"Young Master, that old fellow couldn't have run away, right?”
Xiao Yuxuan looked at the shattered Moxuan Village in front of her and widened her beautiful eyes as she smiled coquettishly."Young Master is really amazing. Even this small village was implicated in this battle.”
"Stop fooling around. No matter what, that old fellow is still a Dou Zun. Since he has set up a tea for the guests, he will definitely sneak away.”Tiange looked at a thatched cottage not far away and said with a smile,""That's it. I feel like he's waiting for us there.”
Xiao Yuxuan followed the direction Tiange pointed at and looked at the thatched cottage five hundred meters away. She sneered and said,""It is really strange. Other Dou Zuns are treated like honored guests and are worshipped like Bodhisattvas. However, this person is actually…He actually lived in a thatched cottage. What a character.”The two of them talked as they walked, and in the blink of an eye, they arrived at their destination.
"Esteemed guest, the room has prepared a high-grade fragrant tea. If you don't mind, please come in and drink a cup to calm your anger.”Just as Tiange was sizing up the thatched cottage, the door suddenly opened, and an old voice accompanied by a serene fragrance drifted out.
The fragrance filled the air and drifted for ten miles. Hmm, just from this fragrance, one could tell that this tea was extraordinary.
Tiange let out a breath of turbid air and took a deep breath of the fresh tea fragrance. Then, she walked into the house with the little fox. It was very simple inside. On the left was an inner room, and the rest was the living room. Tiange saw a cunning old man sitting in the middle of the hall. His eyes were thin and narrow, almost squinting into a line. To be honest, Tiange had never seen someone as ugly as him in her two lifetimes. He had big buck teeth, pointy ears, and oh, right, a face as flat as the bottom of a pot. As for his nose-where was his nose? Could it be those two holes that seemed to be breathing? Where was the bridge of his nose? Could it be that someone had punched it in? As for his figure! Hehe.
Tiange really didn't want to say that he was too fat or that he looked like an animal that only knew how to eat and sleep. In fact, pigs were much slimmer than him! His thick and broken legs were like two thick tree stumps. As for his waist, God, did he still have a waist? It was a super large bucket! His neck was so short that it was almost invisible, and his head was so huge that people could completely ignore the other "bloated" parts of his body.
There were really a hundred ugly people, and he was number one! Tiange sighed. She had no doubt that if that fatty laughed, he would definitely scare people to death in broad daylight.
Little did he know that while he was sizing up the other party, that pig (alright! Before the other party officially introduced him, he called him a pig. Although he is a Dou Zun, our Tiange's ability to protect herself is also very strong.)He was also looking at Tiange. Suddenly, the old man laughed and said,"Young Master Chu is indeed worthy of the title of the Son of God!" But this appearance makes me very envious. Hmm, how should I put it? He should be even more handsome than the rabbit that sells its butt in the capital!”
"You flatter me. Your strength is not bad. However, with this appearance, even if a Dou Sheng came, he would be so disgusted that he would want to run!”Since you're using your appearance to make fun of me, I won't be polite. Hehe, if you want to insult others, I have a lot. Tiange decided to play psychological warfare for a while. Naturally, he would make the pig spit out three liters of blood first.
"Hehe, how can this old man have such ability? You're the one who's amazing, aren't you? Without being serious, you've already defeated my disappointing disciple. I really suspect that you are a descendant of a Dou Di! To have such terrifying talent at such a young age was something that many people dreamed of!”The pig laughed sinisterly and said,""Is your surname Gu?"
"Ai, who am I? If a pig can become a Dou Zun, then the fellow who raised you is really amazing! You actually didn't make me poor." Tiange didn't show any weakness either. She also smiled.""I heard that the price of meat has risen again recently. I think your father has already set his sights on you! Otherwise, why would a fat guy like you come to this desolate village to dig for food?”
"Haha, you flatter me, you flatter me." "Since Young Master has come, let's talk about something serious!" The pig laughed sinisterly.”
"Hey, stop. You and I don't know each other. What's there to talk about?”Seeing that the other party wasn't joking, Tiange rubbed her chin and said with a smile,""I think it's better to use force directly.”
"Don't. I don't fight a battle I'm not confident in. Moreover, I am only a one star Dou Zun. Your strongest state is at the peak of the Dou Zong class! Moreover, I have a 'Heavenly Flame' and so many strange Dou Techniques. I don't want to take the risk. Mm, definitely not." The pig thought for a while and said,"Actually, we can exchange…" How about... I know a secret place! Although this old man doesn't know what's hidden in there, it's indeed a treasure land filled with Dou Qi. It's the most suitable place for cultivation. I think you will agree, right?"
"Indeed."
Tiange thought to herself,'Ever since I broke through my original bottleneck after absorbing the Amethyst Lion Birth Essence, this stage has become a new bottleneck.' Although he had previously relied on formations that specifically absorbed the Qi of heaven and earth to increase his cultivation speed, the higher the level of his Dou Qi cultivation, the harder it was to break through. In the past few days of cultivation, he had always felt that the energy in the surrounding air could not keep up with the speed of his absorption. Therefore, if he wanted to break through this bottleneck, he had to rely on miraculous fate. When the pig said that he knew a perfect place for cultivation, Tiange's heart skipped a beat. Her eyes also narrowed into slits, containing a terrifying light." Tell me your conditions for the exchange."”
"Hehe, refreshing." The obscene pig laughed and said,"Let me introduce myself first." I am Cang Weasel, the clan leader of the Cang Lan Rat Clan. Many years ago, when I was digging a hole in the ground, I accidentally came across a Transformation Grass.”
"Eh, you're Cang Weasel. I've heard my mother talk about you. She said you're very annoying. He was clearly very ugly, but he insisted that he was a handsome man.”After hearing the pig's self-introduction, Xiao Yuxuan covered her mouth with her hand and smiled."Yes, I finally saw it with my own eyes today. It's indeed very ugly. No, it should be said that it was extremely ugly. There was no other one in the world who could be ugly.”
"Hey, you half-human, half-fox little fellow. Do you think I can't recognize you just because you're wearing makeup? Hmph hmph, the Heavenly Fox clan has silver hair. Even if you are the daughter of Xiao Mei, you should have silver hair…"
"Shut up, you're not allowed to call my mother by her nickname. Xiaomei could only call her father. Her mother said that if anyone dared to call her father, she would break their legs.”When the little fox heard that the old fellow was called Xiaomei, she immediately went berserk and shouted,"Hmph, I'll tell her when I get back and ask mother to come and get you.”
"Alright! Hehe, since we haven't seen each other for many years, it's a good time to catch up.”"Your mother always fantasized about a touching love song with a handsome man among humans," Cang Weasel laughed sinisterly. This old man had told her long ago that humans only admired her beauty. How could they really love a fox!”
" Hey, don't talk nonsense. My father and mother are so loving. You stinky rat can't compare to them.”Xiao Yuxuan frowned and sneered,"You'll be single until you're old. No woman will fall for you at all."”
"Nonsense, this old man is a famous handsome man in the Imperial Capital. Even the Emperor's wife has to chase after me. The romantic affairs within are something that a little fox like you who has never experienced the world knows.”Cang Weasel squeaked angrily.
"Humph, you're famous for being obscene! I think you're just digging a hole to peek. Are you chasing after him?”
"Hey, you two, you're getting off topic.”
Tiange snorted coldly and interrupted Cang She, who was about to speak. She said with a slightly cold expression,""Hurry up and get to the point. Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude.”
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