Wei Xiaobao lowered his head in deep thought for a long time. He felt as if a huge stone had been placed in his heart. He got up and left his seat. When the teacher came out, Li Gang and the others quickly followed after him.
Alice was on the podium, preparing to distribute textbooks to everyone. When she saw Wei Xiaobao walking out with a livid face, she was afraid that something would go wrong. She called out,"Wei Xiaobao, are you okay?" When he reached the corridor, he took a few deep breaths and felt a little better.
After a while, Li Gang and the others came out." What's wrong, Boss? Weren't you fine just now? Why are you so unhappy now?"”Wei Xiaobao didn't want them to worry, so he said,"I just came out to get some fresh air. You guys go back. I'll go out and take a walk."
With that, Wei Xiaobao began to walk down the corridor. As he passed through the corridors, he kept his head lowered and thought about what had just happened. Could it be that he was born to be hated by women? He suddenly thought of a scene in Laughing Jianghu.
In the middle, Zhao Benshan and his apprentice acted as robbers on the boat to rob the shoemaker played by Little Shen Yang. In the middle, the apprentice and the shoemaker started to play. They accidentally kissed each other. The apprentice said to Zhao Benshan," My first kiss is gone." Zhao Benshan said," Stop talking. You've made such a big profit. You shouldn't have this in your life." Thinking about it, he laughed. He was not destined to have a romantic encounter, was he? Thinking about it, he felt a lingering fear.
After walking for a long time, she realized that it was almost time to go back. She quickly walked back. Sigh, she didn't want to think about it. Since she was already here, she should take it as it was. It was her loss that she didn't know how to appreciate herself. Sooner or later, she would regret it. Once she understood, she would stop thinking about it. Back in the classroom, Alice was very happy to see Wei Xiaobao back. She was afraid that Wei Xiaobao would take things too hard.
Soon, everyone was there. Alice said," Now that everyone knows each other, let's introduce ourselves. If your name is called, go on stage and introduce yourself. Just say what your name is, what you like, and what you are good at. He would let others get to know him later. Don't be afraid."
Wei Xiaobao sat in his seat and watched as the names were called up. Some of them stammered, some came down after a few sentences, and there was even one called Zhao San who lowered his head and ran down after saying Zhao San. Everyone burst into laughter. There were also some who performed well.
Wei Xiaobao noticed that the person who rejected him was called Dong Ya. Her performance on the stage was quite graceful and graceful. It was obvious that she was the daughter of a wealthy family. Dong Ya even looked up at Wei Xiaobao, who ignored her. He thought to himself,'Women can't be too serious. They can't lose the entire forest for a big tree.' Her deskmate was called Zhao Erya, and she lived up to her name. She kept winking at her when she went on stage. It made her feel very awkward.
Wei Xiaobao and the other three sat at the back, watching the speech as if they were watching a show. Soon it was Li Gang's turn. Li Gang and the others had spent their days adventuring with Wei Xiaobao, so their skin was thicker than the walls of the city. They didn't care about such small things.
"Greetings, everyone. My name is Li Gang, and my family is a blacksmith. I've loved to rob and rob since I was young, and I've always been a chivalrous person. Ever since I followed my brother Wei Xiaobao, I've done many great things." My boss is quite an impressive person.。。。”
As Li Gang spoke, he forgot whether he was introducing himself or Wei Xiaobao. He went on and on about Wei Xiaobao's heroic deeds. It made everyone laugh bitterly. When he was finally done, Wei Xiaobao slapped the back of his head." What are you saying? What am I supposed to say when I go up? Aren't you stealing my limelight?"”
Li Gang quickly explained," Boss, I'm just admiring you." Alice watched them play and smiled." Let's welcome Wei Xiaobao to the stage to introduce himself. Everyone clap."。”
Wei Xiaobao walked up to the podium and sighed. It would be great if the God of Gamblers, Zhou Yunfa, played music. Wei Xiaobao looked at everyone, waved his hand, and saw that the crowd had quieted down.
He cleared his throat and said," My name is Wei Xiaobao, and I live in Li Chun Court. I'm sure everyone knows me. I'm Xiao Bao's storyteller, and I have two performances every day. If anyone is interested, feel free to look for me. I'll treat you to a meal and you can just tell them my name at Li Chun Court. I'm ten years old this year, and like everyone else, I hope to become friends with you. Yangzhou people call us the 'Four Young Masters of Yangzhou' because when we were five years old, the four of us caught a rapist."
Then he told everyone how he had caught the rapist. He continued," I have a lot of hobbies. When I drink, I brag about how I drink." He took a deep breath and said," I also have other hobbies. Fighting, catching thieves, storytelling, singing. When I have time, I will perform for everyone. I will perform at the Lichun Brothel for ten taels of silver. If everyone likes it, I will perform for everyone in school. Wei Xiaobao will also advertise for himself."
The most important hobby was to pick up girls. Didn't the book say that a gentleman should pursue women as much as possible? This woman was very knowledgeable. Let me briefly introduce her to everyone. How could a woman be considered beautiful?
For example, if a perfect woman was given a full score of 100 points, first, a woman's hair was 15 points because a woman's temperament was related to her hair. Second, a woman's face was 20 points because a beautiful face and lively eyes would definitely drive men crazy. Third, a woman's figure was 20 points because a devilish figure could only be found by luck. Fourth, a woman's skin was 10 points because no one would like her if she was covered in pimples. Fifth, a woman's fingers were 5 points. The sixth woman's dressing was ten points, the seventh woman's voice was ten points, a sweet voice was always fascinating, and the eighth woman's specialty was ten points. Although a woman without talent was virtuous, it was not good to be useless.。。。”Wei Xiaobao was on the stage talking non-stop. The students below were all dumbfounded. He wondered if Wei Xiaobao was stupid.
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