The Best Hooligan Wei Xiaobao
8 The king of flattery coaxed seventh sister into agreeing to tell a story kneeling

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After lunch, Wei Xiaobao packed up his things and looked at himself in the mirror. He then went to look for Sister Seven. Sister Seven lived on the third floor and usually had nothing to do, so no one bothered her. Besides, the third floor was mostly for performing arts and not selling their bodies, so it was much quieter. Wei Xiaobao knocked on Sister Seven's door.

" Who's there? Come in, the door's open." Sister Seven straightened her body and Wei Xiaobao quickly pushed the door open. Wei Xiaobao smiled and said," Auntie, it's me, Xiaobao. I haven't been here for a long time. I came to visit and see that Auntie's body is still as strong as ever. She also speaks with such vigor."”

Seventh Sister smiled and said," You're just a little brat. I really don't know what you've smeared on your little mouth. Your words are so likable. Tell me, why are you looking for Seventh Sister?”

Wei Xiaobao thought to himself,'You can't just go straight to the point and ask for help.'Hence, he would chat with Seventh Sister from all over the world. One moment, he would tell Seventh Sister a joke, and the next moment, he would help Seventh Sister pour water and massage her back. He had made Seventh Sister extremely happy.

It had been almost four hours. Seventh Sister said,"Little Treasure, if you have something to say, just say it. Seventh Sister is just like your mother. She watched you grow up. With your little mind, do you think Seventh Sister has lived for nothing? If you have something to say, say it.”

Wei Xiaobao thought to himself,"I wouldn't have been able to hide it from you if I had known earlier. But if I can make Sister Seven happy now, I'll have a higher chance of success." He cleared his throat.

Wei Xiaobao said," Auntie, who are you? You're Guan Yin Bodhisattva, and I'm Monkey Sun. No matter how smart I am, I'm still stuck in your palm and can't move. There's such a thing, but it's not a big deal. Auntie, what do you think of my glib tongue? It's alright, right?"

Seventh Sister said happily," Aiyo, didn't they say that Monkey Sun couldn't jump out of the Five Fingers Mountain? When did he become Guan Yin Bodhisattva? However, with your mouth, I dare to say that no one would dare to claim to be number one if you claim to be number two in Yangzhou.”

Wei Xiaobao smiled apologetically." Auntie, you're so kind and kind to me. If you're not Bodhisattva, then what are you? How can Tathagata compare to you? I just see a lot of storytellers on the street. It's quite lively. Auntie, what do you think about setting up a table in the hall of our Li Chun Courtyard to tell stories? There will definitely be a lot of people when the time comes. As long as we say it well, there will be more guests coming to our courtyard. Wouldn't business be much better with more people?”"Don't you think that's right, Auntie?"

Wei Xiaobao massaged his sister's back as he spoke. Sister Seven thought about it and realized that it made sense. With more guests, it would definitely be more lively. There would definitely be many girls to sleep with. But who would she find to tell stories to?

Seventh Sister said," You only know how to make auntie happy. Your idea is not bad, but who do you want to find to tell a story? The person you find must be really capable. Otherwise, it will be very bad for our courtyard's business.”

Wei Xiaobao said," Auntie, it's like this. Let me tell you. The storyteller, firstly, can't be an old man. Think about it, everyone who comes to the courtyard is young. Who doesn't like beautiful girls? Who would like to look for an old man?

Second, storytellers can't be too old-fashioned. Those storytellers on the streets are always in the same tune. They're still the same. In my opinion, we have to be creative. We'll say whatever the customers like. What do you think?

The teahouse can't be compared to our place. Here, guests can eat, drink, listen to books, and even find a young lady to accompany them. When they are tired of listening, they can even stay overnight. I'm afraid that most of the time, they will find a woman to stay overnight, don't you think?”

Sister Seven said happily," You're the only one with a sharp tongue. What you said is very reasonable. I'm afraid it's a little difficult to deal with?"

Sister Seven thought,'If Little Treasure's idea is successful, he'll definitely make a lot of money. There's only one shop in the world. It'd be strange if his business isn't good.' As she thought about it, Sister Seven looked up and saw Little Treasure's small eyes darting around. He was thinking about something and then laughing. She immediately understood.

Seventh Sister said," I say, Little Treasure, you're not talking about yourself, right? Although you're good at talking and have a lot of ability to coax people, I've never heard of you telling a story before. Why don't you tell me a few sentences today and I'll take a look?”

Wei Xiaobao had been waiting for this sentence. He quickly said,"Alright, Auntie was waiting for you to say this. Just wait and see." As he spoke, Wei Xiaobao took out the clothes, sunglasses, and paper fan that he had prepared earlier and tidied them up.

Sister Seven said happily," Aiyo, I was wondering why you came up with such a wicked idea today. It seems that you have long been prepared. Alright, let's see if you have the ability to do so. If today becomes tomorrow, auntie will allow you to say a paragraph."

Wei Xiaobao saw that the plan was almost complete, so he went all out and started talking non-stop. He talked about the Three Kingdoms, Journey to the West, Water Margins, and even Detective Conan. In the end, Sister Seven was very satisfied with the results, and she agreed to Wei Xiaobao's audition tomorrow. If he agreed, he would give Wei Xiaobao and his wife 30% of the profits. It was finally settled.

Wei Xiaobao left Sister Seven's room and laughed loudly. He quickly told Wei Chunhua the good news. Wei Xiaobao thought to himself,'I'll get a decent set of clothes later and tomorrow I'll see how I show off my skills. Who knows, I might really become the first celebrity in ancient times. When that time comes, I'll have a bunch of fans. Who knows, I might even become a Wei fan.' Thinking about it, Wei Xiaobao felt a little depressed. Why did Wei Xiaobao's fans seem so 'dispirited' and why did he have to change his name? As he thought about it, Wei Xiaobao laughed happily.

When he woke up the next morning, Wei Xiaobao was very busy. He first ran to his seventh sister's room and discussed with the servants. They helped to clean up the place, set up a few tables and chairs, and decorated the surroundings with lanterns and streamers. He also found a few sisters who were on good terms with him to help out. When the time came, they would serve tea and wine to the guests and beat time for him. Wei Xiaobao felt that these were necessary. After all, it was his debut. He had to become famous in one shot.

Wei Xiaobao then went to the tailor shop to make a few 'nondescript' outfits. There were children's gaudy designs, adults 'old-fashioned designs, and even a few outfits for the theater. In short, he was well prepared. He even made a few clown masks and prepared costumes for animals.

Some servants and maids who didn't know about it thought that there was a wedding at the Li Chun Courtyard today. Everyone looked around and asked questions. Wei Xiaobao didn't have time to care about them.

He also asked Mr. Turtle to put up a notice board at the door. On it was written,'Young Master, Grandpa, Grandpa, eat, drink, have fun, in short, have fun.' Under it was written,'Little Treasure is playing and selling treasures, learning to sing and perform, in short, it's fresh.''The moment the sign was hung, everyone gathered around. They were all wondering which Little Treasure was telling the story. Some said it was Wei Xiaobao, who had a drinking competition with them a few days ago. In short, there were many different opinions.

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