Legendary Mafa
21 big lie

Xi Xi Xunn

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"What? Was this all he could do after losing his warhorse?”I tried to provoke him! From what I understand, beastmen are usually hot-tempered.

"Don't worry!" The half-beast commander seemed to have seen through my intentions."They can't escape. It's the same if I kill you and catch up to them!”

"What shameless boasting!" I didn't give up on provoking him."With your ability just now, it's impossible for you to kill me!”

"Interesting!" The half-beast commander looked at me calmly."I can see that you really want to make me angry! However, I won't let you have your wish!”

"F * ck! Are you still a beastman?!" This time, it was my turn to be shocked.”

"Wrong, wrong, wrong!" The half-beast commander stretched out two fingers of his right hand and shook it."You're talking about ordinary beastmen, but I'm the royal family of beastmen, the eldest son of the current Beast Emperor, and the future Beast Emperor! If you don't even have this bit of self-restraint, how can you fight with cunning humans like you!”

"No way! My luck is so bad!" I looked defeated.”

"Vixen!" The half-beast commander was a little puzzled. It sounds like you humans admire the wisdom of this race! But why have I never heard of it?”

There was a way! When I heard this, I was secretly delighted. Hehe, so this Orc Prince wasn't completely impervious to all kinds of things. I secretly analyzed that other than having powerful martial strength, Orcs had almost no special skills. Moreover, low intelligence should be a common phenomenon among Orcs. As a result, among Orcs, Orcs with extraordinary intelligence were often rarer than those with powerful strength, and they were also more precious! For thousands of years, the Beastmen had been pursuing power, but they had also been focusing on making their people smarter. Because thousands of years of war had shown that to deal with cunning humans, just relying on bravery and brute force was far from enough! Of course, this analysis was more or less based on the descriptions of orc tribes in other fantasy novels. I don't know how accurate it is, but it should be about right!

Haha, so the Beastmen didn't pursue powerful martial arts but supreme wisdom. No wonder they were so concerned after hearing my casual complaint.

Haha! Since you're interested in this topic, I don't mind chatting with you for a while. After all, it's better to stall for a while. "This vixen isn't an ordinary beastman. She only appears once every hundred years. She's extremely wise!"”

"Really? Why haven't I heard of it before!" The half-beast commander subconsciously lowered the broad axe in his hand a little. The flaw was the slightly exposed throat! I resisted the urge to draw my sword and continued to spout nonsense."This is well documented!" " I've decided to go all the way." In the legends, vixens are divided into nine levels. Each level represents a certain level of intelligence and strength. Vixens of this level are newborn infants, and their intelligence is only the same as that of human children.”

At this point, I subconsciously stopped, but I saw that the half-beast commander opposite me still had a faint smile on his face, as if he was very interested in watching me continue to perform.”

***! Had he been seen through? I thought to myself, but since he wanted to watch the show, I decided to cooperate with him. After all, the longer we delay, the more advantageous it would be for Long Xin and the others to escape.

"As the years go by, the newborn vixen will become smarter and smarter. After that, she will evolve into a second-grade vixen. At this time, a second tail will appear behind her!”I quietly sized up the half-beast commander's expression. It was still the same expression as when I was watching a show, as if it was waiting for me to continue bluffing.

"F * ck, are you looking at me as a joke? Alright then, I've decided to give you some shocking news!”I continued,"A Level 2 vixen, her intelligence is already the intelligence of a human youth!" Then, she would continue to evolve! After that, he would reach Level 3! At this moment, she would open her third tail! At this moment, her intelligence should have reached the level of an adult human being. If we were to compare, it would be like you and me right now!”

"He's only at level three, but he's already so smart!" The half-beast commander finally revealed a trace of surprise, but Lian Shang was still filled with suspicion.

"That's right! He's only at level three!" "After that, with every level she evolves, her intelligence will be further strengthened!" When she reached level four, she would open her fourth tail. At this time, her intelligence had already reached the level of a human genius.”

"Genius? How is this possible?" Half-Beast Commander, although I doubt the authenticity of my words, I still feel an uncontrollable excitement that a genius of the same race could be born from the Beastmen.

"That's right. A Level Four is a human genius!”I pretended to be emotional." As for a Level 5 fox spirit, its intelligence is only higher than Level 4. It has already reached an extremely terrifying height! If one had to use anything to describe it, it could only be described as a super genius. At this level, vixens could freely transform into their female form. There were only female vixens among vixens, so after transforming into their female form, they could only appear in the form of a human woman. After reaching the human form, the vixen had extraordinary intelligence. In history, only the Biqi Continent's Holy Word Church had created humans at this level! Only the true soul of Shengyan, or the founder of Mo Luo Sect, Mo Luo Yunxi, could be compared to him!”

"What?! Holy Word True Soul! Mo Luo Yunxi!" The half-beast commander could not help but raise the broad axe in his hand tightly, killing intent surging out. In the history of this world, it was recorded that a long time ago, the ruler of the entire Fama Continent was the incomparably powerful Beastmen. At that time, the humans had been driven to the edge of the continent, where the current Bi Qi Empire was. They were in danger of extinction. At that time, a super genius was born from the humans, the Holy Word True Soul. Under the leadership of the Holy Word True Soul, the humans united and resisted the suppression of the Beastmen. In the end, they successfully defeated the orcs and drove them back to their hometown, which was now the Wilma Forest. If not for the dense forest at the edge of the Wilma Forest stopping the advance of the human army, the orcs would have gone extinct long ago. The True Spirit of the Holy Word could be said to be the most feared human in the entire orc world. Even after his death, the wisdom he left behind was still a great pain for the orcs who had already holed up in Wilma Forest. After his death, humans established the current Church of the Holy Word based on the Holy Word handwritten letter he left behind. At the same time, the Holy Word handwritten letter also recorded a lot of astronomy and geography, as well as various life encyclopedia techniques, military strategies, martial arts, and forging. And so on and so forth, countless. Under the leadership of the Church of the Holy Word, humans had been building their homes according to the plan left behind in the Holy Word's handwritten letter. It had continued to this day and developed into the current Fama World. It could be said that the Holy Word's handwritten letter was the source of all Fama civilization. The Holy Word True Soul was almost as intelligent as a god. Not only did the human society worship him as a god, but even the orcs who were defeated by him were in awe of him.

Now that I mentioned that the level six fox spirit had intelligence comparable to the Holy Word True Soul, how could it not shock the half-beast commander? However, he still maintained his last bit of rationality."Although we are very unwilling, we still have this bit of self-awareness. It is impossible for such a genius to be born among the Beastmen! So, the joke ends here!" As the half-beast commander spoke, his expression turned solemn."Thank you for telling me a good story!”

Ah! No way, they started fighting so quickly! No, I haven't used my ultimate move yet.

"Hahaha! Indeed, it was impossible for the beastmen of the Fama World to produce such a super genius!”I decided to use my final trump card.

"What do you mean by that!" The half-beast commander said in a deep voice.

"Let me ask you, how big is this world?”I didn't respond to the half-orc commander's reaction and only asked calmly.

"This?" "As far as I know, there's no other land besides the Bi Qi Continent, the Demon Sealing Continent, the Demon Dragon Continent, and the Cang Yue Archipelago!"”

"Hahahaha! That's right, it was just like what was recorded in the textbooks!”"But don't tell me you think that the world is only this big!"”

"What? Are there other continents?”This time, it was the half-beast commander who looked shocked.

"Let me ask you, with the Bi Qi Continent as the center, what is to the west?”I continued to bluff, while calculating how far Long Xin and the others had escaped.

" To the west is the Demon Sealing Continent!" The half-beast commander said.

"Then what's further west of the Demon Sealing Continent?”I continued to guide the half-beast commander's thoughts.

" That!??" The half-beast commander said hesitantly," According to historical records, the Dead Sea is three thousand miles west of the Demon Sealing Continent. It's impossible for any ships to pass through the Dead Sea. Therefore, until today, no one knows where the other side of the Dead Sea is!”

"Hahahaha! Don't you know?" I cried out in my heart. The heavens are helping me. It's best if I don't know. Then, I'll just let the rest of the conversation go."Let me tell you!" I cleared my throat and continued," About three million miles to the west of the Dead Sea is a stormy ocean. That ocean is also known as the Atlantic Ocean. In the center of this ocean is a continent called America! This American continent was many times larger than the current Bi Qi continent. However, if one walked one million miles to the west of America, they would reach the Arctic Ocean. The center of the Arctic Ocean was a continent called Europe, which was three times larger than America. Two million miles to the west of Europe was called the Indian Ocean. In the center of the Indian Ocean was a continent called Africa, which was much larger than Europe. If one walked five million miles to the west from Africa, they would reach another ocean. This ocean was called the Pacific Ocean, and at the center of the Pacific Ocean was a continent called Asia. The area of Asia was larger than the three continents of Europe, America, and Africa combined, and there was an extremely powerful country on this continent, which was China. The vixen I mentioned is a member of this orc race called the Celestial Empire. Do you understand now?”Heh heh, this was purely a prank, and I said it in one breath. My face didn't turn red, and my heart didn't beat fast. Anyway, no one knows where the west of the Dead Sea is. Even if I said it randomly, what's wrong with that? And from my coherent tone and firm expression, it didn't look like I was lying at all.

“.”The Half-Beast Commander was completely stunned. I believed that even if I stabbed him in the throat now, it wouldn't be a problem."Is there really such a large continent in the world? And is there really such a smart orc in that place called China?”

"Of course! That vixen was really powerful! In the history of the Celestial Empire, there had been several famous Six-Tailed Demon Foxes!”Thus, I continued my relentless pursuit, continued to bluff, and continued to persevere until the end. In my heart, I estimated that Long Xin and the others had already escaped for more than an hour, and I had also told this half-beast commander a story for an hour. It was really unbelievable that this half-beast commander was actually a curious baby who liked to listen to stories!

"Let me tell you the story of the earliest and most famous six-tailed foxes in the history of China, Daji and Jiang Ziya.”I cleared my throat and felt a little thirsty. However, I didn't have any water with me, so I could only endure it and continue,"Legend has it that in the history of the Shang Dynasty, King Zhou burned himself and the magnificent Deer Terrace Pavilion to ashes! As for the vixen Jiang Ziya, he left after cleaning up the scum of his sect!”In one breath, I poured out all the stories of the Investiture of the Gods like pouring beans. In order to highlight the power of the fox spirit, I deliberately said that Jiang Ziya was also the incarnation of the fox spirit and started a tit-for-tat struggle with Daji. The two fox spirits used the human world as a stage and played out scenes and plots. They stacked brilliant classic battle examples and the history of the harem battle. They were half-beast leaders, fooling, dizzy, and dumbfounded. I just hope Jiang Ziya doesn't find trouble with me. Although I changed your background and even your gender, there's nothing I can do. Please be magnanimous and let me go. After telling the story, I touched my chest and prayed secretly.

"It turns out that vixens are so powerful!”The half-beast commander looked at me in a daze!

"Haha! This was only the first generation of vixens that had appeared in the human world. There were many others who were more outstanding than them: "For example, in the history of the Three Kingdoms, there was another super vixen who was not inferior to the seniors. Her name was Zhuge Liang! Speaking of which, this Zhuge Liang was only eighteen years old. He was so handsome that he could drown the fish and fall the geese.”

"Wait! What was the meaning of sinking fish and falling geese! Blocked the moon and shamed the flowers!" The Orc Commander heard something he didn't understand and quickly stopped asking.

"En! Hah! Idiot! You don't even understand this!" I said angrily," This 'sinking fish, falling geese, closing the moon and shaming flowers' refers to how this woman is too beautiful. The geese in the sky will stop flying when they see her and fall from the sky. If the fish in the water see her, they will also marvel at her beauty and be unable to swim. They will flip over and sink into the water. The worst thing is that even the flowers will be ashamed when they see her. They will be too ashamed to show their faces. Quickly put away the petals so as not to embarrass themselves! Do you understand now?"

"Ah! There was actually such a beautiful person in this world!”The half-beast commander couldn't help but let out a mouthful of saliva." What if I saw it?

"Ah!" I looked at the half-beast commander with a defeated expression and was speechless.

"Alright, don't interrupt!" Following that, I artificially beautified the embodiment of intelligence, the representative of wisdom, Mr. Zhuge Liang, according to the usual practice. The sect he was born in was also changed from Shui Jing Mountain Manor to Fox Cave. Everyone can imagine it themselves. The appearance of Diao Chan's beauty and Zhuge Junshi's wisdom will form a vixen version of Zhuge Liang's beauty.

" The sky was filled with flames, and Cao Cao was immediately burned to death. He abandoned his armor and fled like a rat." When I reached the part where Red Cliff was burned, four hours had already passed.

"I didn't expect that the vixen beauty Zhuge Liang would be so amazing. To be honest, the human sage Zhou Yu is also very smart. It's a pity that he met Zhuge Liang.”The half-beast commander had been listening to the story for the entire afternoon, but he still wanted more. He sighed,"Vixen! What a cute and terrifying beast! If only we could find such a vixen!”The half-beast commander looked at me again."And then?"

"And then!" I was stunned as I looked at the half-beast commander who had an expectant look on his face. Heavens, this guy actually wanted to hear more!

"Well, look, it's getting late! Let's talk another day!" After saying that, I flashed and ran. What a joke. She had originally wanted to fool him. Now that she had fooled him for more than four hours in one breath, if she continued to fool him, she would definitely be exposed. If she did not dodge now, when would she?

"Hey! Wait a minute! Don't run!" The orc commander quickly chased after him."Then what happened to Cao Cao? Also, where is the Fox Cave that you mentioned?”

"Idiot, that was a lie. You actually believed it!”I said angrily as I ran for my life.

"Hu! Do you think I'll believe you?" The half-beast commander had a determined look on his face as he chased after me."If you want to lie, you have to make up a good lie. How can you make up such a beautiful person with such an exquisite plan?”The half-beast commander increased his speed again."No, I have to catch you and ask you where those cute vixens live!”

"Hu! Heavens! You're really gullible. I already said that I was lying to you, but you still believed me!”I really wanted to cry but had no tears. I didn't expect this guy to chase me so desperately just to know where the non-existent Fox Cave was.

"Liars will try their best to prove that what they say is the truth. How can they be like you, who actually exposed their own scam!”The half-beast commander gritted his teeth." Don't think that we Beastmen are so easily deceived. I will definitely catch you."”

"Roar!" The Orc Commander roared and increased his speed, instantly closing the distance by ten meters.

"Ah! Oh my god!" This time, I was scared out of my wits. What a fast speed. I immediately used all my strength. My two legs were like a spring. You have to know that I am no longer the same as before. Speed is my natural advantage, and at this moment, I have used it to its limit. But even so, he couldn't shake off the Orc Commander behind him!

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