Chen Mu had thought that this was just a bullsh * t preliminary test. Even if it was embarrassing, not many people would watch it. However, when he arrived at the venue, Chen Mu realized that he was so f * cking wrong that his underwear had fallen off. The entire auditorium was almost f * cking full! It was estimated that there were at least ten thousand people. Not only the freshmen were participating in the performance, but the older students were also participating. Therefore, their classmates all came to join in the fun, which was why they created such a spectacular scene.
Chen Mu was the forty-seventh to go on stage. The judges were already prepared in front of the stage, and there were many students waiting to go on stage. Chen Mu's number was still early, so he and his three roommates found a seat near the stage. The class teacher, Wang Ying, told Qin Hu and the others,"The three of you must keep an eye on Chen Mu. If he runs away, I'll hold you responsible.”
"Don't worry, my dad won't be able to run away from him!”Zhang Chen patted his chest and promised. In fact, the three of them were sitting with Chen Mu between them. If they did not kill their way out, Chen Mu would not be able to escape until he died.
" Isn't this nonsense…" Chen Mu didn't know who to tell the grievances in his heart. He could only blame Chen Mu for being too reserved. He didn't have to use this trick to amaze the world in Yan University, which was full of talents.
Without too many cumbersome procedures, the preliminary test soon began with number one. A four-eyed man wearing glasses went on stage with a wireless microphone. He bowed to the judges first, then to the audience in four directions. Finally, he said in a sissy voice,"Dear students, teachers, judges, the song I'm going to sing for you today is Wu Bai's 'Sudden Self'."
At this moment, the accompaniment sounded. The auditorium was quiet. Everyone was waiting to see his performance. However, just as the prelude ended, the kid opened his mouth and shocked everyone.
"He is a good person." Qin Hu rubbed his eyes and said gratefully,"With this kid, my dinner money today can be considered to be completely saved…"
While everyone was dumbfounded, the kid was still singing on stage, intoxicated with himself. His eyes were closed, and sometimes he would suddenly wave his hand. Sometimes he would suddenly run around the stage. Not only was his voice out of tune, but he could not hold the rhythm. The most terrible thing was his voice. It was even more sheepish than a sheep.
"It's a pity that this kid doesn't participate in the Super Girl Competition.”"Brother Zeng is miles away from him!" Li Xiaofeng shook his head and sighed.”
A professor from Yan University's School of Music couldn't take it anymore and said into the microphone in front of him,""Tuner, the accompaniment can be stopped. Also, this student, thank you for today's performance. I think that compared to standing on the stage and singing on the day of the performance, you are more suitable to sit below the stage as an audience.”
The boy was stunned. He did not speak for a long time before he suddenly started wiping his tears. Everyone was shocked by him again. If his homeroom teacher did not run up to pull him down, he would probably have cried on stage for a while longer.
" If anyone posts this video online, that kid's life is over…" Someone beside Chen Mu suddenly said this, and it made Chen Mu's heart turn cold. Nowadays, pranks were the most popular thing on the Internet. Netizens loved to laugh at others.
The preliminary auditions went on very quickly, just like the Super Girl auditions. Not only did those who did not perform well get eliminated, but they also made tens of thousands of people laugh. Anyway, there were all kinds of strange people and things. A man ran up and said that he wanted to dance a self-composed dance,"Butterfly Transformation." The professor of the dance academy asked him,"Since it's a butterfly transformation, why is it only you?"
The boy said disdainfully,""It was indeed two people before. The girl who danced Zhu Ying Tai was my girlfriend, but she ran away with someone this morning, so I had to dance alone.”As he spoke, he was actually furious. He held the microphone and scolded in exasperation,"What butterfly transformation? Transformation her grandmother's egg. If she doesn't transform with me, she'll f * ck me! I'll do it with whoever I want!"
"Get down!" A certain judge was also furious…
Not only that, all kinds of strange things happened on this stage. Someone hit his own head with a nunchaku, and blood gushed out. He was sent to the school hospital for emergency treatment. Someone imitated Liu Qian's close-up magic and tried to make the microphone disappear. In the end, who knew what that big brother did, the microphone slipped from his sleeve directly into his crotch. That scene shocked everyone. Some people were playing the piano and singing rock music, while others were wearing costumes and performing skits…
However, there were also some who performed very well. The dance and music academies of Yan University all had very professional performances. Other than these orthodox performances that won the audience, there were not many other performances that were really eye-catching.
Soon, they arrived at Chen Mu's class. The first was a crosstalk performance by the two of them. They talked about the life of college students in detail, which made everyone laugh. The judges also gave them high praise. The second was the little girl who played the violin in class. Her skills were average, but because she adapted a popular song, she received a good response. Then, it was Chen Mu's turn. Chen Mu honestly said that he had never been so nervous in his life...
You have to remember one thing," There's one good thing about having brothers. When you're about to make a fool of yourself, your brothers will definitely risk their lives to help you. So, at this time, the three guys in the dormitory helped carry the guitar and some helped get the purified water. Qin Hu simply asked the staff to get a towel to hang around his neck and wiped Chen Mu's sweat.
Xie Xiaobao was also a little helpless. He comforted Chen Mu,"Dad, don't worry. Even if you make a fool of yourself, Little Treasure won't let the video of you making a fool of yourself appear on the Internet! Little Treasure deleted all the videos that were posted!”
"What if someone else downloads it?”
Xie Xiaobao clenched his fists and said,"Then I'll sneak into other people's computers and delete all the videos about you! At most, he would just put in some effort. For his father, it was worth it no matter how much effort he put in.”
Mu was instantly moved to tears and could not help but sigh: "Little Treasure…If only Brother Guan Xi had known you earlier…"
"Is it Guan Xi?" Xiaobao asked.”
" No…" Chen Mu shook his head and said,""It's Crown Prince…A world-renowned artist…"
Chen Mu looked at the guitar in Li Xiaofeng's hand and then at the girl from his class who was walking down from the stage. He suddenly made a decision.
"Next up is Student Chen Mu from Class 6 of the Civil Engineering Department. The song he will be performing will be 'Waves in Bloom' on the guitar.”
As soon as the emcee finished speaking, the three guys from the dormitory led the entire class to cheer. The remaining tens of thousands of people booed loudly. A loud voice shouted,"Big Brother, what are you doing? You're playing a pop song from more than ten years ago!”
However, when they saw Chen Mu go on stage, they were dumbfounded. Didn't the host say that he was going to play the guitar and sing? Why did that kid go up with a violin?
"What is Chen Mu doing?" The homeroom teacher, Wang Ying, asked Zhang Chen in surprise,""This kid is so nervous? He couldn't even tell the violin from the guitar?”
" Maybe…" Zhang Chen smiled awkwardly and said,""It's probably a prank. Who knows?”
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