Just as Xiao Yun had come to the rainforest under the alias of Jiang Xiaochong to apply for a Traditional Chinese Medical Health Massage, Little Tiger Lan Tianyang had driven a man in a retired camouflage military uniform to the "Mistress Village" and successfully applied to be the security guard of the "Mistress Village".
Little Tiger Head was very relaxed, but Xiao Yunyi still had to put in some effort.
The burly man first arranged for someone to buy Lu 'an melon slices, then led Xiao Yunyi to his office. Before they could even sit down, Xiao Yun asked,""I haven't asked for your name yet.”
"I'm Lu Boyang. I won't ask for your real name, little brother. I'll call you little brother from now on. "Little brother, don't be so formal with me. You can call me big brother directly in the future," the man said.
"Yo, how dare you?" Xiao Yun said humbly.
"Didn't they say that all the people in the world are brothers? I'm only a few years older than you.”Lu Boyang smiled.
"Alright, if you say anything else, you'll be pretentious. Please take a seat, Big Brother Lu. Let me take your pulse now.”Xiao Yunyi sat on the sofa to Lu Boyang's left as she spoke. She took Lu Boyang's left hand and pressed on the three points of the pulse.
After taking his pulse, Xiao Yunyi looked at Lu Boyang and said,""Big Brother Lu, if this little brother has something to say, just say it. Big Brother Lu's illness was caused by deficiency and nourishment. His illness was in the kidneys, lungs, and spleen. Logically speaking, at his age, even if he had sex more frequently, he shouldn't be like this.”
Lu Boyang's face turned red when he heard that. Xiao Yunyi continued,""First, Big Brother's body became weak due to frequent sexual intercourse. Then, he drank a large amount of ginseng and other hot tonics, which caused him to become ill. Big brother, is what little brother said right? Did Big Brother get a beautiful woman like a fairy recently? Otherwise, why would he be like this?”
"Aiya, it's amazing. It's really amazing. Hehe, I have been having sex quite frequently these days, but I didn't get any beautiful women. Little brother, please sit down for a while. I'll go and see if they've made the tea.”Lu Boyang stood up with an embarrassed expression.
"Big brother, you don't have to go and see. Little brother won't ask for now. If big brother trusts this little brother, then this little brother will imitate my ancestors and give big brother a needle to cure his illness. At the same time, he wanted to let his big brother try his little brother's Chinese massage technique. But before that, Big Brother needed to clean himself up and drink two cups of warm water. Then, he prepared a basin, mouthwash, and a towel.”Xiao Yunyi stood up and stopped Lu Boyang. Then, he took out a sandalwood box from his bag.
When Xiao Yunyi asked Lu Boyang if he believed him, a hint of hesitation flashed across Lu Boyang's face. However, when he saw the exquisite rosewood box in Xiao Yunyi's hand, he said,""I believe you. Brother, take a rest first. I'll go prepare now.”
"Okay, by the way, big brother, you have to get someone to prepare a bowl of hot rice porridge for you. Get someone to send it over in an hour and a half.”
Lu Boyang went out for about ten minutes, but no one knew what he did after that. However, when he came back, he immediately followed Xiao Yunyi's instructions and lay down on the bed. For the next 30 minutes, Lu Boyang complained that he was not feeling well. Other than complaining that he was uncomfortable, he put on a bitter face and tried to cooperate with Xiao Yunyi. However, after 40 minutes, other than feeling refreshed and refreshed, Lu Boyang felt a little hungry.
Xiao Yunyi first used the discharge formula of acupuncture. He used the golden needles to force out all the heat and fire toxins in Lu Boyang's body. Lu Boyang was sweating profusely, and the basin in front of his bed was filled with his vomit.
Then, Xiao Yun used the acupuncture method to unblock a few of Lu Boyang's meridians. Only then did the damp heat in his body and the toxins from the tonic were expelled from his body. In the end, Xiao Yun also used the 'tonic' method of Chinese massage. She massaged Lu Boyang's acupoints along the bladder meridian of the Foot-Taiyang Meridian, the gallbladder meridian of the Foot-Shaoyang Meridian, and the stomach meridian of the Foot-Yangming Meridian.
Lu Boyang's feelings aside, Xiao Yunyi was drenched in sweat after 40 minutes. Do you think Lu Boyang would feel uncomfortable?
"Good brother, I have never felt so comfortable these days. Little brother, you are really amazing.”After Xiao Yunyi removed all the golden needles from Lu Boyang's body, Lu Boyang jumped up from the bed and hugged Xiao Yunyi.
"This is a blessing that big brother should have, but big brother still has another blessing. I wonder if big brother wants it?”
"Little brother, don't keep me in suspense. Just say what you have to say.”Lu Boyang said excitedly.
"Big brother, forgive me for being blunt. Big Brother also had a chronic illness of being ashamed to speak, right? Big Brother, don't be anxious. I know whether you say it or not. Men were all like this. I might as well go all out. Today, I'll help big brother get rid of this worry.”
"Aiya, brother, this, this, what do you want me to say? Alright, according to the old Chinese saying, that's a great favor that can't be thanked with words. Brother, take a rest first. I'll talk to you later."
"Haha, big brother, do you know what it means to be in one go, to be weak again, and to be exhausted three times? "This is the best time for me to cure Big Brother's illness. Big Brother, lie on your back." Xiao Yunyi walked to Lu Boyang's lounge and locked the door before returning to his side. She took out three one-inch-long silver needles from the rosewood box and told Lu Boyang to remove his underwear…
"Big brother, keep these three silver needles well. In the future, when everything this little brother said comes true, please return these three gold needles to this little brother.”Xiao Yunyi said after he finished casting the spell on Lu Boyang. He then handed the three silver needles to Lu Boyang and continued,""Big brother, is this little brother qualified to apply for the position of a Chinese medical massage practitioner here?”
"Hehe, you're more than qualified. You're simply too qualified. Oh, no, you're super qualified. Old brother, if you don't mind me being vulgar, how about we become sworn brothers?”Lu Boyang took the three silver needles.
"Hehe, big brother, I will remember this. After a month, if big brother still says so, then we will be like big brother in ancient times, rubbing earth to make incense, kowtowing three times and bowing nine times to become good brothers with different surnames.”Xiao Yunyi said as she put away the golden needles.
When Lu Boyang heard that, he said happily,""Alright, big brother will listen to you, old brother. Hahahaha. Brother, don't be a masseuse anymore. I'll pay for your school fees in the future.”
"Big brother, this little brother thanks big brother for your kind intentions, but this little brother doesn't want to do as big brother says. The number one lackey still had some ability, right? Therefore, with my own ability, I won't be given charity. This is also why I said I was giving big brother a chance. Of course, I'm not looking down on you. If you really want to repay me, you can just sponsor me when I hold a Jinghu solo concert in the future. Secondly, my family's ancestral teachings say: If you couldn't earn money with your own abilities, you could die in any way you wanted, but you couldn't accept charity from others. How dare I die of shame? So-"
"Yes, I understand. Brother, you just said that even if I let you stay, you have conditions, right? Then tell me your conditions now.”
"First, because I have classes, I can only come here on Friday nights and Saturday afternoons. Other times, I have to make an appointment with someone and get my permission before I come a third time. Second, I don't care how big brother charges, but I can't charge less than 1000 yuan per hour. With my technique and skills, I believe that no one will bid 2000 for an hour of massage. Third, I showed off my skills in front of big brother just now. With big brother's character, he will definitely ask me to help treat his friend when he sees that he is sick. Big brother also knows that it takes a lot of energy to use acupuncture needles and massage techniques. Besides, my kung fu is not good enough, so I can only treat one of big brother's good friends once a month. The treatment fee will be calculated separately. And I will never let anyone use the Golden Needle Acupoint Crossing Technique, especially women. If you meet these people, don't tell me. Promise me these three things and I will stay with you.”
"Alright, I agree to all of them. But old brother, how about we leave a way out for everything?”
"I knew big brother would say that. How about this, when little brother is in a difficult situation, big brother won't force little brother, then everything will be up to big brother. This is my condition, Big Brother."
"Old brother, big brother will definitely not make things difficult for you in the future. However, if big brother's loved ones really come to beg you, can you at least give big brother a little face?”
"Okay, big brother, I guess sister-in-law might have been infertile. Otherwise, big brother wouldn't be like this.”Xiao Yunyi said that he was guessing, but he had already done a thorough investigation of Lu Boyang before he came. Otherwise, how could he make such an accurate diagnosis with his half-bottle of vinegar?
However, Xiao Yunyi had indeed learned the essence of his master's diagnosis of difficult and miscellaneous diseases. Otherwise, he would not have dared to swagger around like this.
"Hey, old brother, you even know this? You, what should I say about you? Your sister-in-law is really infertile. Otherwise, I wouldn't be like this.”
"Ah, big brother is happy now, but his mouth is wrinkled. I can see that sister-in-law treats you and you treat sister-in-law well, but why does big brother have to find a mistress?”
"Sigh, brother, it's not that big brother is fickle, but big brother indeed has something difficult to say.”
"Stop, big brother, let's not talk about anything else today. After you drink the hot porridge, move around and go to sleep. Remember, you're not allowed to have sex within half a month. Big brother, I have something to do and I'll be leaving first. Oh, right, I've designed a poster for myself. Later, big brother will get someone to make it according to what's written on it. It'll be fine by placing it at the entrance of the hall.”
"Alright, I'll remember it."
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