tiemin rolled his eyes at him in dissatisfaction and said," When a problem arises, you don't think about actively trying to remedy it. Instead, you just reflect on yourself. Can you solve the problem?" I'll give you a mission. Go back and immediately transfer capable personnel with pinhole video cameras to all administrative law enforcement and other relevant departments for secret visits. The first was to visit the organization's discipline, and the second was to visit the license and fees. Don't leak the news. It's fine as long as the four people here know.”

After being criticized by Ping Tiemin, Sun Xiangdong didn't dare to say anything more. After all, the Office of Enhancing the economic environment was located in the Discipline Inspection Committee, and these things that made things difficult for foreign merchants and extorted them really existed. So, he shut his mouth.

On the afternoon of the Dragon Boat Festival, Du Bin called Li Jinbiao and urged him to quickly communicate with the director of the Provincial Department of Finance and the director of the National Land Department. He wanted to complete the initial funds and land acquisition procedures of the Wood City as soon as possible. He began to merge all 37 small wood processing factories inside and outside the Urban area into the Wood City.

After he put down Li Jinbiao's phone, Lu Hui called." Chief Shi, are you too busy? It's the Dragon Boat Festival today. Don't go out to socialize tonight. I'll reserve your body in advance!”

Du Bin had really forgotten about this.

"Did you miss me?" Du Bin's face was full of happiness. He lowered his voice and said," I missed you too. I won't go to anyone's house tonight. I'll just say that my body has been reserved."”

There was still half an hour left before work ended. Vice Chief Wen Xifu knocked on the door and came in. He said,"Chief Du, I'll treat you to a meal tonight. I'll express my condolences to the future bachelors who are working hard for the development of Changhai City and can't go home for the holidays.”

It sounded so nice. It was clearly a treat, and he was clearly taking the opportunity to get close to Ping Tiemin, but he could still find a high-sounding reason. Du Bin hated this kind of boring drinking station. He hesitated for a moment and did not want to go because he had already promised Lu Hui.

" Please give me some credit, Chief Du," Wen Xifu said with a troubled expression when he saw Du Bin decline." I've already made an appointment with Secretary Ping. As the chief of the city government, you have to support us. Otherwise, if you don't go, the table will lose its color."”

Du Bin saw how sincere he was and how Ping Tiemin was his assistant. Since Ping Tiemin had already agreed, he had to go no matter how much he hated him. He had to give Wen Xifu face. After all, he was the deputy chief of the municipal government and his deputy. Many of the work still needed to be handled by them. He also needed the support of these left and right arms. Otherwise, if he offended them, wouldn't he become a lone wolf?

Du Bin had no choice but to agree.

Wen Xifu was happy to see the chief giving him face, so he happily went to inform the other deputy chiefs.

Du Bin had no choice but to send a text message to Lui Hui, saying that he had a social gathering. He arrived a little late and went to "Tomboy" Yu Min's "Changhai Building".

A large table for 20 people was filled with people. Because it was to celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival, the atmosphere at the table was very good. Ping Tiemin was in a good mood. He even told everyone a dirty joke."During the time of the SARs, when a woman took a bus, she complained that there was dust on the seat, so she stuck her butt out and wiped it with a tissue. The person standing behind her was waiting for her, but after wiping for a long time, he sat down in his seat and farted. The man joked: anti-sars is really clean, wipe for a long time is not too clean, but also blow the dust on it.”

Although everyone had their own thoughts, they still pretended to be amused. They were even so "happy" that they were swaying back and forth. There were even people clapping and cheering loudly. As a result, those who didn't cheer were afraid that they would be discovered by the Ping Iron people, so they started cheering and slapping even more fervently. All in all, these people were all thinking of ways to seek justice for the Iron Men. Although they knew it was fake, they still tried their best to act as if they were genuinely happy.

Ping Tiemin raised his wine glass and said," Since everyone is happy, and we, the soon-to-be bachelors who live in other places, can't go home for the holidays, nor can we live as husband and wife, let's relax and have fun tonight. Let's not talk too much. I'll make a rule. If anyone suggests that we drink, they must tell a dirty joke. Otherwise, they will drink three glasses as punishment.”

Everyone applauded and cheered again.

It was Du Bin's turn to suggest a drink. He said,""One day, Little Ma asked his mother,'What's that thing down there? Mare: That's a little cart. Ma asked,"What about you?" Mare: This is the garage. Ma: Can I drive the car into the garage? Mare: No, there will be a big truck coming in tonight.”

"Hahaha!" Ping Tiemin cried. He raised his glass and said,"This is good, this is good! He used civilized words and said embarrassing things. He was still a great writer. He really had some skills! Come, cheers for our idle trucks!

It was quite noisy and lively, and everyone was a little drunk. The banquet only ended after ten o'clock. Du Bin secretly went to Lu Hui's house.

Lu Hui was considerate of Du Bin's difficulties and had already brewed him some hangover tea. She helped Du Bin to the sofa and went into the bathroom to fill the bathtub for him. When she came out, she had changed into a light green bathrobe. This was the one Du Bin had bought for her when he went to the south to recruit merchants. Du Bin looked at her fair and tender skin, as well as the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra or underwear. Her plump body was accentuated in the light green bathrobe. A beautiful fairy like a lotus appeared in his eyes. When he looked up at her eyes, he was immediately captured by her grayish-blue, melancholic, and deep eyes. Suddenly, he felt the lower part of his body rapidly expand. He went forward and hugged Lü Hui's body, wanting to enter the bedroom like a monkey.

" Sigh, no." Lü Hui struggled free from his embrace. She stretched out her snow-white arms and patted his cheek twice before kissing him. She said," Take a shower first. Ah, be good. Be good!"”

Du Bin, who was burning with desire, hurriedly lifted her bathrobe and sucked on her cherry-like tender breasts. He said,"I want to shower with you." Two red clouds suddenly appeared on Lü Hui's round face. When they were showering in the bathroom, Du Bin's swollen lower body was still firm. Lu Hui gently applied bath foam on it, rubbed it into foam, and rinsed it clean with warm water. She kissed it with her hot lips, causing Du Bin to suddenly carry Lu Hui up and rush to the bedroom naked. Lu Hui lay on the bedspread, and Du Bin lifted her plump legs and pushed them up forcefully.

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