We've been living in City G for more than half a year, and we've fought a few big and small fights. We've also helped Boss Ou with some things, but if you ask us if we're considered members of the underworld, we can definitely answer, No, it wasn't.
Because each of our brothers has a legitimate job. Needless to say, Da Sheng is a slightly famous contractor with a business card printed on it. Dahai and Sixth Brother were workers of large state-owned enterprises. Fourth Sister was a nurse at the First City Hospital, a big hospital. As for me, I am the supervisor of the Dasheng Construction Team. I am responsible for the quality of the project. Although I have no license, I have authority. Tian Qi was the supervisor of the construction team. He was in charge of monitoring whether the workers were slacking off, even though he was the laziest. There was also Song An, the deputy commander-in-chief and accountant of the construction team. Without him, the construction team would not be able to operate.
Therefore, we are not people from the underworld. If we were to classify them, we brothers might not be first-class good citizens, but we are definitely second-class good citizens. We should be at the top of the second-class.
However, after that mission, we were forced to join the underworld and become part of the martial world…
Do you still remember the batch of television sets that Brother Yao intercepted last time? Hearing the rumors, Brother Yao was very angry. He ordered his subordinates to inquire around to see who dared to make trouble. I was delighted.'You guys can just go ahead and do nothing.' Xiaofei told my buddies that Boss Ou had already shipped the goods to Shanghai to sell. Even if they turned City G upside down, they would only be able to find four at most. Hur hur, one of them was even carried by Sister Four to look at Brother Yixiu.
After eating, Boss Ou once again set his sights on Brother Yao's goods. He had used his wits last time, but this time, he could not use it again. He could only snatch it by force.
Xiaofei had already figured out their route early in the morning. We rehearsed it several times and everything was in order.
That night, we set up an ambush on the town road early in the morning. We split into three teams and hid in the bushes on both sides of the road. The first team consisted of two people, Mai Zi and Tian Qi. They were responsible for monitoring the situation on the road and waiting for the appearance of prey. Once they found it, they would inform the second team 200 meters away through the walkie-talkie.
The second team consisted of Guo Dahai, me, and an old donkey. They pulled a flatbed cart with a few bags of cow dung and hid at a fork on the side of the road. I held the intercom and waited for Mai Zi's orders.
The third team was made up of Da Sheng, Lao Liu, Da Ben Xiang, Zebra, Orangutan, and Monster. They were less than 100 meters away from me and Dahai. They were divided into two groups and hid on both sides of the road.
The mission requirements were not high. They just had to stop the other party's car, lure them out of the car, and then kidnap them to snatch the goods.
It was already autumn, and the weather had turned cold. However, he did not expect that there would be so many mosquitoes and insects in the suburbs. There was buzzing everywhere. Dahai was not afraid of anything, but he was afraid of the animals in the suburbs. Once bitten, twice shy. He kept muttering something funny.
Da Hai was very excited when Mai Zi gave several orders to prepare to attack. However, after a while, he said that he had seen wrongly and asked us not to move. A few cars drove past, but they were not the target. It was no wonder. It was especially dark that night, and there were no lights on the road. It was not easy to see the license plate when the car drove over and the two headlights shone. He could only wait for the car to pass and look at the license plate at the back.
There were a few times when Dahai and I were tired of crying wolf. I didn't expect the order to be " Target confirmed, attack!"”
It just so happened that Dahai was still peeing by the roadside. I quickly turned off the walkie-talkie and urged Dahai to hurry while driving the donkey to the middle of the road. Dahai was so anxious that he peed half of the time before pulling up his pants. He didn't care about the rest because once the time was up, the target would slip away.
As soon as the donkey pulled the cart onto the road, I immediately jumped into the grass by the roadside. Dahai put on his straw hat and jumped onto the donkey cart, pretending to drive the donkey lazily. At this moment, the headlights behind them approached, and a large truck rushed over. It slowed down and followed behind the donkey cart. The target was coming.
Back then, the township road was a Class 3 road with two lanes. When cars met, they would try their best to move to the side to allow them to pass each other. However, Dahai's donkey cart was now in the middle of the road, and the big goods behind could not overtake them.
The sea seemed to be dozing off, and the donkey dragged its feet and slowly slipped away.
The people on the truck soon became impatient and honked. Dahai turned around and whipped the donkey twice to deal with the situation. As for the donkey, it only walked quickly for a few times before slowly pacing back up.
After a while, a head popped out from the truck driver's seat.""Uncle, can you hurry up? Otherwise, we won't be able to finish this journey tomorrow.”
Dahai deliberately lowered his voice and pretended to be an old farmer."Young man, do you have any bananas?"
"What?"
"Banana."
"What banana?"
"Banana is a banana, a big banana or anything else is fine. It's hanging on this bald donkey's head. It only runs faster when it sees a banana. I don't have any bananas at home today. Look, it's throwing a tantrum.”The sea was blowing wildly.
The driver was mumbling something. The car had gone far away, so I couldn't hear him clearly. So I slowly followed them by the roadside. I thought I heard them cursing in the car," Where can I find bananas in such a dark night?”
Slowly, they approached the ambush point of the third team. At this time, the donkey stopped.
The truck driver stuck his head out again." Grandpa, what's wrong now? Aren't you leaving?”
"This beast wants to poop!" Dahai shouted.
"So what if he poops? Let's go!”
"Young man, how do I go to the toilet? Why don't you try taking a few steps while pooping?”The sea was blowing, and I vaguely heard laughter in the grass in front of me. Fortunately, the people in the truck did not notice.
"How long will your donkey shit for?”The driver lost his temper.
"It's hard to say! Do you have water?" Dahai asked.
The people in the truck didn't ask anything. The window on the other side was rolled down and a plastic bottle was thrown in, but no one got out of the truck.
Dahai had no choice but to open the bottle to feed the donkey.
"Young man, do you have honey?"
"What?" The driver craned his neck and asked.
"Honey, it's honey. This animal has been constipated recently. He doesn't even want to poop after drinking water!”
"What is it? Why would I bring honey in the middle of the night? Forget it, uncle, why don't you pull the donkey cart to the side and let our cart try to pass?”The chauffeur was getting anxious.
"No!"
"What do you mean no? Old fart, move away!”The person who threw the water bottle finally flared up. He had a particularly bad temper and his rough voice was loud.
"If it doesn't work, then it doesn't work. Do you want to move around when you poop?" Dahai retorted.
The people in the car couldn't help but jump out of the side door.
There were two rows of seats in the front of the truck. The headlights couldn't see them clearly, but from the side, it was quite clear. There were four people in the car. Other than the driver, there was another person in the front row, and two in the back row.
Two people jumped down from the back row and were about to pull the donkey when Dahai grabbed a sickle." Don't touch my donkey. If you dare to move, I'll kill you."”
At first, the two men didn't take the old man seriously. However, the old man looked clumsy and walked with a slight limp. However, when he swung his sickle, the two men couldn't get close to him. Dahai kept playing with the two men, which made the people in the car anxious. Finally, the driver and another man jumped out of the car and walked towards Dahai with the iron handle.
This time, the opportunity came. With a great victory's order, a few people rushed out from both sides of the grass. Their faces were wrapped in cloth, and they were clearly a group of robbers. At this time, those people knew that they had fallen into a trap and quickly wanted to retreat to the car. At that time, the truck had not turned off the engine. We were most afraid that they would sit in the car and rush forward. So I covered my face and rushed over. I guarded the driver's door and kicked the driver who was running back.
The driver reacted very quickly and hit me with an iron handle. I was so scared that I quickly retracted my feet and leaned against the car door. The big man behind the driver hit me with a hammer. I could only retreat to the back of the car. The hammer hit the door and made a loud sound.
The driver was about to open the door when Da Sheng arrived and hit the driver's hand with a stick. The driver was forced to withdraw his hand and hit Da Sheng's head with a metal rod. I saw it clearly and rushed forward to grab the driver's wrist. I turned over and heard a " kacha " sound. The driver immediately screamed. His arm was twisted by me.
I then punched him in the jaw and knocked him to his knees. At this moment, Monster and the gorilla also rushed over. Together with Da Sheng and the other two, they subdued the other burly man in a few moves.
On the other side of the sea, Sixth Brother, Elephant, and Zebra joined forces to knock down two unarmed men. We took off their belts, tied their hands together, and pushed them to the side of the road.
"Brother, I'll leave this donkey cart for you to use.”
The four of them stammered. Dahai went over and gave them a few slaps." Uncle, you can't hear me clearly.”
"Thank you, Uncle…Thank you, Uncle.”
Dahai laughed heartily and hopped onto the big cargo. He squeezed together with the gorilla and the others before leaving.
Maizi's car quickly caught up. Sixth Brother, Zebra, and I got in the car, leaving the four poor bastards behind. We hummed the song " Railroad guerrillas " and left easily.
In this great victory, they seized more than 140 boxes of imported cigarettes, such as Marlboros, 555, Dunhill, David Duff, Camel, and many other unknown brands. There were all kinds of cigarettes, 50 cigarettes in a box. Wow, they really made a fortune. There was even a broken big one. We each got 1,000 dayuan and 20 imported cigarettes. Everyone was happy. Old Seven started to eat cigarettes at this time and never left his hand ever since…
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