The narrow and long Bridge of Helplessness crossed the River of Forgetfulness, leading to the depths of the illusory cloud trace. The ghosts who were not stained with dust sobbed and drank a bowl of Meng Po soup, setting foot on an unpredictable path to the next life.
Deep within the cloud trail, there was an invisible suction force, once Spectral Soul stepped onto the bridge, he could not turn back, he could only drift forward like a moth flying into a flame.
At this moment, an arrogant voice shouted,""I'm complaining! I must complain!"
Following the voice, a very handsome young man walked over from the opposite side of the Bridge of Helplessness. His hair was waxed, making him look neat and shiny. He wore a white suit with many sequins on it. He looked like a singer who had just stepped off the stage.
"Pa!" A bowl of fragrant Granny Meng's soup fell to the ground. The wrinkles on Granny Meng's face became deeper. She muttered and sighed,"" It's the ninth time, the ninth time. This scourge is back again."
The ghost-like singer was followed by a pair of ox-headed and horse-faced people. The eyes of the ox-headed people were wide open, but the horse-faced people's faces were longer than the donkey's face. It was because Zheng Shaopeng, who had been rejected by them, had returned.
The legend of his nine deaths and eight reincarnations began when he fell from the cable car on the way to Nan Cang Mountain. Because he held a three-year-old girl before falling, he accumulated Yin Virtue and increased his lifespan by three years. However, this unlucky pair of ox-headed and horse-faced men rushed back to attend the wedding banquet of Lord Shing Wong's daughter. Before he fell into the mountain stream, they hooked his soul.
When they woke up from their drunkenness and found that they had arrested the wrong person, Zheng Shaopeng's body in the world of the living had been cremated. In order to escape responsibility, they had to bribe Judge Cui to send him back to the world of the living, so that he could use up his three years of life.
Who would have thought that he would die eight times in a year, and none of them lasted more than two months. Speaking of which, Judge Cui treated him quite well. In his first life, he sent him to a Wenzhou tycoon who had just drowned. This tycoon owned four clothing companies and had a family capital of 300 million yuan. He was 68 years old this year, but his wife was only 28 years old. His three beautiful lovers were even younger. The youngest was only 18 years old.
The problem was that the rich man didn't drown in the river or the sea. He drowned in the bathtub. He was drowned by his beautiful wife while taking a bath.
Zheng Shaopeng, who was floating in the air and waiting for possession, was horrified, so he couldn't enjoy this kind of luck after he was pushed into the body of the billionaire who had just drowned by Ox-Head and Horse-Face.
In two weeks, he understood the operation and situation of the entire company. Then, he gave one-third of the property to the rich man's wife and two abandoned sons. The rest was donated as much as possible.
A month later, his beautiful wife, who had seen him die but came back to life and looked at him with a strange expression all day, scared her crazy. She kept stabbing him with a fruit knife. When Ox-Head and Horse-Face heard the news and rushed over, they also felt that it was a bit disgusting to let him attach himself to the corpse and revive it, so they had to bring him back to hell.
Zheng Shaopeng certainly wouldn't say that he thought that the hard parts of the old man's body were soft, but the soft parts were all hard, so he was deliberately seeking death. So the judge racked his brains and sent him to a deputy chief who had just died of illness.
The deputy chief was only 48 years old, and he was considered to be in the prime of his life. He lived in a high-class ward, and his body was full of tubes. When he was first hospitalized, there was a lot of traffic. Ever since the attending doctor told the organization that he was going to hold a memorial service for him, there were no visitors.
Zheng Shaopeng didn't think that he could be such a big official. He really wanted to do something, but he really couldn't stand having a woman who was almost as old as his mother as his wife.
Therefore, he stayed in the hospital all day to pick up patients and refused to go home. When he found out that this deputy chief was actually one of the corrupt people, he was greatly relieved.
He collected a pile of evidence and sent it to the Provincial Discipline Inspection Committee. When the organization severely investigated the case, he was gloriously and actively killed by his original accomplices.
No one is perfect. Zheng Shaopeng could only sigh with emotion. Why is there no young, rich, handsome, elegant, and handsome young man in the world?
Well, it wasn't that there weren't any. It was just that young people who met these conditions had excellent bodies and delicious food. He still had to wait if he wanted to possess them.
It wasn't easy for him to possess a handsome and famous singer from Hong Kong and Taiwan for the eighth time. It could be considered as fulfilling his wish. He should be able to live well for the next two years.
He didn't expect that he would actually die and come back. Not to mention the poor Judge Cui, even Ox-Head and Horse-Face were about to go crazy.
Zheng Shaopeng was greatly relieved. When he was happily attached to the famous singer who had just passed away due to illness, he was horrified to find that the handsome young man who had made countless girls crazy was actually a homosexual, and he was the kind that played Zero.
The two burly young men who danced with him often harassed him, and when he refused to get close to them, their resentful eyes made his scalp explode. I'm a seven-foot-tall man with such a ruined body. It's not a big deal to starve to death, but it's a big deal to lose my chastity!
Zheng Shaopeng thought with grief and indignation, so when the company arranged for him to go to the mainland to participate in the disaster relief performance, the star who had just recovered from a serious illness fell from the stage and hit the back of his head on a stone the size of popcorn. Then a wisp of fragrant soul went straight to hell with a faint resentment.
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It was quiet in the Netherworld Hall. There were documents that were half the height of a person piled on the dark eight square table, but Judge Cui was nowhere to be seen. Ox-Head and Horse-Face looked around in surprise and walked over to the Eight Immortals table.
There was a monitor similar to a computer in the human world on the antique table. Half of the body was exposed under the table, as if someone was hiding under the table.
The minotaur demon stepped forward and called out carefully,""Judge, what are you doing under the table?”
Judge Cui crawled out from under the table. He was wearing an ancient red official robe, and there were two peach-leaf-like wings on his black gauze hat. He looked a little like a seventh-grade magistrate on the stage. He had eight-shaped eyebrows, small eyes, and a wrinkled face like a folded bun. He looked rather funny.
When the old man saw them, he sighed with a sad face and said,"Sigh! It's all because of this " Plague to Death-Broken Skin " system. Ever since I started using it, Inferno's work efficiency has increased. However, after using it for a few months, I have to redo it. Now, I can skillfully operate every installation step with my eyes closed.
What was worse was that the system was dead, fake dead, and automatically restarted. It was said that many ghosts from Judge Zhang Hong of the Samsara Temple used the loopholes in the system to travel through time and space to become stallions in ancient times. These people said that people should strive for the higher ground. They did not do anything bad in their previous lives. Why did they fight to enter the beast path? Being a stallion was so hard. He couldn't figure it out, he really couldn't figure it out.”
The minotaur demon officer grinned, wanting to laugh but holding it back. Forget it. The old man is old, so it's understandable that he doesn't know what a stallion is. It's not appropriate for me to tell him this.""What's wrong with the system? Do you want Little God to help you fix it?”
Judge Cui shook his head and said," It's not a big problem this time. It's just that the hard drive lights flashed wildly for an hour after it started up before allowing me to operate it. I was so busy waiting that I fell asleep."
Horse Face muttered," Our Truth Listener's domestic operating system is pretty good. Why did we hire a foreign City God to design it? I heard that His Majesty Yama is negotiating with His Majesty Lucifer from the West, asking them to send the original designer, Bi 'ergawa, to upgrade the operating system as soon as possible.”
Judge Cui shook his head and said," There's no other way. I heard that the Shing Wong went to the human world for a vacation. His name is not on the Book of Life and Death. His vacation is not over yet, and no one can find him. Now, we can only hang on like this. By the way, didn't you apply for a vacation? What are you doing here?”。
Ox Head laughed dryly and said," Milord, that fellow who didn't want to live has died and returned. He has only lived for one year out of three years, yet he has already died nine times. You have to think of a way. The more you walk, the more you meet the Yama. If Yama finds out, it'll be terrible."
Judge Cui's face twitched when he heard that. He quickly lay in front of the computer and typed randomly. Then, he stared at the screen with his eyes wide open and did not say anything. Horse Face could not help but become nervous. He quickly moved his donkey face closer and said," What's wrong? What's going on?"
Judge Cui said," There's no problem. My computer needs to be reinstalled again. There's too much garbage in the system. This is a dying processor. It runs extremely slowly!”。
The bull head touched its horns and didn't say anything.
After waiting for a long time, Judge Cui's face suddenly changed and turned pale. If he was not still wearing the red official robe, Ox-Head and Horse-Face would have thought that he was a ghost prisoner who had escaped from prison and would have to send him back with a set of soul-capturing rope.
" What's the matter, my lord?" Ox Head asked." Could it be that the system has so much trash that it can't run to death?"”
Judge Cui's entire body trembled as he pointed at the screen and said sadly,""It's over, it's over. My skin is broken. This time, my skin is really broken. Sigh! If I had known this would happen, I would have reported it to Yama directly and said that you guys violated the rules and hooked people's souls. In order to help you plug this loophole, I made mistakes again and again. This is terrible!”
Horse Face snorted and said hatefully,""What's so tragic about it? Isn't it just running back eight times a year? At most, I'll come back sixteen times in the next two years. I'll go all out and see who can rely on who.”
Judge Cui said with a long face,"No, no. Look, including the time you wrongly detained him, he has died nine times in a row. Each time, he died because he did good deeds. So, so." Judge Cui took a long breath and gritted his teeth."He is now a good person for nine generations.”
"Nine generations of good people? What does that mean?" Bullhead asked in confusion. The Judge's words were too profound, and it was really confusing.
Judge Cui said with a trembling voice,"If we send him back to life now and he dies because of doing good deeds, he will be a good person for ten generations and will be able to escape the cycle of life and death."
"Ten generations of good people?" Jump out of the cycle of life and death? What do you mean?"
Judge Cui slapped his thigh and said,"That means he has become Buddha."
Ox-Head and Horse-Face opened their mouths wide in disbelief."No way! How can it be so easy to become a Buddha?"
Judge Cui smiled bitterly and said," Sometimes, becoming a Buddha also depends on luck. Guan Yin Bodhisattva was on the day when Buddha preached and guided his disciples to become Buddhas. The human world happened to be in a great disaster.'If all living beings are not saved, I swear I will not become a Buddha!'，In the end, she missed the opportunity. Although she was more powerful than the Buddhas, she could not be called a Buddha.”
When Mancang 'er heard this, he couldn't help but put his hands together and say,"Bodhisattva has a good heart. No wonder people call him the Great Compassion." Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva said,'If hell is not empty, I swear I will not become a Buddha!'，Like Guanyin Bodhisattva, although he has not become a Buddha, in my heart, he is a true Buddha."
Judge Cui sighed." Even great compassion cannot save you and me from today's disaster. It's because the world is declining day by day, and people's hearts are no longer the same as before. Buddha was the one who corrected people's hearts. 300 years ago, he made a grand oath on Spirited Mountain. If a mortal can persist in doing good deeds for ten lifetimes, he will become a Buddha immediately. If he was allowed to do good deeds and die again, he would become a Buddha. The Buddha had remarkable abilities and would definitely be able to see through the secrets. At that time, wouldn't he be exposed?
Ox-Head and Horse-Face could not help but be stunned when he heard this. He said in a daze,"What should we do? We couldn't bear to let him fall to pieces, so we kindly collected his soul in advance. Who knew that the Life and Death Book would suddenly change again? What should we do?"
Suddenly, Ox Head rolled his eyes suspiciously and said,""That's not right, Milord. When we let him return to the world in another body, we bribed Meng Po not to let him drink soup in order to repay the three years of his lifespan. Speaking of which, no matter how many times he dies, it should only be counted as one life.”
Judge Cui sighed and said,"System loophole."
Ox-Head and Horse-Face were stunned for a long while before they said in grief,"I hate Bilgeva!"
Judge Cui paced around the hall. After a while, he suddenly frowned and looked around sneakily. He waved his hand and called Ox-Head and Horse-Face over. He twirled his moustache and smiled sinisterly." Cough, cough, cough. Since Judge Zhang's computer has a loophole that allows ghosts to travel through time and space, I have an idea. If I can find a way to arrange for him to go back to the ancient times, hehehe."
The bull blinked and asked curiously,""So what? What if that bastard built a bridge or repaired a road and accidentally knocked on a small stone and died? Wouldn't that fulfill the promise of ten generations of good people?”
"Hehehe." Judge Cui tried his best to smile sinisterly." Buddha made the great wish that ten good people could become Buddhas three hundred years ago. If someone reincarnated three hundred years ago, even if he died a hundred times, he would not be listed as one of the conditions to become Buddhas in ten lifetimes. Hahaha!"
Ox-Head and Horse-Face clapped their hands and laughed sinisterly." That's great. Daren is indeed an experienced person. Uh, experienced and prudent."
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