They had said so much at the beginning, but what was all this about?
Well, let's start from the beginning. Xiao Yun also came to Binhai City a month ago. The first thing he did after coming to Binhai City was to open a group called "Pills" in TQ. He was the owner of the group, and his registered account was called " Big Underpants." Because he would throw out one or two hot topics in the group every day, the "pills" group had only been opened for a month, and there were already 89 "pills".
On the 15th Street of Binhai District near the sea, there was a community consisting of several single apartments. Each single apartment building was designed in a T-shape. Each building was divided into three units, and each unit had an entrance. It was said that on the day when the single apartment went on sale, three people came in half an hour. The three of them bought units 1, 2, and 3 respectively, which were the top floors of units 1-3606, 2-3606, and 3-3606 on the 36th floor. Later on, someone accidentally discovered that although these three apartments were not in the same unit, all three apartments had a common wall. If this wall was opened or dug through, then these three apartments would be connected into one.
After the discoverer revealed the secret, the other salespeople said, Are you crazy? It's not like we don't have large-sized houses here.
Thus, this newly discovered secret was completely forgotten.
However, what the salesperson unintentionally said became a fact, but no one knew about it. Apartment 3606, door 2, is right in the T-shaped one.| At the top of the road, the bedroom of this apartment shared a wall with the bedroom of 1-3606. In addition, the living room of this apartment shared a wall with the bedroom of the three-door apartment 3606. The bedroom of apartment 3606 and apartment 3606 also shared a wall.
Twenty days before Xiao Yunyi reported to Binhai Music Academy, at 3:00:00. In apartment 3606, the second door of the single apartment, Xiao Yun was sitting in front of the computer, half-naked and wearing only a pair of checkered shorts. Her long hair was tied behind her head, and she was taking his " pills ".
On the computer screen in front of him, there were 16 slots each showing the " pills " that he had taken with him. From time to time, all kinds of tones and noises came out of the speaker. The group leader, Big Underpants, was only listening and watching. Sometimes, he would only type a few lines and snap his fingers.
" Hey, big news. According to Sister Feng, she has slept with a prostitute..." a " pill " with round eyes, a big mouth, and half of his hair was long and half of his hair was shaved bald said.
"Get lost. Who would believe that? "If you want to say something, say something nutritious," a girl in a butterfly sword vest shouted at the person first, then glared at the camera and continued. "Hey, Big Underpants, why are you always the one listening to me and looking at my beautiful figure? Why don't you speak or let me look at you? Is this fair?" Even in the video, the girl called Die Jian looked very beautiful. However, her hair was messy like a chicken nest, and her face was red and green. It looked quite scary.
"I added you yesterday, right? The old pills all knew that I was mute, but my hearing was very good. Therefore, I have a yearning for sound, so I want to listen to Silver speak. Second, I am super flashy, so I am afraid that you will love me to death because of my cool appearance. And I am very fragile, afraid that you will abandon me in the end, so I have to do this.”Big Underpants 'hands quickly typed a few lines on the keyboard, then he flicked his finger and hit the enter key.
"Oh, I see. Hey, you're so cool? And it's a special papaya?”Die Jian said. At the same time, she revealed a cute smile on the screen.
"According to the order, ten coolness is equal to one thunder, ten thunder is equal to one flash, and I'm super flash.”After Big Underpants finished typing, he made a face and then flicked his finger.
"Last question, why are you called Big Underpants? Do you only wear a pair of big shorts every day? Hehe!"
"Correct. You have a bright future ahead of you. I'm an exhibitionist. I don't wear anything at home or when I'm not online. Just like Adam, I only use a leaf to cover my body. I only wear a pair of big pants when I go online and go out.”
"You didn't even turn on the video call. Isn't it the same whether you wear it or not? Besides, don't you still have that leaf?”Die Jian said with a mischievous smile, her voice mixed with a thick Jiangnan accent.
"It's different. What if you're a super black person who remotely controls my computer and turns on my camera? In this day and age, it was not safe to wear clothes, let alone a leaf. Therefore, to be on the safe side, it was better to wear it. Alright, let's not chat anymore. I have something to ask.”
"Tell me, what's the matter?" The few pills said at the same time.
"I felt that it was not a good thing to always be an otaku, so I had the idea of being self-reliant. However, due to limitations, I can only write something. Therefore, I want to earn some money by writing online novels. What do you think?" After typing and popping out, Big Underpants leaned back and waited for the discussion of the " pills ".
After Big Underpants sent out the message, the group chat for Pills was temporarily silent for a while. However, after a while, all kinds of voices came out.
First, a girl called "transparent lace" asked,"Big Underpants, what do you want to write? Do you have a direction?"
"Not yet. That's why I'm asking for your advice.”Big Underpants typed.
"Although I see you typing every day, I don't see your true talent. Writing a novel was not an easy task. The theme and style of writing could not be lacking.”A frog named Three Golden Lines said.
"We're talking about serious matters. Those who are just bystanders, get out of the way. If you don't give any suggestions, squint.”Big Underpants fiercely typed a few words.
"Didn't I just give you a suggestion? Big Underpants, why don't you show off your literary talent?”As the frog spoke, it moved its head closer to the camera and glared at Big Underpants.
"Wencai, alright. I'll use your avatar as a couplet, how about that?”Big Underpants Xiao Yun also typed.
"We welcome you calmly." One of the pills shouted.
" Alright, wait a minute." After Big Underpants finished typing, he continued typing.
" First half: Die Jian wears transparent lace to catch three frogs with golden threads and use them as medicine." After typing this line, Big Underpants bounced it out and continued typing.
" Second half: Little spoon holding ice orchid rose, waiting for the snowflakes in June.”
Butterfly sword, transparent lace, frog with three golden threads, small spoon, ice orchid rose, and snowflakes in June were all pills in the group of pills, and the last word of the couplet happened to have the word " pills ". Although the couplet was very forced, it was still very rare for Xiao Yun to be able to make it in such a short time.
"Not bad, you're basically qualified to write a book. Write, I might support you.”
"Very good. I will definitely, resolutely, and forever support you.”
"What a genius. Let me explain. A genius is a strange way of chopping wood, hehehe.”
"Have you thought of a title? What about his pen name? Don't tell me it's still called Big Underpants?"
"What content?"
After Big Underpants popped out a couplet, it immediately caused a commotion among the pills. After the questions from the pills had died down, Big Underpants typed,"The title of the book is 'I'm a Little Worm in the Pugilistic World', and the pen name is Big Underpants.”
"Little Worm, interesting. The title and pen name are not bad.”Frog, Butterfly Sword, Lex, and the others shouted at the same time.
"Ha, okay, I'll go write the outline. After I'm done, I hope you guys can give me some pointers. 8--" Big Underpants popped out the words and turned off the computer without waiting for the pills to react.
He took off his underpants and walked to the bathroom. When he reached the bathroom, he casually threw his pants into the washing machine, untied a string used to tie his hair, and threw it under the shower head. The sensor shower head immediately sprayed out warm water. He took a quick shower and left the shower. Then, he pressed a button on the wall, and a few warm streams of air immediately sprayed out from the wall. He turned his body to dry the water droplets on his body and walked into the bedroom naked.
As soon as he walked out of the bathroom, he heard his phone ring. When he heard the ring, Big Underpants did not have time to find his clothes to put on and hurriedly turned on his computer. However, this time, it wasn't the computer that he had just used. Instead, it was a laptop that was placed in the secret compartment of the computer desk.
He turned on his computer and logged into a website. An email popped up in the dialog box. He clicked open the email and read the contents carefully twice. When he felt that he had completely memorized the contents of the email, he deleted the email and used a cleaning tool to clear the computer usage records.
He turned off the computer and sat there thinking for a while. Then, he got up and went to the wardrobe to open a door. She thought that he was going to take out his clothes and wear them, but she did not expect him to push the clothes in the wardrobe to the side and press the top right corner of the wardrobe. A door opened at the back of the wardrobe.
He walked into the closet barefooted and closed the door on the side of the closet. Then, he went through the closet to another unit. He closed the cleverly decorated door and opened another wardrobe beside the door. He found a set of shirt, panties, and a set of casual clothes. After putting on his clothes, he tidied his clothes in front of the mirror. He casually tidied his long hair, put on a pair of glasses, and walked towards the unit door. When he reached the door, he picked up a long blue cloth bag hanging behind the door.
She opened the door of the apartment and saw the copper words on the door: 1-3606。
After leaving the building of Unit 1, he took out a bicycle that was neither new nor old from the shed in front of the building. After he got on it, he floated out of the community.
After riding for about 40 minutes, Xiao Yunyi arrived at a small garden in the old district of Binhai District. The trees were lush and the pillars of the pavilion were bright red. With one hand holding the handle and the other holding the blue cloth bag, he did a small drift sideways. While the car was still gliding, he shouted at an octagonal pavilion in the small garden,"Godfather Ma, Godfather Zhang, Godfather Li, am I late?”
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