"Brother Accius, can you help save my father…"
“．．．”
Not long after the end of the battle, the annoying little brat Romeo began to bombard Accius with fatigue.
"Brother Accius, help me save my father…"
"It's so noisy…Romeo, I've said it many times…I'm not interested in things that are troublesome and don't pay.”
After saying that, he pushed Romeo aside and continued to look for a suitable mission.
Of course, that was not the case…As a member of the transmigrators, Accius, who had the natural skill of " foresight," did not even think about wasting time on a monkey, let alone a very weak monkey…Besides, Naz, Habbie, and Lucy were already gone.
"More money, less money, closer to home ~ When you count money, your hands will cramp ~" This was Accius 'guiding principle when choosing missions.
Speaking of which, was this the so-called easier said than done?
"Ah, I got it, I got it. This is it. The reward for defeating the pirate team is 1.2 million J…The limit is three people and above? That was why one couldn't be ignorant…The number of people had nothing to do with strength, right?”
Accius kept complaining as he carefully read the description.
"The old rules…"
Accius jumped to the second floor, picked up the mission list, and shouted," Seeking two people to join the pirate crusade mission. It doesn't matter if you fight or not, as long as you don't die. The opportunity is limited, please sign up early. The lowest bidder will get it…If you are willing, please come to the bar counter to participate in the bidding. The quota is limited, so hurry up and fight!"”
He watched as a group of people swarmed toward the bar counter, fighting over the bar counter. Makarov smiled bitterly." This kid is always like this…He's too confident in his companions, isn't he?”
" Maybe, Lizana's matter…made him decide to live on with his own life in the future?" As an S-grade sorcerer, I was unable to protect my sister... I guess it gave him a huge shock?”
"... I'm sorry for bringing up unpleasant memories."
"It's okay…President, it's okay…"
In the end, Loki and Cana won the bid with a 30% share.
It was not that the people beside him could not afford a lower price, but that they could not afford it.
Wakaba was knocked out by a wine barrel, Leiby and the three lackeys were blocked by Rocky's beautiful army, the two shooters were knocked out by a heavy punch made of ice, and Gray's underwear was thrown out of the union in the chaos.
This is not a bidding war…It's a bloody battle of survival. If you don't take someone down, you'll be taken down…
Even Accius, who was used to seeing big storms, was a little shocked.
"At this time, should I say that human nature is evil…or should I say that greed is the driving force of humans?”
"Very good. Since we have decided on the team, let's go out immediately... Rocky... Mr. Rocky?”
Loki finally poked his head out of the surging waves.”
"F * ck!" Accius cursed in exasperation," Get out of the crowd of women immediately and go to the client to make up the number of people. Otherwise, you won't get any money! And I'll make you lose a leg immediately!”
" Which leg..." Rocky asked timidly.
Accius pointed at his eyes with his index and middle fingers, indicating for Loki to watch carefully.
"Cross-eyed? What does that mean?"
After carefully considering the difference in strength between the two sides and the consequences, Rocky reluctantly broke up with his female friends…
"F * ck, if you keep looking like a dead man, I'll chop you up. Get in the car!”
"It's so noisy that I can't even drink properly…Hey, this carriage is so small. Can't the wine barrel fit in?”
"…Can I trouble you to buy it at Harudion? Anyway, I'm going to finish it soon…"
Accius looked quite helpless…He was probably going to have a hard time this time since he had encountered a combination of a drunkard and a lecherous man.
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A few hours later, at the client's home.
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"…I am the client, Gibe. The mission this time is to suppress the pirate group entrenched on the small island in the outer sea of Harudron…May I ask, can the three of you really do it?”
It was not difficult to understand the client's distrust…When you saw a team made up of a grumpy man with an impatient face, a drunkard who was holding a tall barrel of wine and a half-retarded man who was about to die, could you give a positive evaluation?
However, it was obvious that the strange trio was unaware of this.
With the basic professional ethics of a Magic Shooter, Cana began to do a simple background check. Although the wine barrel at the side inevitably made people doubt the words 'professional ethics'…
"May I ask why you announced the mission to suppress the pirates? As far as we know, you're not a government official.”
"My wife was kidnapped. I love her very much. I have to find her no matter what…"
"Honey…are there guests again? Do you need me to prepare some tea?”
“．．．”
"I'm…I'm sorry. I was too sad and said something wrong…The one who was taken away was my precious daughter…Sob sob ~"
" Daddy, I'm back!" A cute little blonde girl threw herself into the client's arms. The father and daughter looked exactly the same apart from the traces of time…
“．．．”
"F * ck! Are you done acting?" Accius slammed the table fiercely. Clearly, his patience had reached its limit."My mission success rate is 100%. I will definitely accomplish my mission." Therefore, I don't care if someone in your family was kidnapped or if the neighbor's bitch gave birth to a kitten…I just want to know one thing. Will you pay me after completing the mission?”
The client was obviously shocked." Of course, but…"
Accius slammed the table impatiently and roared,"That's it!" Anyway, if I fail, the one who dies is me, not you. What are you nervous about? Hurry up and bring me the map. I have a big business and don't have time to waste with you!”
“... This is the map, good luck!"
Accius waved his hand impatiently. Blessings that did not come from the heart would bring bad luck!”
After saying that, he left with the two of them, leaving behind the stunned employer and his family...
Outside the client's house, the strange trio expressed their views on the incident.
" This man…should have some relationship with the pirate crew. He might have been a member of one of them in the past. That's why he didn't dare to look for the army when his things were stolen. He could only ask our High Mage Union to resolve it…"
"It can't be, right? That man was gentle and looked like a good person.”
Accius looked at Cana as if he was looking at an idiot.
"Last time at Harudion, you were cheated of 70,000 J. That man was even more handsome than me.”
"I wasn't cheated. That man even wrote a letter to apologize to me later. He said that as long as I send him some money, I can get a gift…"
"A long time ago, you were cheated of 100,000 J by a fake cripple. After being discovered, he ran faster than you…"
“．．．”
Accius sighed softly,"Alcohol really does slow down the brain…"
A few crosses appeared on Cana's forehead, and the sound of her fingers breaking seemed out of place on this noisy street...
"Mr. Alex…what did you say?”
"Um, Rocky? Loki? What do you think?"
"That wife is too perfect. Her figure, her round and full breasts, and the motherly glow that shines on her body. Ah, it's too wonderful. My destined girl has appeared!”
“．．．”
“．．．”
"I need to make some preparations first. The two of you go and buy the things on my list…See you at the port.”
30 minutes later, at Harudgeon Port.
"That…Accius?"
"Ah?"
Cana looked at the big and small bags in her hands and asked with confusion,"Aren't we going to crusade against the pirate group?" Don't we need a battle plan?"
"Good question! I'll explain it to you now."
Accius spread out the map given by his client." According to the information on the map, this pirate group is about 10 nautical miles away from Harudron Port. There are about 200 pure combatants in the entire group. The first line of defense is from the port to the fishing village, the military base is the second line of defense, and the mountainous area where the regiment commander lives is the last line of defense."
Cana and Loki thought to themselves with a solemn expression,'It seems that the defense line is quite strong…There's only one port. It'll be difficult to break through it head-on…'
Accius cleared his throat and carefully put the map away.
“？”Loki and Cana were confused. Why did they need to collect the map to discuss tactics?
" First, I'll drive a small boat and attack the island from the front. I'll kill the leader of the fishing village and paralyze the command system. Then, I'll gradually clean up the trash from the outside…Finally, I'll kill everyone who tries to escape.”
“．．．”
“!”Cana and Loki suddenly realized something very important…
"Don't tell me the two of us don't have a mission?”
"That's not the case…Don't belittle yourself! Your work is the key!”
Cana carefully put down the wine barrel, and Loki also took off his sunglasses and focused…
The solemn and depressing atmosphere made the surrounding air seem to freeze. The sequence of time and space was in chaos here…Their gazes constantly flickered." Anticipation and fear of being hurt " was the current description of the two of them.
"The two of you are in charge of roasting meat and shiitake mushrooms at the port. Wait for me to come back and eat them together…Remember, the meat shouldn't be too burnt or too raw. I don't want to get sick…Also, you have to apply more barbecue sauce."
Clang! A certain part of their hearts had been destroyed…
“... As expected, he was injured?"
Cana said with some dissatisfaction,"So we're here to be your chefs?"”
"That's not true…You guys are the last line of defense responsible for maintaining my personal safety. What if I starve to death? Don't look down on the work of a chef... Do you think you're so humble?”
"I'm sorry…I really don't know if you're praising or belittling the chef…"
Cana smiled bitterly as she watched Accius drive the rented boat away.
"It seems that the two of us spent half a day to come here for a picnic…"
Loki was quite open-minded.
"Wasn't it like this in the past? He always likes to earn money and cultivate at the same time…Moreover, he…"
"Yes, that's true…That big idiot. Then, shall we start roasting meat?"
"…I want to talk to the client's wife again. Ah, no…I want to confirm some things with the client. Wait, don't pull my ear ~"
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