The prank battle was in progress.
White, who was as pure as snow, walked into a bakery with her big, watery eyes.
"Wow, what a cute girl." The bread seller picked up Bai Kuang and rubbed him.
Bai smiled shyly and said sincerely,""Big sister, you're so beautiful." Cake seller, this yellow-faced old woman with a face full of wrinkles could also be called sister. It turned out that Bai was the most black-bellied person. When she lied, her eyes were still so pure. Why didn't she realize this before?
"Ah, is that so? I think so too." "Little girl, what do you want to buy?"”
"Do you have a hundred loaves of bread here?”
"That much? I don't have that much right now.”the auntie said embarrassedly.
Tears suddenly welled up in her innocent eyes. The auntie panicked. How could she disappoint such a cute little girl?" Don't cry, don't cry. If you can wait, can I make it for you now?"”
Outside the door, a drop of sweat appeared on the foreheads of Yue and the others. Do you really think you're only 18 years old? You're not even old enough to call you grandma.
"Okay, thank you, sister." A certain big watery eye blinked and revealed a happy smile.
" Why didn't I realize that Bai was so good at acting before?" Jun Maro touched his forehead." It turns out that Bai is the strongest."”The people around him nodded in agreement.
After a while, the middle-aged woman came out from the inner room and said,"Little girl, the bread is ready."
Bai walked over, smiled cutely, and handed a few coins to the auntie.
"That's great. Thank you, Auntie. Please give me two.”
The auntie was speechless. O。O
When they returned to the main street, Naruto and Xiaojun looked at Bai with an unreadable expression. Naruto couldn't help but say,""Bai, are you really Bai? Could it be that you're Ming Yue?"
"Yes, yes, Bai. Are you really Bai?" Little Jun echoed.”
"Big Brother Naruto, Big Brother Xiaojun, I'm really white. I didn't know that pranks were so fun. I want to learn from Lord Yue in the future.”
Everyone was speechless, and Han Buzhan took two steps back to distance himself from Bai. What a joke. Lord Yue and Young Master Ming had already given them enough headaches. How were they going to survive if another one came? The two looked at each other and saw helplessness in each other's eyes. They only hoped that Little Jun would not become like that again.
Then, the super handsome Jun Malu appeared with the background music,'I'm Handsome, Who's Afraid of Me?'
The target is a butcher shop. Don't let your guard down.
The banknotes in her hands were like paper scraps. Little Jun casually picked up a paper figurine and played with it. The butcher's eyes flashed with golden light as he looked at it. A big customer. A smile that made people lose their appetite appeared on his fat face." Customer, what do you need?"”
"Do you see what's in my hand?”
"I saw it. It's cash."
"Do you want it?"
The boss nodded vigorously, and the fat on his body trembled." I want it, I want it."”
Xiaojun continued to act cool." The thing I want is very simple. If you sell it here, this money is all yours."”
How blissful. With so much money, the boss was drooling, and his eyes turned into two heart-shaped eyes.
No way, this is money, not a beauty.
"I want a bone."
"Yes, yes, yes. We have all kinds of bones.”
"It's the same size and weight as mine.”Kunmaro stretched out his hand, and a bone popped out." How is it? Do you have it?"”
The boss was speechless.
No one answered. Jun Maro turned his head strangely. He was gone. Why was he gone? He looked at the ground again. The boss had fainted from Jun Maro's unglamorous actions.
He really couldn't take the blow. Gunmaro's prank failed because the other party fainted from his fright.
The only ones left were Han and No More Beheading. The two of them regretted coming out today. Did they not look at the almanac when they went out today? If they didn't behead Han, they would go first.
Han was expressionless as he shot him a look." You go first."
You first.
You first.
In the end, Han Xian compromised, because if he didn't go first, he would tell everyone that he went to the wrong female bathhouse in the Shadowmist Village. Damn it, who didn't know that he was under an illusion at that time.
The cold air around his body was released, and his face was as black as it could be. He led everyone into a house, uh, the favorite place of lecherous immortals.
No way, Xiao Han, you're too strong, actually coming to this kind of place.
Seeing a group of people charging in, the seductive women in the room immediately stood up and posed seductively. When they saw who it was, their expressions changed. The one at the front was very handsome, but it was obvious that strangers were approaching. Why were there girls behind them? Was this where they came from?
Xiao Han waved her hand and a handful of cash flew into the sky, falling down like snow. The eyes of the few women instantly looked like wolves seeing a little rabbit. Their hands suddenly moved quickly, turning into countless hand shadows. Not a single one fell. Ah, so handsome.
A guy who likes to show off-Naruto and Xiaojun's thoughts.
Han, you can go without worry.
"Do you like the thing in my hand?" Han said helplessly.
"I like it!" The voices of the hot girls were so sweet that it was sickening.
"Very good. As long as you do one thing well, it's yours.”Han continued to let out a cold breath expressionlessly. Tears were running down his face. Why did I do such an idiotic thing? If I don't kill you, you're actually threatening me. This is unforgivable. I'm going to teach you a lesson. Standing not far away, Alive Without Killing suddenly had a bad feeling.
"You guys, serve that lord well.”He pointed at where Moon and the others were standing.
If he didn't sever his Qi, he would have cursed out loud. The cold was referring to him.
It turned out that Xiao Han was also a black-bellied person. Amazing. Although he looked fine on the surface, he was laughing so hard that his heart was about to twitch. Today, he had made Xiao Han change his face several times. He felt so accomplished.
A few beauties immediately rushed towards No Slash, and just as No Slash was about to escape, they suddenly realized that Naruto was already standing at the door. Naruto blinked and said,"A man can't run away."
God, what does this have to do with being a man?
When he looked at the window again, Bai had already sat down by the window. He waved at No Cut Again." Good luck!"”
If he didn't shed his tears, his eyes would turn vertical. He snorted coldly and glared at the few beauties, scaring them into immediately stopping in their tracks. What a terrifying person.
"Don't be afraid. She's just shy." Moon chuckled. She really wanted to see Han's reaction. The money in Han's hand doubled.
Lord Yue, which eye of yours saw me being shy?
"Shy, what a cute man!" Money was still the most attractive. A few wolf-like women pounced on No Slash. Just as No Slash was about to conjure an illusion, he suddenly realized that he couldn't move. Wu, Lord Yue, give me a way out.
"Sir, you really have a personality.”
"Get lost!"
"Don't be shy. Wow, you don't have eyebrows. I like men like that the most.”
Such mushy words. Naruto and the others had goosebumps all over their bodies when they heard it. They felt deep sympathy for Aloha, who was among the female wolves.
"Let's go into the room."
A few female perverts dragged him into the inner room. Seeing that they were about to be dragged into the room if they didn't cut him, they said anxiously,"Han, quickly chase them away, or I'll tell them about your scandal.”
A certain cold and handsome man ignored his threat. No matter what, he would make you embarrass yourself today.
Han had a scandal, Yue and the others looked at each other. There was no hurry. There would be plenty of time in the future to not say it, hehe.
"No, you bunch of bitches, get lost.”
"Sir, you can't say that. You'll know how good we are when we enter.”
"That's right, that's right."
They were already inside the room. A rare teasing smile flashed across Han's icy face.
A loud shout came from the inner room." Who told you to strip my clothes? Help!”
No one spoke.
"Woman, I have an infectious disease."
A loud shout caused a thousand ripples.!!”A few seductive women all ran out.
No Longyi Zhan walked out of the house in a mess. He was so angry that a large flame rose behind him." Long Tenghan, I want you to know what a ghost is today."”
Seeing that the situation was not right, Han dashed out of the window.
"Don't run!" If he didn't slash, he would chase after them.
" Hahahaha..." The rest of the people in the room burst into laughter.
"An infectious disease, haha!" If he didn't kill them, he would have come up with such a lousy reason.
(This chapter is purely a spoof. Note that this chapter is purely a spoof.)
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