I wish you a good year in the rabbit year. I hope you can earn money faster than a rabbit.
As the saying goes, when you come out to mingle, you always have to pay back.
There was also a proverb that said,"Karma."
The first sentence could be used to describe that pervert, Hei Dilei, who was also the physical education teacher called Zhang Yimin. When he made the bet with Xiao Yunyi, he was confident. But he didn't expect that he would only serve one ball, and then it would become Xiao Yunyi's performance alone. In addition to the ball he had served, Xiao Yun had also served ten balls. The surrounding seniors threw more than ten balls at Xiao Yun. In total, there were more than 30 balls that hit him hard, with the most being hit in the head.
After a bet, more than a dozen balls hit him, making Zhang Yimin understand that he couldn't do whatever he wanted. In the future, he still had to behave himself in class. There was no benefit in learning from others. Also, he absolutely could not be lustful towards girls anymore, even if someone threw themselves at him. Who knew if she was sincere or deliberately testing him?
The last sentence could almost be used on Coco.
As the saying went, if you don't fart, you'll suffocate your internal organs. If you don't fart, you'll squeeze out a problem. In order to achieve her secret goal, Coco rubbed her stomach a few times and then squeezed out a smelly fart in the crowd. It was an unbearable fart that helped Coco achieve her goal. But do you know why this fart is so smelly?
Firstly, it was because this fart was a weak fart. Wasn't it said that " a loud fart doesn't stink, and a smelly fart doesn't make a sound "? Secondly, when Coco squeezed out the fart, he also squeezed out some feces, which was why the fart was so smelly.
If this isn't karma, then what is? hehe
Coco knew what was stuck between her underwear and her butt. To avoid embarrassment and to prevent Xiao Yunyi from taking revenge on her in public, Coco quickly slipped away as the crowd dispersed.
Although Xiao Yunyi didn't want to become the pets of all the beautiful women and be surrounded by them and asked all kinds of questions, he still felt a little disappointed that all of them had disappeared in such a short time. There was nothing he could do. He had left, and he had even fled because of the stench. Do you think you could still call him back? Xiao Yunyi looked around at the disappearing figure, wanting to find Ma Keke so that she could prove her innocence, because she wasn't the one who farted. However, Coco was nowhere to be seen on the field. Because of this, Xiao Yunyi could only curse in a low voice. Unfortunately, no one heard his scolding. Oh, no, there was one person who heard it. It was the pervert Hei Dilei who was lying on the other side of the volleyball court. Squeezing under the net, Xiao Yun walked up to the pervert and squatted down in front of him.""How is it? Do you need me to send you to the hospital?"
"No need. It'll be fine after a while. F * ck, you're really ruthless. Is it worth it to frame you in front of so many beautiful women for that girl who didn't repay you?”Pervert Zhang Yimin said.
"That's my business. Let me ask you again, does today's bet count?”
"A real man can spit and smash a hole when he speaks, let alone gamble. Don't worry, I'll keep my word.”Zhang Yimin said. Then, he said something that almost made Xiao Yunyi vomit blood,"Hey, you're so good, you have such a strong sense of the ball, and your skills in serving and receiving are so outstanding. I might as well recommend you to the city team to play volleyball. The standard of the men's team in Binhai City is not very high, and the results are not ideal.”
"Haha, forget it. If you have nothing else to do, I'll leave. Take it as a greeting gift for us. I'll treat you to tea another day.”Xiao Yunyi hurriedly stood up and walked out of the campus.
The reason Xiao Yunyi was in such a hurry was that it was Friday, and according to the rules, it was his normal working hours in the rainforest. It was almost 11:00 p. m. now. By the time he rushed back to wash up and had lunch, it would be almost time.
Since she couldn't find Ma Keke, Xiao Yun was happy to take the train alone.
After getting off the train, he found his bicycle and bought a few instant noodles along the way. Then, he pedaled all the way back to his " home."
Coco's speed of leaving the campus could be described as escaping. After leaving the school gate, Coco wanted to go back to her home in the coastal area to take a shower and change her clothes. However, she was also afraid that her mother would suddenly come home and interrogate her. Moreover, even if she threw away her underwear, she could not throw it at home. Otherwise, if her mother found out, she might ask something.
"You only wore your underwear for a few days. Why did you throw it away? Tell me, what's going on? You can't be--that, right? You threw it away because you were afraid that the dirty thing would get on your underwear and people would find out, right?”His mother would definitely ask. If that was the case, he would not be able to clear his name even if he jumped into the Yellow River, because he did not do it with anyone at all.
He would find a hotel room and take a comfortable bath. Then, he would throw away his underwear and go home wearing only his outer clothes. He would change into his underwear when he took a shower at night. Well, this method was feasible, but he was in a bad mood now. How could he get a hotel room like this? Besides, he might meet someone when he went to the hotel to check in. If someone saw him going to the hotel to check in, it would be embarrassing if word got out.
Aiya, I can't do this or that. I might as well take a taxi back to Grandpa's original residence. I'll take advantage of the time before Xiao Yunyi returns to wash myself and change my clothes. Yes, that was the only way.
After coming up with an idea, Coco ran to the side of the street and stopped a taxi. When the car stopped, Coco opened the back door and got in. She rolled down the window and said to the driver,""Kang Jian Street, Southern City District. Please hurry up. I have something urgent to attend to.”
An hour later, the taxi stopped at Godfather Ma's apartment. Coco got out of the car and quickly walked into the corridor. She then quickly went upstairs. After opening the door and closing it, Coco let out a long sigh. Then, she threw her bag aside and went into the bathroom. After locking the door, she began to take off her clothes.
When she took off her underwear to take a look, she immediately blushed. It turned out that the feces that had been squeezed out had been crushed into a piece because of his actions of running, taking a car, and going upstairs. There was a yellow mark on her pink underwear, and it was smelly.
Right, he couldn't leave the underwear here. If he did, Xiao Yunyi would definitely find out. With that mouth of his, who knew what kind of nasty things he would say. Hmm, wash it and put it in a plastic bag. When I leave later, I'll throw it into the trash can.
Although he had to throw the underwear away, he had to put it in a bag and put it in his own bag. He could only throw it away after he went out. Therefore, Coco had to wash it first. After washing her underwear, she carefully washed her body, especially the parts with the yellow marks. She washed them over and over again.
She didn't know how many times she had showered, how much soap she had applied, and how much body wash she had applied. Finally, she touched her body parts with her hands and put her hands under her nose to smell them. When she felt that there was really no stench, she finally finished showering.
She washed her body again and dried herself with a towel. When Coco wanted to put on her clothes, she realized that she had thrown them into the washing machine when she took off her clothes.
God bless, I hope there is no water in the washing machine, bless my clothes to be dry and refreshing. Coco closed her eyes and put her palms together as she muttered a few words. Then, she opened her eyes and opened the lid of the washing machine. When she opened the lid and looked inside, Coco was dumbfounded. It turned out that she had prayed to God too late. Not only was there water in the washing machine, but it was also a full tub of water. It was fine if there was only water, but this water was the water used to soak the dirty clothes that Xiao Yun had taken off.
Seeing this, Coco wanted to cry but had no tears. She scolded herself in her heart. Damn it, who asked you to be petty and do bad things? You've got your retribution now.
Just as she finished scolding, she suddenly thought of the "outfit" she had worn last night. That's right, wasn't it the same wearing that dress? Although it was a little shocking to go out like this, it was better than being trapped like this. What if he didn't have any underwear? Well, let's see if he has any new ones that he hasn't worn yet. If you have it, then I'll borrow it for the time being.
At the thought of this, Coco laughed again." Hehe, I'm so smart. How did I come up with such a good idea?"
Then, Coco thought of another problem. The dress was in the bedroom, and the curtains were open. And during the time he entered the bedroom, he was actually naked. Wouldn't that mean that he was exposed? If anyone saw this, it would be terrible. What should he do? What should I do? Coco thought as she squatted down and hammered the ground with her hands. However, she came up with another idea. Yes, I can't walk standing. I can squat or crawl on the ground. At most, I can go home and take a shower.
After thinking about it, Coco squatted down and slowly moved to the bathroom door. She listened carefully and heard no movement from the corridor. Then, she pulled the latch and opened the bathroom door. Then, she stretched her head to look at the window. She felt that if she squatted down, people outside the building wouldn't be able to see her, so she began to move out little by little.
In fact, the bathroom was very close to the bedroom, but because she was afraid that she would expose herself, Coco not only squatted down, but also pressed her chest tightly against her thighs and hugged her calves with both hands. Therefore, it moved very slowly. Just as she was about to reach the bedroom door, she suddenly heard a sound from the door. Then, the unit door was opened from the outside.
"Ah!"
"Ah!"
After the door opened, two screams rang out.
The first one was from Coco, and the second one was from Xiao Yunyi.
One was squatting on the ground naked, while the other was leaning against the door of the unit in a daze. The atmosphere in the unit was as awkward as it could get.
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