The Best Hooligan Wei Xiaobao
34 The Genius Comes Back, Joker Stunning Kneel

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The past few days, the Lichun Courtyard had been bustling with activity, decorated with lanterns and streamers. Everyone was dressed in red and green, and they were all in high spirits. The reason was simple. First, it was almost the new year, and second, most importantly, Wei Xiaobao was making a comeback and preparing to perform again.

Many of the customers were already getting impatient. It had been months since Wei Xiaobao had performed, and they were anxious like ants on a hot pan. When they heard that Wei Xiaobao was coming back for the new year, they scrambled to buy tickets for the performance at Li Chun House. The entrance of Li Chun House was filled every day, and the ticket prices had already skyrocketed.

Actually, there had been scalpers for a long time, but Wei Xiaobao couldn't be bothered with them. He only left some tickets for his relatives and friends. Wei Xiaobao did not dare to be careless and wanted to focus on his new friend, Joker. He remembered that when he watched TV in the past, he often saw big shots promoting newcomers at the Spring Festival Gala.

Looking at the wagging Joker, Wei Xiaobao said happily,"Are you ready, brother? It's all up to you." The Joker wagged his tail and barked. Wei Xiaobao thought to himself,"Looks like you like to be in the limelight too."

On the day of the performance, Li Chun Court was extremely popular. It was because Wei Xiaobao had returned to perform today. Alice, Zhao Ming, Li Gang and the others had already arrived. Wei Xiaobao quickly greeted them, and Zhao Ming said," Brother, you've made me wait for you. I've been looking forward to the stars and the moon all day. I've been waiting for you for a long time."”

Wei Xiaobao laughed." I have no choice. I know you're a hero who saved the damsel in distress. I didn't expect you to be so lucky to be saved. You almost met the King of Hell. Don't worry, Brother. You'll have a lot of fun later." As soon as he finished speaking, Niu Er rushed in." Treasure Master, it's not good. Hurry up and perform. If we don't go out now, the guests will burn down the Li Chun Courtyard."”

He hadn't expected such a big commotion, but it wasn't surprising. Wei Xiaobao had long been famous in Yangzhou, and word had spread. The young masters and nobles had spread the news everywhere. The officials and nobles had been waiting for Wei Xiaobao for a long time. To the high-ranking officials, tearing down their courtyards was just a matter of talking.

Wei Xiaobao was afraid that he would go overboard, so he quickly left the room and went to the corridor. He held a piece of paper in his hand and rolled it up into a microphone. He shouted to the crowd," Everyone, please be quiet. I, Wei Xiaobao, have no merit or ability to be honored by everyone. Today, I'll first apologize to everyone. Today is the festive season. As the saying goes, a thousand cups of wine are few when it comes to a bosom friend. A happy occasion is a good time for people to feel refreshed. Today, I'll perform again. The previous two performances today are for good luck. I'll perform four more today. 66 will go smoothly." "What do you all think?" The audience cheered when they heard that there would be an extra performance. Wei Xiaobao hurried back to his room to greet them and went to prepare. Very quickly, they packed up and went on stage to perform.

In the first round," Tang Bohu Three Laughing at Chou-heung ", Wei Xiaobao was dressed as a scholar. He wore a scarf, a paper fan, and white boots. He found a few girls from the Lichun House to act as a foil. After all, there had to be girls to pick Chou-heung. Who else could he choose? Who would be the Chou-heung? After thinking about it, he didn't have a suitable girl, and he didn't know many beautiful women. Right, he found Alice. Alice was sexy and beautiful, and the customers would definitely like her. He quickly found Alice and said the plot lines. Alice had long fallen in love with Wei Xiaobao and was happy to perform with him.

Very quickly, a unique combination of Chinese and Western style was displayed. The customers nodded and praised. Wei Xiaobao was humorous, agile, and cute. Alice was gorgeous and sexy. Wei Xiaobao liked the Western Chou-heung that he designed, especially when he saw Chou-heung drooling. He was very proud.

In the second round, Wei Xiaobao sang. After all, his guitar performance was still very popular. Soon, the performance reached its climax with the song 'East Wind Breaks.' The guests were all fascinated by the song. The men nodded and clapped, and the women stared at Wei Xiaobao lecherously.

In the third round, Wei Xiaobao praised the knife-throwing performance. It was very simple. He had to find a few beautiful women with apples on their heads. Wei Xiaobao had rehearsed this before. Knife-throwing performance was very common in modern times, but in ancient times, everyone was stunned and frightened. After all, everyone loved beauty. No one wanted to see a delicate girl with a knife on her body.

The women all covered their eyes with their hands and didn't dare to watch. Wei Xiaobao had not slacked off in the past six months of recuperation. His flying knife skills were superb. Finally, he made a beautiful woman stand in front of the board and blindfold her. With a whoosh whoosh, a clang, a few flying knives shot out, brushing past the beautiful woman and piercing into the board. Wei Xiaobao proudly flung his ponytail and cupped his fists at the surrounding people. The guests had long lost their minds and only knew how to applaud and cheer.

In the fourth dance, Wei Xiaobao thought that he would let them have their fill of surprises for the sake of the new year. Wei Xiaobao was dressed in a tight outfit and tidied himself up. He would do a handstand, a somersault, and a hip split.。。。He performed a modern breakdance routine. Wei Xiaobao had practiced martial arts before, and with long-term training, his movements were agile and unrestrained. The audience cheered again. Those with weak hearts could not take it anymore. Many of the older ones were sent home to see a doctor. Now, the guests realized that their eyes were not good enough. No matter how they looked, they could not see enough. Some of them even forgot to cheer and tip.

The fifth round was a nunchaku performance. Two smooth wooden sticks were strung together with a chain, making it a simple nunchaku. Wei Xiaobao's favorite martial arts star was Bruce Lee. In his previous life, he liked the nunchaku of Jeet Kune Do and worshipped Bruce Lee to the point of insanity. Wei Xiaobao was shirtless, wearing only white pants and boots. Although he was only eleven years old, he already had a few muscles. He looked very manly. The girls were all drooling, and Wei Xiaobao was shocked. He didn't expect women to be so crazy. Soon, a set of nunchakus made a whistling sound, and they fought with full momentum.

The sixth match was also his highlight finale. He whistled and his Joker, who was wearing a flowery robe, made his debut. The guests were all overjoyed, wondering what Wei Xiaobao was doing. Wei Xiaobao did not explain, but had someone on the drawing board make a few numbered signs. Wei Xiaobao wrote 1 1 with his hand. The Joker wagged his tail, turned around, and found a sign with the number 2 written on it. He held it in his mouth and handed it to Wei Xiaobao. The guests were all excited. They had never seen such a smart dog before. It was really amazing. They were amazed.

Wei Xiaobao then came up with a few more math questions, and Joker answered them all correctly. Seeing that the audience was enjoying themselves, Wei Xiaobao asked Niu Er to push the small bicycle to the center of the stage. The Joker stood up straight and rode on it in a short while. When he started riding, there was another round of cheers. Silver and flying kisses flew everywhere. Then, he asked the Joker to stand, sit down, climb down, pick up the frisbee, and hold the small ball lamp.

Some of them were shouting "Godly Dog","Immortal","Definitely Erlang God's Xiao Tianquan descending to the mortal world", etc. Wei Xiaobao thought to himself that these little tricks were easy to get. After the performance, the guests took a long time to react and were unwilling to leave. The aftertaste was endless.

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