"I don't want to be the boss, and I don't want to face a bunch of bastards like you all the time. I can't even eat in peace. I'm annoyed. Get lost! Go back to where you came from." Xiao Yunyi poured a mouthful of beer into her mouth, then took another mouthful of water. She didn't even look at those bastards.
"No, Boss, if you don't take us in, we'll just keep kneeling and dying.”Those bastards said with a "tenacious will".
At this moment, the person behind these bastards walked past them and came in front of Xiao Yunyi."Boss, my name is Liu Zi. These brothers have been following me, but no matter how hard we mix, we can't make a name for ourselves. Today, we met you, Boss. We finally have a leader. Boss, from now on, my brothers and I will follow your lead and follow you to make a name for ourselves.”
"Hmm? Oh, is that so?" Xiao Yunyi glanced at the man and said casually,"Firstly, I'm a good student who studies hard. There are many things to learn, so I don't have time to coax you. Secondly, you've all seen my skills. With such skills, who is afraid of me? So I don't need to bring you bastards with me. Thirdly, I just met a close female friend and was in the middle of discussing our big matters. You guys came and ruined everything, so I can be said to hate you guys to the bone. Fourthly, you bunch of scumbags, even if you cultivate for another 500 years, you won't be able to catch my eye. So you only have one way out, and that is to get lost-"
However, no matter what Grandpa Xiao said, that group of people and the person who came later still knelt on the ground with 'strong willpower' and did not get up.
Xiao Yunyi ignored those bastards after he finished speaking. He stood up and asked the waiter, Xiao Zhang,"Buddy, where's the bathroom? F * ck, I just want to pee after drinking too much beer.”
"Follow me. The toilet is behind here. We don't usually open it to outsiders, so it's usually locked.”The waiter, Xiao Zhang, said a little blabbermouth.
"Oh, go ahead and get busy.”Xiao Yun walked into the bathroom. However, he was not in a hurry to take off his pants and pee. Instead, he took out his phone and quickly sent a text message. Not long after, her phone rang. Xiao Yun quickly opened the reply and sent another message. It didn't take long before the second reply came. Xiao Yun glanced at it and thought for a moment before sending a third message. This time, the text message was written like this: "It's decided. Make the arrangements as soon as possible." Remember, everything must be as real as it is. There must be no flaws.
After deleting the text message, Xiao Yun also finished filling the bottle with water before she slowly returned to the shop.
Those bastards were led by Liu Zi to kneel on the ground and did not move. It was as if they were real.
" Aiyo, Sixth Master, I really can't afford to kneel like this…" Xiao Yun said as she sat down. Before he could finish, Liu Zi interrupted,""Boss, from today onwards, there will only be Little Six in Binhai City. There will be no more Master Six. Boss, please-"
"Don't be in a hurry to call me boss. I've already told you that I'm not interested in you bastards. Tell me what happened today first. Why did he come here to find trouble for no reason?”Xiao Yunyi glanced at Liu Zi and said.
"Boss, we, we are really here today to collect protection fees. Oh, no, no, we are here to collect security fees. I didn't expect you to single-handedly defeat more than ten of us. After seeing your skills, I thought of the humiliation we had suffered in the past, so after discussing with my brother just now, we decided to take you as our boss. Let you bring us to explore the world."
"Oh? What if you didn't meet me today? Are you going to smash this shop?”Xiao Yun pursed her lips.
" No," Liu Zi hurriedly said." We're here to protect this street. Why would we smash the shop?"”
"Oh, no. Hahaha, who was the one who said that the shop would be destroyed if the person was crippled?”Xiao Yunyi took another sip of wine and asked.
"Boss, don't misunderstand. I was just scaring him. Boss, please take into account the sincerity of us brothers, you can-"
"Now that you mention it, I'm a little soft-hearted. Hey, don't be in a hurry to kowtow. I still have questions to ask. By the way, what's your name? You just said that your name is Liu Zi. I can't possibly call you Master Liu or Liu Zi every day in the future, right?”
"Aiyo boss, aren't you trying to kill me? Let me tell you, my name is Zhai Biao, and I'm the sixth child in my family.”
" Zhai Biao, that's a good name. Look at all your brothers kneeling down, then you-" Xiao Yun dragged out her words, staring at Zhai Biao's face as she spoke. At this moment, Di Biao's face was a mix of green and white, and he looked at a loss. Seeing this, Xiao Yun also added,"You should let your brother get up first. I'm not addicted to kneeling like this. Also, are you willing to give up your status as the boss and become my underling?”
When Zhai Biao heard Xiao Yunyi's words, he hurriedly confessed,"Boss, as you can see, my brothers are all convinced by you. If you don't become the boss, I'm afraid they won't listen to me in the future. So-"
"Are your brothers really like what you said? Alright, I'll try it first." Xiao Yunyi turned around and looked at the people kneeling in front of him.""Let me ask you, are you willing to acknowledge me as your boss? Are you going to obey everything I say in the future?”
"Yes, Boss. In the future, we will do whatever you say. Even if you want us to die, we will not say anything.”The people kneeling in front of Xiao Yunyi said in unison.
"Oh, good, good. I didn't expect this. Alright, then I'll give the order first and see if you're really as you said. Come, tie this Zhai Biao up and break one of his legs.”Xiao Yun shouted as her expression changed.
This order stunned everyone on the spot. They looked at each other and then lowered their heads.
"Haha, why? You didn't expect this, did you? You didn't expect me, your new so-called boss, to say such words and give such an order, right? Hahaha, hahaha, you guys are too bad at acting. Get up and get lost. One minute, I'll only give you one minute. If you don't disappear in front of me in a minute, then don't blame me for being a bit ruthless.”Seeing their expressions, Xiao Yun laughed and said,""Buddy, do you have bamboo chopsticks here? If you have any, bring me a few pairs."
The most awkward person was Zhai Biao. He wanted to say something but did not know what to say. Persuade his brother to listen to his new boss and tie him up and break his leg? Obviously not. Not to mention anything else, how painful would it be if his leg was broken? Explain for them? There was no need to explain this situation. Even a fool could tell that what these brothers had said was all fake. Aiyo, what should I do? Whoever has a good idea, tell me quickly. I'll definitely reward you well.
"If I were you, I would run away quickly. Not only would it be more embarrassing if he stayed here for a while, but he would also get hurt again. Haha, of course, I'm not trying to scare you. Who are you? Are you all scared?”Just as Zhai Biao was asking for help, Xiao Yun gave him a good suggestion.
"Boss, Boss, please don't misunderstand. I think it's just because these brothers haven't adapted yet. Also, they have a good relationship with me, so they don't have the heart to fight. Boss, please don't make things difficult for us. We all sincerely want to follow you.”
"There are differences between actors. First-class actors sing Beijing opera, second-class actors perform plays, third-class actors film movies, and fourth-class actors mingle on the silver screen. Only mediocre actors dared to act in anything, but they couldn't act well at all. You guys can't even be considered mediocre. Alright, stop acting. I won't ask you anything else. Get lost. Let me tell you, the mutton soup in this shop is really good. I'll come here often in the future. I don't want to lose this shop the next time I come. Oh right, I forgot to tell you guys that I have a bad habit. No matter who stops me from being happy, that person, or that group of people, will never have a good life in the future. I'll say it again, I'm annoyed. All of you, get lost-"
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