On the day when they bid farewell to Li Shishi, although the Misty Rain Fragrance Building was still open, all the staff of the Misty Rain Fragrance Building and Li Shishi's close friends accompanied Li Shishi to the secret cave on the top of Moli Peak in East Dongting Mountain of Taihu Lake.
The adults were busy with the funeral. Little Treasure, Little Shishi, Butterfly, Yu 'er, and Feng' er, four five or six-year-old girls, had nothing to do, so they gathered in Little Treasure's bedroom. Yu 'er, Feng' er, and Butterfly were three maids who were about the same age as Xiao Bao.
Butterfly had always been restless, and now she was the one who started the conversation."Young Master Xiao Bao, I heard that before Great-Grandma went into seclusion, you were the one telling her jokes, right? What did you say that day? Can you tell us?”
"You, or you? Don't put little Shizi, Yu 'er, and Feng' er together with you.”Little Treasure said as he sat on the bed.
At this moment, a scene suddenly appeared in his mind. It was also a big bed. On the big bed, a boy was sitting high on two pillows that were piled up. There were also a few little girls around the boy who were clamoring for the boy to tell jokes. The boy in the scene looked very similar to him, but his clothes were very different. That boy should be him, right?
"It's us. Yu 'er, Feng' er, don't you want to hear Young Master Little Treasure's jokes too?”Butterfly didn't dare to bring Little Shishi along. She was a young lady. Although they were all born in the Misty Rain Fragrance House, everyone's identity was still different.
None of the five children knew who their mother was or who their father was. However, Little Shishi was always thought to be the great-granddaughter of the great grandmother, Li Shishi, and the niece of Little Shishi Li. It was said that Little Shishi's grandmother was Li Qingzhao, but Little Shishi Li had never publicly admitted it. She didn't even allow anyone to mention that name.
Let's talk about Little Treasure. Little Treasure's name was called by his ancestors on the day he was born. Strictly speaking, Little Treasure was also a child without a name. However, he was the most popular child in the Misty Rain Fragrance House, the most favored child, and also the child that no one could afford to offend. Of course, because of Little Treasure's cleverness and super cuteness, he was also the most loved child in the Misty Rain Fragrance Building.
As for Butterfly, Yu 'er, and Feng' er, although everyone loved them very much, fate had destined them to be born to serve Little Treasure and Little Shishi. Little Shishi would usually throw a tantrum at them, and most of the time, she would rely on Little Treasure to help her out. Strangely enough, as long as Little Treasure spoke, no matter how angry Little Shishi was, she would calm down. The girls in the building all said that this was called one thing subduing another. Little Shishi was destined to belong to Little Treasure in the future, and Little Treasure would definitely have extraordinary encounters in the future. Therefore, the people in and out of the building who liked Butterfly and the other two told them to follow Little Treasure well in the future. At the same time, they had to please Little Shishi.
The adults had gone to work, and the children had nowhere else to play. When Yu 'er and Feng' er heard the butterfly's words, they said together,"Yes, Young Master Bao, just say it. It's so boring.”
Little Shishi also said,"Little Treasure, Great-Grandma went into seclusion to cultivate. Why is she so depressed?" Just tell us a joke so that we won't feel bad.”
"Do I have to tell you just because you want me to? You're not great-great-grandmothers. "Humph!" Little Treasure crossed his legs and crossed his arms like a little adult. At this moment, Little Treasure recalled that in the past, girls would kiss him a few times before telling him a joke, and they would even call him a kiss brother or something.
When the little girls saw this, except for Butterfly, they all rushed onto the bed. Yu 'er shook Xiao Bao's left shoulder, Feng' er shook Xiao Bao's right shoulder, and Little Shishi hugged Xiao Bao's head from behind. Then, the three girls said,"Good Little Treasure, dear Little Treasure, Baby Baby, just tell us one.”
"Well, I can tell you. Kiss me each and then call me dear Brother Bao.”Little Treasure remembered the past and began to ask the girls around him. At this moment, Xiao Bao really had the demeanor of an emperor. Little Shishi, Yu 'er, and Feng' er were like the main, eastern, and western palaces of the emperor.
"Bo","Bo","Bo" three crisp sounds, followed by "Dear Brother Little Treasure","Dear Brother Little Treasure","Dear Brother Little Treasure" three times. Little Treasure was satisfied. He patted Little Shishi, Yu 'er, and Feng' er on the shoulders and said,"Don't worry, I'll treat you well in the future. Okay, now it's time to tell a joke. Sit tight.”
Butterfly was secretly happy because she did not kiss Little Treasure or call him Brother Little Treasure. She also did not give Little Treasure a massage. But she could also hear Little Treasure's jokes, hmph hmph. But when Little Treasure opened his mouth, Butterfly realized that she had made a very serious mistake. It turned out that Xiao Bao had cleverly placed a modern joke on the butterfly. Xiao Bao grabbed Little Shishi's hand from behind and shook it left and right, touching Yu 'er and Feng' er's shoulders."One day, Great-Grandma asked Butterfly, but Butterfly was holding back a stomach full of farts.”
" Tsk tsk tsk, hehehe, hehe." The moment Little Treasure opened his mouth, the people behind him, on his left, and on his right started laughing.
"But Butterfly is too embarrassed to fart in front of Great-Grandma. She can't hold it in, and she can't hold it in. What should he do? Butterfly was smart and had a way. She kept rubbing the small stool on the ground while listening to Great-Grandma's questions. Following the sound of the stool rubbing the ground, Butterfly farted a few times. Now that Butterfly's stomach was comfortable, she sat obediently and listened to Great-Grandma's question. But at this moment, he heard Great-Grandma say," Butterfly, your voice is covered, but what about the smell?”
" Hehehe," Little Shishi collapsed on the couch and held her stomach as she laughed."Little Treasure, is this true?"
" Hehehe, hehehe," Yu 'er and Feng' er pressed their stomachs and laughed until tears were flowing out. Butterfly glared at Little Treasure and ran out.
After a burst of laughter, the three little beauties said together,"Little Treasure, you're so funny. Can you tell me another one?”
"I can tell you another one, but what did the three of you call me just now?”
"We're calling our dear Brother Bao, Yu 'er, Feng' er, right?”Little Shizi was behind Xiaobao. She stuck out her tongue at Yu 'er and Feng' er and made a funny face.
"That's right, Young Master Little Treasure, we just called you dear Brother Bao.”Hearing Little Shishi change her words and seeing her make a face, Yu 'er and Feng' er realized that they had made a mistake. He had to change this quickly, or else he would be like a butterfly that Little Treasure would make into a joke.
Well, these three girls changed their words quite quickly, but he couldn't let them off just like that. Yes, that was it. Little Treasure turned around and looked around before saying,""Just now, each of you kissed me, and I told you a joke. If you kiss me again, I'll tell you a few more stories.”After saying that, he sat cross-legged and waited for the little beauty to kiss him.
Bo, bo, bo, the three little beauties kissed Little Treasure on his face at the same time as if they had discussed it beforehand. Then, he heard Little Shishi say,"Tell us another one. If you can make us laugh, we'll kiss you again."”
"Hmph, petty. When you let me kiss you in the future, I'll kiss you like this.”Little Treasure said, but he didn't know if he had kissed a girl before. He also had a vague feeling that kissing a girl wasn't like this. However, he couldn't remember how to kiss her.
"Stop talking nonsense and tell me a joke." Little Shishi knocked on Little Treasure's head from behind.
Little Shishi was referred to as a little lion by Little Treasure. She was definitely a lioness. A lioness, especially a little lioness who was fearless, was not to be trifled with. After being hit by Little Shishi, Little Treasure hurriedly picked up another joke and said,""Yes, according to legend, there was a cannibal country. One day, a father and son from the cannibal country went out hunting. After a while, the son caught a very thin man. The son brought the thin man to his father, who said, Too skinny, no meat, let it go. The next day, the son hunted another fat man. The son showed the fat man to his father, who said, Too fat, too greasy, let go. On the third day, the son captured a beauty. When his son brought the beauty to his father, his father said firmly," Bring her home and eat her tonight.
" Ah-, hehehe-," This was Little Shishi's maniacal laughter, and she was laughing so hard that she rolled off the couch and onto the floor.
" Hehehe, hehehe." This was Yu 'er and Feng' er's laughter. The two of them were already lying on the couch, unable to get up.
" Hehe, hehehe," Butterfly snickered outside the door. It turned out that she hadn't run far at all. And she accidentally fell into the door from the outside.
Haha, so the girls here are easier to coax. Alright, tell a few more jokes in the future. Won't these little beauties have to lie in my arms every day? Little Treasure thought to himself.
However, at this moment, Little Treasure had yet to remember what beautiful women could do in his arms. However, there was no need to worry about this. Would a child who grew up in a brothel be afraid of no one teaching him?
After a round of wild laughter, the four little beauties on the couch surrounded Little Treasure. Little Shishi was still massaging his shoulders and back behind him, while the rain was on his left and the wind was on his right. However, there was an extra butterfly rubbing Little Treasure's feet in front of him.
"Haha, I'll tell you the last one today. In a while, I'll have to burn incense for Great-Grandma. Listen up. A father said to his son,"Son, go to the butcher's shop and see if he has any pork trotters." Oh, my son left after agreeing. However, the father waited for a long time without seeing his son return, so he personally went to the butcher's shop to take a look. When he arrived, he saw his son still standing at the entrance of the butcher shop. He asked, How's my son? Does the butcher have pork trotters? When the son heard this, he said,"I don't know. I waited for a long time, but the butcher refused to take off his shoes."”
After Little Treasure finished speaking, the room was silent for a moment before a burst of laughter rang out. And it was the kind of smile that soared into the sky.
"Alright, have you laughed enough?" Xiaobao stood up from the couch and said with one hand on his waist,""When you're done laughing, get up and bathe and change your clothes. Then, follow me to burn incense for Great-Grandma.”
It was supposed to be a very serious sentence, but when it came out of his mouth, which was always revealing his little canine teeth and smiling evilly, it couldn't be serious anymore. The four little girls were still rolling on the couch and laughing.
"Hmph, if you dare to disobey this Young Master, watch me beat you up.”Little Treasure obviously knew that his little canine teeth and smile had reduced his dignity, so he said with a stern face.
In the past, it was the same. The girls were almost not afraid of him. Moreover, the louder he shouted, the happier the girls laughed. Little Treasure remembered some things from the other world.
"Oh, we're so scared." Little Shishi pretended to be afraid.
Little Treasure saw that his "authority" was not enough to intimidate Little Shishi and the others, so he came up with a plan. He squatted in front of Little Shishi and said," Little Shishi, Shishi, Shishishi, Shishi, good Shishi, Shishishi, Shishi, good Shishi, Shishishi, Shishi, Shishi…" When Little Treasure said " Shishi," it sounded like an adult coaxing a child to pee. Little Shishi, who was lying on the bed, bent over and clamped her legs together.
"Stop shouting. I'm about to pee my pants. Can't I give in to you?" Little Shishi couldn't hold it in any longer. She shouted at Little Treasure and quickly got off the bed, running to the toilet to relieve herself.
After the leader left, Yu 'er, Feng' er, and Butterfly stopped making noise. They all obediently got down from their beds and prepared to bathe and change their clothes.
"Butterfly, stay here and help me bathe and change.”Little Treasure said to Butterfly, who was about to follow his order and walk out of the house.
"Why should I serve you? Why don't you let Yu 'er and Feng' er serve you?”Butterfly was actually very happy that Little Treasure wanted her to help him bathe and change clothes. However, she was like this. Little Treasure did not let her do anything. She felt that she was not in Little Treasure's eyes or heart. But if she did, she felt that Little Treasure was bullying her. So no matter what Little Treasure asked her to do, she would always object first.
I wonder if Butterfly will stay behind to help Little Treasure bathe and change his clothes. Let's watch the next exciting segment.
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