Just as he arrived at the door, Zhang Haotian's phone rang. After he said a lot of nonsense, Zhang Haotian said excitedly to Chen Xiaokai,"Brother Kai, I'll find a big house. It'll be fine even if all our heroes go in for a meeting. Moreover, the price is about the same as what you booked, about four million.”
"Mhm, got it." Chen Xiaokai replied expressionlessly. When He Yuhao opened the door and everyone walked in, Chen Xiaokai walked to the fridge and took out a can of beer. After opening it, he sat down on the sofa and drank while saying,"I'll go take a look tomorrow."
They woke up early this morning and slept very late last night, so He Yuhao and Zhou Tianya went into the bedroom as soon as they came in. Chen Xiaokai and the others didn't feel much better either. Their heads still hurt, and they felt a little dizzy. In addition, they didn't sleep in the right position last night, so many of them had stiff necks. Chen Xiaokai was one of the lucky survivors, but Zeng Kangjian didn't feel so good. He wailed and howled as he wiped his neck."I didn't feel much pain this morning, but why is it so painful now?"”
Zhang Haotian laughed and slapped Zeng Kangjian's neck. He gloated and said,"Just bear with it. It'll be fine tomorrow."
Zhang Haotian's slap was not light. Zeng Kangjian shouted loudly. His eyes were as wide as light bulbs. He turned around and pressed Zhang Haotian to the ground. He opened his ghost claws and grabbed Zhang Haotian's waist. Zhang Haotian was good at everything except for being ticklish. He was not just afraid. As long as you touched him, he would roll on the ground for a long time.
The two of them lay on the ground, one on top of the other. Zeng Kangjian endured the pain in his neck and reached out his two evil claws to Zhang Haotian's waist. Suddenly, Zhang Haotian's screams could be heard in the entire house. When Zeng Kangjian tickled people, he used a lot of force, so Zeng Kangjian was pinching them excitedly. Zhang Haotian didn't know whether to laugh or cry. His expression was even more shocking than Lady Gaga's costume.
Nearly a minute later, Zeng Kangjian finally got off Zhang Haotian's body as he cried for his parents and begged for mercy. Yu Zhenjun walked over and asked Zeng Kangjian jokingly,""Does it feel good?"
Zeng Kangjian touched his neck and said,""Shuang, you should try it too."
At this moment, Zhang Haotian was still lying on the ground. Suddenly, he heard two sinister laughter behind him. He quickly turned around and saw Yu Zhenjun and Zeng Kangjian looking at Zhang Haotian with extremely lewd eyes. Zhang Haotian was stunned at first. He immediately crossed his hands and covered his chest. He said with a 'pure' face,"What do you want to do? I'm not interested in this thing.”
"Hehe, we're interested." Yu Zhenjun laughed sinisterly and ran over, pressing Jiang Lei to the ground. Zhang Haotian struggled desperately, but Yu Zhenjun said to Zhang Haotian with a smile,"Abbess, just obey me.”
Zhang Haotian struggled even harder, but he couldn't break free. He asked Chen Xiaokai for help,""Brother Kai, help!"
Chen Xiaokai took a sip of beer and looked at Zhang Haotian, who was pressed to the ground by Yu Zhenjun. He said with a lewd look,"Lei, you can't go on like this. Listen to me, you should just give in to him.”
"At most, I'll do everything today, okay?”The person who usually needed someone to wipe his ass when he went to the toilet actually knew how to do things. One could imagine how ticklish Jiang Lei was.
The men present were all lazy. When they heard that someone was willing to run errands today, Yu Zhenjun stood up himself before everyone could go over and pull him. He pointed at Zhang Haotian and said,"You said it. You can't go back on your word."
Zhang Haotian lay on the ground and panted heavily. He waved at Yu Zhenjun and was too lazy to talk. Everyone laughed. He Yuhao took out a hundred yuan and handed it to Zhang Haotian."Hey, I've calculated the money for today's meal. There's still five yuan left for you to buy some popsicles to eat.”
"You brat." Zhang Haotian stretched out his hand and snatched the money. He stood up and patted his butt. He said to everyone,"I'm telling you, if anyone tickles me again in the future, I'll, I'll bite you to death.”
"Okay, okay, okay. We will never tickle you again. We swear.”Chen Xiaokai pointed three fingers at the sky and said.
Zhang Haotian took two breaths and said,"Alright, I'll forget about it this time. I, I'll go wash my face.”With that, she walked towards the bathroom.
After Zhang Haotian entered the bathroom, the living room burst into laughter.
Soon, it was noon. At 12 o'clock, everyone's eyes turned to Zhang Haotian. Zhang Haotian felt a chill down his spine. He stood up from the sofa shakily and walked to the door while saying to Chen Xiaokai and the others,"I'll be right back." After saying that, he rushed down. After Zhang Haotian went out, everyone continued to play. After waiting for nearly ten minutes, Zhang Haotian came back with a head full of sweat. Recently, the world was warming up. Now, the outdoor temperature in City M was around 35 degrees. This was also one of the reasons why Chen Xiaokai and the others were unwilling to go out. Of course, the most important reason was that they were lazy.
Everyone set up the table. Zhang Haotian placed the things he bought on the table. As mentioned before, these men were very lazy, so everything they ate was cooked. That was why they could only spend 50 yuan on a meal.
He placed the braised vegetables on the table and didn't even bother to place the plates. He directly opened the bag of vegetables and poked it with his chopsticks. In a short while, half of the roast duck's body was already riddled with holes. Looking at the roast duck's 'kind' half head, Chen Xiaokai said sincerely,"Be a good duck in your next life and rest in peace.”
After praying, Chen Xiaokai reached out and took off a chicken leg from the roast duck. He put it in his mouth and started to chew. The muscles on the roast duck leg finally fell off the body under Chen Xiaokai's crazy tearing and entered Chen Xiaokai's mouth. Chen Xiaokai chewed patiently. The gravy in the duck leg was the king of Chen Xiaokai's favorite. Chen Xiaokai licked the grease on the side of his mouth, put down the bone, leaned back, and said contentedly,"I'm full. I'm going to watch TV."
After saying that, Chen Xiaokai picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. Suddenly, a terrifying advertisement appeared on the TV: For hemorrhoids, use Antal Tai. Other than Chen Xiaokai, the others hadn't eaten well. Although it wouldn't affect them much, it was really indescribable to suddenly treat hemorrhoids while eating.
Looking at the people at the table staring at Chen Xiaokai, Chen Xiaokai changed the channel. It is produced by the Sixth Pharmaceutical Factory. Sigh, they can only blame this bunch of people for being bad at PVP. Chen Xiaokai laughed secretly. Zhou Tianya stuffed his mouth with diarrhea, no, roast duck, and said,"You can't turn off the TV."
"Good, good, good." Chen Xiaokai got up with a smile, turned off the TV, and sat on the sofa to play the PSP. This PSP was brought from home by Wang Cheng. Chen Xiaokai turned on the PSP and played Monster Hunter. Soon, everyone finished eating. Yu Zhenjun and Wang Xiaokai sat beside Chen Xiaokai and snatched the PSP from Chen Xiaokai's hand. Chen Xiaokai looked at his empty hand and shook his head speechlessly. A few minutes later, Zhang Haotian had already cleared the table. At this time, Chen Xiaokai stretched his back and said,"I'm going to sleep first." After saying that, he lay down on the bed and fell asleep. After a long time, Chen Xiaokai only knew that it was already dark when he opened his eyes. It was at least seven o'clock. Chen Xiaokai shook his muddled head and sat on the bed for a while. Just as he was about to get up, Chen Xiaokai's hand touched a very soft object. It was something that any man would pinch twice. Chen Xiaokai was no exception, but Chen Xiaokai seemed to have used too much strength. Chen Xiaokai heard a girl's scream. Chen Xiaokai looked to the side and immediately apologized,"Zhaoxue, I'm sorry. I didn't do it on purpose.”
Wang Zhaoxue rubbed the lump of flesh on her chest that was probably pinched red by Chen Xiaokai. She pouted and said angrily,"If you want to touch me, then so be it. Why are you using so much strength? It hurts so much.”
Chen Xiaokai walked up to Wang Zhaoxue and said embarrassedly,""I'm sorry. I really didn't mean it.”
"I know." Wang Zhaoxue extended her hand to Chen Xiaokai and said,""Pull me up."
"Oh." Chen Xiaokai held Wang Zhaoxue's waist and helped her up. The two of them walked outside together. Seeing Zhang Haotian and the others 'faces turn red, Chen Xiaokai knew what was going on. It must be these little brats eavesdropping. Before Chen Xiaokai could criticize them, Zhang Haotian took the lead and said,"Brother Kai, next time, make less noise. I think everyone on the entire floor knows.”
Wang Zhaoxue's face turned red. She hit Chen Xiaokai's back with her fist."It's all your fault. You're so bad."
Wang Zhaoxue's strength was very small. She felt very comfortable when she hit her body. After ten seconds, Chen Xiaokai said,"Alright, stop joking. Have you bought dinner?”
"I've already bought it. I'm just waiting for you and sister-in-law.”As Zhang Haotian spoke, he took out the food from the refrigerator. Everyone prepared the food. Wang Zhaoxue also washed the chopsticks and dishes and was waiting to eat. At this time, Zhang Haotian whispered into Chen Xiaokai's ear,"Brother Kai, since Sister-in-law is here, I don't have to wash the dishes, right?”
"No." Chen Xiaokai refused." You're the one who promised to do it today. A gentleman's words are swift. Don't go back on your word."”
"I'm just saying. Let's eat.”
Soon, dinner was over. Watching Zhang Haotian clean up the table was also a kind of enjoyment. Chen Xiaokai turned his head and asked Wang Zhaoxue,"When did you get here?"
"It wasn't long before you pinched me." After saying that, he rubbed his chest and said,"I just fell asleep and was woken up by you.”
Chen Xiaokai smiled awkwardly. Wang Zhaoxue complained to Chen Xiaokai,""Why didn't you come to see me for so long?”
"I'm busy, I don't have time." Chen Xiaokai explained.
"What are you busy with?" Wang Zhaoxue asked in disbelief.”
"I'm busy decorating the new house."
"New house? I don't believe it. He must be busy seducing other girls.”
"Do you think I dare?"
"You wouldn't dare to."
"If you don't believe me, I'll take you there tomorrow." Chen Xiaokai giggled.”
"Alright, alright." Wang Zhaoxue said excitedly.
"Then go to bed early tonight and go tomorrow morning.”
"Alright."
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