Perhaps the encounter of fate was just a joke of God. God said let there be light, so there was light in the world. God said, I am omnipotent.
- Revelation, Chapter 3, Book 2
There were two rows of tables four meters apart in the examination hall. On the tables were pen, ink, paper, and inkstone. Wushuang sat there uneasily. When the head examiner placed a stack of papers on the table with a clang, Xiao Shuang's heart jumped and almost jumped out. The head examiner looked at the examinee seriously. His two knife-like eyes swept across Xiao Shuang, scaring Xiao Shuang so much that she almost suffocated. The two deputy examiners were busy handing out the test papers to each examinee.
The roll of paper was handed to Wushuang. Wushuang was about to answer when he suddenly felt someone touch him. He turned around and saw a handsome scholar with a red face. He lowered his head and gestured at his feet. Wushuang looked at his feet and it turned out to be a brush. The scholar would raise his head from time to time and look at Xiao Shuang anxiously. Seeing his pained expression, Xiao Shuang could not help but have the urge to protect him. Xiao Shuang cursed herself for being a pervert. How could she have such thoughts? Wu Shuang secretly glanced at the invigilator and lowered her head to pick up the brush. Just as she stood up, two gazes swept over her. Wu Shuang secretly sighed and heaved a sigh of relief. Wushuang returned the brush to the scholar when the examiner was not prepared. Due to her haste, she accidentally grabbed his hand. Wushuang felt his hand. Wushuang felt that his hand was very delicate, so she squeezed it hard. The scholar quickly retracted his hand. Wu Shuang looked at the scholar and realized that his face was even redder, like a ripe apple. Wu Shuang wanted to go up and bite him. The scholar seemed to have sensed his gaze and quickly lowered his head. The examination hall was so quiet that one could even hear the sound of a pin dropping on the ground. The examinees were all buried in their questions. Wushuang looked at the so-called Confucius and could only shake her head helplessly. Looking at the falling leaves outside the window, Xiao Shuang could not help but think of herself and the old guy drinking under the fallen leaves and memorizing. She could not help but feel sad. Wushuang suddenly remembered the classics, history, and classics that the old guy always asked her to memorize. She looked at the blank test paper and wrote: An ordinary man can become a teacher for hundreds of generations, and a word can become the law of the world. Rites and music are written by the emperor. I feel that the writing style is like a fountain of thoughts, flowing out like water, and no one can stop it.
After a few incense sticks, Wushuang shook her tired and sore arms, shook her neck, stretched, and yawned. Looking around, he saw that everyone was busy writing. He was the only one who was leisurely and had nothing to do. Wushuang looked around and fell asleep. She soon fell asleep. After a long time, Wushuang was shaken awake. The dazed Wushuang was naturally very unhappy to be woken up. Just as she was about to curse, she looked up and saw the examiner's cold face. At that time, she swallowed the words she had cursed halfway. Looking at the empty examination hall, Wushuang cursed in her heart and walked out of the examination hall dejectedly.
The sun was so bright and beautiful. Breathing in the fresh air, Wu Shuang felt that the outside was so beautiful. At this moment, Wushuang saw Bao Bao. Bao Bao was waving at him with his little paws. Bao Bao seemed to be very happy to show him why it was not hanging inside. Wushuang completely fainted.
The two of them, one man and one beast, walked aimlessly on the street. Baby seemed to be very happy and kept talking. As they walked, Little Beast, who was sitting on Little Shuang's shoulder, suddenly patted Wushuang's head and gestured twice. Wushuang followed Little Beast's gesture and looked into the distance. She was shocked. "Are you sure it's this one?" Wushuang asked in a questioning tone.”，Little Beastie mumbled as if it was dissatisfied with Xiaoshuang's question and then nodded vigorously. Wushuang could not help but feel a headache. It turned out that the baby was referring to a restaurant called Shili Xiang. Wushuang led the baby into the restaurant. At this time, the waiter quickly came up and asked,"Sir, do you want to stay or drink?”，Xiao Shuang replied,"Drink some wine and cook some good dishes. Give me two sets of bowls and chopsticks."”Under the waiter's puzzled gaze, Little Beastie puffed out its chest. The waiter hurriedly said,"Understood, understood. So you're waiting for someone. This lowly one will go and prepare." The baby immediately let out a sigh of relief and sat listlessly on Xiao Shuang's shoulder. At this moment, he heard the Daoist say,"What a cute little beast. It's really lovable." The roots of the Rainbow Treasure Tree were tightly clasped on the head of the snow-white little beast. Everyone pitied it, and flowers bloomed.
That person continued," Waiter, this brother's debt is on me. Can this brother come over for a chat?" This voice was crisp and pleasant to the ear, like the flowing water in the mountains or the cool breeze in the forest. It was unforgettable. Xiao Shuang would be an idiot if she didn't want to take advantage of him. Therefore, Xiao Shuang was polite and said,"" I can't bear to neglect brother's good intentions." As she spoke, she sat down. Wushuang glanced at the scholar she had met during the morning exam.
Hearing the scholar say that this scholar had just finished his exam and wanted to drink some wine to celebrate, Wushuang thought to herself, Nonsense, you f * cking sat behind me, I didn't know you were a scholar. That scholar didn't mention anything about the exam in the morning, only teasing the little beast and laughing. Wushuang was annoyed. No matter what, I risked being chased out of the exam hall to help you, but you didn't say thank you. Your conscience was eaten by dogs.
Wushuang carefully observed the young man in front of him. He realized that this young man did not have an Adam's apple. He suddenly thought of the details of his relationship with the scholar. His face turned red and he quickly retracted his hand. Wushuang suddenly remembered that this scholar was a girl in disguise.
At this moment, the waiter served the dishes and wine. The waiter said," Enjoy your meal " and left. It's true that a thousand cups of wine are few when a bosom friend meets, but half a sentence is more when they don't get along. The scholar saw that Xiaoshuang was humorous and knowledgeable, so he wanted to befriend her. He became more and more congenial and drank more and more wine. At this time, Wushuang suddenly stood up and said loudly,"I met a good brother today. Everyone, please treat me to a meal. Waiter, serve a big bowl of wine." Everyone cheered. The scholar was impressed by Xiaoshuang's generosity. The two drank more and more wine. They introduced each other. It turned out that this scholar was from Bianjing, and his name was Shangguan Yuntian. Xiaoshuang thought that he was fooling a ghost and came here to play. Little Beast held the cup with both hands and gulped down three or four cups in a row. After that, he patted his stomach and burped. Shangguan's eldest daughter leaned against her chest and gestured to Xiaoshuang that her chest was very big. Xiao Shuang cursed the little perverted beast in her heart. The two of them drank one glass after another, enjoying themselves. Baby was gnawing on a roasted pork leg that was taller than him. His mouth was full of oil as he ate with relish. Xiao Shuang looked around at the people who were drinking and suddenly shouted, Waiter, give me a big jar of wine to drink." He then said to Shangguan Yuntian,"" My good brother, let's drink from the jar." He picked up a jar of wine and started drinking. Shangguan Yuntian's eldest daughter also started drinking. Baby also lifted a jar of wine. Because the jar was too big, he didn't hold it firmly and knocked himself unconscious. Little Beastie looked at it and climbed onto the jar. It accidentally fell into the jar and climbed back up after a while, drenched. Shangguan Yuntian laughed loudly.
Wushuang carefully observed Shangguan Yuntian who was sleeping in front of her. She found that his clothes were luxurious and he was wearing a dragon-shaped jade pendant. Wushuang was very curious. Looking at Shangguan Yuntian lying on the table, Wushuang picked up the baby lying on the wine jar and staggered out. At this moment, the waiter hurriedly walked over and asked,"Sir, this wine bill?" Wushuang looked at the waiter and said drunkenly,"" Do you see the one lying on the ground? That's my brother's. He has the money. Don't forget to ask him for it when you leave. His memory isn't very good." He walked out of the wine. As soon as he walked out of the hotel, he walked briskly and said, Little brat, your fur hasn't grown yet, you're acting like two of us, too tender!""It's expensive." She only heard "Young Master, please don't panic. Thank you for your help in the examination hall. I am extremely grateful." Wushuang stuttered,"Young Master, please don't panic.""Aren't you drunk inside? Why are you up again?”
The scholar said,"Oh, you're talking about my brother, right? My brother is drinking at night!" He drank too much again. Thank you, Young Master."After saying that, he left in a hurry. Wu Shuang thought to herself that it was a close call. The sisters were actually as beautiful as each other. It was really interesting. After saying that, Wu Shuang hurriedly ran away, while the baby was still lying on the Wushuang Sword and having a sweet dream. He did not know anything.
At the same time, Shangguan Shixue walked into the tavern and saw her sister arguing with the bartender."How is that possible? He actually didn't pay. I'm so angry." The waiter quickly said,"I'm so angry.""Sir, how could I remember wrongly? Your brother said that the money was with you and that you had a bad memory.”
Shangguan Shiyu was so angry that she almost vomited blood. She thought to herself,'Brat, don't let me catch you.' As she thought about it, she took out a few notes from her brocade bag and said boldly,""There's no need to look for it.
The waiter took the notes and said embarrassedly,""Your money is not enough. Your brother said that he invited everyone here to drink, so he didn't give them any money.”Shiyu was so angry that she almost cried. She directly waved her hand and left. Shixue saw that her sister was about to cry and quickly went forward to give her some money. The bartender took it and said, Shiyu was so angry that she burst into tears.”
The two sisters chatted as they walked. Shixue talked about what happened in the examination hall, and Shiyu said," If it's really like what you said, the person you met is really not bad, not as bad as the one I met." Shixue shook her sister's hand and said," Shiyu laughed and pinched her sister's nose.""I can't win against you, girl. I'll listen to you." At this moment, Wu Shuang, who was strolling in the small town, yawned." Who's talking about me?" Little Beastie looked at Wushuang curiously and went back to sleep.
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