On the Moli Peak of East Dongting Mountain, there was a stone platform with a radius of more than a hundred feet about thirty to fifty feet away from the peak. There was a stone path on the platform that connected to the foot of the mountain. After Xiao Bao and the others reached the platform safely, they came to a tightly shut stone door. There was an incense table in front of the stone door. On the incense table were incense sticks and some fresh offerings. After Xiao Bao and the others cleaned up the things on the incense table, they placed the incense sticks and other tributes they had brought on the incense table. As soon as the things were arranged, a faint voice came from the top of the mountain."Children, are you here to offer incense?”
"Yes, we're here to offer incense to Great-Grandma. "Great-great grandmother is in seclusion. We, we can only offer incense to Great-great grandmother and talk to Crown Prince grandmother outside the stone door," Xiao Bao said as he lit the incense sticks with a fire sickle. After saying that, Xiao Bao suddenly thought of something and asked the top of the mountain,"Hey, who are you? Why did you come back here?"
"Hahahaha, you're really good, little girl. Hahaha, your great-grandmother and aunt were right.”As he spoke, a white shadow floated down from the top of the mountain. An old man with white hair and beard appeared in front of the five little ones.
"Ah! Who are you? How could you fly down from such a high place?”Little Shishi, Yu 'er, Feng' er, and Butterfly exclaimed in unison.
"Hahaha, children, don't be afraid. I've been a good friend of your great-great-grandmother for many years. I live on this Mo Li Peak. Everyone calls me Mo Li Wanderer. Sigh, your great-great grandmother is in seclusion. I'm here to guard her. Well, you kids are not bad, not bad, hahaha. First, you guys should burn incense for your great-great grandmother. After that, I have something to say to you.”The old man in the moon-white robe said with a smile.
"But we still have to talk a lot to Great-Grandma after we offer incense. Can you wait?”Little Treasure asked as he held the fire sickle.
"Yes, I can wait as long as you want." Moli Wanderer said as she helped Little Treasure light the incense.
"Yes, I still have to tell a few jokes to Great-Grandma. Great-Grandma likes to hear my jokes.”
"Tell me, I might like to hear it too.”
"Alright, then. Just wait for us. We don't need many hours, hmm, about four hours is enough.”Little Treasure said.
"Hahahaha, I'll wait for you even if you only have twenty-four hours. Children, quickly go and offer incense."
At this point, Xiao Bao and the others stopped talking to Moli Sanren. They knelt down in front of the secret cave with the stone door closed, ready to offer incense to Great-Grandma. Xiaobao was kneeling in the middle. On either side were Little Shishi, Butterfly, Yu 'er, and Feng' er. Each of them held three incense sticks in their hands.
First, Little Treasure raised the incense stick above his head with both hands and muttered,"Great-Grandma, Little Treasure, Little Shishi, Yu 'er, Feng' er, and Butterfly are here to see you. Little Treasure wishes that Great-Grandma will soon finish her cultivation and successfully come out of seclusion. Little Treasure and our Misty Rain Fragrance House can't leave your Great-Grandma.”After saying that, Little Treasure raised the incense stick and kowtowed three times before inserting the incense stick into the incense burner.
Then, Little Shishi followed Little Treasure's example and raised the incense stick above her head, muttering,""Great-great grandmother, you can't stay in seclusion for too long. Otherwise, you'll miss little Shishi to death. Don't worry, Great-Grandma. I'll listen to Auntie. Don't worry, Great-grandmother. I won't be spoiled or temperamental anymore. By the way, Great-Grandma, is it true that Little Treasure told us about the butterfly farting in the afternoon? When you asked Butterfly that day, did she really fart?”
As soon as Little Shishi finished speaking, Butterfly, who was beside her, blushed and whispered,"Miss, that was all a joke made up by Young Master. It's not true.”
"If it's not true, why are you in such a hurry? If it's not true, why are you in a hurry to explain?”
"No, that joke was really made up by Young Master Little Treasure. Young Master Little Treasure, please tell Miss that you made up that joke.”Butterfly knelt down and crawled to Little Treasure's side, pulling on Little Treasure's sleeve as she pleaded.
" Hehehe, Butterfly is right. I made up that joke," Little Treasure explained to Little Shishi first, then he said to the stone door,""Great-Grandma, can I tell you a joke? Oh, right, can you hear my jokes?”Then, Xiao Bao didn't care if Great-Grandma could hear his joke. He sat cross-legged and told a joke to the stone door.
"Great-Grandma, do you know? This afternoon, I told little master and the others a joke, but they still think I'm telling the truth. "Hehehe," Little Treasure, who was sitting upright, giggled and said,"Do you know that in order to hear me make a fool of myself, each of them called me dear Brother Bao. They even kissed me once. However, because Little Shizi didn't rinse his mouth today, her kiss was very smelly.”
"Who said my mouth stinks? Did you smell it?" When Little Shishi heard Little Treasure say that her mouth was smelly, she quickly came over and pinched Little Treasure's arm.
"Smelling your stinky mouth? Then can I still live well?" Little Treasure covered his mouth and hid to the side.
"Hmph, for the sake of Great-grandfather, I'll let you off for now. If you can tell a joke that can make Great-grandfather and us laugh, I'll let you off today.”Little Shishi said with her hands on her hips.
"A gentleman keeps his word. Alright, I'll tell you a good joke, but don't blame me if you laugh until your stomachs hurt.”Xiaobao walked to the stone door and sat down cross-legged.
"As long as your jokes are funny, we won't blame you.”Little Shishi said.
" Alright, then sit tight and listen." Little Treasure looked around and pointed at the old man who had flown down from the top of the mountain."Hey, you, mm, yes, it's you. You're a man, why did you call yourself Jasmine Shrimp? Sigh, why don't you sit down and listen too? Well, Great-Grandma, you have to listen. I'll tell you the most ridiculous thing. There was a man in white who looked like a ghost, but he had to call himself Jasmine Shrimp. And the most ridiculous thing is that this Jasmine Shrimp, who looks much older than you and we have never seen or heard you mention, actually said that he is your friend. Great-great Grandma, don't you think it's funny?”After Little Treasure finished speaking, he rubbed his feet and laughed loudly.
As he laughed, Little Treasure felt that something was wrong. Why was this laughter his own laughter? Why weren't the others laughing? Thinking of this, Little Treasure stopped rubbing his feet and laughing. Instead, he looked at the people around him in a daze.
"Oh, it's not funny at all. What kind of joke is that? Little Treasure, if you don't have any jokes to tell in the future, then don't tell them. Don't make any jokes that aren't funny.”Little Shishi said without even looking at Little Treasure.
"That's right. It's not funny at all. But the most ridiculous thing is that he thinks it's funny.”Yu 'er and Feng' er mocked Xiao Bao for the first time.
Ah! Was my joke really not funny at all? Little Treasure thought to himself,'No, this should be a very funny thing. Why aren't they laughing?'
"Hahaha, let me say something to prove that what I said is true. "Hmm," the white-haired Moli Wanderer, who wore a moon-white robe, said."I heard that something like this happened in the Misty Rain Fragrance Restaurant. One day, Sister Cuihua was not feeling well, but she had to go and receive guests. In order to earn more money, and for her face in the building, she went to find a little smart guy. She said to Little Smart Ghost,"Little Ghost, Sister Cui Hua is not feeling well today. If a guest orders my cards later, you have to think of a way to help Sister Cui Hua, okay?"
When the little brat heard this, he knew that he had another advantage to take advantage of, so he said, Sister Cui Hua, if I help you like this, your great-grandmother and aunt will definitely spank me. I can't help you with this. Sister Cui Hua was anxious when she heard that. She said, Little brat, please help Sister Cui Hua. Why don't I buy you ten boxes of osmanthus cakes?
When the little brat heard this, he said,"Sister Cuihua, don't say that you bought me ten boxes of osmanthus cakes. Even if you bought twenty boxes, I wouldn't dare to help you." I-I have to listen to Great-Grandma and Aunt.
When Sister Cuihua heard this, she said,"That, that little brat, if you help Sister Cuihua today, not only will I buy you 20 boxes of osmanthus cakes, but Sister Cuihua will also help you with anything in the future, okay?"
When the little devil heard this, he said,"Sister Cui Hua, you're not feeling well. Don't go buy osmanthus cakes for me. Give me the silver and I'll buy them myself." If I tire Sister Cuihua out, Great-Grandma and Aunt will scold me. When Sister Cui Hua heard this, she hurriedly gave the little brat a tael of silver and said, Yes, you're the one who's giving Sister Cui Hua a headache. Mm, don't forget to come over and help Sister Cui Hua at night.
The little devil said,"Sister Cui Hua, don't worry. I'll definitely help you tonight. But if no one counts your cards, you can't take the silver back." After the little devil finished speaking, he left Sister Cui Hua's house. At night, he did it just like that, right?”The person whom Xiao Bao called Jasmine Shrimp stopped talking and looked at Xiao Bao with bright eyes.
"What happened after that? What happened after that?" Little Shishi hurriedly asked when she saw that the Jasmine Prawn had stopped talking.
"Yeah, what happened?" Yu 'er, Feng' er, and Butterfly also asked curiously.
He even knew about this. It seemed that he was really Great-Grandma's good friend. Little Treasure knew that he must be very familiar with Great-Grandma after hearing that person's words, because he even knew the most confidential things in the Misty Rain Fragrance House.
"What happened after that? "Why haven't I heard of this before?" Little Shishi ignored Little Treasure and continued to ask about the Jasmine Shrimp.
"Hahaha, after that, nothing happened because no one played Sister Cui Hua's card that day.”Jasmine Shrimp explained. He had no choice but to explain, because the whole story was not suitable for children. Moreover, he was already so old, how could he have the cheek to say that?
Actually, it was like this-
After Xiao Bao came out of Sister Cui Hua's room that day, he went to find a turtle slave. He said to the turtle slave,"Hurry up and catch some little mice for me. You must catch them before dark." I want the smallest mouse. When you catch it, tie the mouse's tail with a rope and give it to me. I need it urgently, remember?" The turtle slave quickly went to catch the little mouse for him.
At night, Little Treasure carried a cage to Sister Cui Hua's door. There were a few little mice with ropes tied to their tails in the cage. It was also a coincidence that Sister Cui Hua, who had not been called for three days, had two customers call her that day. Sister Cui Hua was happy and troubled at the same time. She was happy that someone was finally willing to spend money on her today. What she was worried about was that she was not feeling well. What if she offended the guests?
Just as Sister Cui Hua went out to welcome the guests, Little Treasure carried the mouse cage and flashed into Sister Cui Hua's room and quickly hid under the bed. After getting in, Little Treasure put the cage aside and opened the door of the cage. He used a rope to pull out a little mouse. At this time, Sister Cui Hua just happened to bring the guest into the house.
That guest was very useless. As soon as he entered the room, he couldn't wait to urge Sister Cuihua to take off her clothes and go to bed. Sister Cuihua agreed as she retreated to the bedside. The person urged Sister Cuihua to take off her clothes as he began to take off his shirt.
At this moment, Little Treasure quietly released a little mouse. When the customer stood on the ground and leaned on Sister Cuihua, the little mouse climbed up the man's pants. The little mouse smelled a fishy smell and ran to the customer's crotch. When it got close to the customer's crotch, it bit him hard. The guest was shocked by the sudden bite, and the thing immediately softened. He hurriedly got up and ran out of Sister Cui Hua's room with his clothes.
The customer ran outside and shouted loudly, saying that Sister Cui Hua "did not abide by professional ethics" and did not serve the customer well. She even released a small mouse to bite the customer's manhood. Meanwhile, Sister Cui Hua was crying and making a fuss in the room, saying that the whoremaster was a pervert. It was fine if her thing was not good, but he brought a little mouse to bully a woman like her.
After a while, the brothel madame, Hong Gu, appeared. She said that Sister Cui Hua would never malign a guest, but in order to show fairness, I'm willing to go with the representative chosen by everyone to take a look. A customer who hated Sister Cui Hua was chosen. He was the customer that Sister Cui Hua had asked Little Treasure to bring rice for him to raise his penis at home. That person walked into Sister Cuihua's room with Hong Gu. Sister Cuihua took off her clothes and exposed that place. The guest and Aunt Hong looked over. Sure enough, there was a small triangular wound on Sister Cui Hua's lips that was bleeding. It was obvious that she had been bitten by something.
That customer was also fair. When he came out, he said that what Sister Cui Hua said was true. The people in the Misty Rain Fragrance House were not happy with this. They only stopped when they sent that person to the yamen under the name of fraud.
However, after the incident, the people in the Smoky Rain Fragrance Building still secretly gave the customer a considerable amount of compensation through the yamen's bailiff, and Great-Grandma even reprimanded Little Treasure after the incident.
This was a top-secret matter of the Misty Rain Fragrance House, and the person Little Treasure called Old Bastard, Wanderer Mo Li, knew about it. It could be seen that his relationship with this house was definitely extraordinary.
Little Treasure heard Jasmine Shrimp say,"Ha, ha, nothing happened after that. No one played Sister Cuihua's card that day." Then he said to Jasmine Shrimp,"Old bastard, what you said is true. Well, then why are you looking for us?”
The reason why Little Treasure was called Jasmine Shrimp Old Bastard was because the Jasmine Shrimp had called Little Treasure Little Bastard when it was telling the joke.
After Little Treasure finished speaking, Old Bastard Moli didn't say anything. He patted a large rock behind him three times, and two figures appeared from behind the rock. They were dressed in blue and purple.
Three old bastards with white hair and beard, one in moon white, one in blue, and one in purple, surrounded the five little ones. Moreover, each of them had a sinister smile on their faces as they looked at the five little ones surrounded by them.
I don't know what will happen after this, but let's watch the next exciting content.
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