That night, Xiao Yun, the tiger head Lan Tianyang, and the little tiger girl Lan Tianxia had been busy for the entire night. Although they were tired, they did not feel tired at all after the night's harvest.
In the morning, Xiao Yun made use of the breakfast time to arrange the things that the three of them had to do for the time being and also agreed on a new way to contact each other. After giving her instructions and finishing her breakfast, Xiao Yun picked up a suitcase and a backpack and walked out of the apartment under Little Tiger Girl's reluctant gaze.
In order to make it easier for her to "work", Xiao Yun also rented a house near the rainforest. The house was rented from a real estate company. After looking at the house, Xiao Yun was satisfied with it, so she signed a one-year contract with the rental company and paid half a year's rent.
On Friday afternoon, Xiao Yun returned to her rented apartment after eating a bowl of pork noodles downstairs. With one hand, she picked up the thermos and poured some tea into the cup. With the other hand, she pressed the start button of the laptop.
He put down the thermos bottle and picked up the cup. Just as he sat down on the chair, his hand had yet to reach the mouse when his cell phone rang-The East is red, the sun is rising…
The hand that was about to reach for the mouse had no choice but to retreat and pick up the phone. After answering the call, he pressed it to his ear and asked,"Hello, may I ask-"
"Old brother? It's me, your big brother. Hahaha, old brother, it's Friday today. You haven't forgotten, have you?" Lu Boyang's muffled voice came through the phone.
"How could I dare to forget? If I forget, wouldn't Big Brother confiscate my house? Hehe, don't worry, big brother. I'll be there at 7 pm sharp.”Xiao Yunyi took a sip of water after saying that. The bowl of rice noodles with sliced meat was a little salty.
When Lu Boyang heard this, he laughed and said,""Hahaha, I knew you hadn't forgotten. By the way, brother, can I discuss something with you?”
"What is it, big brother?" Xiao Yun replied readily.
"Haha, it's like this. Big Brother, I, don't keep my mouth shut. I only cared about happily publicizing it to my old brother outside. In the end, it attracted a few people who insisted on making a bet with me. Old brother, if you have time, come over in the afternoon. Just this once, okay? I promise I won't do such a thing again. Also, I got someone to redo the poster you designed. Now that it's done, it's hanging in the hall. It's very eye-catching. Come and take a look, old brother.”
"I really have to hand it to you, Big Brother. I really don't know why I had to apply for a job at Big Brother's place back then.”
"According to you, isn't this fate between us brothers? Haha, old brother, I'll wait for you."
"Alright, I'll be there in about forty minutes. By the way, I ate salty food at noon…"
"I've already made Lu 'an melon slices for you. I'm just waiting for you to moisten your throat. Haha, big brother is waiting for you."
Xiao Yunyi's new rented place was not far from the rainforest. It was only a ten-minute ride by bicycle. Therefore, after hanging up the phone, he did not leave in a hurry. Instead, he used a new TQ account to log into the pill group and observe the movements in the group, especially the one called "Butterfly Sword".
At this moment, Die Jian was still chatting with Big Underpants, who was disguised as Lan Tianxia, on the Internet. After watching for a while, Xiao Yunyi logged off TQ. After tidying up the house, he left some marks in some special places and went out to the rainforest.
Once they entered the rainforest, Xiao Yunyi, oh, no, his name should be Jiang Xiaochong. However, for the sake of convenience, it's better to use the name Xiao Yunyi, right? Xiao Yunyi saw a huge poster with a photo. Xiao Yunyi glanced at it and walked towards Lu Boyang's office with a smile.
When she entered Lu Boyang's office, Xiao Yun saw that the table in Lu Boyang's office was filled with all kinds of exquisite dishes. There were also a few bottles of good wine beside it. Xiao Yunyi said to Lu Boyang,""Big brother, you should get someone to take these away. At least for this week, you can't eat these, let alone drink.”
"What? Even if I don't eat it, brother, you have to eat it too.”Lu Boyang said reluctantly as he looked at the table full of good dishes.
"Big brother, I don't like to eat these either. As the saying goes, simple food is the most nutritious. Besides, didn't I just finish eating? Big brother, let this little brother accompany you to drink some coarse tea.”Xiao Yunyi walked to Lu Boyang's side and took the cigarette he was about to light from his hand.""Big Brother, you can smoke, but it's better to smoke less this week.”
"Brother, you can't touch women, drink alcohol, or eat meat for a week. If you don't let me smoke, won't I die of pain?”
"Hehehe, big brother, you can't hold it in for just one week? I haven't touched a woman for 18 years, and I haven't drunk or smoked.”
"You…Hahaha, alright, listen to my old brother. Brother, have a sip of coarse tea. Then, I'll bring you to see your workshop. Hahaha, if Lu 'an Guapian was considered crude tea, then there would be no good tea to drink in this world.”
"Big Brother is so pretentious. I was just using a metaphor, hehe.”Xiao Yun replied.
The massage studio that Lu Boyang had prepared for Xiao Yunyi was an inner and outer room. On one side of the outer room was a sofa that could seat five people. On the other side was a desk with a laptop connected to the internet. There was a leather swivel chair behind the counter, and two chairs were placed in front of it.
He walked into the room and saw a massage bed in the middle of the wall. The bed was covered with white sheets and surrounded by a set of white curtains. There was a cabinet in the corner. Half of it was a wardrobe for Xiao Yunyi to change his clothes, and the other half had a drawer and a small glass fan for Xiao Yunyi to store some utensils. There were also two rattan chairs and an adjustable-height rotating stool in the room.
After reading it, Xiao Yunyi said to Lu Boyang,"Big Brother, aren't you going too far? I'm just a masseuse. It's fine as long as I have a bed to massage my customers.”
" Haha," Lu Boyang said." That's just a normal masseuse. How can my brother be like them?" Besides, Big Brother has already done everything. It's fine as long as the old brother sees it. Come, old brother, let's sit in the outer room. The Lu 'an Guapian will be here soon. Hahaha, there are two things. One is about Big Brother's grievance, and the other is about a bet with an old brother. Which one should I hear first?”
"Naturally, I'll listen to big brother's grievances first. It's my duty as a brother to help big brother relieve his worries.”Xiao Yun said.
"Haha, you, old brother, let me tell you, if you didn't show that divine skill the day before yesterday, I would really think that you were a wild medicine seller in the Jianghu. Your big brother is impressed by your mouth.”" Brother," Lu Boyang said with a smile," if I didn't see you come here and feel it myself, I would have thought you were someone with a lot of experience."”
Lu Boyang's words almost made Xiao Yunyi break out in cold sweat. What? He was already so careful, but still…It seemed that he was still a little ostentatious. No, he had to change it quickly, or the consequences would be unimaginable. Thinking of this, Xiao Yun also said,"Big Brother, to use the old saying, I'm just a stone in the toilet, smelly and hard." If I dare to fall out with my ancestor, who else in this world would I not dare to provoke? Hehe, but if it wasn't for that incident, I wouldn't have been able to sit together with big brother and listen to big brother's heartfelt words today.”
"Hahaha, that's right, old brother. This might be fate. Let me tell you, in the past, Big Brother never trusted people he just met. " But you, how should I put it? I don't know why, but I feel that whatever you say is right. Haha, fortunately, otherwise, who knows what would happen to big brother's illness.”Lu Boyang said.
Xiao Yunyi was about to say something when he heard a knock on the door.
" Please come in," Xiao Yun said.
"Boss, Young Master Jiang, your tea.”The door opened, and the person who opened the door was the receptionist that Xiao Yunyi had seen the other day. The waiter was holding a tray with an exquisite purple clay teapot and two purple clay cups. After entering, he put down the tray and said,"Boss, the porridge is ready. When do you want it?”
"Keep it warm. I'll call you when I want to eat.”Lu Boyang said as he poured tea for Xiao Yunyi.
"Hey, big brother, how can I let you pour water for me? Aren't you trying to kill me?”Xiao Yunyi quickly stopped Lu Boyang when he saw what he was doing.
Lu Boyang blocked Xiao Yunyi's hand with one hand and continued pouring tea with the other.""It's what I should do. This is what big brother should do. Brother, I haven't been home since the night before yesterday. Didn't you tell me not to have sex for half a month? Haha, I called my first wife and second wife and told them everything that happened the day before yesterday. When they heard this, they insisted that I thank you properly. They even said that they would definitely take you home that day and let you taste the dishes made by your two sisters-in-law.”
"Big Sister-in-law and Little Sister-in-law? Ha, big brother is really lucky. "Big Brother, don't tell me it's because of my sisters-in-law that you-" Xiao Yunyi said as he took the teacup from Lu Boyang.
"That's right, alas, old brother, that's why I'm troubled. Let me tell you, your sister-in-law's paternal father, who is also my father-in-law, turns out to be the number one underworld boss in Binhai City. At that time, I was not sensible, so I followed him around for a while. Later, my father-in-law saw that I was quite smart, so he specially created an opportunity for me to be alone with his daughter. Although my father-in-law is a mafia boss, my wife is really a lady. Not only is she beautiful, but she's also gentle and virtuous. When you see him that day, you'll know that big brother wasn't lying to you. Later on, we got married and I quit the underworld. Although your sister-in-law and I are in love, she can't give birth.”Lu Boyang took a sip of tea, then took out a cigarette and said to Xiao Yunyi,""Old brother, can you let me smoke one? It's been almost an hour since you came here.”
"Go ahead, but it'll take another hour.”
"Hahaha, alright, as long as you can draw it, old brother.”Lu Boyang quickly lit a cigarette and took a puff. He then continued,""Your sister-in-law always feels that she's letting me down by not being able to give birth. She didn't go through a lot of selection and found one of her little sisters, saying that she wanted her to be my concubine. At first, I couldn't wipe my face, but your sister-in-law said that the tradition of China is to be unfilial and have no descendants. In addition, that girl was really beautiful and sensible, so I took advantage of the situation and took her. Sigh-"
Lu Boyang sighed and said,""Your sister-in-law and I are indeed very loving, so every time I sleep with that girl, I feel even more sorry for her. Just like that, I would run back and forth between the two rooms every night. Otherwise, I would spend some time with your sister-in-law first before going to your sister-in-law's room. Or you can go to your sister-in-law's room and do it with her again after you have a good time with her. Just like you said, big brother is really exhausted during this period of time. That was why he had fixed it, but he did not expect it to cause problems. Hahaha, it's all thanks to you, old brother.”
"Big brother, this isn't a law. Although his lackey didn't understand this, he knew that the man wasn't made of iron. If this goes on, I'm afraid this little brother won't be able to protect big brother.”Xiao Yun said after confirming her guess.
"Who says so? But what can I do? We can't just leave one out, right?"
"Brother, let me ask you. How's the relationship between sister-in-law and sister-in-law now?”
"Well-I think they're doing fine now.”
"What if Sister-in-law is pregnant with your child? At that time, would you still treat them the same way as you do now? Would Sister-in-law still treat Sister-in-law as well as she did now?”
"Well, old brother, it's really hard for me to say. Maybe, maybe not."
"One of the reasons why Sister-in-law found her good sister for Eldest Brother is to let Eldest Brother have an heir, right?”
"Yes."
"Brother, if I'm not wrong, sister-in-law will definitely treat sister-in-law better after she gets pregnant. However, once Sister-in-law gave birth, her fate would be worrying.”Xiao Yunyi had unknowingly entered a state that did not match his experience.
Fortunately, Lu Boyang's mind was on his two wives, so he did not pay much attention to Xiao Yunyi's words. However, it was precisely because he was paying attention to his first wife, his second wife, and his future child that Lu Boyang asked,""Old brother, what do you mean?"
"Oh, big brother, it's nothing." Xiao Yunyi only became alert when he heard Lu Boyang's question. He pretended as if nothing had happened and said,""Big Brother, do you love your two sisters-in-law very much now?”
Lu Boyang replied," Yes, both of them are very good. I can't even bear to part with that one now."”
"Haha, it seems that this little brother can only treat sister-in-law again. If sister-in-law can also get pregnant with big brother's child, then big brother's family will be happy and harmonious.”
"What? Really, hahaha, old brother, you're my lucky star. I don't care if your sister-in-law can get pregnant with my child. Even my brother's heart will be unforgettable for the rest of my life. Sigh--”
"Big Brother, don't be happy too early. I only said that I would treat Eldest Sister-in-law. However, it's hard to say what the outcome will be. Big brother, when I tell you that I can't do anything, you can't blame me.”
"Of course not. Many doctors have determined that your sister-in-law can't have children. It would be a miracle if your sister-in-law could get pregnant after my treatment. It would be normal if she couldn't. So-"
"Alright, with big brother's words, this little brother can rest assured. Hehe, big brother, have some tea."
Lu Boyang picked up the teacup and was about to drink when someone knocked on the door again.
"Who is it? Can't you even drink tea in peace?”Lu Boyang shouted angrily.
The door opened, and the waiter from before timidly poked his head out and said,"Boss, someone is looking for you. They said they were your friends-"
"Oh, I know. Tell them I'll be there in a minute.”Lu Boyang said to Xiao Yunyi,""Old brother, they might be here. Sit down and have some tea. I'll go take a look.”
Not long after Lu Boyang left, he led three people who were around his age in. Xiao Yunyi was stunned when he saw the three of them. It was him. Xiao Yunyi was already mentally prepared, and half of the reason why she came to the rainforest to become a Traditional Chinese Medical Health Masseur was because of that person. However, this sudden meeting still made his heart beat a little.
Xiao Yun could clearly feel that the person on the far left of the three of them was looking at her, and that gaze was extraordinary. Xiao Yun also knew that he must have caught the strange look she gave him just now. In order to conceal her identity, Xiao Yunyi looked at the three of them in turn, as if she was a Chinese doctor looking at a patient. Of course, this period of time was very short, as short as ten seconds.
After entering, Lu Boyang said to the three of them,""The three of you, this is the old brother I was talking about, the one known as the Little Divine Doctor. The three of you, if you withdraw the bet now, it's still not too late. Otherwise-"
"Old Lu, are you looking down on me? Since they had made the bet, no one would go back on their word. And to be honest, I really want to lose. If I lose, it proves that this old brother of mine, Old Lu, really has some amazing skills. Then, won't we be able to live comfortably in the future?”The refined man on the left who had met Xiao Yunyi's gaze said.
Xiao Yunyi said,""Hello, I don't know how you bet with Boss Lu, and I don't want to ask. Regardless of whether you bet or not, I will still do what I have to do. However, I don't agree with the boss's words about being comfortable in the future. Firstly, Chinese massage was mainly used to remove sub-health and make people feel relaxed. Secondly, I'm not someone who can do whatever you want. The three of you are the maximum number of people I can massage in a day. Whoever comes first, please take a bath first.”
The person who spoke just now said,"I bet 100,000 yuan. How about I go first?”
The two people who came with him heard him and said,"Alright, I'll let Brother Mu take the lead today, but can the two of us watch from the side?”
Before the person called Brother Mu could speak, Xiao Yunyi spoke first,"No, my massage technique is a unique skill. Other than feeling it, no one can see it with their own eyes.”
At this moment, Lu Boyang, who had been silent all this while, interrupted,""My three bosses, have you seen my brother's temper? Hahaha, none of you will believe me if I tell you. This brother of mine is neither servile nor overbearing. Boss Mu, please take a bath first. I'll ask my old brother to prepare it.”
"Hahaha, it's really better to meet someone in person than to hear about them. Alright, I'll leave it to you two brothers." Mu said with the two people who came with him.
After Lu Boyang left with a few people, Xiao Yunyi sat on the sofa alone and closed his eyes to rest. About twenty minutes later, she heard a sound from the door. Then, she heard Boss Mu's voice."Little Divine Doctor, can we start now?”
Xiao Yun opened her eyes when she heard the voice."Boss Mu, please lie on the bed.”
After saying that, Xiao Yun changed into a white coat and walked to the massage bed. She continued,"Boss Mu, please turn over and lie on the bed. Boss Mu, I'm going to massage a few acupoints on your back later. Can you tell me how you feel when I do that?"”
"Alright, let's begin." Boss Mu said.
"Okay," Xiao Yunyi replied. Then, he extended his index and middle fingers and pressed down on the Bladder Meridian of Taiyang of Foot on both sides of Boss Mu's spine."What does it feel like here? What about here? And here."
After a round of acupuncture diagnosis, Xiao Yunyi grabbed Boss Mu's left hand to check his pulse. Then, he said to the person lying on the massage table,""Boss Mu, you've been having frequent and urgent peeing lately, haven't you? In the next two months, you often suffer from insomnia, right? Thirdly, forget it."
"Hey, how did you know? By the way, you just said third. What is third?”The man's question clearly confirmed Xiao Yunyi's diagnosis.
"Sigh, when I was taking your pulse just now, I only felt that it might be…Of course, it might not be. It's better if I don't tell you. If I tell you, my brother will lose money to you.”Xiao Yun said, playing hard to get.
"Tell me, the third condition is not part of the bet.”the man said anxiously.
"Thirdly, the third is that you might suffer from intermittent Yang deficiency.”Xiao Yun said timidly.
"Ah? You can even diagnose this?" the man said in surprise. His words clearly proved that Xiao Yunyi's diagnosis was correct.
"Boss Mu, this is because there are acupoints on the Bladder Meridian of the Taiyang Meridian of Foot that are connected to the five viscera and six bowels of the human body. By pressing on these acupoints, I can know your current physical condition.”Xiao Yun was not in a position to explain the mysteries of acupoint diagnosis and pulse reading, but in order to fully convince this person, he still explained some of the essentials of acupoint diagnosis.
"Oh, I see. What you said just now was right. Then let me ask you, since you've told me about our situation, how should I adjust it?”
"All I can do is give you a massage to relax your body and nerves. I'm just a Chinese medical massage practitioner here. I can't treat my customers. Therefore, if the boss wanted to treat his illness, he had to go to the hospital to find a doctor.”
"Haha, that's true, but Old Lu said that you're a young divine doctor. I don't think he's bragging, right?”
"Whether it's true or not, it's fine as long as I know and Boss Lu knows. I don't have to show off in front of you, right, Boss?”
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